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Title: Riley Songs of Friendship

Author: James Whitcomb Riley

Illustrator: Will Vawter

Release date: October 20, 2007 [eBook #23111]

Language: English

Credits: E-text prepared by Al Haines

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E-text prepared by Al Haines

RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP

JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY

WITH PICTURES BY

WILL VAWTER

NEW YORK

GROSSET & DUNLAP

PUBLISHERS

Copyright 1885, 1887, 1888, 1890,

1892, 1893, 1894, 1900, 1903, 1908,

1913, 1915

JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY

To

Young E. Allison—Bookman

The bookman he's a humming-bird—

His feasts are honey-fine,—

(With hi! hilloo!

And clover-dew

And roses lush and rare!)

His roses are the phrase and word

Of olden tomes divine;

(With hi! and ho!

And pinks ablow

And posies everywhere!)

The Bookman he's a humming-bird,—

He steals from song to song—

He scents the ripest-blooming rhyme,

And takes his heart along

And sacks all sweets of bursting verse

And ballads, throng on throng.

(With ho! and hey!

And brook and brae,

And brinks of shade and shine!)

A humming-bird the Bookman is—

Though cumbrous, gray and grim,—

(With hi! hilloo!

And honey-dew

And odors musty-rare!)

He bends him o'er that page of his

As o'er the rose's rim.

(With hi! and ho!

And pinks aglow

And roses everywhere!)

Ay, he's the featest humming-bird,

On airiest of wings

He poises pendent o'er the poem

That blossoms as it sings—

God friend him as he dips his beak

In such delicious things!

(With ho! and hey!

And world away

And only dreams for him!)

O friends of mine, whose kindly words come to me

Voiced only in lost lisps of ink and pen,

If I had power to tell the good you do me,

And how the blood you warm goes laughing through me,

My tongue would babble baby-talk again.

And I would toddle round the world to meet you—

Fall at your feet, and clamber to your knees

And with glad, happy hands would reach and greet you,

And twine my arms about you, and entreat you

For leave to weave a thousand rhymes like these—

A thousand rhymes enwrought of nought but presses

Of cherry-lip and apple-cheek and chin,

And pats of honeyed palms, and rare caresses,

And all the sweets of which as Fancy guesses

She folds away her wings and swoons therein.

CONTENTS

PAGE

ABE MARTIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  142

AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  182

ANCIENT PRINTERMAN, THE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  101

ART AND POETRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   78

BACK FROM TOWN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   23

BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   34

BECAUSE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  152

CHRISTMAS GREETING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  141

DAN O'SULLIVAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  132

DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . .  180

DOWN TO THE CAPITAL  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   80

FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   46

GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   58

HER VALENTINE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  140

HERR WEISER  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  153

HOBO VOLUNTARY, A  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   25

I SMOKE MY PIPE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   36

IN THE AFTERNOON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  148

IN THE HEART OF JUNE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  120

JAMES B. MAYNARD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  100

LETTER TO A FRIEND, A  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   52

"LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP, THE" . . . . . . . . . . . .   61

LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS, THE . . . . . . . . .  146

MOTHER-SONG, A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  158

MY BACHELOR CHUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   74

MY FRIEND  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  126

MY HENRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   48

MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  114

MY OLD FRIEND  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  134

OLD BAND, THE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  121

OLD CHUMS  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   89

OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   54

OLD JOHN HENRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  136

OLD INDIANY  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  185

OLD MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   92

OLD MAN AND JIM, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  105

OLD SCHOOL-CHUM, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  112

OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   72

POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN, THE  . . . . . . . . . . .   42

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  176

SCOTTY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   90

SONG BY UNCLE SIDNEY, A  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   41

STEPMOTHER, THE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  162

THAT NIGHT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  168

TO ALMON KEEPER  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  170

TO THE QUIET OBSERVER  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  174

TOM VAN ARDEN  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   68

TOMMY SMITH  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   66

TRAVELING MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  128

UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   40

WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  160

WHEN OLD JACK DIED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  163

WHEN WE THREE MEET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   60

ILLUSTRATIONS

PAGE

"SLEEP, FOR THY MOTHER BENDS OVER THEE YET!" . . Frontispiece

BACK FROM TOWN--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   23

A HOBO VOLUNTARY--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   25

HE CAMPS NEAR TOWN, ON THE OLD CRICK-BANK  . . . . . . .   27

AND SO LIKEWISE DOES THE FARMHANDS STARE . . . . . . . .   31

A HOBO VOLUNTARY--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   33

BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . .   34

BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . .   35

AND WRAPPED IN SHROUDS OF DRIFTING CLOUDS  . . . . . . .   37

UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . .   40

THE POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN--HEADPIECE  . . . . . .   42

OF THE ORCHARD-LANDS OF CHILDHOOD  . . . . . . . . . . .   43

FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . .   46

FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . .   47

MY HENRY--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   48

NOTHIN' THAT BOY WOULDN'T RESK!  . . . . . . . . . . . .   49

A LETTER TO A FRIEND--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . .   52

A LETTER TO A FRIEND--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . .   53

THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . .   54

THE BLESSED OLD VOLUME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   55

GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .   58

GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .   59

"THE LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP"--HEADPIECE . . . . . . .   61

THE ORCHESTRA, WITH ITS MELODY . . . . . . . . . . . . .   63

TOMMY SMITH--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   66

OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . .   72

HIS MOUTH IS A GRIN WITH THE CORNERS TUCKED IN . . . . .   75

ART AND POETRY--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   78

DOWN TO THE CAPITAL--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .   80

TO OLD ONE-LEGGED CHAPS, LIKE ME . . . . . . . . . . . .   83

"IT'S ALL JES' ARTIFICIAL, THIS-ERE HIGH-PRICED

LIFE OF OURS"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   87

OLD CHUMS--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   89

SCOTTY--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   90

THE OLD MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   92

IN YOUR REPOSEFUL GAZE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   95

THE OLD MAN--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   99

THE ANCIENT PRINTERMAN--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . .  101

O PRINTERMAN OF SALLOW FACE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  103

THE OLD MAN AND JIM--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  105

"WELL, GOOD-BY, JIM" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  107

THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  109

THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  110

THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  111

THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  112

THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . .  113

MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . .  114

AH, FRIEND OF MINE, HOW GOES IT  . . . . . . . . . . . .  115

MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . .  119

THE OLD BAND--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  121

I WANT TO HEAR THE OLD BAND PLAY . . . . . . . . . . . .  123

THE OLD BAND--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  125

MY FRIEND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  126

MY FRIEND--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  127

THE TRAVELING MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  128

WHO HAVE MET HIM WITH SMILES AND WITH CHEER  . . . . . .  129

DAN O'SULLIVAN--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  132

DAN O'SULLIVAN--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  133

MY OLD FRIEND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  134

OLD JOHN HENRY--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  136

A SMILIN' FACE AND A HEARTY HAND . . . . . . . . . . . .  137

CHRISTMAS GREETING--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . .  141

ABE MARTIN--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  142

HIS MOUTH, LIKE HIS PIPE, 'S ALLUS GOIN' . . . . . . . .  143

THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS--HEADPIECE . . . .  146

THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS--TAILPIECE . . . .  147

IN THE AFTERNOON--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  148

YOU IN THE HAMMOCK; AND I, NEAR BY . . . . . . . . . . .  149

IN THE AFTERNOON--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  151

HERR WEISER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  153

AND LILY AND ASTER AND COLUMBINE . . . . . . . . . . . .  155

HERR WEISER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  157

A MOTHER-SONG--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  158

WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . .  160

WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . .  161

WHEN OLD JACK DIED--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . .  163

WE COULDN'T ONLY CRY WHEN OLD JACK DIED  . . . . . . . .  165

WHEN OLD JACK DIED--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . .  167

THAT NIGHT--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  168

THAT NIGHT--TAILPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  169

TO ALMON KEEFER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  170

UNDER "THE OLD SWEET APPLE TREE" . . . . . . . . . . . .  171

TO ALMON KEEFER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  173

TO THE QUIET OBSERVER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . .  174

TO THE QUIET OBSERVER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . .  175

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . .  176

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME, MY FRIEND . . . . . . . . . . . .  177

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . .  179

THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . .  180

THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN--TAILPIECE . . . . . . .  181

AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING--HEADPIECE  . . . . . . . . . . .  182

OLD INDIANY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  185

BUT, FELLERS, SHE'S A LEAKY STATE! . . . . . . . . . . .  187

OLD INDIANY--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  190

RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP

BACK FROM TOWN

Old friends allus is the best,

Halest-like and heartiest:

Knowed us first, and don't allow

We're so blame much better now!

They was standin' at the bars

When we grabbed "the kivvered kyars"

And lit out fer town, to make

Money—and that old mistake!

