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Title: David Blaize

Author: E. F. Benson

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DAVID BLAIZE

by

E. F. BENSON

Author of “The Oakleyites,” “Arundel,”
“Dodo,” “Dodo the Second,” etc.







[Illustration]

New York
George H. Doran Company

Copyright, 1916,
By George H. Doran Company

Printed in the United States of America




DAVID BLAIZE




Table of Contents

      Chapter I
      Chapter II
      Chapter III
      Chapter IV
      Chapter V
      Chapter VI
      Chapter VII
      Chapter VIII
      Chapter IX
      Chapter X
      Chapter XI
      Chapter XII
      Chapter XIII
      Chapter XIV
      Chapter XV
      Chapter XVI




                              DAVID BLAIZE




                               CHAPTER I


There was a new class-room in course of construction for the first form
at Helmsworth Preparatory School, and the ten senior boys, whose united
ages amounted to some hundred and thirty years, were taken for the time
being in the school museum. This was a big boarded room, covered with
corrugated iron and built out somewhat separate from the other class
rooms at the corner of the cricket-field. The arrangement had many
advantages from the point of view of the boys, for the room was full of
agreeably distracting and interesting objects, and Cicero almost ceased
to be tedious, even when he wrote about friendship, if, when you were
construing, you could meditate on the skeleton of a kangaroo which stood
immediately in front of you, and refresh yourself with the sight of the
stuffed seal on whose nose the short-sighted Ferrers Major had balanced
his spectacles before Mr. Dutton came in. Or, again, it was agreeable to
speculate on the number of buns a mammoth might be able to put
simultaneously into his mouth, seeing that a huge yellowish object that
stood on the top of one of the cases was just one of his teeth. . . .

Of course it depended on how many teeth a mammoth had, but the number of
a boy’s teeth might be some guide, and David, in the throes of grinding
out the weekly letter to his father, passed his tongue round his own
teeth, trying to count them by the sensory quality of it. But, losing
count, he put an inky forefinger into his mouth instead. There seemed to
be fourteen in his lower jaw and thirteen and a half in the upper, for
half of a front tooth had been missing ever since, a few weeks ago, he
had fallen out of a tree on to his face, and the most industrious
scrutiny of that fatal spot had never resulted in his finding it. In any
case, then, he had twenty-seven and a half teeth, and it was reasonable
to suppose that a mammoth, therefore, unless he had fallen out of a tree
(if there were such in the glacial age) had at least twenty-eight. That
huge yellow lump of a thing, then, as big as David’s whole head, was
only one twenty-eighth of his chewing apparatus. Why, an entire bun
could stick to it and be unobserved. A mammoth could have twenty-eight
buns in his mouth and really remain unaware of the fact. Fancy having a
bun on every tooth and not knowing! How much ought a mammoth’s
pocket-money to be if you had to provide on this scale? And when would
its mouth be really full? And how . . . David was growing a little
sleepy.

“Blaize!” said Mr. Dutton’s voice.

David sucked his finger.

“Yes, sir!” he said.

“Have you finished your letter home?”

“No, sir,” said David, with engaging candour.

“Then I would suggest that you ceased trying to clean your finger and
get on with it.”

“Rather, sir!” said David.

The boys’ desks, transferred from their old class-room, stood in a
three-sided square in the centre of the museum, while Mr. Dutton’s
table, with his desk on it, was in the window. The door of the museum
was open, so too was the window by the master’s seat, for the hour was
between four and five of the afternoon and the afternoon that of a
sweltering July Sunday. Mr. Dutton himself was a tall and ineffective
young man, entirely undistinguished for either physical or mental
powers, who had taken a somewhat moderate degree at Cambridge, and had
played lacrosse. By virtue of the mediocrity of his attainments, his
scholastic career had not risen to the heights of a public school, and
he had been obliged to be content with a mastership at this preparatory
establishment. He bullied in a rather feeble manner the boys under his
charge, and drew in his horns if they showed signs of not being afraid
of him. But in these cases he took it out of them by sending in the
gloomiest reports of their conduct and progress at the end of term, to
the fierce and tremendous clergyman who was the head of the place. The
Head inspired universal terror both among his assistant masters and his
pupils, but he inspired also a whole-hearted admiration. He did not take
more than half a dozen classes during the week, but he was liable to
descend on any form without a moment’s notice like a bolt from the blue.
He used the cane with remarkable energy, and preached lamb-like sermons
in the school chapel on Sunday. The boys, who were experienced augurs on
such subjects, knew all about this, and dreaded a notably lamb-like
sermon as presaging trouble on Monday. In fact, Mr. Acland had his
notions about discipline, and completely lived up to them in his
conduct.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Having told Blaize to get on with his home-letter, Mr. Dutton resumed
his employment, which was not what it seemed. On his desk, it is true,
was a large Prayer-book, for he had been hearing the boys their
Catechism, in the matter of which Blaize had proved himself wonderfully
ignorant, and had been condemned to write out his duty towards his
neighbour (who had very agreeably attempted to prompt him) three times,
and show it up before morning school on Monday. There was a Bible there
also, out of which, when the Sunday letters home were finished, Mr.
Dutton would read a chapter about the second missionary journey of St.
Paul, and then ask questions. But while these letters were being written
Mr. Dutton was not Sabbatically employed, for nestling between his books
was a yellow-backed volume of stories by Guy de Maupassant. . . . Mr.
Dutton found him most entertaining: he skated on such very thin ice, and
never quite went through.

Mr. Dutton turned the page. . . . Yes, how clever not to go through, for
there was certainly mud underneath. He gave a faint chuckle of interest,
and dexterously turned the chuckle into a cough. At that sound a small
sigh of relief, a sense of relaxation went round the class, for it was
clear that old Dutton (Dubs was his more general nomenclature) was deep
in his yellow book. When that consummation, so devoutly wished, was
arrived at, any diversion of a moderately quiet nature might be indulged
in.

Crabtree began: he was a boy of goat-like face, and had been known as
Nanny, till the somewhat voluminous appearance of his new pair of
trousers had caused him to be rechristened Bags. He had finished his
letter to his mother with remarkable speed, and had, by writing small,
conveyed quite sufficient information to her on a half-sheet. There was
thus the other half-sheet, noiselessly torn off, to be framed into
munitions of aerial warfare. He folded it neatly into the form of a
dart, he inked the point of it by dipping it into the china receptacle
at the top of his desk, and launched it with unerring aim, enfilading
the cross-bench where David sat. It hit him just exactly where the other
half of his missing tooth should have been, for his lip was drawn back
and his tongue slightly protruded in the agonies of composing a suitable
letter to his father. The soft wet point struck it full, and spattered
ink over his lip.

“Oh, damn,” said David very softly.

Then he paused, stricken to stone, and quite ready to deny that he had
spoken at all. His eyes apprehensively sought Mr. Dutton, and he saw
that he had not heard, being deep in the misfortunes that happened to
Mademoiselle Fifi.

“I’ll lick you afterwards, Bags,” he said gently.

“Better lick yourself now,” whispered Bags.

A faint giggle at Bags’s repartee went round the class, like the sound
of a breaking ripple. This penetrated into Mr. Dutton’s consciousness,
and, shifting his attitude a little without looking up, he leaned his
forehead on his open hand, so that he could observe the boys through the
chinks of his fingers. David, of course, was far too old a hand to be
caught by this paltry subterfuge, for “playing chinks” was a manœuvre of
the enemy which had got quite stale through repetition, and he therefore
gently laid down on the sloping top of his locker the dart which he had
just dipped again in his inkpot to throw back at Bags, and with an
industrious air turned to his letter again.

The twenty minutes allotted on Sunday afternoon school for writing home
to parents was already more than half spent, but the date which he had
copied off his neighbour and “My dear Papa” was as far as the first fine
careless rapture of composition had carried him. It was really difficult
to know what to say to his dear papa, for all the events of the past
week were completely thrown into shadow by the one sunlit fact that he
had got his school-colours for cricket, and had made twenty-four runs in
the last match. But, as he knew perfectly well, his father cared as
little for cricket as he did for football; indeed, David ironically
doubted if he knew the difference between them, and that deplorable fact
restricted the zone of interests common to them. And really the only
other event of true importance was that his aunt had sent him a postal
order for five shillings. It would not be politic to tell his father
about that, in case of inquiries being made as to what he had done with
it, when he got home in a fortnight’s time for the summer holidays.

He would have eaten it all long before then, for it was strawberry-time.
David bit heavily into his wooden pen-holder in his efforts to think of
something innocuous to say, and found his mouth full of fragments of
chewed wood. These he proceeded to masticate rather ostentatiously while
he still sucked his inky lip, the joy of this being that old Dubs was
still playing chinks, and would certainly, as a surprise, ask him before
long what he was eating. This was stimulating to the mind, and he
plunged into his letter.

    “We are being taken in the museum, because they are building a
    new first-form class-room. There was dry-rot, too, in the
    wainscotting of the old one. We have been doing Cicero this
    week, as well as Virgil, and Xenophon in Greek, and Medea, and
    Holland in geography and James 2. I have got to division of
    decimals which is very interesting, and square-root which is
    most difficult, because some have it and others don’t——”

David gave one fleeting blue-eyed glance at Mr. Dutton, and saw that the
blessed moment was approaching. The chink had widened, and there was no
doubt whatever that it was he who was being observed. Then he bent his
yellow head over his letter again, and chewed the fragments of
pen-holder with renewed vigour.

    “It was very hot all this week, and I and two other chaps were
    taken to bathe at the Richmond bathing-place day before
    yesterday by——”

“Blaize, what are you eating?” said Mr. Dutton suddenly.

David looked up in bland and innocent surprise.

“Eating, sir?” he asked.  “My pen-holder, sir.”

A slight titter went round the class, for David had the enviable
reputation of “drawing” his pastors and masters (always excepting Head)
by the geniality and unexpectedness of his replies. But on this occasion
the blandness was a little overdone, and instead of “taking a back seat”
Mr. Dutton put down his yellow novel on his desk, back upwards, and came
across the room to where David was sitting. The dart, with its wet, inky
point lay there, and it was too late to draw his blotting-paper over it.
But a more dramatic _dénouement_ than the mere discovery of an inky
dart, which might be assessed at fifty lines—or perhaps a hundred,
since it was Sunday—hung in the air.

“Open your mouth,” said Mr. Dutton, not yet seeing the dart.

David had a good large useful mouth, and he opened it very suddenly to
its extremest extent, putting out his tongue a little, which might or
might not have been an accident. That unruly member was undoubtedly
covered with splinters of common pen-holder, and nothing else at all.

“Sir-may-I-shut-it-again?” said David all in one breath, opening it, the
moment he had spoken, to its widest.

