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Title: The Man In The High-Water Boots

Author: Francis Hopkinson Smith

Release date: December 3, 2007 [eBook #23701]

Language: English

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THE MAN IN THE HIGH-WATER BOOTS

By F. Hopkinson Smith

1909


Now and then in my various prowlings I have met a man with
a personality; one with mental equipment, heart endowment,
self-forgetfulness, and charm--the kind of charm that makes you glad
when he comes and sorry when he goes.

One was a big-chested, straight-backed, clear-eyed, clean-souled
sea-dog, with arms of hickory, fingers of steel, and a brain in instant
touch with a button marked "Experience and Pluck." Another was a
devil-may-care, barefooted Venetian, who wore a Leporello hat canted
over one eye and a scarlet sash about his thin, shapely waist, and whose
corn teeth gleamed and flashed as he twisted his mustache or threw
kisses to the pretty bead-stringers crossing Ponte Lungo. Still a third
was a little sawed-off, freckled-faced, red-headed Irishman, who drove a
cab through London fogs in winter, poled my punt among the lily-pads in
summer, and hung wall-paper between times.

These I knew and _loved_; even now the cockles of my heart warm up when
I think of them. Others I knew and _liked_; the difference being simply
one of personality.

This time it is a painter who crosses my path--a mere lad of thirty two
or three, all boy-heart, head, and brush. I had caught a glimpse of him
in New York, when he "blew in" (no other phrase expresses his movement)
where his pictures were being hung, and again in Philadelphia when some
crushed ice and a mixture made it pleasant for everybody, but I had
never examined all four sides of him until last summer.

We were at Dives at the time, lunching in the open courtyard of the inn,
three of us, when the talk drifted toward the young painter, his life at
his old mill near Eure and his successes at the Salon and elsewhere.
Our host, the Sculptor, had come down in his automobile--a long, low,
double-jointed crouching tiger--a forty-devil-power machine, fearing
neither God nor man, and which is bound sooner or later to come to an
untimely end and the scrap heap.

All about, fringing the tea tables and filling the summer air with their
chatter and laughter, were gathered not only the cream, but the very
top skimmings of all the fashion and folly of Trouville--twenty minutes
away, automobile time--their blossoming hats, full-blown parasols,
and pink and white veils adding another flower-bed to the quaint old
courtyard.

With the return of the Man from the Latin Quarter, his other guest, who
knew the ins and outs of the cellar, and who had gone in search of a
certain vintage known only to the initiated (don't forget to ask for it
when you go--it has no label, but the cork is sealed with yellow wax; M.
Ramois, the good landlord, will know the kind--_if he thinks you do_),
our host, the Sculptor, his mind still on his friend the painter, looked
up and said, as he reached for the corkscrew:

"Why not go to-morrow? The mill is the most picturesque thing you
ever saw--an old Louis XIII house and mill on the River Rille near
Beaumont-le-Roger, once inhabited by the poet Chateaubriand. The river
runs underground in the sands for some distance and comes out a few
miles from Knight's--cold as ice and clear as crystal and packed full of
trout. Besides Knight is at home--had a line from him this morning."

The Man from the Quarter laid down his glass.

"How far is it?" This man is so daft on fishing that he has been known
to kiss the first trout he hooks in the spring.

"Only fifty-six miles, my dear boy--run you over in an hour."

"And everything else that gets in the way," said the Man from the
Quarter, moving his glass nearer the Sculptor's elbow.

"No danger of that--I've got a siren that you can hear for a mile--but
really, it's only a step."

*****

I once slid down a salt mine on a pair of summer pantaloons and brought
up in total darkness (a godsend under the circumstances). I still
shudder when I think of the speed; of the way my hair tried to leave my
scalp; of the peculiar blink in my eyes; of the hours it took to
live through forty seconds; and of my final halt in the middle of a
moon-faced, round-paunched German who was paid a mark for saving the
bones and necks of idiots like myself.

This time the sliding was done in an overcoat (although the summer sun
was blazing), a steamer cap, and a pair of goggles. First there came a
shivery chuggetty-chug, as if the beast was shaking himself loose. Next
a noise like the opening of a bolt in an iron cage, and then the Inn
of William the Conqueror--the village-beach, inlet--wide sea, streamed
behind like a panorama run at high pressure.