We thought then the world we went

Into beat "The Settlement,"

And the friends 'at we'd make there

Would beat any anywhere!—

And they do—fer that's their biz:

They beat all the friends they is—

'Cept the raal old friends like you

'At staid at home, like I'd ort to!

W'y, of all the good things yit

I ain't shet of, is to quit

Business, and git back to sheer

These old comforts waitin' here—

These old friends; and these old hands

'At a feller understands;

These old winter nights, and old

Young-folks chased in out the cold!

Sing "Hard Times'll come ag'in

No More!" and neighbors all jine in!

Here's a feller come from town

Wants that-air old fiddle down

From the chimbly!—Git the floor

Cleared fer one cowtillion more!—

It's poke the kitchen fire, says he,

And shake a friendly leg with me!

A HOBO VOLUNTARY

Oh, the hobo's life is a roving life;

It robs pretty maids of their heart's delight—

It causes them to weep and it causes them to mourn

For the life of a hobo, never to return.

The hobo's heart it is light and free,

Though it's Sweethearts all, farewell, to thee!—

Farewell to thee, for it's far away

The homeless hobo's footsteps stray.

In the morning bright, or the dusk so dim,

It's any path is the one for him!

He'll take his chances, long or short,

For to meet his fate with a valiant heart.

Oh, it's beauty mops out the sidetracked-car,

And it's beauty-beaut' at the pigs-feet bar;

But when his drinks and his eats is made

Then the hobo shunts off down the grade.

He camps near town, on the old crick-bank,

And he cuts his name on the water-tank—

He cuts his name and the hobo sign,—

"Bound for the land of corn and wine!"

(Oh, it's I like friends that he'ps me through,

And the friends also that he'ps you, too,—

Oh, I like all friends, 'most every kind

But I don't like friends that don't like mine.)

There's friends of mine, when they gits the hunch,

Comes a swarmin' in, the blasted bunch,—

"Clog-step Jonny" and "Flat-wheel Bill"

And "Brockey Ike" from Circleville.

With "Cooney Ward" and "Sikes the Kid"

And old "Pop Lawson"—the best we had—

The rankest mug and the worst for lush

And the dandiest of the whole blame push.

Oh, them's the times I remembers best

When I took my chance with all the rest,

And hogged fried chicken and roastin' ears, too,

And sucked cheroots when the feed was through.

Oh, the hobo's way is the railroad line,

And it's little he cares for schedule time;

Whatever town he's a-striken for

Will wait for him till he gits there.

And whatever burg that he lands in

There's beauties there just thick for him—

There's beauty at "The Queen's Taste Lunch-stand," sure,

Or "The Last Chance Boardin' House" back-door.

He's lonesome-like, so he gits run in,

To git the hang o' the world ag'in;

But the laundry circles he moves in there

Makes him sigh for the country air,—

So it's Good-by gals! and he takes his chance

And wads hisself through the workhouse-fence:

He sheds the town and the railroad, too,

And strikes mud roads for a change of view.

The jay drives by on his way to town,

And looks on the hobo in high scorn,

And so likewise does the farmhands stare—

But what the haids does the hobo care!

He hits the pike, in the summer's heat

Or the winter's cold, with its snow and sleet—

With a boot on one foot, and one shoe—

Or he goes barefoot, if he chooses to.

But he likes the best, when the days is warm,

With his bum Prince-Albert on his arm—

He likes to size up a farmhouse where

They haint no man nor bulldog there.

Oh, he gits his meals wherever he can,

So natchurly he's a handy man—

He's a handy man both day and night,

And he's always blest with an appetite!

A tin o' black coffee, and a rhuburb pie—

Be they old and cold as charity—

They're hot-stuff enough for the pore hobo,

And it's "Thanks, kind lady, for to treat me so!"

Then he fills his pipe with a stub cigar

And swipes a coal from the kitchen fire,

And the hired girl says, in a smilin' tone,—

"It's good-by, John, if you call that goin'!"

Oh, the hobo's life is a roving life,

It robs pretty maids of their heart's delight—

It causes them to weep and it causes them to mourn

For the life of a hobo, never to return.

BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY

Be our fortunes as they may,

Touched with loss or sorrow,

Saddest eyes that weep to-day

May be glad to-morrow.

Yesterday the rain was here,

And the winds were blowing—

Sky and earth and atmosphere

Brimmed and overflowing.

But to-day the sun is out,

And the drear November

We were then so vexed about

Now we scarce remember.

Yesterday you lost a friend—

Bless your heart and love it!—

For you scarce could comprehend

All the aching of it;—

But I sing to you and say:

Let the lost friend sorrow—

Here's another come to-day,

Others may to-morrow.

I SMOKE MY PIPE

I can't extend to every friend

In need a helping hand—

No matter though I wish it so,

'Tis not as Fortune planned;

But haply may I fancy they

Are men of different stripe

Than others think who hint and wink,—

And so—I smoke my pipe!

A golden coal to crown the bowl—

My pipe and I alone,—

I sit and muse with idler views

Perchance than I should own:—

It might be worse to own the purse

Whose glutted bowels gripe

In little qualms of stinted alms;

And so I smoke my pipe.

And if inclined to moor my mind

And cast the anchor Hope,

A puff of breath will put to death

The morbid misanthrope

That lurks inside—as errors hide

In standing forms of type

To mar at birth some line of worth;

And so I smoke my pipe.

The subtle stings misfortune flings

Can give me little pain

When my narcotic spell has wrought

This quiet in my brain:

When I can waste the past in taste

So luscious and so ripe

That like an elf I hug myself;

And so I smoke my pipe.

And wrapped in shrouds of drifting clouds

I watch the phantom's flight,

Till alien eyes from Paradise

Smile on me as I write:

And I forgive the wrongs that live,

As lightly as I wipe

Away the tear that rises here;

And so I smoke my pipe.

UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS

Marcellus, won't you tell us—

Truly tell us, if you can,—

What will you be, Marcellus,

When you get to be a man?

You turn, with never answer

But to the band that plays.—

O rapt and eerie dancer,

What of your future days?

Far in the years before us

We dreamers see your fame,

While song and praise in chorus

Make music of your name.

And though our dreams foretell us

As only visions can,

You must prove it, O Marcellus,

When you get to be a man!

A SONG BY UNCLE SIDNEY

O were I not a clod, intent

On being just an earthly thing,

I'd be that rare embodiment

Of Heart and Spirit, Voice and Wing,

With pure, ecstatic, rapture-sent,

Divinely-tender twittering

That Echo swoons to re-present,—

A bluebird in the Spring.

THE POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN

Kindly and warm and tender,

He nestled each childish palm

So close in his own that his touch was a prayer

And his speech a blessed psalm.

He has turned from the marvelous pages

Of many an alien tome—

Haply come down from Olivet,

Or out from the gates of Rome—

Set sail o'er the seas between him

And each little beckoning hand

That fluttered about in the meadows

And groves of his native land,—

Fluttered and flashed on his vision

As, in the glimmering light

Of the orchard-lands of childhood,

The blossoms of pink and white.

And there have been sobs in his bosom,

As out on the shores he stept,

And many a little welcomer

Has wondered why he wept.—

That was because, O children,

Ye might not always be

The same that the Savior's arms were wound

About, in Galilee.

FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR

Friend of a wayward hour, you came

Like some good ghost, and went the same;

And I within the haunted place

Sit smiling on your vanished face,

And talking with—your name.

But thrice the pressure of your hand—

First hail—congratulations—and

Your last "God bless you!" as the train

That brought you snatched you back again

Into the unknown land.

"God bless me?" Why, your very prayer

Was answered ere you asked it there,

I know—for when you came to lend

Me your kind hand, and call me friend,

God blessed me unaware.

MY HENRY

He's jes' a great, big, awk'ard, hulkin'

Feller,—humped, and sort o' sulkin'—

Like, and ruther still-appearin'—

Kind-as-ef he wuzn't keerin'

Whether school helt out er not—

That's my Henry, to a dot!

Allus kind o' liked him—whether

Childern, er growed-up together!

Fifteen year' ago and better,

'Fore he ever knowed a letter,

Run acrosst the little fool

In my Primer-class at school.

When the Teacher wuzn't lookin',

He'd be th'owin' wads; er crookin'

Pins; er sprinklin' pepper, more'n

Likely, on the stove; er borin'

Gimlet-holes up thue his desk—

Nothin' that boy wouldn't resk!

But, somehow, as I was goin'

On to say, he seemed so knowin',

Other ways, and cute and cunnin'—

Allus wuz a notion runnin'

Thue my giddy, fool-head he

Jes' had be'n cut out fer me!

Don't go much on prophesyin',

But last night whilse I wuz fryin'

Supper, with that man a-pitchin'

Little Marthy round the kitchen,

Think-says-I, "Them baby's eyes

Is my Henry's, jes' p'cise!"