Mr. Dutton’s eye fell on the inky dart.

“What is that?” he said.

David gave a prodigious gulp, and swallowed as much wood-fibre as was
convenient.

“That, sir?” he said politely. “A paper dart, sir, inked.”

“Did you make it?” asked Dubs.

David’s face assumed an expression of horror.

“Sir, no, sir,” he said in a tone of wounded and innocent indignation.

Suddenly David became conscious that his impeccable scene with Mr.
Dutton was arousing no interest or amusement among the audience, and his
artistic feelings were hurt, for he hated playing to apathetic benches.
He looked earnestly and soulfully at Mr. Dutton, but missed appreciative
giggles. Nobody appeared to be taking the smallest interest in the
dialogue, and all round were bent heads and pens industriously
scratching. Then he saw what the rest of the class had already seen.
Standing just outside the open window, his foot noiseless on the grass,
was the Head, austere and enormous, and fierce and frowning. He had
picked up from Mr. Dutton’s desk the yellow-backed novel that lay there,
and was looking at it with a portentous face.

“Then who made it, if—I say, ‘if’—you did not?” said Mr. Dutton, still
unconscious of the presence of his superior.

“I suppose another fellow,” said David in very different tones from
those in which his moral indignation had found dramatic utterance.

Mr. Dutton took up the dart, and inked his shirt-cuff, but David did not
smile.

“Who made——” he began, and turned and saw.

“Oh, jam!” said David under his breath.

The Head left the window with the yellow book in his hand, took two
steps to the door, and entered the class-room. He was a tall,
grizzle-bearded man, lean and wiry, with cold grey eyes. To the boys he
appeared of gigantic height, and was tragedy and fate personified.
Terror encompassed him: he scintillated with it, as radium scintillates
and is unconsumed. But he scintillated also with splendour: he was
probably omniscient, and of his omnipotence there was no doubt whatever.
He had rowed for Oxford against Cambridge, and the boys wondered that
Cambridge had dared to put a boat on the river at all that year. He had
also got a double-first, which in itself was less impressive, and he was
believed to be fabulously wealthy. How any woman had ever ventured to
marry him no one knew; but, after all, if he had expressed a wish that
way, it was equally inconceivable that it should not be gratified.
Though there was not a boy in the school who did not dread his
displeasure above everything else in the world, there was none who would
not have taken an infinity of trouble to be sure of winning his
approbation. One of his legs was slightly shorter than the other, which
gave him a swaying or rocking motion when he walked, which David could
imitate admirably. But he would nearly have died of astonishment if he
had known that more than once the Head had seen him do it, and had
laughed in his beard with twinkling eyes.

There was no twinkle or laughter there to-day. Still with the yellow
volume in his hand, he came and stood before the skeleton of the
kangaroo, and a silence fell that will perhaps be equalled for
breathlessness on the day that the judgment books are opened, but
probably not before. Then he spoke:

“Silence!” he said.

(There was not any more silence possible, so he had to be content with
that.)

He addressed his lieutenant, who stood abjectly twirling a small
moustache and trying to look tall. But what was the use of trying to
look tall beside that Matterhorn, or to twirl an adolescent moustache
when the Head’s hand clawed his beard? It was simply silly.

“Mr. Dutton,” said the Head, when the silence had begun to sing in the
ears of the listeners. “By some strange mischance—I repeat, by some
strange mischance,—I have found this disgusting and licentious book on
your desk. How it got there, how it happened to be opened at—at page
56, I do not wish to inquire. It is more than enough for me to have
found it there. I am willing to believe, and to tell you so publicly,
Mr. Dutton, before the boys whom you are superintending on this Sunday
afternoon, I am willing to believe that some obscene bird passed over
the museum and dropped from its claws this stinking—yes, sir,
stinking—carrion. Dropped it, sir, while your back was turned, on the
very table where I see the Book of books, and also the book of Common
Prayer. With your leave, with your leave, Mr. Dutton, I will do thus and
thus to this unholy carrion.”

Then ensued a slight anticlimax, for the Head, though a very strong man
in hand and arm, found it impossible to do as he had designed, and tear
three hundred pages across and across. But the form generally, and Mr.
Dutton in particular, were too stiff with horror to notice it. So,
instead, the Head tore off section after section of the lightly sewn
leaves, instead of tearing the pages, laid the dismembered carrion on
the floor, and stamped on it, and then, with an indescribable
ejaculation of disgust, threw the mutilated remains into the fireplace.

“You are excused, Mr. Dutton,” he said, “from the rest of this lesson,
which I will take myself; but you will do me the honour to call on me
immediately after evensong this afternoon.”

His fierce eye wandered from Mr. Dutton’s stricken face to David’s desk,
where lay the inky dart.

“You are engaged now, I see, in some inquiry,” he said. “A paper dart, I
perceive, on Blaize’s desk. I will conduct the inquiry myself, and wish
you a good afternoon.”

He waited in tense silence till Mr. Dutton had taken his hat and left
the room. Then he turned to David.

“Blaize, did you make that dart, or did you throw it?” he asked.

An expression of despairing determination had come into David’s face. He
was conscious also of a large ink-stain on his lips.

“Neither, sir,” he said.

“Then who made it?” said the Head. “And also, for I perceive the point
is blunted, who threw it?”

Dead silence on David’s part.

“Do you know?” asked the Head.

“Yes, sir,” said David.

“And do you refuse to tell me? I am not here to be bullied, I may remind
you.”

David felt slightly sick, but he had swallowed a good deal of chewed
pen-handle.

“Do you refuse to tell me?” repeated the Head.

“Yes, sir,” said David.

Then came one of those strange calms in the middle of cyclones, which
sometimes puzzled the boys. But their conjecture, a perfectly right one,
was that the Head, in spite of questions like these, did not like
“sneaking.” Anyhow, for a moment his fierceness faded, and he nodded at
David, just as one pal might nod to another in sympathetic assent.

“Quite right, my boy,” he said.

Then he turned to the rest of the class, holding up the bedraggled
weapon.

“Name,” he said.

The miserable Bags stood up, without speech.

“Oh you, Crabtree,” said the awful voice. “And so Master Crabtree thinks
that the calm and quiet of Sunday afternoon is made to give him leisure
to forge these filthy weapons: that the paper you are given to write
home on is designed to be desecrated to these foul usages, and the ink
to supply filth to them. You will write out with the ink you have so
strangely misused two hundred lines of Virgil in copper-plate hand, and
eat your dinner at the pig-table, apart from your companions, for the
next week.”

The pig-table, it may be mentioned, was a separate table in the
dining-room without chairs, where boys detected in swinish habits had to
take their meals standing for the period of their sentence. But poor
Bags’s cup was not full yet, for the Head’s eagle eye fell on David’s
inky mouth.

“I infer that the ink on Blaize’s lips was made by this weapon,” he
said. “That is so? Then you will now beg Blaize’s pardon, and as soon as
the Catechism and Bible-class is over, you will fetch a basin of water
and bathe Blaize’s mouth with your own sponge, until it is pronounced
clean by your matron. The hour for writing home is up. Sign your names,
and direct your envelopes. Catechism!”

Now the Catechism-class had already been held, and the marks for it had
been put down in the mottled-covered book which lay on Mr. Dutton’s
desk. But to suggest or hint this was not less inconceivable than to
propose playing leap-frog. The more imaginative saw that there might be
fresh trouble when Catechism marks were put down, and it was found that
Mr. Dutton had already entered them in his neat small handwriting, but
the idea of venturing to correct the Head when he was in this
brimstone-mood was merely unthinkable. David, indeed, the boldest of
them all, and, at the moment, with something of the halo of martyrdom
about him, wondered what would happen if he did so, but quailed before
the possible result.

So Catechism began again, and for a little all went smoothly. The Head,
of course, knew that among small boys at school Christian names are held
to be effeminate and disgraceful things, and so, omitting the first
question, asked Stone, the head-boy, who had given him his name, and
Stone knew. Ferrers also knew what his godfathers and godmothers then
did for him, and David expressed himself accurately as bound to believe
and to do what they had promised for him. The Commandments went
smoothly, but trouble began when the boys had to explain what they
chiefly learned from those Commandments. Any meaning that they might
have possessed, any effort to attach rational ideas to them, was
overshadowed by the fact that, primarily, this was a lesson that should
have been acquired by heart in order to recite it faultlessly to that
awe-inspiring presence that frowned at Mr. Dutton’s desk. His duty
towards his neighbour had already baffled David that afternoon, but for
the moment, having recited the eighth Commandment, his turn was passed,
and, troubles never coming singly, Bags was faced with this abstruse
question. The first sentences went rightly enough, but then he began to
falter.

“To honour and obey the King and all that are put in authority under
her——”

“Her?” asked the Head.

Bags’s Prayer-book, a comparatively ancient one, given him at his
christening by a godmother, was a Queen’s Prayer-book.

“Queen, and all that are put in authority under her,” he quavered,
getting confused.

“Next,” said the Head.

“King and all that are put in authority under him,” said Sharpe Major in
a shrill treble. “To submit myself to all my governors, teachers,
spiritual pastors and masters; to order myself lowly and reverently to
all my betters; to—to honour and obey the King——”

“Next,” said the Head, with ominous calm.

The dreary tale of failure went on: with that portentous figure sitting
in the chair of the innocuous Mr. Dutton, consecutive thought became
impossible, and memory took wings and fled. Boys who had got full marks
earlier in the afternoon found themselves unable, when facing this grim
mood of the Head’s, to repeat their duty towards anything. The ground
already covered was taken again, in order to give them a fresh start,
and now the Creed itself presented pitfalls and stumbling-blocks.
Already the normal hour for the class had been exceeded, and from other
and happier class-rooms the boys poured out into the field in front of
the windows, or lay on rugs under the shade of the big still elms, and
with linked arms and treble intercourse wandered across the sunny grass.
And even when the Catechism was done, there was the Bible-lesson to
follow, and before the Bible-lesson there was certain to be the
discovery that the Catechism had already been put down. All this was
that ass Dubs’s fault for leaving his rotten French novel on his desk.

Worse than anything, the Bible-lesson, when it came, was that most
inexplicable second voyage of St. Paul. Thyatira . . . or was it
Laodicea? . . . or were they the seven churches of Asia . . . and what
exactly did underpinning the ship mean, or was that manœuvre executed on
the other voyage? Mr. Dutton always consulted the New Testament Maclear
over this elusive cruise, whereas the boys had to shut up that useful
volume when they were questioned. It seemed scarcely fair. And even the
Bible-lesson had not been arrived at yet; they were still sticking and
bogged in the quagmires of the Catechism.