The first swoop was along the sea, a whirl into Houlgate, a mad dash
through the village, dogs and chickens running for dear life, and
out again with the deadly rush of a belated wild goose hurrying to a
southern clime. Our host sat beside the chauffeur, who looked like the
demon in a ballet in his goggles and skull-cap. The Man from the Quarter
and I crouched on the rear seats, our eyes on the turn of the road
ahead. What we had left behind, or what might be on either side of us
was of no moment; what would come around that far-distant curve a mile
away and a minute off was what troubled us. The demon and the Sculptor
were as cool as the captain and first mate on the bridge of a liner in
a gale; the Man from the Quarter stared doggedly ahead; I was too scared
for scenery and too proud to ask the Sculptor to slow down, so I thought
of my sins and slowly murmured, "Now I lay me."

When we got to the top of the last hill and had swirled into the
straight broad turnpike leading to Lisieux, the Sculptor spoke in
an undertone to the demon, did something with his foot or hand or
teeth--everything with which he could push, pull, or bite was busy--and
the machine, as if struck by a lash, sprang into space. Trees, fences,
little farmhouses, hay-stacks, canvas-covered wagons, frightened
children, dogs, now went by in blurred outlines; ten miles, thirty
miles, then a string of villages, Liseau among them, the siren shrieking
like a lost soul sinking into perdition.

"Watch the road to the right," wheezed the Sculptor between his breaths;
"that is where the Egyptian prince was killed--" this over his shoulder
to me--"a tram-car hit him--you can see the hole in the bank. Made that
last mile in sixty-five seconds--running fifty-nine now--look out
for that cross-road--'Wow-wow-oo--wow-wow'" (siren). "Damn that
market cart--'Wow-wow-o-o-wow.'" "Slow up, or we'll be on top of that
donkey--just grazed it. Can't tell what a donkey will do when a girl's
driving it." 'Wow-oo-w-o--.'

Up a long hill now, down into a valley--the road like a piece of white
tape stretching ahead--past school-houses, barns, market gardens; into
dense woods, out on to level plains bare of a tree--one mad, devilish,
brutal rush, with every man's eyes glued to the turn of the road ahead,
which every half minute swerved, straightened, swerved again; now
blocked by trees, now opening out, only to close, twist, and squirm
anew. Great fun this, gambling with death, knowing that from behind any
bush, beyond every hill crest, and around each curve there may spring
something that will make assorted junk of your machine and send you to
Ballyhack!

"Only one more hill," breathed the Sculptor, wiping the caked dust from
his lips. Woo-oo-wow-o-o (nurse with a baby-carriage this time, running
into the bushes like a frightened rabbit). "See the mill stream--that's
it flashing in the sunlight! See the roof of the mill? That's Aston
Knight's! Down brakes! All out--fifty-six miles in one hour and
twenty-two minutes! Not bad!"

I sprang out--so did the Man from the Quarter--the flash from the mill
stream glistening in the sunlight had set his blood to tingling; as for
myself, no sheltering doorway had ever looked so inviting.

"Marie! _Marie!_ Where's monsieur?" cried out the Sculptor from his seat
beside the demon.

"Up-stairs, I think," answered a stout, gray-haired, rosy-cheeked woman,
wiping her hand and arms on her apron as she spoke. She had started on a
run from the brook's edge behind the house, where she had been washing,
when she heard the shriek of the siren, but the machine had pulled up
before she could reach the door-step.

"He went out early, but I think he's back now. Come in, come in, all of
you. I'm glad to see you--so will he be."

Marie was cook, housemaid, valet, mother, doctor, and any number of
things beside to Knight; just as in the village across the stream where
she lived--or rather slept o' nights--she was billposter, bell-ringer,
and town crier, to say nothing of her being the mother of eleven
children, all her own--Knight being the adopted twelfth.

"The mill might as well be without water as without Marie," said the
Sculptor. "Wait until you taste her baked trout--the chef at the Voisin
is a fool beside her." We had all shaken the dear woman's hand how
and had preceded her into the square hall filled with easels, fresh
canvases, paintings hung on hooks to dry, pots of brushes, rain coats,
sample racks of hats, and the like.

All this time the beast outside was snorting like a race-horse catching
its breath after a run, the demon walking in front of it, examining its
teeth, or mouth, or eyes, or whatever you do examine when you go poking
around in front of it.