A LETTER TO A FRIEND

The past is like a story

I have listened to in dreams

That vanished in the glory

Of the Morning's early gleams;

And—at my shadow glancing—

I feel a loss of strength,

As the Day of Life advancing

Leaves it shorn of half its length.

But it's all in vain to worry

At the rapid race of Time—

And he flies in such a flurry

When I trip him with a rhyme,

I'll bother him no longer

Than to thank you for the thought

That "my fame is growing stronger

As you really think it ought."

And though I fall below it,

I might know as much of mirth

To live and die a poet

Of unacknowledged worth;

For Fame is but a vagrant—

Though a loyal one and brave,

And his laurels ne'er so fragrant

As when scattered o'er the grave.

THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE

How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood

That now but in mem'ry I sadly review;

The old meeting-house at the edge of the wildwood,

The rail fence, and horses all tethered thereto;

The low, sloping roof, and the bell in the steeple,

The doves that came fluttering out overhead

As it solemnly gathered the God-fearing people

To hear the old Bible my grandfather read.

The old-fashioned Bible—

The dust-covered Bible—

The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.

The blessed old volume! The face bent above it—

As now I recall it—is gravely severe,

Though the reverent eye that droops downward to love it

Makes grander the text through the lens of a tear,

And, as down his features it trickles and glistens,

The cough of the deacon is stilled, and his head

Like a haloed patriarch's leans as he listens

To hear the old Bible my grandfather read.

The old-fashioned Bible—

The dust-covered Bible—

The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.

Ah! who shall look backward with scorn and derision

And scoff the old book though it uselessly lies

In the dust of the past, while this newer revision

Lisps on of a hope and a home in the skies?

Shall the voice of the Master be stifled and riven?

Shall we hear but a tithe of the words He has said,

When so long He has, listening, leaned out of Heaven

To hear the old Bible my grandfather read?

The old-fashioned Bible—

The dust-covered Bible—

The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.

GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO

Say good-by er howdy-do—

What's the odds betwixt the two?

Comin'—goin', ev'ry day—

Best friends first to go away—

Grasp of hands you'd ruther hold

Than their weight in solid gold

Slips their grip while greetin' you.—

Say good-by er howdy-do!

Howdy-do, and then, good-by—

Mixes jes' like laugh and cry;

Deaths and births, and worst and best,

Tangled their contrariest;

Ev'ry jinglin' weddin'-bell

Skeerin' up some funer'l knell.—

Here's my song, and there's your sigh.—

Howdy-do, and then, good-by!

Say good-by er howdy-do—

Jes' the same to me and you;

'Taint worth while to make no fuss,

'Cause the job's put up on us!

Some One's runnin' this concern

That's got nothin' else to learn:

Ef He's willin', we'll pull through—

Say good-by er howdy-do!

WHEN WE THREE MEET

When we three meet? Ah! friend of mine

Whose verses well and flow as wine,—

My thirsting fancy thou dost fill

With draughts delicious, sweeter still

Since tasted by those lips of thine.

I pledge thee, through the chill sunshine

Of autumn, with a warmth divine,

Thrilled through as only I shall thrill

When we three meet.

I pledge thee, if we fast or dine,

We yet shall loosen, line by line,

Old ballads, and the blither trill

Of our-time singers—for there will

Be with us all the Muses nine

When we three meet.

"THE LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP"

When I was a little boy, long ago,

And spoke of the theater as the "show,"

The first one that I went to see,

Mother's brother it was took me—

(My uncle, of course, though he seemed to be

Only a boy—I loved him so!)

And ah, how pleasant he made it all!

And the things he knew that I should know!—

The stage, the "drop," and the frescoed wall;

The sudden flash of the lights; and oh,

The orchestra, with its melody,

And the lilt and jingle and jubilee

Of "The Little Man in the Tinshop"!

For Uncle showed me the "Leader" there,

With his pale, bleak forehead and long, black hair;

Showed me the "Second," and "'Cello," and "Bass,"

And the "B-Flat," pouting and puffing his face

At the little end of the horn he blew

Silvery bubbles of music through;

And he coined me names of them, each in turn,

Some comical name that I laughed to learn,

Clean on down to the last and best,—

The lively little man, never at rest,

Who hides away at the end of the string,

And tinkers and plays on everything,—

That's "The Little Man in the Tinshop"!

Raking a drum like a rattle of hail,

Clinking a cymbal or castanet;

Chirping a twitter or sending a wail

Through a piccolo that thrills me yet;

Reeling ripples of riotous bells,

And tipsy tinkles of triangles—

Wrangled and tangled in skeins of sound

Till it seemed that my very soul spun round,

As I leaned, in a breathless joy, toward my

Radiant uncle, who snapped his eye

And said, with the courtliest wave of his hand,

"Why, that little master of all the band

Is 'The Little Man in the Tinshop'!

"And I've heard Verdi, the Wonderful,

And Paganini, and Ole Bull,

Mozart, Handel, and Mendelssohn,

And fair Parepa, whose matchless tone

Karl, her master, with magic bow,

Blent with the angels', and held her so

Tranced till the rapturous Infinite—

And I've heard arias, faint and low,

From many an operatic light

Glimmering on my swimming sight

Dimmer and dimmer, until, at last,

I still sit, holding my roses fast

For 'The Little Man in the Tinshop.'"

Oho! my Little Man, joy to you—

And yours—and theirs—your lifetime through!

Though I've heard melodies, boy and man,

Since first "the show" of my life began,

Never yet have I listened to

Sadder, madder, or gladder glees

Than your unharmonied harmonies;

For yours is the music that appeals

To all the fervor the boy's heart feels—

All his glories, his wildest cheers,

His bravest hopes, and his brightest tears;

And so, with his first bouquet, he kneels

To "The Little Man in the Tinshop."

TOMMY SMITH

Dimple-cheeked and rosy-lipped,

With his cap-rim backward tipped,

Still in fancy I can see

Little Tommy smile on me—

Little Tommy Smith.

Little unsung Tommy Smith—

Scarce a name to rhyme it with;

Yet most tenderly to me

Something sings unceasingly—

Little Tommy Smith.

On the verge of some far land

Still forever does he stand,

With his cap-rim rakishly

Tilted; so he smiles on me—

Little Tommy Smith.

Elder-blooms contrast the grace

Of the rover's radiant face—

Whistling back, in mimicry,

"Old—Bob—White!" all liquidly—

Little Tommy Smith.

O my jaunty statuette

Of first love, I see you yet.

Though you smile so mistily,

It is but through tears I see,

Little Tommy Smith.

But, with crown tipped back behind,

And the glad hand of the wind

Smoothing back your hair, I see

Heaven's best angel smile on me,—

Little Tommy Smith.

TOM VAN ARDEN

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

Our warm fellowship is one

Far too old to comprehend

Where its bond was first begun:

Mirage-like before my gaze

Gleams a land of other days,

Where two truant boys, astray,

Dream their lazy lives away.

There's a vision, in the guise

Of Midsummer, where the Past

Like a weary beggar lies

In the shadow Time has cast;

And as blends the bloom of trees

With the drowsy hum of bees,

Fragrant thoughts and murmurs blend,

Tom Van Arden, my old friend.

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

All the pleasures we have known

Thrill me now as I extend

This old hand and grasp your own—

Feeling, in the rude caress,

All affection's tenderness;

Feeling, though the touch be rough,

Our old souls are soft enough.

So we'll make a mellow hour:

Fill your pipe, and taste the wine—

Warp your face, if it be sour,

I can spare a smile from mine;

If it sharpen up your wit,

Let me feel the edge of it—

I have eager ears to lend,

Tom Van Arden, my old friend.

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

Are we "lucky dogs," indeed?

Are we all that we pretend

In the jolly life we lead?—

Bachelors, we must confess,

Boast of "single blessedness"

To the world, but not alone—

Man's best sorrow is his own!

And the saddest truth is this,—

Life to us has never proved

What we tasted in the kiss

Of the women we have loved:

Vainly we congratulate

Our escape from such a fate

As their lying lips could send,

Tom Van Arden, my old friend!

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

Hearts, like fruit upon the stem,

Ripen sweetest, I contend,

As the frost falls over them:

Your regard for me to-day

Makes November taste of May,

And through every vein of rhyme

Pours the blood of summer-time.

When our souls are cramped with youth

Happiness seems far away

In the future, while, in truth,

We look back on it to-day

Through our tears, nor dare to boast,—

"Better to have loved and lost!"

Broken hearts are hard to mend,

Tom Van Arden, my old friend.

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

I grow prosy, and you tire;

Fill the glasses while I bend

To prod up the failing fire. . . .

You are restless:—I presume

There's a dampness in the room.—

Much of warmth our nature begs,

With rheumatics in our legs! . . .