At last they stuck altogether: there was no more progression possible.
It only remained to hear the sentence on their condemned heads.
Everybody without exception was condemned. One had to write out the
Creed, another the Commandments, and all their duty towards their
neighbours.

“And I shall myself take the same lesson to-day week,” said the Head,
“and if the form generally does not show a far better knowledge of the
Catechism, I shall be unable to adopt the leniency with which I have
treated their shortcomings to-day. Next Sunday, then, I shall hold the
class in my study.”

The significance of this was not lost upon anybody. The study was a room
of awful import, and the comfort of the low red morocco settee, the
interest of the photographs of Oxford crews on the wall, in which the
Head appeared with side-whiskers and no beard could not compensate for
the uneasy knowledge that in the middle drawer of the knee-hole table at
which he sat were a couple of canes. It was no rare thing for the Head
to take a bunch of rattling keys from his pocket, which was the first
step, and to fit one of them into the centre drawer. Sometimes, with
rising voice, he turned it and opened the drawer, and if things still
went badly the trembling victim was put through the farce of choosing
which cane he preferred and then advancing the palms of his hands. . . .

The Head paused after this prodigious announcement about the venue for
the Catechism-class next Sunday and opened the mark-book. Mr. Dutton was
scrupulously neat in his methods, and there in the first column of the
marks for the new week was his list, headed “Catechism.” The Head
scrutinised these in silence.

“The marks for to-day’s Catechism are already entered,” he said. “Stone,
you are the head-boy of the class, why did you not tell me that Mr.
Dutton had already heard you your Catechism? I will tell you why. You
wanted me to waste my time and yours, so that we should not have so long
for the Bible-lesson. Was that it, sir?”

“N-no,” said Stone.

“What was your reason, then, for not telling me?”

Stone looked at him in a sort of stunned despair.

“I don’t know, sir,” he said.

                 *        *        *        *        *

It was indeed a black afternoon. The Head, probably owing to his
discovery on Mr. Dutton’s desk, was in his sternest and most awful mood.
Already five o’clock had struck, whereas the lesson should have been
over by half-past four, and outside the boys were beginning to gather up
their rugs and books, and were strolling over the grass of the
cricket-field to the school-buildings from which the warning bell for
tea was invitingly clanging. It was maddening to think that all this
time might have been saved, and all the impositions and the hour next
Sunday in the dreaded study avoided if only, as it now turned out, Stone
had had the courage to say that Mr. Dutton had already heard them their
Catechism. But courage was not a quality that blossomed when the Head
was in a poor temper, and every boy in the class knew that if he had
been in Stone’s place he would have held his tongue. He might easily
have been told not to “bully” the Head (a somewhat favourite expression)
or have been witheringly requested to give him permission to conduct the
class in the manner he preferred. Chapel was held at six, and when tea
was to come in was difficult of conjecture. Yet even a tea-less chapel
would be something of a relief, if only the three-quarters of an hour
that intervened could be got through without storms. But before then
they would have to embark on this missionary enterprise, which, if it
was as dangerous for St. Paul, as it was likely to prove for the
students of it, must have required a bold heart. And what added sting to
it was that Stone had received a hamper from home only the day before,
on which to-night his friends would have gorged sumptuously.

The minutes went by with paralysed slowness, for, if the Catechism had
been trying, this was infinitely worse. The Head, who very likely wanted
his tea too, but for the sake of discipline and education mortified his
appetite as well as those of the boys, took a gloomier and gloomier view
of them and their attainments. Collateral ignorance of the position of
Iconium was seen to be a moral crime of the deepest dye, and the
dictionary was beggared of wounding epithets in order adequately to
convey the enormity of not knowing its position as regards Lystra. If
Ferrers Major had committed parricide under circumstances of unique
horror he could not have been held up to blacker obloquy than was
volleyed on him for his remarks about Thessalonica. None escaped the
task of making a map with the names of the principal towns and the track
of the journey itself in red ink; the less fortunate had to produce two
maps by this time next week, and the only thing it was possible to be
thankful for was that this nightmare of an hour had not been taken in
the study. Else, it was felt, the function of the keys would not have
been limited to mere rattling.

Already the field was beginning to be dotted over again with groups of
boys who had come out of tea and were waiting for chapel-bell to ring.
How earnestly it was possible to desire chapel-time to come David had
never known before, but anything, even the Litany, or, as would happen
to-day, the psalm for the fifteenth evening of the month, which had
seventy-two verses, was better than this sulphurous divinity-lesson. The
whole class was limp with heat and hunger and terror. Then the merciful
relief of the querulous bell came, and the Head closed his Bible.

“The lesson has been disgraceful,” he said. “I hope for all your
sakes—I say, I hope—that next Sunday will not be a repetition of
to-day. I am more particularly distressed when I think that some of you,
like Blaize, are the sons of clergymen, and have therefore greater
opportunities of studying sacred history.”

He got up huge and towering, in his rustling silk gown, and immediately,
as was the amazing manner of him, who never nagged however severe he
might be, his mood completely changed, and his eyes twinkled as he
observed the depressed class.

“There, my boys, that’s over,” he said; “and, like good fellows, try not
to make me angry with you again. I hate finding fault: you may not
believe it, but I do. And neither you nor I have had any tea, so, when
chapel is over, you will all go to the housekeeper’s room and ask her,
with my compliments, to give you a real good tea.”

He stalked out, rocking slightly as he went, and instantly, the
oppression of his anger being gone, the spirits of the class rose
sky-high.

“Jolly decent of him,” said Ferrers. “Gosh, I’m glad he didn’t take us
in the study.”

“I say, Blazes, I wouldn’t have my mouth washed with Bags’s sponge.
It’ll be fit to poison you. Why, do you know what he does with his
sponge?”

Loathsome details, invented on the spur of the moment, followed.

“Fancy being washed by Bags at all,” said Stone. “He don’t know how to
wash himself yet!”

“Stone, you fool, why the devil couldn’t you tell the Head that Dubs had
taken the Catechism?” This from Bags.

“Anyhow, I’m glad my father isn’t a clergyman, like Blaize’s. Do you do
divinity with him in the study on Sunday afternoon in the holidays?
Whack, whack. ‘There, my boy!’ ‘Oh, papa, don’t hit me!’ Whack, whack!
‘Oh papa!’” squeaked Sharpe Major.

David, by a dexterous movement, got Sharpe’s head in Chancery, rubbed
his nose on his desk, pulled his hair, and hit him over the biceps.

“Any more remarks about papa?” he asked cheerfully. “Come on, out with
them.”




                               CHAPTER II


The others poured out into the sunshine, but David lingered behind with
Bags and Ferrers Major, and began burrowing in his locker to find the
box belonging to his two stag-beetles. They were male and female, as the
lady’s absence of long horns testified, and it was hoped that even in
confinement she might some day be confined. Indeed, there were several
bets on, as to which form the babies would take—whether they would be
eggs or some sort of caterpillar, or minute but fully developed
stag-beetles. The box in question was a small cardboard oblong, of
cramped dimensions; but really it was no more than their saloon
travelling-carriage, for they lived in David’s washing-basin at night,
since it had been ascertained that the sides of it were too steep and
slippery to allow their escape, and at other times had the run of his
desk in school-hours, and were allowed quantities of healthy exercise
when their owner was unoccupied and could look after their wayward
steps. But now, since after chapel David would not come back to the
class-room, it was necessary to put them in their travelling-carriage,
which was pierced with holes, so that such air as there might happen to
be in David’s pocket should penetrate to them. A few slips of grass and
leaves would be sufficient to sustain them until they were regaled with
bits of cake and a strawberry or two from the tea which was to be
provided for the first form after chapel.

The lady was lying on her back, as good as gold, waving her legs slowly
in the air, having probably fallen down on some climbing expedition
about the roof of the locker, but the stag himself (called “The Monarch
of the Glen”) could not at once be found. But a little careful rummaging
disclosed him sitting morosely in a crevice between a grammar and a
geography book.

“I say, I don’t believe the Monarch’s well,” said David.

“Shouldn’t think so, living in your fuggy desk,” said Bags, strolling
out of the room.

Suddenly David perceived, as by a special revelation, that he must kick
Bags. Bags had thrown an inky dart at him, and though, in the depression
of the Bible-lesson, that had been forgotten, it started into prominence
again in his mind. Further, Bags had added insult to injury by saying
that his desk was fuggy. Certainly he must kick Bags, just once,
juicily, and call it all square.

David gingerly took the Monarch by the waist, so that his pincers nipped
the empty air, and put him and his spouse into their travelling
carriage.

“Come on, Ferrers,” he said.

On their way across to chapel he paused a moment to pick a few leaves
from the bright squibs of root-growth on the elm just outside the
class-room, and took Ferrer’s arm.

“Don’t let’s go too quick,” he said. “I want to catch Bags up just as we
get to chapel-door, and if I was alone he might suspect. Then you’ll
see: I’ll give him one kick, just one, but a beauty. Let’s seem to be
talking.”

Diabolically diplomatic, David managed his manœuvre well, gradually
gaining on his unsuspecting victim, and stalking him with infinite
stealth and relish. There was no question of honour in coming behind him
thus unaware, for Bags had launched a dart at him without provocation,
and had also gone jauntily across to chapel after making that
ill-advised remark about David’s fuggy desk. Should Bags resent a good
sound kick, which was a pretty just payment of the score, David would be
perfectly happy to fight him afterwards if he desired it. It was quite
all right.

David, sometimes lounging, sometimes hurrying, and all the time talking
in a foolish, interested manner to Ferrers, came up close to the rear of
the enemy just two steps outside chapel-door. They were the last of the
boys to go in, and David had space to swing his leg. For the moment Bags
was too much astonished to be hurt, and David passed him with a slight
smile on his hopelessly seraphic face, went up the gangway to his seat
in the choir just opposite the organ, knelt down, and covered a
gratified face with his hands. He loved doing things neatly, and to kick
Bags, just once, quite correctly like that, was as good as cutting a
ball just out of reach of point.