Up the narrow stairs, now in single file, and into a bedroom--evidently
Knight's--full of canvases, sketching garb, fishing-rods and reels
lining the walls; and then into another--evidently the guest's room--all
lace covers, cretonne, carved chests, Louis XVI furniture, rare old
portraits, and easy-chairs, the Sculptor opening each closet in turn,
grumbling, "Just like him to try and fool us," but no trace of Knight.

Then the Sculptor threw up a window and thrust out his head, thus
bringing clearer into view a stretch of meadow bordered with clumps of
willows shading the rushing stream below.

"Louis! _Louis!_ Where the devil are you, you brute of a painter?"

There came an halloo--faint--downstream.

"The beggar's at work somewhere in those bushes, and you couldn't get
him out with dynamite until the light changed. Come along!"

There's no telling what an outdoor painter will submit to when an
uncontrollable enthusiasm sweeps him off his feet, so to speak. I myself
barely held my own (and within the year, too) on the top step of a
crowded bridge in Venice in the midst of a cheering mob at a regatta,
where I used the back of my gondolier for an easel, and again, when
years ago, I clung to the platform of an elevated station in an effort
to get, between the legs and bodies of the hurrying mob, the outlines
of the spider-web connecting the two cities. I have watched, too,
other painters in equally uncomfortable positions (that is, out-of-door
painters; not steam-heated, easy-chair fellows, with pencil memoranda
or photos to copy from) but it was the first time in all my varied
experiences that I had ever come upon a painter standing up to his
armpits in a swift-flowing mill or any other kind of stream, the water
breaking against his body as a rock breasts a torrent, and he working
away like mad on a 3 x 4 lashed to a huge ladder high enough to scale
the mill's roof.

"Any fish?" yelled the Man from the Quarter.

"Yes, one squirming around my knees now--shipped him a minute ago--foot
slipped. Awful glad to see you--stay where you are till I get this high
light."

"Stay where I am!" bellowed the Sculptor. "Do you think I'm St. Peter or
some long-legged crane that--"

"All right--I'm coming."

He had grabbed both sides of the ladder by this time, and with head in
the _crotch_ was sloshing ashore, the water squirting from the tops of
his boots.

"Shake! Mighty good of you fellows to come all the way down to see me.
Here, you stone-cutter--help me off with these boots. Marie's getting
luncheon. Don't touch that canvas--all this morning's work--got to work
early." (It looked to be a finished picture to me.)

He was flat on the grass now, his legs in the air like an acrobat about
to balance a globe, the water pouring from his wading boots, soaking the
rest of him, all three of us tugging away--I at his head, the Sculptor
at his feet. How Marie ever helped him squirm out of this diving-suit
was more than I could tell.

We had started for the mill now, the Man from the Quarter lugging the
boots, still hoping there might be some truth in the trout story, the
Sculptor with the palette (big as a tea-tray), Knight with the ladder,
and I with the wet canvas.

Again the cry rang out: "Marie! _Marie!_" and again the old woman
started on a run--for the kitchen this time (she had been listening
for this halloo--he generally came in wringing wet)--reappearing as we
reached the hall door, her apron full of clothes swept from a drying
line stretched before the big, all-embracing fireplace. These she
carried ahead of us upstairs and deposited on the small iron bedstead
in the painter's own room, Knight close behind, his wet socks making
Man-Friday footprints in the middle of each well-scrubbed step. Once
there, Knight dodged into a closet, wriggled himself loose, and was out
again with half of Marie's apronful covering his chest and legs.

It was easy to see where the power of his brush lay. No timid,
uncertain, niggling stroke ever came from that torso or forearm or
thigh. He hewed with a broad axe, not with a chisel, and he hewed
true--that was the joy of it. The men of Meissonier's time, like the old
Dutchmen, worked from their knuckle joints. These new painters, in their
new technique--new to some--old really, as that of Velasquez and Frans
Hals--swing their brushes from their spinal columns down their forearms
(Knight's biceps measure seventeen inches) and out through their
finger-tips, with something of the rhythm and force of an old-time
blacksmith welding a tire. Broad chests, big boilers, strong arms,
straight legs, and stiff backbones have much to do with success in
life--more than we give them credit for. Instead of measuring men's
heads, it would be just as well, once in a while, to slip the tape
around their chests and waists. Steam is what makes the wheels go
round, and steam is well-digested fuel and a place to put it. With
this equipment a man can put "GO" into his business, strength into
his literature, virility into his brush; without it he may succeed in
selling spool cotton or bobbins, may write pink poems for the multitude
and cover wooden panels with cardinals and ladies of high degree; in
real satin and life-like lace, but no part of his output will take a
full man's breath away.