Humph! the legs we used to fling

Limber-jointed in the dance,

When we heard the fiddle ring

Up the curtain of Romance,

And in crowded public halls

Played with hearts like jugglers' balls.—

Feats of mountebanks, depend!—

Tom Van Arden, my old friend.

Tom Van Arden, my old friend,

Pardon, then, this theme of mine:

While the firelight leaps to lend

Higher color to the wine,—

I propose a health to those

Who have homes, and home's repose,

Wife- and child-love without end!

. . . Tom Van Arden, my old friend.

OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL

O it's good to ketch a relative 'at's richer and don't run

When you holler out to hold up, and'll joke and have his fun;

It's good to hear a man called bad and then find out he's not,

Er strike some chap they call lukewarm 'at's really red-hot;

It's good to know the Devil's painted jes' a leetle black,

And it's good to have most anybody pat you on the back;—

But jes' the best thing in the world's our old friend Neverfail,

When he wags yer hand as honest as an old dog wags his tail!

I like to strike the man I owe the same time I can pay,

And take back things I've borried, and su'prise folks thataway;

I like to find out that the man I voted fer last fall,

That didn't git elected, was a scoundrel after all;

I like the man that likes the pore and he'ps 'em when he can;

I like to meet a ragged tramp 'at's still a gentleman;

But most I like—with you, my boy—our old friend Neverfail,

When he wags yer hand as honest as an old dog wags his tail!

MY BACHELOR CHUM

A corpulent man is my bachelor chum,

With a neck apoplectic and thick—

An abdomen on him as big as a drum,

And a fist big enough for the stick;

With a walk that for grace is clear out of the case,

And a wobble uncertain—as though

His little bow-legs had forgotten the pace

That in youth used to favor him so.

He is forty, at least; and the top of his head

Is a bald and a glittering thing;

And his nose and his two chubby cheeks are as red

As three rival roses in spring;

His mouth is a grin with the corners tucked in,

And his laugh is so breezy and bright

That it ripples his features and dimples his chin

With a billowy look of delight.

He is fond of declaring he "don't care a straw"—

That "the ills of a bachelor's life

Are blisses, compared with a mother-in-law

And a boarding-school miss for a wife!"

So he smokes and he drinks, and he jokes and he winks,

And he dines and he wines, all alone,

With a thumb ever ready to snap as he thinks

Of the comforts he never has known.

But up in his den—(Ah, my bachelor chum!)—

I have sat with him there in the gloom,

When the laugh of his lips died away to become

But a phantom of mirth in the room.

And to look on him there you would love him, for all

His ridiculous ways, and be dumb

As the little girl-face that smiles down from the wall

On the tears of my bachelor chum.

ART AND POETRY

TO HOMER DAVENPORT

Wess he says, and sort o' grins,

"Art and Poetry is twins!

"Yit, if I'd my pick, I'd shake

Poetry, and no mistake!

"Pictures, allus, 'peared to me,

Clean laid over Poetry!

"Let me draw, and then, i jings,

I'll not keer a straw who sings.

"'F I could draw as you have drew,

Like to jes' swop pens with you!

"Picture-drawin' 's my pet vision

Of Life-work in Lands Elysian.

"Pictures is first language we

Find hacked out in History.

"Most delight we ever took

Was in our first Picture-book.

"'Thout the funny picture-makers,

They'd be lots more undertakers!

"Still, as I say, Rhymes and Art

'Smighty hard to tell apart.

"Songs and pictures go together

Same as birds and summer weather."

So Wess says, and sort o' grins,

"Art and Poetry is twins."

DOWN TO THE CAPITAL

I' be'n down to the Capital at Washington, D. C.,

Where Congerss meets and passes on the pensions ort to be

Allowed to old one-legged chaps, like me, 'at sence the war

Don't wear their pants in pairs at all—and yit how proud we are!

Old Flukens, from our deestrick, jes' turned in and tuck and made

Me stay with him whilse I was there; and longer 'at I stayed

The more I kep' a-wantin' jes' to kind o' git away,

And yit a-feelin' sociabler with Flukens ever' day.

You see I'd got the idy—and I guess most folks agrees—

'At men as rich as him, you know, kin do jes' what they please;

A man worth stacks o' money, and a Congerssman and all,

And livin' in a buildin' bigger'n Masonic Hall!

Now mind, I'm not a-faultin' Fluke—he made his money square:

We both was Forty-niners, and both bu'sted gittin' there;

I weakened and onwindlassed, and he stuck and stayed and made

His millions; don't know what I'm worth untel my pension's paid.

But I was goin' to tell you—er a-ruther goin' to try

To tell you how he's livin' now: gas burnin' mighty nigh

In ever' room about the house; and ever' night, about,

Some blame reception goin' on, and money goin' out.

They's people there from all the world—jes' ever' kind 'at lives,

Injuns and all! and Senators, and Ripresentatives;

And girls, you know, jes' dressed in gauze and roses, I declare,

And even old men shamblin' round a-waltzin' with 'em there!

And bands a-tootin' circus-tunes, 'way in some other room

Jes' chokin' full o' hothouse plants and pinies and perfume;

And fountains, squirtin' stiddy all the time; and statutes, made

Out o' puore marble, 'peared-like, sneakin' round there in the shade.

And Fluke he coaxed and begged and pled with me to take a hand

And sashay in amongst 'em—crutch and all, you understand;

But when I said how tired I was, and made fer open air,

He follered, and tel five o'clock we set a-talkin' there.

"My God!" says he—Fluke says to me, "I'm tireder'n you!

Don't putt up yer tobacker tel you give a man a chew.

Set back a leetle furder in the shadder—that'll do;

I'm tireder'n you, old man; I'm tireder'n you.

"You see that-air old dome," says he, "humped up ag'inst the sky?

It's grand, first time you see it; but it changes, by and by,

And then it stays jes' thataway—jes' anchored high and dry

Betwixt the sky up yender and the achin' of yer eye.

"Night's purty; not so purty, though, as what it ust to be

When my first wife was livin'. You remember her?" says he.

I nodded-like, and Fluke went on, "I wonder now ef she

Knows where I am—and what I am—and what I ust to be?

"That band in there!—I ust to think 'at music couldn't wear

A feller out the way it does; but that ain't music there—

That's jes' a' imitation, and like ever'thing, I swear,

I hear, er see, er tetch, er taste, er tackle anywhere!

"It's all jes' artificial, this-'ere high-priced life of ours;

The theory, it's sweet enough, tel it saps down and sours.

They's no home left, ner ties o' home about it. By the powers,

The whole thing's artificialer'n artificial flowers!

"And all I want, and could lay down and sob fer, is to know

The homely things of homely life; fer instance, jes' to go

And set down by the kitchen stove—Lord! that 'u'd rest me so,—

Jes' set there, like I ust to do, and laugh and joke, you know.

"Jes' set there, like I ust to do," says Fluke, a-startin' in,

'Peared-like, to say the whole thing over to hisse'f ag'in;

Then stopped and turned, and kind o' coughed, and stooped

and fumbled fer

Somepin' o' 'nuther in the grass—I guess his handkercher.

Well, sence I'm back from Washington, where I left Fluke a-still

A-leggin' fer me, heart and soul, on that-air pension bill,

I've half-way struck the notion, when I think o' wealth and sich,

They's nothin' much patheticker'n jes' a-bein' rich!

OLD CHUMS

"If I die first," my old chum paused to say,

"Mind! not a whimper of regret:—instead,

Laugh and be glad, as I shall.—Being dead,

I shall not lodge so very far away

But that our mirth shall mingle.—So, the day

The word comes, joy with me." "I'll try," I said,

Though, even speaking, sighed and shook my head

And turned, with misted eyes. His roundelay

Rang gaily on the stair; and then the door

Opened and—closed. . . . Yet something of the clear,

Hale hope, and force of wholesome faith he had

Abided with me—strengthened more and more.—

Then—then they brought his broken body here:

And I laughed—whisperingly—and we were glad.

SCOTTY

Scotty's dead—Of course he is!

Jes' that same old luck of his!—

Ever sence we went cahoots

He's be'n first, you bet yer boots!

When our schoolin' first begun,

Got two whippin's to my one:

Stold and smoked the first cigar:

Stood up first before the bar,

Takin' whisky-straight—and me

Wastin' time on "blackberry"!

Beat me in the Army, too,

And clean on the whole way through!

In more scrapes around the camp,

And more troubles, on the tramp:

Fought and fell there by my side

With more bullets in his hide,

And more glory in the cause,—

That's the kind o' man he was!

Luck liked Scotty more'n me.—

I got married: Scotty, he

Never even would apply

Fer the pension-money I

Had to beg of "Uncle Sam"—

That's the kind o' cuss I am!—

Scotty allus first and best—

Me the last and ornriest!