The evening service began, psalms and canticles and hymns all to be
sung. It was that terrible fifteenth evening of the month, and page
after page of psalm must be gone through. Only that morning David and
Ferrers had had an impassioned argument as to whether the Old or the New
Testament was “the beastliest,” Ferrers maintaining that there was
nothing in the New Testament that could compare with the Kings of Israel
and Judah, while David (and his argument was strengthened after the last
hour) affirmed that nothing B.C. could beat the missionary journeys, not
if it tried with both hands. But as the psalm for the fifteenth evening
(to a single chant too) went on, he felt that it was difficult to feel
honestly that there could be anything beastlier, especially if you had
not had tea. He hoped Ferrers would not adduce that as a crushing
argument for the supremacy of the Old Testament. On it went, and, as an
antidote to its interminableness, David began to think of other and more
pleasant things. There was his eleven-cap and his twenty-four runs in
the last match to muse upon as a resisting topic to the tedium of the
children of Israel, and in especial one gorgeous pull for four he had
made. Also he could feel on the side of his leg the slight vibration
from the travelling-carriage of the Monarch and his wife, which showed
they were moving about, enjoying, it was to be hoped, the fresh
elm-leaves he had nipped off for them. It was in his left-hand trousers
pocket that these were confined, a place to be felt stealthily and
exteriorly, since hands-in-pockets was a forbidden attitude in chapel.
Just below the box were the two half-crowns, the yet unchanged splendour
of Aunt Eleanor’s gift. Also in anticipation was the thought of the tea
that should succeed chapel, and in retrospect the remembrance of the
beautiful kick he had given Bags. But the seventy-eighth psalm was a
corker for all that, and if Ferrers Major brought it up, he would have
to admit it.

The psalm began to show promise of ending, and it was already possible
to count the remaining verses. Then suddenly there was something so
delightful in it as a topical allusion, that Ferrers could no longer
advance it as being beastlier than anything in the New Testament. And
David’s contribution to the music swelled out at once more lustily, and
he looked and beamed towards Bags as he sang, “He smote his enemies in
the hinder part, and put them to a perpetual shame.”

Ferrers caught his eye and understood, but Bags did not, which was a
pity. David felt he must have seen the appositeness of that verse, but
he did not look up. Poor old Bags! perhaps he was much hurt. David had
not meant to hurt him much; he had only wanted to kick him neatly and
squarely and peacefully, ready to fight afterwards, if desired.

The senior boys of the first form read the lessons at these services,
and it was the turn of Stone and Ferrers to “make asses of themselves”
in the school phrase. The rest of the congregation, masters and boys,
followed the reading in their Bibles, or at any rate found the place and
meditated. Among the masters there was Mr. Dutton, looking peculiarly
depressed, with whom, in spite of his general beastliness, David felt a
certain sympathy, as he was commanded to honour the Head immediately
afterwards on the subject of the yellow-backed novel. At the organ were
seated the two Misses Acland, daughters of the Head, one to play, the
other to turn over leaves for her sister and to pull out stops or put
them in. She also poked away at the pedals and occasionally dropped
books on the keys, producing the most Wagnerian effects. These two
female figures, with plump backs turned to him, afforded David plenty of
rather acid reflection. Goggles (so called for obvious reasons, but
addressed as Miss Mabel) was the elder, and wasn’t so bad, though she
had a woeful tendency to improve and console the occasion when any of
the boys got into trouble, and was a kind of official dove with an
olive-branch after the deluge. But Carrots (this concerning her hair,
which otherwise belonged to Miss Edith) had lately shown herself
altogether too beastly. It was a moral certainty that it was she who had
“sneaked” to her father, when, last week, Ferrers had gone out of
bounds, because he had seen her in Richmond, and so of course she had
seen him and told the Head. It had been a whole-school day and all the
other masters had been in their class-rooms, and it _must_ have been
Carrots. Ferrers had had the toothache, and was excused afternoon
school, and, feeling better, had gone to Richmond. It wasn’t fair of the
family to spy for the Head; he, of course, and the rest of the masters,
were your natural enemies, and if you were caught by them that was the
fortune of war. But if Carrots or Goggles and all the crew were enemies
also, they ought to be declared enemies. Instead they pretended to be
friends, with their sisterly advice, and their olive-branches and their
treacherous smiles. . . . Oh, the Magnificat.

That was soon over, and again David’s disapproving eye glanced up at
Goggles and Carrots during the second lesson. This time they had turned
round on their organ-bench and spread their Bibles on their knees,
ostentatiously following the lesson as an example to the school. David
was afraid they were hypocrites, and, having found his place, continued
to meditate on them. Yes: there had been a first-form conference on the
subject of Goggles and Carrots when Ferrers returned that afternoon from
a short and extremely painful interview with the Head, and it had been
settled that Goggles and Carrots must be cut. David had, at the time,
been opposed to cutting Goggles as well as her sneaking sister, because
Goggles wasn’t such a bad chap, and there was nothing against her
personally. But he and a small minority had been overruled; if Carrots
had sneaked, Goggles might sneak next, and it was wiser to have no truck
at all with the enemy’s family. Though Goggles at this moment looked
innocent enough, with the low sun shining through a stained glass window
on to her spectacles and protuberant eyes, David felt that after all, it
was wiser to err on the side of prudence than to be led into a course of
mistaken kindness. But it was rather difficult: only yesterday she had
congratulated him, with apparent sincerity, on his innings of
twenty-four, and had offered him a visit to the strawberry-beds in the
garden. He had been compelled, by the resolution passed by the
sixth-form conference, to decline this temptation, and to say with a
stony face, “Thank you, Miss Mabel, but I can’t.” Even that was not
strictly in accordance with the vow: he ought really to have icily
raised his cap, and said nothing whatever.

It was part of the career of Goggles and Carrots to make the service
what is called “bright,” which meant there was a good deal of singing.
This presupposed, in order to ensure a proper performance, a certain
amount of choir-practice. These practices were not allowed to take the
place of other school-work, but were held in the less useful hours of
play-time. In compensation, the members of the choir were rewarded with
an extra half-holiday towards the end of term, if they had missed no
practices, and before now Goggles had been known, when a boy had missed,
say, only one practice, to falsify the register, and send up his name to
her father as an unremitting attendant, which did not look as if she was
a bad chap; but, on the other hand, she was sister to her sister, about
whom there could be no doubt whatever. She _must_ have sneaked; Ferrers
had seen her in Richmond, and immediately on his return he had been
summoned and dealt with. Probably all girls were dishonourable, and so
it was best to cut Goggles too. And it was not as if Carrots was only a
kid, who must be taught the proper ways of school-life; she was quite
grown up, and, very likely, would never see fifteen again. Besides—oh,
the Nunc Dimittis, though they were a long way off being dismissed yet.

A slight alleviation happened here, for the wind of the organ suddenly
ran out with a wail and a wheeze, and was started again by the blower in
so feverish a haste that the notes shook and trembled as he pumped. Soon
after, in privacy of kneeling, David was able to peep into the
stag-beetles’ travelling-carriage, and observe with delight that the
Monarch was browsing on elm-leaves. He appeared to have an excellent
appetite, and was swiftly put away again as they rose for the hymn.
Instead, “Anthem” was announced by the Head, without further
particularisation, since there was but one. But it seemed scarcely
credible that any one could have been so mean as to couple an Anthem to
that unending seventy-eighth psalm. No doubt this was reprisal on the
part of Goggles and Carrots. It must be duly considered afterwards.

David’s mind had been pretty busy with these trains of thought, and his
attention to the service, from a devotional point of view, intermittent
and fragmentary. More than once he stole a glance at Bags as a general
reconnoitring measure. It appeared from a certain gingerliness in Bags’s
movements, when he sat down or stood, that he was not quite comfortable,
and, since accounts had been squared between them, David hoped he had
not hurt him much; the kick in the main was meant to be symbolical, and
he determined that unless Bags actually wanted to be nasty, he would
make it up directly after chapel. David’s cheerful and eager soul hated
prolonged or nagging warfare, and, since Bags had been paid for his
injudicious behaviour during school that afternoon, David was quite
ready to proclaim or assent to a cordial _pax_. Naturally, if Bags did
not want _pax_, he should have as much _bellum_ as he wished for, and
during the prayer for Parliament, in which it was frankly impossible for
a proper boy of thirteen to take any interest, David planned a raid or
two. Bags was like a girl in some ways: he couldn’t stand creeping
things, so if he didn’t want _pax_, he should find black-beetles in his
bed without any more ado about the matter. These were easily procured;
they lived in the water-pipes of a disused lavatory, and, by turning on
a tap, horrible half-drowned specimens descended wriggling into the
basin. He had put two in Bags’s bed once before, with the splendid
effect that Bags spent the night on the floor in his dressing-gown,
rather than encounter them, whereas, when he had tried the same trick on
David, David had smashed the intruders to death with his slipper, and
slept soundly amid the mutilated corpses. Yes, they should be about
Bags’s path, and about his bed—particularly his bed—he should find
them in his pockets and his boots, until he abandoned nagging warfare,
and either came to blows and had done with it, or made peace like a
gentleman. David had fought Bags once before, and Bags did not want any
more on that occasion, and said so. David, as a matter of fact, did not
want any more either, and his face for the next few days had been
notably more lumpy than Bags’s, but, by virtue of an extra ounce of
grit, he had not said so. Therefore——

“Amen” sang David fervently, looking as if he had just come down from an
Italian picture of singing angels. But he forgot that the last “Amen”
went down, instead of remaining on the same note.

Sermon-time afforded more opportunities for meditation, for he swiftly
decided that he could not understand what the Head was driving at. . . .
There was another and most important cricket-match at the end of this
week, and until that was over he would not be able to smoke at all,
because he had made a vow that if he made more than ten runs in the last
match, he would not smoke for ten days. This vow he had written out on a
piece of paper, and buried it in a match-box below a certain tree. On
the whole that had been rather a clever vow, since, to begin with, he
did not like smoking at all, and only did it because just now it was the
smart thing to do. But a vow of this importance, which he would have to
tell the smoking club about when they met on Tuesday, would certainly be
held sacred even by Stone, who was the dashing president of the club,
and often smoked a cigarette right through without minding, though it
was only incumbent on members to smoke half a cigarette at these
meetings. But they had to do that without being sick, and if you were
sick three times you were turned out of the club. Furthermore, as an
additional cleverness in the vow, he had been told by a fellow at a
public school that smoking was bad for the eye, and even when people
were quite old, as at Oxford or Cambridge, they never smoked when they
were in training. Again, if his vow was not accepted as a reason for
abstention, he would have to resign, but that he really did not mind
about, for it was stupid to put smoking before cricket. Also the secret
of the smoking club had somehow leaked out, and now that the badge was
no longer a mystery to those who did not belong, half the fun was gone.
This badge was a piece of copper-wire bent into the shape of S. C., for
Smoking Club, and when they were engaged in these sacred operations, it
had to be worn in the buttonhole; otherwise there was a fine of a
halfpenny, which helped to fill the coffers of the club, and was spent
in cigarettes. But only last week Bags, who did not belong, happened to
see his badge, and said casually, “Hullo, you belong to the Sick Club,
do you?” This was annoying, because it not only implied a knowledge of
the club, but darkly alluded to its rules. David had been ready enough
on this occasion, and had answered smartly, “If you belonged to an S.
C., it would be the Sneak Club,” and the shot had gone home, for Bags
had sneaked once. Of course it was ever so long ago, the term before
last, before Bags had become a decent chap, and the incident had been
suitably buried. But the thought of its possible resuscitation made Bags
extremely civil for several days.