*****

Sunshine, flowers, open windows letting in the cool breezes from meadow
and stream; an old beamed ceiling, smoke-browned by countless pipes;
walls covered with sketches of every nook and corner about us; a table
for four, heaped with melons, grapes, cheese, and flanked by ten-pin
bottles just out of the brook; good-fellowship, harmony of ideas,
courage of convictions--with no heads swelled to an unnatural size; four
appetites--enormous, prodigious appetites; Knight for host and Marie as
high chamberlainess, make the feast of Lucullus and the afternoon teas
of Cleopatra but so many quick lunches served in the rush hour of a
downtown restaurant! Not only were the trout-baked-in cream (Marie's
specialty) all that the Sculptor had claimed for them, but the
fried chicken, soufflés--everything, in fact, that the dear woman
served--would have gained a Blue Ribbon had she filled the plate of any
committeeman making the award.

With the coffee and cigars (cigarettes had been smoked with every
course--it was that kind of a feast) the four mouths had a breathing
spell.

Up to this time the talk had been a staccato performance between
mouthfuls:

"Yes--came near smashing a donkey--don't care if I do--no--no gravy"
(Sculptor). "Let me put an extra bubble in your glass" (Knight). "These
fish are as firm as the Adirondack trout" (Man from the Quarter). "More
cream--thank you. Marie!" (Knight, of course) "more butter." "Donkey
wasn't the only thing we missed--grazed a baby carriage and--" (Scribe).
"I'm going to try a red ibis after luncheon and a miller for a tail
fly--pass the melon" (Man from the Quarter): That sort of hurried talk
without logical beginning or ending.

But now each man had a comfortable chair, and filled it with shoulders
hidden deep in its capacious depths, and legs straight out, only the
arms and hands free enough to be within reach of the match-safe and
thimble glasses. And with the ease and comfort of it all the talk itself
slowed down to a pace more in harmony with that peace which passeth all
understanding--unless you've a seat at the table.

The several masters of the outdoor school were now called up, their
merits discussed and their failings hammered: Thaulow, Sorolla y
Bastida, the new Spanish wonder, whose exhibition the month before
had astonished and delighted Paris: the Glasgow school; Zorn, Sargent,
Winslow Homer--all the men of the direct, forceful school, men who
swing their brushes from their spines instead of their finger-tips--were
slashed into and made mincemeat of or extolled to the skies. Then
the "patty-pats," with their little dabs of yellow, blue, and red,
in imitation of the master Monet; the "slick and slimies," and the
"woollies"--the men who essayed the vague, mysterious, and obscure--were
set up and knocked down one after the other, as is the custom with all
groups of painters the world over when the never-ending question of
technique is tossed into the middle of the arena.

Outdoor work next came into review and the discomforts and hardships
a painter must go through to get what he is after, the Man from the
Quarter defending the sit-by-the-fire fellows.

"No use making a submarine diver of yourself, Knight," he growled.
"Go and look at it and then come home and paint the impression and put
something of yourself into it."

Knight threw his head back and laughed. "I'd rather put the brook
in--all of it."

"But I don't see why you've got to get soaked to the skin every time you
want to make a sketch."

"The soaking is what helps," replied Knight, reaching for a match. "I
like to feel I'm drink-some of it in. Then, when you're right in the
middle of it you don't put on any airs and try to improve on what's
before you and spoil it with detail. One dimple on a girl's cheek is
charming; two--and you send for the doctor. And she's so simple when you
look into her face--I'm talking of the brook now, not the girl--and it's
so easy to put her down as she is, not the form and color only, but the
_mood_ in which you find her. A brook is worse, really, than your best
girl in the lightning changes she can go through--laughing, crying,
coquetting--just as the mood seizes her. There, for instance,
hanging over your head is a 'gray day"'--and he pointed to one of his
running-water sketches tacked to the wall. "I tried to cheer her up a
little with touches of warm tones here and there--all lies--same kind
you tell your own chickabiddy when she's blue--but she wouldn't have it
and cried straight ahead for four hours until the sun came out; but I
was through by that time and waded ashore. You can see for yourselves
how unhappy she was." He spoke as if the sketch was alive--and it was.