Yit fer all that's said and done—

All the battles fought and won—

We hain't prospered, him ner me—

Both as pore as pore could be,—

Though we've allus, up tel now,

Stuck together anyhow—

Scotty allus, as I've said,

Luckiest—And now he's dead!

THE OLD MAN

Lo! steadfast and serene,

In patient pause between

The seen and the unseen,

What gentle zephyrs fan

Your silken silver hair,—

And what diviner air

Breathes round you like a prayer,

Old Man?

Can you, in nearer view

Of Glory, pierce the blue

Of happy Heaven through;

And, listening mutely, can

Your senses, dull to us,

Hear Angel-voices thus,

In chorus glorious—

Old Man?

In your reposeful gaze

The dusk of Autumn days

Is blent with April haze,

As when of old began

The bursting of the bud

Of rosy babyhood—

When all the world was good,

Old Man.

And yet I find a sly

Little twinkle in your eye;

And your whisperingly shy

Little laugh is simply an

Internal shout of glee

That betrays the fallacy

You'd perpetrate on me,

Old Man.

So just put up the frown

That your brows are pulling down!

Why, the fleetest boy in town,

As he bared his feet and ran,

Could read with half a glance—

And of keen rebuke, perchance—

Your secret countenance,

Old Man.

Now, honestly, confess:

Is an old man any less

Than the little child we bless

And caress when we can?

Isn't age but just a place

Where you mask the childish face

To preserve its inner grace,

Old Man?

Hasn't age a truant day,

Just as that you went astray

In the wayward, restless way,

When, brown with dust and tan,

Your roguish face essayed,

In solemn masquerade,

To hide the smile it made,

Old Man?

Now, fair, and square, and true,

Don't your old soul tremble through,

As in youth it used to do

When it brimmed and overran

With the strange, enchanted sights,

And the splendors and delights

Of the old "Arabian Nights,"

Old Man?

When, haply, you have fared

Where glad Aladdin shared

His lamp with you, and dared

The Afrite and his clan;

And, with him, clambered through

The trees where jewels grew—

And filled your pockets, too,

Old Man?

Or, with Sinbad, at sea—

And in veracity

Who has sinned as bad as he,

Or would, or will, or can?—

Have you listened to his lies,

With open mouth and eyes,

And learned his art likewise,

Old Man?

And you need not deny

That your eyes were wet as dry,

Reading novels on the sly!

And review them, if you can

And the same warm tears will fall—

Only faster, that is all—

Over Little Nell and Paul,

Old Man!

Oh, you were a lucky lad—

Just as good as you were bad!

And the host of friends you had—

Charley, Tom, and Dick, and Dan;

And the old School-Teacher, too,

Though he often censured you;

And the girls in pink and blue,

Old Man.

And—as often you have leant,

In boyish sentiment,

To kiss the letter sent

By Nelly, Belle, or Nan—

Wherein the rose's hue

Was red, the violet blue—

And sugar sweet—and you,

Old Man,—

So, to-day, as lives the bloom,

And the sweetness, and perfume

Of the blossoms, I assume,

On the same mysterious plan

The Master's love assures,

That the selfsame boy endures

In that hale old heart of yours,

Old Man.

JAMES B. MAYNARD

His daily, nightly task is o'er—

He leans above his desk no more.

His pencil and his pen say not

One further word of gracious thought.

All silent is his voice, yet clear

For all a grateful world to hear;

He poured abroad his human love

In opulence unmeasured of—

While, in return, his meek demand,—

The warm clasp of a neighbor-hand

In recognition of the true

World's duty that he lived to do.

So was he kin of yours and mine—

So, even by the hallowed sign

Of silence which he listens to,

He hears our tears as falls the dew.

THE ANCIENT PRINTERMAN

O Printerman of sallow face,

And look of absent guile,

Is it the 'copy' on your 'case'

That causes you to smile?

Or is it some old treasure scrap

You call from Memory's file?

"I fain would guess its mystery—

For often I can trace

A fellow dreamer's history

Whene'er it haunts the face;

Your fancy's running riot

In a retrospective race!

"Ah, Printerman, you're straying

Afar from 'stick' and type—

Your heart has 'gone a-maying,'

And you taste old kisses, ripe

Again on lips that pucker

At your old asthmatic pipe!

"You are dreaming of old pleasures

That have faded from your view;

And the music-burdened measures

Of the laughs you listen to

Are now but angel-echoes—

O, have I spoken true?"

The ancient Printer hinted

With a motion full of grace

To where the words were printed

On a card above his "case,"—

"'I am deaf and dumb!" I left him

With a smile upon his face.

THE OLD MAN AND JIM

Old man never had much to say—

'Ceptin' to Jim,—

And Jim was the wildest boy he had—

And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!

Never heerd him speak but once

Er twice in my life,—and first time was

When the army broke out, and Jim he went,

The old man backin' him, fer three months;

And all 'at I heerd the old man say

Was, jes' as we turned to start away,—

"Well, good-by, Jim:

Take keer o' yourse'f!"

'Peared-like, he was more satisfied

Jes' lookin' at Jim

And likin' him all to hisse'f-like, see?—

'Cause he was jes' wrapped up in him!

And over and over I mind the day

The old man come and stood round in the way

While we was drillin', a-watchin' Jim—

And down at the deepo a-heerin' him say,

"Well, good-by, Jim:

Take keer of yourse'f!"

Never was nothin' about the farm

Disting'ished Jim;

Neighbors all ust to wonder why

The old man 'peared wrapped up in him;

But when Cap. Biggler he writ back

'At Jim was the bravest boy we had

In the whole dern rigiment, white er black,

And his fightin' good as his farmin' bad—

'At he had led, with a bullet clean

Bored through his thigh, and carried the flag

Through the bloodiest battle you ever seen,—

The old man wound up a letter to him

'At Cap. read to us, 'at said: "Tell Jim

Good-by,

And take keer of hisse'f."

Jim come home jes' long enough

To take the whim

'At he'd like to go back in the calvery—

And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!

Jim 'lowed 'at he'd had sich luck afore,

Guessed he'd tackle her three years more.

And the old man give him a colt he'd raised,

And follered him over to Camp Ben Wade,

And laid around fer a week er so,

Watchin' Jim on dress-parade—

Tel finally he rid away,

And last he heerd was the old man say,—

"Well, good-by, Jim:

Take keer of yourse'f!"

Tuk the papers, the old man did,

A-watchin' fer Jim—

Fully believin' he'd make his mark

Some way—jes' wrapped up in him!—

And many a time the word 'u'd come

'At stirred him up like the tap of a drum—

At Petersburg, fer instunce, where

Jim rid right into their cannons there,

And tuk 'em, and p'inted 'em t'other way,

And socked it home to the boys in gray

As they scooted fer timber, and on and on—

Jim a lieutenant, and one arm gone,

And the old man's words in his mind all day,—

"Well, good-by, Jim:

Take keer of yourse'f!"

Think of a private, now, perhaps,

We'll say like Jim,

'At's dumb clean up to the shoulder-straps—

And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!

Think of him—with the war plum' through,

And the glorious old Red-White-and-Blue

A-laughin' the news down over Jim,

And the old man, bendin' over him—

The surgeon turnin' away with tears

'At hadn't leaked fer years and years,

As the hand of the dyin' boy clung to

His father's, the old voice in his ears,—

"Well, good-by, Jim:

Take keer of yourse'f!"

THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM

He puts the poem by, to say

His eyes are not themselves to-day!

A sudden glamour o'er his sight—

A something vague, indefinite—

An oft-recurring blur that blinds

The printed meaning of the lines,

And leaves the mind all dusk and dim

In swimming darkness—strange to him!

It is not childishness, I guess,—

Yet something of the tenderness

That used to wet his lashes when

A boy seems troubling him again;—

The old emotion, sweet and wild,

That drove him truant when a child,

That he might hide the tears that fell

Above the lesson—"Little Nell."

And so it is he puts aside

The poem he has vainly tried

To follow; and, as one who sighs

In failure, through a poor disguise

Of smiles, he dries his tears, to say

His eyes are not themselves to-day.

MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET

Ah, friend of mine, how goes it

Since you've taken you a mate?—

Your smile, though, plainly shows it

Is a very happy state!

Dan Cupid's necromancy!

You must sit you down and dine,

And lubricate your fancy

With a glass or two of wine.

And as you have "deserted,"

As my other chums have done,

While I laugh alone diverted,

As you drop off one by one—-

And I've remained unwedded,

Till—you see—look here—that I'm,

In a manner, "snatched bald-headed"

By the sportive hand of Time!

I'm an "old 'un!" yes, but wrinkles

Are not so plenty, quite,

As to cover up the twinkles

Of the boy—ain't I right?

Yet there are ghosts of kisses

Under this mustache of mine

My mem'ry only misses

When I drown 'em out with wine.