Certain words, “the horror of sin, the infamy of evil,” caught David’s
ears at this moment, and he attended for a little. It seemed to him
rather poor stuff, and why the Head should sway about and shout like
that was impossible to conjecture. But it gave him a hint, and David,
closely listening, intended to reproduce some of it in dormitory that
night. A night-shirt made an admirable surplice, and a pair of trousers
hung over the shoulders would make a ripping stole. He himself would be
the Head, as he had thought of it, and Stone and Ferrers should be
stuffed with pillows to represent Goggles and Carrots, with his bed as
the organ. David would march the whole way down the dormitory, after the
matron had gone, with the Head’s rocking walk and some cotton-wool for a
beard, preceded by a small boy carrying a poker. . . .

Then suddenly the Head’s voice changed; it became extraordinarily solemn
and beautiful, as it did sometimes when he read to them. And the words
were beautiful, and they affected David in that puzzling,
incomprehensible manner in which words did. Words and the pictures, dim
and only half-conscious, that they produced in his mind, often had that
effect on him; they gave him a sort of homesick yearning, and an ache,
as if his mind was hungry. And it was clear that what he was saying
moved the Head in the same sort of way; his voice shook and grew lower
yet, reminding David of something he had felt once when he woke early
and heard the chirruping of birds before daybreak. . . .

“So prepare to be men,” he said, “and when manhood dawns on you, let it
dawn on you as on the clean dewy grass, with birds singing in your
hearts, and innocence still looking from your eyes. Never contemplate
evil, and the desire of it will fade from you. Run away from it, if by
staying near it you would yield, and ‘Whatsoever things are lovely,
whatsoever things are of good report, think on those things.’”

David gave a little gulp; not only were these beautiful words, but they
meant something. . . .

But the sermon was over, and it was impossible not to remember that in a
few minutes now he would be having tea in the housekeeper’s room, while
the wretched Dubs was doing the Head the honour to wait on him. It had
been “jam” to see the Head stamp on that yellow-covered book! And, with
any luck, the fragments of it would be in the grate of the museum
to-morrow. David determined to get up early, and see what it was about.
It was in French, which was a bore, but it was worth while, even at the
trouble of looking out heaps of words, to see what it was that had made
the Head in such a wax. . . . Or had it something to do with the things
the Head told them they must run away from. . . .

Rum old bird, the Head. But he did say jolly things sometimes.




                              CHAPTER III


The tea which (with the Head’s compliments) Mrs. Lowe provided after
chapel was an apotheosis of tea. The Head’s dinner was going on
simultaneously, and the most delicious remainders were brought in from
it for the boys, ending with an ice pudding that at its entrance was
practically untouched, though soon there was nothing left to touch. It
had really been worth while to voyage at such peril over unknown seas
and lands, if this was to be the eventful haven, and when, at the end,
Ferrers proposed the health of Iconium, his toast was drunk with
acclamation. Thereafter was a little quiet ragging, but David had not
joined in this, for when he was seized by somebody he had said in
plethoric tones, “For God’s sake, don’t bend me, or I shall be sick,”
and for fear of that untoward result he had been left alone. Bags also
was not disposed to active exercise, and David had taken the opportunity
to be agreeable, according to his resolution in chapel.

“I say, I hope I didn’t hurt you, Bags,” he said.

“You see I had to kick you just once to make it all square. Is it
_pax_?”

Bags looked sideways at David, with his shallow, goat-like eyes before
he answered.

“Oh, rather,” he said. “It wasn’t anything. You hardly touched me.”

This was surprising, for David had the distinct impression in his toe
and instep that this particular kick had been a juicy one.

“Right oh, then,” he said. “I say, there’s one piece of cake left. Shall
we halve it?”

“Couldn’t,” said Bags, getting up.

Though he could not be bent, David thought that a cautious attack might
defeat the one piece of cake, and strategically accomplished this. But
it was funny that Bags should not have tried, too, and for a moment he
had suspicions.

“It is _pax_, then?” he asked.

“Oh, rather,” said Bags. “And your lip’s all right, isn’t it, Blazes?
Quite clean, I mean. I think the Head only gassed about that on the spur
of the moment. Will you swear I washed it, if necessary?”

“Oh, yes,” said David. “Gosh, I’m full. And I’m going to preach in
dormitory, night-shirt and trousers for a stole. I can remember lots of
the sermon.”

“Oh, may I come?” asked Bags.

“Right, but don’t be sarcastic and spoil the show. It’ll be in my
cubicle.”

“Rather not,” said Bags, moving away. “May I be Goggles or Carrots?”

“Sorry; Stone and Ferrers have bagged them. But you might blow the
organ, and let it go out with a squeak, same as it did this evening.”

“Oh, thanks; that’ll be ripping,” said Bags, beginning to practise
squeaking in a realistic and organ-like manner.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Now Bags’s mater was, as all the world knew, a Jewess. Bags had
volunteered that information himself on his first day at school, adding
loftily that she was of the tribe of Judah. This, if it was meant to be
impressive, had singularly failed in its object, and the only
consequence was that, for his first term or so, Bags had been the butt
of various embarrassing questions as to whether he was allowed to eat
sausages, or observed other Levitical injunctions. David, as a matter of
fact, had not joined in these painful catechisms, holding that it wasn’t
fair to consider a fellow responsible for his mater, but he had always
secretly felt that this might account for there being something rather
odd about Bags. For Bags had a retentive and vindictive memory, and was
ever on the look-out to repay antique scores, though other people would
have forgotten all about them. It was therefore not likely that he would
have overlooked a scene so recent as this kick, and after Bags had gone,
David said to himself that he was being “too infernally genial”—a jolly
sounding word, which he had just learned—to deceive the wary. In fact,
though Bags had definitely agreed that it should be _pax_, David was
subconsciously a little suspicious of him, and this attitude was
confirmed by Bags having said that that one beautiful kick had hardly
touched him. It absolutely must have: there was no mistaking the quality
of the touch. But he did not dwell on it much; should Bags prove to be
bellicose still, in spite of the treaty, he felt the utmost confidence
that he could deal with him.

                 *        *        *        *        *

David woke next morning very early, with a sense of immense interest in
things in general. It was still only the hour of faint and early dawn,
and he lay quiet a little while, drawing his knees up to his chin, and
clasping his legs with his bare arms in order to multiply the
consciousness of limbs and body and life generally. Just behind him was
the open window, through which the fresh breeze of morning came, coolly
ruffling his hair, and on each side the varnished pitch-pine of the
walls of his cubicle, gay with wonderful decoration. His face was turned
to the partition close to his bed, and thus, the earliest object that
his eye fell on was the school eleven cricket-cap which he had won last
week, hung on a nail. On another nail beside it was his watch and chain,
his father’s birthday present to him on attaining the immense age of
thirteen, and on the same nail, though not conjoined with this
jewellery, the mystic badge of the Smoking Club. A little farther on was
another gift of his father’s, a small chromolithographic reproduction of
the Sistine Madonna, by a “fellow” called Raphael, whose name somehow
appealed to David, though the picture itself was “rather pi,” and close
beside that a photograph of Carrots, exchanged for one of his in those
happier days before she sneaked. Now, Carrots’s intelligent features
were turned face to the wall, and David wondered whether she ought not
to be deposed altogether. Anyhow, it had been Carrots who had asked him
for his photograph, promising hers; the exchange had come from her side.
Then there was a photograph of Ferrers Major, unframed, but tacked to
the wall, and one of Hughes, David’s great friend, who had left a year
before, and gone to Marchester, where David hoped to follow him at the
Michaelmas term. . . . Hughes was altogether godlike, and David adored
him. Then came a small fretwork bracket, homemade in the holidays, with
a sort of petticoat of crimson silk hanging round the edge of its shelf,
on which was placed a small china lamb lying down among amazing flowers,
which David assured his friends was “jolly valuable.”

He cuddled his knees for a little while, contemplating these precious
things, and forbearing to turn round and look the other way, because
even more agreeable objects (with the exception perhaps of the
photograph of Hughes) would meet his eyes there, and the zest for them
was to be sharpened by abstention. To begin with, there was the chair
which last night had made so perfect a pulpit, and even the sight of his
trousers now lying on it, which last night had made so lovely a stole,
would make him giggle again at the thought of his highly successful
sermon. There also was the photograph of the two elevens in last week’s
match, and, more precious still, a snapshot of himself standing at the
wicket, which Ferrers’s sister had taken, had developed, and had sent to
him the very next day. “Jolly cute of her,” thought David.

He longed to turn round and assure himself by ocular evidence of the
permanence of these things, but teasing himself, went on with his
enumeration of them. There was his cricket-bat and one right-hand
batting glove which he had bought second-hand. Most people did not rise
to gloves at all; indeed, Stone’s glove was the only other one in the
school, and for the moment the idea of staggering humanity by purchasing
a left-hand glove also with Aunt Eleanor’s five shillings flashed across
him. Probably nobody at Helmsworth had ever had two batting-gloves
before; fancy being snapshotted with two gloves! Then there was a
pill-box filled with the yellow dust from the cedar-cones in the
grounds, which he had collected and labelled “Cedar-sulphur”; and,
lastly, there was his washing-basin in which, ever ineffectually trying
to climb up its slippery steep sides, were the Monarch of the Glen and
his spouse. David could resist that no longer, rolled round in bed, and
got up.

“Good morning, Monarch,” he said politely. “How——” And then he
stopped. There were two or three elm-leaves in the basin and a
half-eaten strawberry, but otherwise it was empty. There was no Monarch,
there was no wife.

For the moment David could not believe it: he felt that they must be
there, and that for some curious sleepy reason (although he was not
sleepy) he could not see them. Again and again he turned over the
leaves, and looked underneath the strawberry (as if the Monarch had been
made little by his meal, like Alice in Wonderland), but there was no
sign of them. Then he searched about his cubicle, scrutinising the
varnished walls, examining the floor, searching in his blankets in case
they had strayed there. And all the time he felt the futility of this,
for he was convinced in his own mind that neither the Monarch nor his
lady could have climbed the glazed ascent of the sides of the washing
basin. Often had he watched them attempting to do so; even the gradual
slope at the base was beyond the adhesive power of their feet, and as
for the precipice of the sides themselves, they were hopelessly
incapable of surmounting it. They _could_ not get out themselves: some
one must have——

Then a sudden suspicion struck him, and he went softly and barefooted to
the far end of the dormitory where Bags slept, and shook him awake. This
had to be accomplished with silent caution, since no boy was allowed to
leave his cubicle till the dressing-bell sounded.