"But I always work out of doors that way," he continued. "In winter up
in Holland I sit in furs and wooden shoes, and often have to put alcohol
in my water-cups to keep my colors from freezing. My big picture of 'The
Torrent'--the one in the Toledo Art Gallery--was painted in January, and
out of doors. As for the brushwork, I try to do the best I can. I used
to tickle up things I painted; some of the fellows at Julian's believed
in that, and so did Fleury and Lefebvre to some extent."

"And when did you get over it?" I asked.

"When my father persuaded me to send a bold sketch to the Volney Club,
which I had done to please myself, and which they hung and bought. So I
said to myself: 'Why trim, clean up, and make pretty a picture, when by
simply painting what I love in nature in a free, breezy manner while my
enthusiasm lasts--and it generally lasts until I get through;--sometimes
it spills over to the next day--I please myself and a lot of people
beside."

We were all on our feet now examining the sketches--all running-brook
studies--most of them made in that same pair of high-water boots. No one
but the late Fritz Thaulow approaches him in giving the reality of this
most difficult subject for an outdoor painter. The ocean surf repeats
itself in its recurl and swash and by close watching a painter has often
a chance to use his "second barrel," so to speak, but the upturned
face of an unruly brook-is not only million-tinted and endless in its
expression, but so sensitive in its reflections that every passing cloud
and patch of blue above it saddens or cheers it.

"Yes, painting water is enough to drive you mad," burst out Knight, "but
I don't intend to paint anything else--not for years, any way. Hired the
mill so I could paint the water running _away_ from you downhill. That's
going to take a good many years to get hold of, but I'm going to stick
it out. I can't always paint it from the banks, not if I want to study
the middle ripples at my feet, and these are the ones that run out of
your canvas just above your name-plate. _Got_ to stand in it, I tell
you. Then you get the drawing, and the drawing is what counts. Oh, I
love it!" Knight stretched his big arms and legs and sprang from his
chair.

"Really, fellows, I don't know anything about it. All I do is to let
myself go. I always _feel_ more than I _see_, and so my brush has a
devil of a job to keep up. Marie! _Marie!_"

Had the good woman been a mile down the brook she could have heard
him--she was only in the next room. "Bring in the boots--two pairs this
time--we're going fishing. And, Marie--has the chauffeur had anything to
eat?"

"Yes, monsieur."

"Anything to drink?"

"No, monsieur."

"_What!_ Hand him this," and he grabbed a half-empty bottle from the
table.

I sprang forward and caught it before Marie got her fingers around it.

"Not if I know it!" I cried. "We've got to get back to Dives. When he
lands me inside my garden at the inn he shall have a magnum, but not a
drop till he does."

*****

When the two had gone the Sculptor and I leaned back in our chairs and
lighted fresh cigars. My enthusiasm has not cooled for the sports of
my youth. With a comfortable stool, a well-filled basket, and a long
jointed rod, I, like many another staid old painter, can still get
an amazing amount of enjoyment watching a floating cork, but I
didn't propose to follow those two lunatics. I knew the Man from the
Quarter--had known him from the day of his birth--and knew what he would
do and where he would go (over his head sometimes) for a poor devil of a
fish half as long as his finger, and I had had positive evidence of
what the other web-footed duck thought of ice-cold water. No, I'd take a
little sugar in mine, if you please, and put a drop of--but the Sculptor
had already foreseen and was then forestalling my needs, so we leaned
back in our chairs once more.

Again the talk covered wide reaches.

"Great boy, Knight," broke out the Sculptor in a sudden burst of
enthusiasm over his friend. "You ought to see him handle a crowd when
he's at work. He knows the French people--never gets mad. He bought a
calf for Marie last week, and drove it home himself. Told me it had ten
legs, four heads, and twenty tails before he got it here. Old woman lost
hers and Knight bought her another--he'd bring her a herd if she wanted
it. All the way from the market the boys kept up a running fire of
criticism. When the ringleader came too near, Knight sprang at him with
a yelp like a dog's. The boy was so taken aback that he ran. Then
Knight roared with laughter, and in an instant the whole crowd were his
friends--two of them helped him get the calf out of town. When a French
crowd laughs with you you can do anything with them. He had had more fun
bringing home that calf, he told me, than he'd had for weeks, and he's a
wonder at having a good time."