From acknowledgment so ample,

You would hardly take me for

What I am—a perfect sample

Of a "jolly bachelor";

Not a bachelor has being

When he laughs at married life

But his heart and soul's agreeing

That he ought to have a wife!

Ah, ha! old chum, this claret,

Like Fatima, holds the key

Of the old Blue-Beardish garret

Of my hidden mystery!

Did you say you'd like to listen?

Ah, my boy! the "Sad No More!"

And the tear-drops that will glisten—

Turn the catch upon the door,

And sit you down beside me

And put yourself at ease—

I'll trouble you to slide me

That wine decanter, please;

The path is kind o' mazy

Where my fancies have to go,

And my heart gets sort o' lazy

On the journey—don't you know?

Let me see—when I was twenty—

It's a lordly age, my boy,

When a fellow's money's plenty,

And the leisure to enjoy—

And a girl—with hair as golden

As—that; and lips—well—quite

As red as this I'm holdin'

Between you and the light?

And eyes and a complexion—

Ah, heavens!—le'-me-see—

Well,—just in this connection,—

Did you lock that door for me?

Did I start in recitation

My past life to recall?

Well, that's an indication

I am purty tight—that's all!

IN THE HEART OF JUNE

In the heart of June, love,

You and I together,

On from dawn till noon, love,

Laughing with the weather;

Blending both our souls, love,

In the selfsame tune,

Drinking all life holds, love,

In the heart of June.

In the heart of June, love,

With its golden weather,

Underneath the moon, love,

You and I together.

Ah! how sweet to seem, love,

Drugged and half aswoon

With this luscious dream, love,

In the heart of June.

THE OLD BAND

It's mighty good to git back to the old town, shore,

Considerin' I've be'n away twenty year and more.

Sence I moved then to Kansas, of course I see a change,

A-comin' back, and notice things that's new to me and strange;

Especially at evening when yer new band-fellers meet,

In fancy uniforms and all, and play out on the street—

. . . What's come of old Bill Lindsey and the Saxhorn fellers—say?

I want to hear the old band play.

What's come of Eastman, and Nat Snow? And where's War Barnett at?

And Nate and Bony Meek; Bill Hart; Tom Richa'son and that-

Air brother of him played the drum as twic't as big as Jim;

And old Hi Kerns, the carpenter—say, what's become o' him?

I make no doubt yer new band now's a competenter band,

And plays their music more by note than what they play by hand,

And stylisher and grander tunes; but somehow—anyway,

I want to hear the old band play.

Sich tunes as "John Brown's Body" and "Sweet Alice," don't you know;

And "The Camels is A-comin'," and "John Anderson, my Jo";

And a dozent others of 'em—"Number Nine" and "Number 'Leven"

Was favo-rites that fairly made a feller dream o' Heaven.

And when the boys 'u'd saranade, I've laid so still in bed

I've even heerd the locus'-blossoms droppin' on the shed

When "Lilly Dale," er "Hazel Dell," had sobbed and died away—

. . . I want to hear the old band play.

Yer new band ma'by beats it, but the old band's what I said—

It allus 'peared to kind o' chord with somepin' in my head;

And, whilse I'm no musicianer, when my blame' eyes is jes'

Nigh drownded out, and Mem'ry squares her jaws and sort o' says

She won't ner never will fergit, I want to jes' turn in

And take and light right out o' here and git back West ag'in

And stay there, when I git there, where I never haf to say

I want to hear the old band play.

MY FRIEND

"He is my friend," I said,—

"Be patient!" Overhead

The skies were drear and dim;

And lo! the thought of him

Smiled on my heart—and then

The sun shone out again!

"He is my friend!" The words

Brought summer and the birds;

And all my winter-time

Thawed into running rhyme

And rippled into song,

Warm, tender, brave, and strong.

And so it sings to-day.—

So may it sing alway!

Though waving grasses grow

Between, and lilies blow

Their trills of perfume clear

As laughter to the ear,

Let each mute measure end

With "Still he is thy friend."

THE TRAVELING MAN

I

Could I pour out the nectar the gods only can,

I would fill up my glass to the brim

And drink the success of the Traveling Man,

And the house represented by him;

And could I but tincture the glorious draught

With his smiles, as I drank to him then,

And the jokes he has told and the laughs he has laughed,

I would fill up the goblet again—

And drink to the sweetheart who gave him good-by

With a tenderness thrilling him this

Very hour, as he thinks of the tear in her eye

That salted the sweet of her kiss;

To her truest of hearts and her fairest of hands

I would drink, with all serious prayers,

Since the heart she must trust is a Traveling Man's,

And as warm as the ulster he wears.

II

I would drink to the wife, with the babe on her knee,

Who awaits his returning in vain—

Who breaks his brave letters so tremulously

And reads them again and again!

And I'd drink to the feeble old mother who sits

At the warm fireside of her son

And murmurs and weeps o'er the stocking she knits,

As she thinks of the wandering one.

I would drink a long life and a health to the friends

Who have met him with smiles and with cheer—

To the generous hand that the landlord extends

To the wayfarer journeying here:

And I pledge, when he turns from this earthly abode

And pays the last fare that he can,

Mine Host of the Inn at the End of the Road

Will welcome the Traveling Man!

DAN O'SULLIVAN

Dan O'Sullivan: It's your

Lips have kissed "The Blarney," sure!—

To be trillin' praise av me,

Dhrippin' swhate wid poethry!—

Not that I'd not have ye sing—

Don't lave off for anything—

Jusht be aisy whilst the fit

Av me head shwells up to it!

Dade and thrue, I'm not the man,

Whilst yer singin', loike ye can,

To cry shtop because ye've blesht

My songs more than all the resht:—

I'll not be the b'y to ax

Any shtar to wane or wax,

Or ax any clock that's woun'

To run up inshtid av down!

Whist yez! Dan O'Sullivan!—

Him that made the Irishman

Mixt the birds in wid the dough,

And the dew and mistletoe

Wid the whusky in the quare

Muggs av us—and here we air,

Three parts right, and three parts wrong,

Shpiked with beauty, wit and song!

MY OLD FRIEND

You've a manner all so mellow,

My old friend,

That it cheers and warms a fellow,

My old friend,

Just to meet and greet you, and

Feel the pressure of a hand

That one may understand,

My old friend.

Though dimmed in youthful splendor,

My old friend,

Your smiles are still as tender,

My old friend,

And your eyes as true a blue

As your childhood ever knew,

And your laugh as merry, too,

My old friend.

For though your hair is faded,

My old friend,

And your step a trifle jaded,

My old friend,

Old Time, with all his lures

In the trophies he secures,

Leaves young that heart of yours,

My old friend.

And so it is you cheer me,

My old friend,

For to know you still are near me,

My old friend,

Makes my hopes of clearer light,

And my faith of surer sight,

And my soul a purer white,

My old friend.

OLD JOHN HENRY

Old John's jes' made o' the commonest stuff—

Old John Henry—

He's tough, I reckon,—but none too tough—

Too tough though's better than not enough!

Says old John Henry.

He does his best, and when his best's bad,

He don't fret none, ner he don't git sad—

He simply 'lows it's the best he had:

Old John Henry!

His doctern's jes' o' the plainest brand—

Old John Henry—

A smilin' face and a hearty hand

'S religen 'at all folks understand,

Says old John Henry.

He's stove up some with the rhumatiz,

And they hain't no shine on them shoes o' his,

And his hair hain't cut—but his eye-teeth is:

Old John Henry!

He feeds hisse'f when the stock's all fed—

Old John Henry—

And sleeps like a babe when he goes to bed—

And dreams o' Heaven and home-made bread,

Says old John Henry.

He hain't refined as he'd ort to be

To fit the statutes o' poetry,

Ner his clothes don't fit him—but he fits me:

Old John Henry!

HER VALENTINE

Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me.

It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree,

And hovering above them—just as cute as he can be—

Is a fairy Cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.

And the prankish little fellow looks so knowing in his glee,

With his golden bow and arrow, aiming most unerringly

At a pair of hearts so labeled that I may read and see

That one is meant for "One Who Loves," and one is meant for me.

But I know the lad who sent it! It's as plain as A-B-C!—

For the roses they are blushing, and the vase stands awkwardly,

And the little god above it—though as cute as he can be—

Can not breathe the lightest whisper of his burning love for me.

CHRISTMAS GREETING

A word of Godspeed and good cheer

To all on earth, or far or near,

Or friend or foe, or thine or mine—

In echo of the voice divine,

Heard when the star bloomed forth and lit

The world's face, with God's smile on it.

ABE MARTIN

Abe Martin!—dad-burn his old picture!

P'tends he's a Brown County fixture—

A kind of a comical mixture

Of hoss-sense and no sense at all!