“I say, Bags, have you taken my stags?” he whispered. “If you tell me
you have, and give them up, I swear I won’t do anything to you.”

Bags sat up in bed and yawned heavily, to give himself time to think.

“Do you really think I would touch those filthy crawlers?” he asked.

“Doesn’t matter what I think,” said David. “I want to know if you did.”

Bags was considerably astounded by David’s having so instantly suspected
him, considering that he had agreed to _pax_ yesterday evening.

“Well then, I didn’t,” he said. “So that’s flat. Where did you put them
last night?”

“In my basin,” said David.

Suddenly Bags saw the stout figure of the matron in the ante-room just
outside the dormitory, while David, facing towards him, could not see
her. If he could detain David in talk here for a minute, it was more
than likely that she would hear voices, and find him out of his cubicle,
in which case she would certainly report him to the Head. He had not
forgotten about the incident as they went into chapel last night, and
the temptation was too strong.

He laughed silently into his bed-clothes.

“What are you laughing at?” said David, raising his voice. “What’s the
blooming joke?”

Bags did not answer, and David repeated his question. At that Bags saw
that the matron had heard the talking, and was advancing in her felt
slippers up the dormitory. She was already past David’s cubicle, and
retreat was cut off. He sank back gently into bed. “Cave,” he whispered,
“there’s Glanders coming! and stag-beetles can fly. Fancy not knowing
that!”

And he closed his eyes and sank apparently into a refreshing sleep.

David turned round. Glanders was coming straight up the dormitory, and
had already seen him. Since there was no hope of concealment, he went
out to meet his fate.

“Out of your cubicle before dressing-bell,” said Glanders bleakly. “I
shall report you, Master Blaize. Not the first time, either.”

David got back into bed again in a very different mood from that in
which he had awoke half an hour ago. The week was beginning just about
as badly as it could, and the sight of his cricket-cap and batting-glove
failed to console him in the least, or bring back the sense of his happy
awaking. He had two maps of the second missionary journey to make, he
had to stop in between twelve and one, when he should have been
practising at the nets, to learn his Catechism, the Monarch and his wife
had vanished, and he was to be reported for being out of his cubicle
before the dressing-bell sounded. That was a serious breach of
school-discipline, and Glanders might have gone further when she so
feelingly reminded him that this would not be “the first time either,”
for it would not be the second either. On the last occasion the Head had
told him precisely what would happen if it occurred again. The colours
of the new cricket-cap had faded, the glove looked ridiculous, and the
washing-basin was like the house of some one lately dead. He felt
furious and exasperated against fate, and it was bitter to be reminded
by Bags that stag-beetles could fly. In a general way he supposed he had
known it too, but it had not occurred to him that the Monarch and his
wife would dream of such a thing. Then there was a good fine caning to
look forward to: it hurt hideously at the time, and you couldn’t hold a
bat all day afterwards, because your hands were so sore. There was an
awful legend, too, in the school that the Head had once broken a
fellow’s finger, and who knew that he would not repeat that savage feat
to-day? First one hand, then the other, and the same bruised and
smarting hands again, just in the same place, and blood-blisters rising
there. . . .

                 *        *        *        *        *

The dressing-bell sounded, and it was necessary to get up. It was just
the sort of morning, too, that made a fellow wild with mysterious
delight, if things were going well, but when things were black, it
seemed an added insult that the sunlight and the sky were in such
excellent spirits. There was the cricket-professional in the field
outside, whistling as he put up the nets for practice, but there would
be no practice for David to-day. Instead, from twelve to one he would be
making maps and staring at the Catechism, and his hands would be tender
and bruised and lumpy, and there were no stags to cater for. . . .

He went down to his bath feeling utterly wretched and dispirited, with
that completeness of emotion that only children know, who are unable to
look beyond the present and immediate future, the happiness or misery of
which possesses them entirely. Other boys were splashing about and
throwing sponges at each other, and he was hailed with the derisive
taunts indicating general good spirits and friendliness.

“Hullo, here’s Blazes. ‘What, reported again, Blaize!’ ‘Don’t bully me,
sir! The other hand, sir.’ Whack, whack!”

“I say, Blazes, how’s the Monarch? Flown away, Bags says. Dirty vermin
anyhow, so what’s the odds? Come and practise at No. 1 net at half-past
twelve with me and Ferrers.”

David chucked his sponge into his bath and kicked off his slippers.

“Can’t. Catechism to learn, thanks to Stone.”

“Oh, yes, so you have. I expect you wouldn’t be able to hold a bat
either. Never mind, buck up. All the same in a hundred years. Besides,
Hughes was caned two mornings running last year, and he didn’t blub even
at the second helping.”

The goat-like Bags entered at this moment.

“I say, rough luck,” he said to David. “I warned you as soon as I saw
Glanders. Found the Monarch yet?”

This was rather too much. David felt suddenly sure that Bags was at the
bottom of all his misfortunes, and, already goaded by high-spirited
sympathy, turned on him.

“No, I haven’t,” he shouted; “and I’m jolly well going to search your
cubicle. I believe you stole him. Look here, you chaps, I believe Bags
took the Monarch, and I believe he saw Glanders coming when I was
talking to him, and didn’t warn me.”

Stone took his brown head out of the towel in which he had been rubbing
it.

“Why? What evidence?” he asked.

“Unless you’re too blooming omniscient to want evidence,” said Bags.

“Because you’re a sneak. Because I jolly well hurt you last night, and
you said I hadn’t to put me off the scent,” said David with a sudden
inspiration. “Why, you’ve got a bruise as big as a football,” he cried,
pointing to the injured part of Bags’s anatomy, “and yet you said it
didn’t hurt. It must have hurt: it’s all rot to say it didn’t. And you
said it was _pax_ in order to put me off the look-out.”

“Bosh: that’s not evidence,” said Ferrers, whose father was a K.C., and
was much looked up to on points of school-law. “That’s only your
blooming guess.”

“Well, it would be evidence if I found the Monarch in his beastly
cubicle,” said David. “Or perhaps you’d say that stags can fly, and that
the Monarch had only flown there.”

This was sarcasm of the deepest dye, and produced its due effect on all
the boys who, in various stages of undress, surrounded the two, except
Stone, who never could understand what sarcasm meant.

“Oh rot, Blazes,” said he. “At that rate the Monarch may have flown to
my cubicle, but I’m not going to have you search it and turn everything
upside down for the sake of a sickly stag-beetle.”

The man of law considered the points.

“I don’t see why you shouldn’t make a challenge out of it, Blazes,” he
said, disregarding the obtuse Stone. “If you’re so certain of it, you
can challenge Bags to allow you to search his cubicle, an’ if you don’t
find the Monarch there, he gives you three cuts of the hardest with a
racquet-handle and _pax_ immediately afterwards.”

David was standing in his bath, and, slipping, plumped down into it
heaving out solid water.

“Sorry, you fellows,” he said to those who were wettest. “Right then, I
challenge.”

Bags had moved away, in the general stampede caused by David’s plunge,
and on the instant, with fresh suspicions teeming in his head, David
jumped out, and got between him and the door of the big bath-room.

“I say, Bags, you haven’t had your bath,” he said; “and were you going
back without it? Aren’t you going to have a bath? Not feeling dirty?
Anyhow, I challenge. Do you accept it?”

Bags took off his dressing-gown.

“Oh, you thought I was going back to dormitory to put them in your
cubicle again, did you?” he said. “It just happens to be my bath there
by the door.”

“Well, but do you accept?” cried David, executing a sort of Indian
war-dance round him.

“No,” said Bags. “I don’t want to give you three with a racquet-handle,
as we made it up last night. And I don’t want you turning everything
upside down in my cubicle.”

Ferrers put on his dressing-gown with the solemnity of a judge assuming
the black-cap.

“Then it simply proves the plaintiff’s case, if you won’t have your
cubicle searched,” he said. “It’s all rot about your not wanting to
whack Blazes because it was _pax_ last night. He’s challenged you: it
isn’t _pax_ any longer. State of war!”

Ferrers was in his element, and it seemed to the court generally even as
to him, that never at the Old Bailey had the net been woven in such
impenetrable fashion round the most palpable criminal. Bags, too, felt
that, but the net that really enmeshed him was of very different sort
from what it appeared to be. Certainly he was in a hole, but not the
hole that every one thought he was in.

The majesty of the law proceeded.

“If you don’t accept the challenge,” said Ferrers, “it proves you are
guilty.”

The plaintiff continued to dance.

“I’ll let you give me six cuts, if I don’t find the Monarch in your
cubicle,” he shouted. “You must be guilty, if you refuse six. Mustn’t
he, Ferrers?”

Ferrers tore his sock in trying to put it on to a wet foot.

“Not for a cert,” he said. “Bags is beastly cunning. He may be running
you up to a higher figure.”

“Then I’ll let him have twelve cuts,” said David, feeling absolutely
sure about it, “if I may search his cubicle and not find the Monarch.
Oh, and search his dressing-gown, too,” he added quickly, conjecturing a
perfectly demoniacal piece of cunning on the part of Bags.

Bags stepped out of his bath with dignity, feeling there was no escape.

“Then I accept Blazes’ challenge of three cuts,” he said, “just to show
I didn’t want to run him up. If I did, I should take twelve.”

“Done,” said David. “I’ll go and search at once; there’s another quarter
of an hour before school. I may as well search his dressing-gown first.
No, not there. Oh, blow! what shall I say if Glanders finds me in his
cubicle again? I know: Bags is in the bath-room, and wants his liniment.
If Glanders doesn’t think that likely, she can come and look at him.”

Now Bags’s dilemma, the net in which he was really involved, was this.
He had lain awake for two hours last night in savage anger with David,
whom, in secret boyish fashion, he adored, and who had been so beastly
to him. Open vengeance was out of the question, because, if it came to a
fight, David was more than his match, and thus his revenge for that
infernal kick must be done stealthily. Plan after plan suggested itself
to him, but none were suitable until he thought of the very simple one
of taking the Monarch and his wife, which, as he knew quite well, lived
in David’s washing-basin at night. That was accomplished very easily,
without disturbing their owner. But a few hours later he was awakened by
David himself, who had conceived the revolting suspicion that Bags had
done precisely what he had done. Then at the same moment almost, while
he was hot with indignation at being justly accused, he had seen the
matron at the far end of the dormitory, and could not resist the
temptation to get David into further trouble. This, too, had been
successfully accomplished, and David would certainly be caned after
morning school. And then Bags began to regret his success: his affection
for David, whom no one could help liking even when he was being beastly,
and his sense of his own meanness pointed the finger of scorn at him,
and, having ensured David a caning, he wished he had not, at any rate,
taken his beloved stag-beetles as well. So, lingering behind till the
rest of the dormitory had gone to the bath-room, he induced the Monarch
and his wife, who were scratching about in his soap-tin, to crawl on to
his sponge, and, as he passed David’s cubicle, he had shaken them off on
to his bed.