Then followed--much of which was news to me--an account of the painter's
earlier life and successes.

He was born in Paris, August 3, 1873; his father, Ridgway Knight, the
distinguished painter, and his mother, who was Rebecca Morris Webster,
both being Philadelphians. Not only is he, therefore, of true American
descent, but his eight great-grandparents were Americans, dating back
to Thomas Ridgway, who was born in Delaware in 1713. Thus by both the
French and American laws he is an American citizen.

At fourteen he was sent to Chigwell School in England by his father,
to have "art knocked out of him" by the uncongenial surroundings of the
quiet old school where the great William Penn had been taught to read
and write. He left in 1890, having won the Special Classical Prize,
Oxford and Cambridge certificate Prize, besides prizes for carpentering,
gymnasium, running, and "putting the weight."

At home the boy always drew and painted for pleasure, as well as at
school during the half-holidays. Some water-colors made during a holiday
trip in Brittany in 1890 decided his father to allow him to follow art
as a career. He entered Julian's studio, with Jules Lefebvre and Tony
Robert-Fleury as professors in 1891, and studied from the nude during
the five following winters. His principal work was, however, done in the
country at and around Poissy, under the guidance of his father.

His exhibits in the Paris Salon (_artistes Français_) were twenty-four
oils and water-colors from 1894 to 1906, obtaining an honorable mention
in 1901 with the "Thames at Whitchurch"; a gold medal, third class, in
1905, with "The Torrent"; and a gold medal, second class, in 1906, with
his triptych "The Giant Cities" (New York, Paris, London), which makes
him _hors concours_, with the great distinction of being the first
American landscape painter to get two Salon gold medals in two
consecutive years. He won also a bronze medal in the American section
of the Paris Universal Exhibition in 1900 with a water-color, and a gold
medal of honor at Rheims, Cherbourg, Geneva, and Nantes.

His most important pictures are: "The Torrent," 4 1/2 x 6 feet, owned by
the Toledo Art Gallery; "The Abandoned Mill," 4 1/2 x 6 feet; "The
End of the Island," 6 x 8 feet; "Clisson Castle," 3 x 4 1/2 feet, a
water-color; "After the Storm," 3 x 5 feet; and "Winter in Holland," 3x4
feet.

I had listened to the Sculptor's brief account of his friend's progress
with calm attention, but it had not altered my opinion of the man or
his genius. None of it really interested me except that somebody beside
myself had found out the lad's qualities--for to me he is still a lad.
None of the jury who made the awards ever looked below the paint--that
is, if they were like other juries the world over. They saw the
brush-mark, no doubt, but they missed the breeze that came with it--was
its life, really--a breeze that swept through and out of him, blowing
side by side with genius and good health--a wind of destiny, perhaps,
that will carry him to climes that other men know not of.

But what a refreshing thing, this breeze, to come out of a man, and what
a refreshing kind of a man for it to come out of! No pose, no effort
to fill a No. 8 hat with a No. 7 head; just a simple, conscientious,
hard-working young painter, humble-minded in the presence of his
goddess, and full to overflowing with an uncontrollable spontaneity.
This in itself was worth risking one's neck to see.

Again the cry rang out, "Marie!" and two half-drowned water-rats stepped
in; the Man from the Quarter in his underpinning--his pair of boots
leaked and he had stripped them off--and Knight with his own half
full of water. Both roared with laughter at Marie tugging at the huge
white-rubber boots, the floor she had scrubbed so conscientiously
spattered with sand and water.

Then began the customary recriminations: "Hadn't been for you I wouldn't
have lost him!" "What had I to do with it?" etc., etc.--the same old
story when neither gets a bite.

That night, bumping over the thank-you-marms, flashing through darkened
villages, and scooting in a dead heat along ribboned roads ghostly
white in the starlight, on the way back to my garden--and we did arrive
safely, and the chauffeur had his magnum (that is, his share of it)--I
could not help saying to myself:

"Yes, it's good to be young and bouyant, but it's better to be one's
self."








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