His mouth, like his pipe, 's allus goin',

And his thoughts, like his whiskers, is flowin',

And what he don't know ain't wuth knowin'—

From Genesis clean to baseball!

The artist, Kin Hubbard, 's so keerless

He draws Abe 'most eyeless and earless,

But he's never yet pictured him cheerless

Er with fun 'at he tries to conceal,—

Whuther on to the fence er clean over

A-rootin' up ragweed er clover,

Skeert stiff at some "Rambler" er "Rover"

Er newfangled automobeel!

It's a purty steep climate old Brown's in;

And the rains there his ducks nearly drowns in

The old man hisse'f wades his rounds in

As ca'm and serene, mighty nigh

As the old handsaw-hawg, er the mottled

Milch cow, er the old rooster wattled

Like the mumps had him 'most so well throttled

That it was a pleasure to die.

But best of 'em all's the fool-breaks 'at

Abe don't see at all, and yit makes 'at

Both me and you lays back and shakes at

His comic, miraculous cracks

Which makes him—clean back of the power

Of genius itse'f in its flower—

This Notable Man of the Hour,

Abe Martin, The Joker on Facts.

THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS

The little old poem that nobody reads

Blooms in a crowded space,

Like a ground-vine blossom, so low in the weeds

That nobody sees its face—

Unless, perchance, the reader's eye

Stares through a yawn, and hurries by,

For no one wants, or loves, or heeds,

The little old poem that nobody reads.

The little old poem that nobody reads

Was written—where?—and when?

Maybe a hand of goodly deeds

Thrilled as it held the pen:

Maybe the fountain whence it came

Was a heart brimmed o'er with tears of shame,

And maybe its creed is the worst of creeds—

The little old poem that nobody reads.

But, little old poem that nobody reads,

Holding you here above

The wound of a heart that warmly bleeds

For all that knows not love,

I well believe if the old World knew

As dear a friend as I find in you,

That friend would tell it that all it needs

Is the little old poem that nobody reads.

IN THE AFTERNOON

You in the hammock; and I, near by,

Was trying to read, and to swing you, too;

And the green of the sward was so kind to the eye,

And the shade of the maples so cool and blue,

That often I looked from the book to you

To say as much, with a sigh.

You in the hammock. The book we'd brought

From the parlor—to read in the open air,—

Something of love and of Launcelot

And Guinevere, I believe, was there—

But the afternoon, it was far more fair

Than the poem was, I thought.

You in the hammock; and on and on.

I droned and droned through the rhythmic stuff—

But, with always a half of my vision gone

Over the top of the page—enough

To caressingly gaze at you, swathed in the fluff

Of your hair and your odorous "lawn."

You in the hammock—and that was a year—

Fully a year ago, I guess—

And what do we care for their Guinevere

And her Launcelot and their lordliness!—

You in the hammock still, and—Yes—

Kiss me again, my dear!

BECAUSE

Why did we meet long years of yore?

And why did we strike hands and say

"We will be friends and nothing more";

Why are we musing thus to-day?

Because because was just because,

And no one knew just why it was.

Why did I say good-by to you?

Why did I sail across the main?

Why did I love not heaven's own blue

Until I touched these shores again?

Because because was just because,

And you nor I knew why it was.

Why are my arms about you now,

And happy tears upon your cheek?

And why my kisses on your brow?

Look up in thankfulness and speak!

Because because was just because,

And only God knew why it was.

HERR WEISER

Herr Weiser!—Threescore years and ten,—

A hale white rose of his countrymen,

Transplanted here in the Hoosier loam,

And blossomy as his German home—

As blossomy and as pure and sweet

As the cool green glen of his calm retreat,

Far withdrawn from the noisy town

Where trade goes clamoring up and down,

Whose fret and fever, and stress and strife,

May not trouble his tranquil life!

Breath of rest, what a balmy gust!—

Quit of the city's heat and dust,

Jostling down by the winding road

Through the orchard ways of his quaint abode.—

Tether the horse, as we onward fare

Under the pear trees trailing there,

And thumping the wooden bridge at night

With lumps of ripeness and lush delight,

Till the stream, as it maunders on till dawn,

Is powdered and pelted and smiled upon.

Herr Weiser, with his wholesome face,

And the gentle blue of his eyes, and grace

Of unassuming honesty,

Be there to welcome you and me!

And what though the toil of the farm be stopped

And the tireless plans of the place be dropped,

While the prayerful master's knees are set

In beds of pansy and mignonette

And lily and aster and columbine,

Offered in love, as yours and mine?—

What, but a blessing of kindly thought,

Sweet as the breath of forget-me-not!—

What, but a spirit of lustrous love

White as the aster he bends above!—

What, but an odorous memory

Of the dear old man, made known to me

In days demanding a help like his,—

As sweet as the life of the lily is—

As sweet as the soul of a babe, bloom-wise

Born of a lily in Paradise.

A MOTHER-SONG

Mother, O mother! forever I cry for you,

Sing the old song I may never forget;

Even in slumber I murmur and sigh for you.—

Mother, O mother,

Sing low, "Little brother,

Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"

Mother, O mother! the years are so lonely,

Filled but with weariness, doubt and regret!

Can't you come back to me—for to-night only,

Mother, my mother,

And sing, "Little brother,

Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"

Mother, O mother! of old I had never

One wish denied me, nor trouble to fret;

Now—must I cry out all vainly forever,—

Mother, sweet mother,

O sing, "Little brother,

Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"

Mother, O mother! must longing and sorrow

Leave me in darkness, with eyes ever wet,

And never the hope of a meeting to-morrow?

Answer me, mother,

And sing, "Little brother,

Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"

WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD

'Tis said old Santa Claus one time

Told this joke on himself in rhyme:

One Christmas, in the early din

That ever leads the morning in,

I heard the happy children shout

In rapture at the toys turned out

Of bulging little socks and shoes—

A joy at which I could but choose

To listen enviously, because

I'm always just "Old Santa Claus,"—

But ere my rising sigh had got

To its first quaver at the thought,

It broke in laughter, as I heard

A little voice chirp like a bird,—

"Old Santa's mighty good, I know.

And awful rich—and he can go

Down ever' chimbly anywhere

In all the world!—But I don't care,

I wouldn't trade with him, and be

Old Santa Clause, and him be me,

Fer all his toys and things!—and I

Know why, and bet you he knows why!—

They wuz no Santa Clause when he

Wuz ist a little boy like me!"

THE STEPMOTHER

First she come to our house,

Tommy run and hid;

And Emily and Bob and me

We cried jus' like we did

When Mother died,—and we all said

'At we all wisht 'at we was dead!

And Nurse she couldn't stop us;

And Pa he tried and tried,—

We sobbed and shook and wouldn't look,

But only cried and cried;

And nen some one—we couldn't jus'

Tell who—was cryin' same as us!

Our Stepmother! Yes, it was her,

Her arms around us all—

'Cause Tom slid down the banister

And peeked in from the hall.—

And we all love her, too, because

She's purt' nigh good as Mother was!

WHEN OLD JACK DIED

When Old Jack died, we stayed from school (they said,

At home, we needn't go that day), and none

Of us ate any breakfast—only one,

And that was Papa—and his eyes were red

When he came round where we were, by the shed

Where Jack was lying, half-way in the sun

And half-way in the shade. When we begun

To cry out loud, Pa turned and dropped his head

And went away; and Mamma, she went back

Into the kitchen. Then, for a long while,

All to ourselves, like, we stood there and cried.

We thought so many good things of Old Jack,

And funny things—although we didn't smile—

We couldn't only cry when Old Jack died.

When Old Jack died, it seemed a human friend

Had suddenly gone from us; that some face

That we had loved to fondle and embrace

From babyhood, no more would condescend

To smile on us forever. We might bend

With tearful eyes above him, interlace

Our chubby fingers o'er him, romp and race,

Plead with him, call and coax—aye, we might send

The old halloo up for him, whistle, hist,

(If sobs had let us) or, as wildly vain,

Snapped thumbs, called "Speak," and he had not replied;

We might have gone down on our knees and kissed

The tousled ears, and yet they must remain

Deaf, motionless, we knew—when Old Jack died.

When Old Jack died, it seemed to us, some way,

That all the other dogs in town were pained

With our bereavement, and some that were chained,

Even, unslipped their collars on that day

To visit Jack in state, as though to pay

A last, sad tribute there, while neighbors craned

Their heads above the high board fence, and deigned

To sigh "Poor Dog!" remembering how they

Had cuffed him, when alive, perchance, because,

For love of them he leaped to lick their hands—

Now, that he could not, were they satisfied?

We children thought that, as we crossed his paws,

And o'er his grave, 'way down the bottom-lands,

Wrote "Our First Love Lies Here," when Old Jack died.