Then had come the bath-room complication. He had been forced eventually
by Ferrers’s resistless legal acumen to accept the challenge, and he
would have to whack David, for any one might search his cubicle till
Doomsday and never find a stag-beetle there. And each one of those cuts
would be unjust: he had taken the stag-beetles, and David was perfectly
right. The fact of having put them back did not ease a troubled
conscience.

David rushed upstairs again to his dormitory, and with clatter and
publicity went straight to Bags’s cubicle, and began a violent and
intimate search. He searched in his pockets, he examined the lower tray
of his soap-dish, he peered behind pictures, and ransacked the
receptacle, usually called the synagogue-box, where Bags kept
family-letters and such-like, but nowhere was there the faintest trace
of the Monarch to be seen. These operations Glanders observed—and David
observed that she was observing them—with her bleak and stony eyes, and
just as he was very busy she approached.

“Do you want to be reported twice, Master Blaize?” she asked.

“Oh, certainly, if you like,” said David. “But Crabtree asked me to get
his liniment.”

“And why can’t Master Crabtree get it himself, then?” asked Glanders.
“And why does he want liniment?”

“Oh, don’t be tedious,” said David. “He can’t get it himself, because he
hasn’t got any clothes on, and is afraid of shocking you, and he wants
it because he has got a bruise, which you can see if you aren’t afraid
of being shocked. Anything else I can tell you?”

Muffled laughter sounded from various directions as Glanders sniffed,
which was her congenital way of acknowledging the legality of doubtful
proceedings, and David finished his search, turning over the pillows of
Bags’s bed without further hindrance. But there was no Monarch to be
found, and he had to go back to the bath-room to report that he could
find no liniment and had lost his challenge. This was depressing,
because the beloved Monarch was still missing, also his wife, the hope
of the race, and because the loss of the challenge meant three nasty
cuts from Bags and his racquet-handle. And the Head was going to let fly
at him first, and there was the missionary-map to be made, and the whole
blackness of this dreadful Monday morning, dissipated for the moment by
his certainty that he would find the Monarch, overcast the sky again.

On his way back he passed his cubicle, and, pausing to throw his sponge
and towel down, his eye fell on his bed, and there on the blanket were
two black blots of familiar shape.

David gave a great sigh.

“Oh Monarch and missus,” he said affectionately, “you little devils.”

The travelling-carriage of the royalties was to hand, and in a moment
the black pair were safe again. How they had got on to his blanket he
did not pause to think, and the three cuts due to him were “jolly cheap
at the price.” He made but a couple of leaps down the stairs to the
bath-room.

“I say, I’ve lost the challenge, Bags,” he said; “but I’ve found the
Monarch. He was on my blankets, and so was she. And—I say, I’m sorry I
suspected you. When’ll you take your cuts?”

Bags’s inconvenient conscience and affection gave him a nasty prod at
this. If David had only not said he was sorry he suspected him, he would
not have felt so “beastly.” On the other hand, it was dangerous to try
to stifle his internal beastliness by magnanimity, since this might lead
to fresh suspicions on David’s part. But magnanimity salted with sarcasm
might serve his turn.

“Oh, I don’t want to whack you,” he said, “as you say you were sorry. As
if I should have touched your filthy stags! Clip their wings, and take
them to Marchester next half, and see if Hughes is proud of his pal who
keeps vermin.”

David stared in blank surprise. To forgo the pleasure of chastisement
was not in the spirit of Shylock.

“Oh, well, thanks awfully,” he said. “If you don’t want to take your
cuts, I’m sure I don’t mind not getting them. But why don’t you?”

Bags was struggling into his shirt, and speech was for the moment
extinguished.

“Simply because the challenge was too silly for words,” he said, as his
head emerged.

The repetition of this silly reason did exactly that which Bags desired
should not happen. Suspicion, vague and unformulated as yet, again
sprang up in David’s mind. Such magnanimity was simply childish.

“I think I’ll take the cuts then, Crabtree,” he said, to mark the
complete severance of friendly relations.

That roused Bags: the rejection of his spurious, but highly superior,
motives quite stifled the prods of his inconvenient conscience.

“All right, then, you shall,” he said. “Gosh! I’ll let into you. I’ll
put beef into them, Blaize. I’ve got a racquet-handle that’ll do nicely.
I bet I break it. You’ll want some liniment afterwards.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

The ten-minutes bell sounded at this moment, and the boys ran upstairs
again to finish dressing and say their prayers. For the last five
minutes of these ten they were bound to be on their knees at their
bedside, while Glanders patrolled the dormitory. But with care and
discreet peeping through fingers it was possible to get through some
neglected dressing during the devotional five minutes, and David, who
was a good deal behindhand, buttoned his collar, put on his tie, and
laced one boot without being detected.

Mr. Dutton was in an unusually docile mood during this hour from seven
to eight, and it wanted little penetration on the part of his pupils,
when they remembered the visit he had done the Head the honour to pay
him last night, to guess the cause of that. David felt chagrin at the
fact that he had been detained in the bath-room, and had not been able
to take the dismembered yellow-back from the grate, to find out what
made the Head so waxy, but there was no doubt that it was the Head who
had made Mr. Dutton so mild. Indeed, it had often been a debated
question as to which was really the worst, a caning or a proper “jaw”
from the Head, for the hardiest were reduced to unwilling tears by the
Head’s tongue, when he really chose to apply it, so convincing and
dismal a picture could he paint of a boy’s satanic iniquity, and the
inevitable ruin that such courses fashioned for him in this world and
the next. But it was a point of honour not to cry at any application of
the cane after you were twelve; kids might cry, but not elderly persons.
The cane might break your hands, and make you set your teeth, but it was
not allowable to let it break your spirit. But a “jaw” broke your spirit
into smithereens, and no doubt that disintegrating process had happened
to old Dubs. Anything in the way of construing was sufficient this
morning, and the grammatical questions were mere child’s-play.

It was already ten minutes to eight, and the school sergeant, a
whiskered veteran, who visited the different class-rooms during early
school, with orders from the Head, and summonses for boys who had been
reported, had already passed the museum door without coming in, and
David’s heart rose. If Glanders had reported him, it was quite certain
that the sergeant would have conveyed the summons that he was to go to
the Head after chapel, to his class-room, and yet he had passed without
delivering it. From time to time these remissions happened. Glanders
occasionally forgot to report, even when she had promised it; sometimes
even in the act of complaining, the stoniness of her bosom relented.
Then, with a sinking of the heart, proportionally greater owing to its
premature uplifting, there was a tap on the door, and the sergeant
entered, saluting.

“Beg your pardon, sir,” he said to Mr. Dutton, handing him a small slip
of blue paper; “but I forgot this as I went by.”

Mr. Dutton glanced at it.

“Blaize to go to the Head after chapel,” he announced, and David thought
he detected a faint smile showing the malicious glee of a
fellow-sufferer.

Chapel, usually tedious, was not long enough that morning, and the
psalms, the lesson, the hymns, and the prayers passed in a flash.
Ferrers, as they went out, administered spurious consolation.

“If you stick your hands in cold water,” he said, “it’ll numb them a
bit. I remember, last winter, I held mine in the snow for five minutes,
and it didn’t sting nearly so much.”

“And there’s such a sight of snow about in July, isn’t there!” said
David bitterly.

Ferrers shrugged his shoulders.

“All right, then,” he said, feeling slightly hurt. “And you’ve got your
three cuts from Bags, too, haven’t you? I bet Bags lays on.”

A minute afterwards he was in the awful presence. Even as he entered he
heard the jingle of keys, and when he advanced to the table, where its
occupant was looking vexed, he saw that the fatal middle drawer was
already open. That it could have been opened for any other reason did
not strike him; he supposed that his case was already judged.

For the moment the Head seemed unaware of his presence, and continued to
read the letter that apparently annoyed him.

“Pish!” he said at length, in a dreadful voice, and, looking up, as he
tore it in fragments, saw David.

“Ah, Blaize,” he said, “I sent for you—yes, I want you to answer me a
question or two.”

This looked as unpromising as possible. The drawer was already open, but
it seemed that a “jaw” was coming first. Why couldn’t he cane him and
have done with it, thought the dejected David.

The Head rapped the table sharply.

“Question one,” he said. “Is it the case that my daughters have incurred
the wrath of the first form?”

David’s head reeled at the thickness of the troubles.

“Yes, sir,” he said.

“Good. Question two, which you need not answer if any sense of honour
forbid you. Why have they deserved this—er disgrace? And why do you
join in inflicting it?”

David drew a long breath; there was no sense of honour that would be
violated in telling the Head, but to do so was like taking a high header
into unknown waters, when it required all the courage you were possessed
of to go off a low board into four feet of familiar swimming-bath.

“Please, sir, it’s quite obvious that Car——”

He had begun with a rush, and the rush had carried him too far.

“Carrots,” said the Head suggestively.

(Lord! how did he know? thought David.)

“Please, sir, we felt sure that Miss Edith had got Ferrers into a row,
because she saw him in Richmond week before last,” said David.

“And—and sneaked to me?” suggested the Head.

“Yes, sir, told you.”

“I dare say Miss Edith saw him,” said the Head, “but I haven’t the
slightest idea whether she actually did or not. I saw him myself. Miss
Edith had nothing to do with it. Kindly tell your friends so.”

“I’ll tell them,” said David. “They’ll be awfully glad, sir.”

“Why?” asked the Head.

Again David dived off the high header-board into dark waters.

“Because nobody wanted to think she was a sneak, sir,” he said. “We
always thought she was a good chap—young lady, I mean, sir.”

The Head nodded, and for the next half-minute busied himself with the
reports that had come in this morning.

“I think there was something else I wanted to see you about,” he said.
“Yes: here it is. You are reported for being in Crabtree’s cubicle
before dressing-bell this morning. Any explanation?”

“No, sir,” said David.

“You knew it was against the rules?”

“Yes, sir.”

The Head drew a large and dreaded book towards him, which contained a
list of all the boys’ names, and against each the number of times they
had been reported for any misconduct during the current term. Next the
name of Blaize was that of Bellingham, and, glancing at it hastily, he
credited David with Bellingham’s stainless record.

“I see you have not been reported before this term,” he said.

The moment he had spoken he saw his mistake; on the line below was
David’s record, showing that lie had been reported twice. But he waited
for David’s answer. He had not considered what he should do if David
accepted the statement, but he believed, and wanted to prove to himself,
that David would not.

A joyful possibility whirled through David’s mind; it was conceivable
that previous reports against him had not been entered. And then, not
really knowing why, he spoke.