THAT NIGHT

You and I, and that night, with its perfume and glory!—

The scent of the locusts—the light of the moon;

And the violin weaving the waltzers a story,

Enmeshing their feet in the weft of the tune,

Till their shadows uncertain

Reeled round on the curtain,

While under the trellis we drank in the June.

Soaked through with the midnight the cedars were sleeping,

Their shadowy tresses outlined in the bright

Crystal, moon-smitten mists, where the fountain's heart, leaping

Forever, forever burst, full with delight;

And its lisp on my spirit

Fell faint as that near it

Whose love like a lily bloomed out in the night.

O your glove was an odorous sachet of blisses!

The breath of your fan was a breeze from Cathay!

And the rose at your throat was a nest of spilled kisses!—

And the music!—in fancy I hear it to-day,

As I sit here, confessing

Our secret, and blessing

My rival who found us, and waltzed you away.

TO ALMON KEEFER

INSCRIBED IN "TALES OF THE OCEAN"

This first book that I ever knew

Was read aloud to me by you—

Friend of my boyhood, therefore take

It back from me, for old times' sake—

The selfsame "Tales" first read to me,

Under "the old sweet apple tree,"

Ere I myself could read such great

Big words,—but listening all elate,

At your interpreting, until

Brain, heart and soul were all athrill

With wonder, awe, and sheer excess

Of wildest childish happiness.

So take the book again—forget

All else,—long years, lost hopes, regret;

Sighs for the joys we ne'er attain,

Prayers we have lifted all in vain;

Tears for the faces seen no more,

Once as the roses at the door!

Take the enchanted book—And lo,

On grassy swards of long ago,

Sprawl out again, beneath the shade

The breezy old-home orchard made,

The veriest barefoot boy indeed—

And I will listen as you read.

TO THE QUIET OBSERVER

AFTER HIS LONG SILENCE

Dear old friend of us all in need

Who know the worth of a friend indeed,

How rejoiced are we all to learn

Of your glad return.

We who have missed your voice so long—

Even as March might miss the song

Of the sugar-bird in the maples when

They're tapped again.

Even as the memory of these

Blended sweets,—the sap of the trees

And the song of the birds, and the old camp too,

We think of you.

Hail to you, then, with welcomes deep

As grateful hearts may laugh or weep!—

You give us not only the bird that sings,

But all good things.

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME

Reach your hand to me, my friend,

With its heartiest caress—

Sometime there will come an end

To its present faithfulness—

Sometime I may ask in vain

For the touch of it again,

When between us land or sea

Holds it ever back from me.

Sometime I may need it so,

Groping somewhere in the night,

It will seem to me as though

Just a touch, however light,

Would make all the darkness day,

And along some sunny way

Lead me through an April-shower

Of my tears to this fair hour.

O the present is too sweet

To go on forever thus!

Round the corner of the street

Who can say what waits for us?—

Meeting—greeting, night and day,

Faring each the selfsame way—

Still somewhere the path must end—

Reach your hand to me, my friend!

THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN

Long years ago, a funny man,

Flushed with a strange delight,

Sat down and wrote a funny thing

All in the solemn night;

And as he wrote he clapped his hands

And laughed with all his might.

For it was such a funny thing,

O, such a very funny thing,

This wonderfully funny thing,

He

Laughed

Outright.

And so it was this funny man

Printed this funny thing—

Forgot it, too, nor ever thought

It worth remembering,

Till but a day or two ago.

(Ah! what may changes bring!)

He found this selfsame funny thing

In an exchange—"O, funny thing!"

He cried, "You dear old funny thing!"

And

Sobbed

Outright.

AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING

1900

Father all bountiful, in mercy bear

With this our universal voice of prayer—

The voice that needs must be

Upraised in thanks to Thee,

O Father, from Thy children everywhere.

A multitudinous voice, wherein we fain

Wouldst have Thee hear no lightest sob of pain—

No murmur of distress,

Nor moan of loneliness,

Nor drip of tears, though soft as summer rain.

And, Father, give us first to comprehend,

No ill can come from Thee; lean Thou and lend

Us clearer sight to see

Our boundless debt to Thee,

Since all Thy deeds are blessings, in the end.

And let us feel and know that, being Thine,

We are inheritors of hearts divine,

And hands endowed with skill,

And strength to work Thy will,

And fashion to fulfilment Thy design.

So, let us thank Thee, with all self aside,

Nor any lingering taint of mortal pride;

As here to Thee we dare

Uplift our faltering prayer,

Lend it some fervor of the glorified.

We thank Thee that our land is loved of Thee

The blessed home of thrift and industry,

With ever-open door

Of welcome to the poor—

Thy shielding hand o'er all abidingly.

E'en thus we thank Thee for the wrong that grew

Into a right that heroes battled to,

With brothers long estranged,

Once more as brothers ranged

Beneath the red and white and starry blue.

Ay, thanks—though tremulous the thanks expressed—

Thanks for the battle at its worst, and best—

For all the clanging fray

Whose discord dies away

Into a pastoral-song of peace and rest.

OLD INDIANY

INTENDED FOR A DINNER OF THE INDIANA SOCIETY OF CHICAGO

Old Indiany, 'course we know

Is first, and best, and most, also,

Of all the States' whole forty-four:—

She's first in ever'thing, that's shore!—

And best in ever'way as yet

Made known to man; and you kin bet

She's most, because she won't confess

She ever was, or will be, less!

And yet, fer all her proud array

Of sons, how many gits away!—

No doubt about her bein' great,

But, fellers, she's a leaky State!

And them that boasts the most about

Her, them's the ones that's dribbled out.

Law! jes' to think of all you boys

'Way over here in Illinoise

A-celebratin', like ye air,

Old Indiany, 'way back there

In the dark ages, so to speak,

A-prayin' for ye once a week

And wonderin' what's a-keepin' you

From comin', like you ort to do.

You're all a-lookin' well, and like

You wasn't "sidin' up the pike,"

As the tramp-shoemaker said

When "he sacked the boss and shed

The blame town, to hunt fer one

Where they didn't work fer fun!"

Lookin' extry well, I'd say,

Your old home so fur away.—

Maybe, though, like the old jour.,

Fun hain't all yer workin' fer.

So you've found a job that pays

Better than in them old days

You was on The Weekly Press,

Heppin' run things, more er less;

Er a-learnin' telegraph-

Operatin', with a half-

Notion of the tinner's trade,

Er the dusty man's that laid

Out designs on marble and

Hacked out little lambs by hand,

And chewed finecut as he wrought,

"Shapin' from his bitter thought"

Some squshed mutterings to say,—

"Yes, hard work, and porer pay!"

Er you'd kind o' thought the far-

Gazin' kuss that owned a car

And took pictures in it, had

Jes' the snap you wanted—bad!

And you even wondered why

He kep' foolin' with his sky-

Light the same on shiny days

As when rainin'. ('T leaked always.)

Wondered what strange things was hid

In there when he shet the door

And smelt like a burnt drug store

Next some orchard-trees, i swan!

With whole roasted apples on!

That's why Ade is, here of late,

Buyin' in the dear old state,—

So's to cut it up in plots

Of both town and country lots.

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Table of Contents

RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP

JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY

WITH PICTURES BY WILL VAWTER

NEW YORK GROSSET & DUNLAP PUBLISHERS

To Young E. Allison—Bookman

CONTENTS

ILLUSTRATIONS

RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP

BACK FROM TOWN

A HOBO VOLUNTARY

BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY

I SMOKE MY PIPE

UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS

A SONG BY UNCLE SIDNEY

THE POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN

FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR

MY HENRY

A LETTER TO A FRIEND

THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE

GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO

WHEN WE THREE MEET

"THE LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP"

TOMMY SMITH

TOM VAN ARDEN

OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL

MY BACHELOR CHUM

ART AND POETRY

TO HOMER DAVENPORT

DOWN TO THE CAPITAL

OLD CHUMS

SCOTTY

THE OLD MAN

JAMES B. MAYNARD

THE ANCIENT PRINTERMAN

THE OLD MAN AND JIM

THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM

MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET

IN THE HEART OF JUNE

THE OLD BAND

MY FRIEND

THE TRAVELING MAN I

II

DAN O'SULLIVAN

MY OLD FRIEND

OLD JOHN HENRY

HER VALENTINE

CHRISTMAS GREETING

ABE MARTIN

THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS

IN THE AFTERNOON

BECAUSE

HERR WEISER

A MOTHER-SONG

WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD

THE STEPMOTHER

WHEN OLD JACK DIED

THAT NIGHT

TO ALMON KEEFER

INSCRIBED IN "TALES OF THE OCEAN"

TO THE QUIET OBSERVER

AFTER HIS LONG SILENCE

REACH YOUR HAND TO ME

THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN

AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING 1900

OLD INDIANY

INTENDED FOR A DINNER OF THE INDIANA SOCIETY OF CHICAGO

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