“No, sir, I have been reported before,” he said.

“For the same offence?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Once before?” asked the Head, feeling that his test stood firm.

“No, sir, twice,” said David, squeezing his hands together.

The Head closed the book. He put it in the middle drawer and closed that
also.

“Thank you for telling me the truth,” he said. “And now I want you, as a
personal favour, to make an effort to keep school-rules. They are made
for that purpose. Good-bye, my boy. Ah, you are late for breakfast, so
come and have breakfast with me. If you are late for school afterwards,
explain to Mr. Dutton.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

David was joyfully late for school, and not only explained briefly then,
but categorically afterwards to his form in the interval at half-past
ten.

“Sausages,” he said, “and poached eggs and bacon, and sloshy buttered
toast and strawberries. Gosh, the Head does himself well. He has
breakfast like that every day, I expect. Didn’t I tuck in? Oh, and
another thing: Carrots didn’t sneak at all, it was the Head himself who
saw Ferrers in Richmond. He told me so.”

“Don’t believe it,” said Ferrers, who had misogynistic tendencies.

“Well then, you’ve got to. The Head never lies, and so Carrots is all
right. And the Head’s my pal.”

“Can’t think why he didn’t whack you, though,” said Ferrers. “Perhaps he
knew you were going to catch it from Bags. He’s been binding his
racquet-handle, too, to get a firm grip.”

This was slightly malicious on Ferrers’s part, but what with special tea
last night, and special breakfast this morning, and the recovery of the
Monarch, and the remission of a caning, he thought David a little above
himself. But even this information about Bags did not appear to depress
him, and he cocked his yellow head on one side, like a meditative
canary, and half-shut his eyes, as if focussing something.

“Blow it, if I hadn’t forgotten all about Bags,” he said. “Ferrers,
there’s something rummy about Bags’s show. Why did Bags not want to take
up my challenge, if he knew the Monarch wasn’t in his cubicle? And why
didn’t he take a dozen cuts at me? It’s all rot of him to say that he
didn’t care about whacking me. Any decent chap’s mouth would water to
lick a fellow who had accused him of stealing.”

The two boys had wandered away in this half-hour’s interval between
schools to a distant corner of the field below the chestnut-tree. There
David lay down flat, and Ferrers flicked the fallen flowers at his face.
But he stopped at this.

“You see, I caught him a juicy hack, too, last night,” continued David.
“And he’s a revengeful beast in a general way.”

“Perhaps it’s the Day of Atonement or something,” suggested Ferrers.

David sat up.

“No, that can’t be it,” he said. “Else he’d want to make me atone.
Hallo, here he comes across the field, racquet-handle and all.”

He suddenly gave a shrill whistle through his broken front tooth.

“I say, will you back me up whatever I say?” he asked. “I’ve thought of
something ripping.”

Ferrers peered short-sightedly across the field. He did not often wear
his spectacles, since they were supposed to give him a resemblance to
Goggles, which was the rise of intolerable comment. So they seldom
graced his freckled nose.

“Yes, here he comes,” he said. “I’ll back you up. But, what is it?”

“Oh, you’ll see,” said David.

Bags made a truculent approach, swinging his racquet-handle. He had done
all that could humanly be done in the easing of his conscience, and
since he had been literally unable to get out of the rôle of executioner
with honour, he had wisely determined to dwell on the bright side of it,
and hit as hard as he could in the same place.

“I’ll lick you now if you like,” he said brightly.

David turned a cold face on him.

“Thanks, awfully,” he said, “but we settled it for twelve. You see, a
good deal may happen before twelve. Ferrers and I were just talking it
over. Wasn’t it a pity that Ferrers Minor slept so badly last night?”

This remark seemed slightly to disconcert Bags, but he carried it off
with fair success.

“The point?” asked Bags politely, slapping his leg gently with the
racquet-handle.

“Oh, thought you might see it,” said David. “The point is that he didn’t
go to sleep before—when was it, Ferrers?”

“He heard the clock strike one,” said Ferrers, at a venture.

A shade of relief crossed Bags’s face, which the Machiavellian David
noticed.

“I still don’t see the point,” said Bags.

David pursued his ripping plan.

“No, you’ve mixed it up, you goat,” he said to Ferrers. “Your minor told
me he awoke and heard the clock strike one, and lay awake till
dressing-bell. Bang, wide awake, like—like toothache.”

“Sorry, of course it was,” said Ferrers, backing his fellow-conspirator
up.

Bags shrugged his shoulders, and began to walk away.

“Afraid I can’t see the point,” he said. “So I’ll whack you at twelve,
Blazes.”

David lay down again with complete unconcern.

“Right oh,” he said. “But, of course, if you’ve got anything to say
about it all, you might be wise to say it yourself, and not let—well,
somebody else say it for you. Ferrers Minor hasn’t told anybody yet,
except his major and me. Not yet, you know,” he added.

Bags appeared to take no notice of this, unless he strolled away rather
more deliberately than before. Then David turned quickly to Ferrers and
whispered in his ear.

“Go and find your minor,” he said, “and don’t let Bags talk to him. I’m
going to stop here. I shouldn’t wonder if Bags came back.”

“But what on earth is it all about?” asked Ferrers.

David’s eyes sparkled with devilish intrigue.

“Can’t explain now,” he said. “Just go and stick on to your minor, and
don’t let Bags question him. There’s something up.”

Ferrers obeyed the bidding of the master-mind, and by a rapid flank
march got in front of Bags, who called to him. But he took no notice,
and presently David saw him lead off his minor like a policeman. At that
his habitually seraphic face grew a shade more angelic, and any one who
did not know him must have been surprised that wings did not sprout from
his low slim shoulders. The Machiavellian device which he had practised
had come to him like an inspiration: if Bags’s conscience was clear, he
would not mind a scrap for the wakefulness of young Ferrers, and David
was morally (or immorally) sure that Bags’s conscience was not
immaculate. He had had something to do with the disappearance of the
stag-beetles, though exactly what David had no idea. Then he gave a
little cackle of delight, for he saw that Bags had stopped in his
indolent stroll with the racquet-handle; then that he turned and was
coming back towards him. David lay down at full length and whistled in
an absent manner. Without looking, he became aware that Bags was
standing close to him.

“I say, Blazes, I want to tell you something,” said that
conscious-stricken one at length.

David sat up with an air of great surprise.

“Hallo: that you?” he said. “Tell away then, if it won’t take too long.”

“Well, it’s private. You must swear not to tell any one.”

David shook his head.

“Oh, I couldn’t do that,” he said.

“Why not?”

David turned on him an indulgent glance.

“Oh, I expect you know,” he said. “It’s partly because I know already
what you’re going to tell me, and partly because you’re a swindling,
stealing liar, and the sooner other chaps know that the better.”

Bags made a swinging blow in the air with his racquet-handle.

“Well then, I don’t care,” he said. “I’ll give you three of the jolliest
cuts you ever had at twelve.”

“Will you? After Ferrers Minor has told his story?” asked David.

“Well, I tried to get out of it,” said the unhappy Bags.

“There was an awful bright moon last night, Crabtree,” said David
thoughtfully. “But about what you want to tell me. It might make a
difference if you told me voluntarily.”

Bags capitulated.

“Well, then, I took your beastly stag-beetles, and put them back on your
bed when you had gone to your bath.”

“Oh, that was the way it was?” said David. “Pretty cute. But then, you
see, I was cuter. Ferrers Minor didn’t lie awake a minute, as far as I
know. But I saw you had a bad conscience. Can’t think why you didn’t
accept my challenge straight off. Why didn’t you?”

He looked at the dejected Bags, and his funny boyish little soul
suddenly grew perceptive.

“What’s the row, Bags?” he asked.

Bags sat down on the grass by him.

“I feel perfectly beastly,” he said. “You’re always horrid to me,
and—and I like you so awfully. You kicked me fit to kill last night,
just because I threw an ink-dart at you. I only did it for a lark, just
because I felt fit. And after I had taken your stags I was sorry, and I
tried to get out of your challenge, though I knew you would lose it.”

David ceased to sit in the seat of the scornful. Whatever Bags had done
(and he really had done a good deal) he had blurted out that “he liked
him so awfully.” It was no time to inquire whether he had seen Glanders
and not warned him, or to examine further into “the bally show.” What
Bags had said in all sincerity took rank over anything Bags might have
done. And with that he wiped the whole affair clean off his mind, and
held out a rather grubby hand.

“I bet we get on rippingly after this,” he said hopefully.




                               CHAPTER IV


David was swaggering about—neither more nor less—in the new school
blazer and eleven-cap on the morning of the cricket-match against Eagles
School, which was the great event of the entire year. But, as a matter
of fact, this swagger was but a hollow show, and though he was
completely conscious of being an object of envy and admiration in the
eyes of the small boys, or, indeed, of anybody who was not in the
eleven, he did not envy himself in the smallest degree. To begin with,
he had that which in later life is called an attack of nerves (though at
present it came under the general comprehensive head of “feeling
beastly”) which made his mouth dry and his hands damp and his inside
empty but not hungry. And, to make this worse, his father had announced
his intention of coming down to see the match. That might not sound
tragical, but to David it was the cause of awful apprehensions, which
require a true sympathy with the sensibilities attaching to the age of
thirteen fully to appreciate.

To begin with, his father was an Archdeacon, and since he wore a
shovel-hat and odd, black, wrinkled gaiters even when, as during last
summer holidays, he climbed the hills in the Lake District with a small
edition of the poems of Wordsworth in his pocket, from which he read
aloud at frequent halting-places, David had not allowed himself to hope
that on the present inauspicious occasion he would be dressed like any
other person, and so escape the biting criticisms that his curious
garments would be sure to call forth. But there was much worse than
this, for his father was going to stay with the Head over Sunday, and
was to preach in school chapel in the evening. That had occurred once
before, and the thought of the repetition of it made David feel cold all
over, for his father, among many other infelicitous remarks in the
course of an infliction which had lasted over half an hour, as timed by
the indignant holders of surreptitious watches, had alluded to the
chapel and the services there as the central happiness of school-life.
David had barely yet lived down that fatal phrase; everything connected
with chapel had been rechristened: the chapel bell had been called “the
central happiness bell”; it was time for “central happiness”; one was
late for “central happiness.” The school had been addressed as “lads in
the springtime of hope and promise”; it was the most deplorable affair.
And he might easily, in this coming trial, give birth to more of these
degrading expressions, which David felt to be a personal disgrace.

But it was not even his father’s dress nor his possible behaviour in the
pulpit that David dreaded most: it was the fear that he would again, as
he had expressed it before, “take part in their school-life.” On that
lamentable occasion he had had dinner with the boys, not sitting at the
masters’ table, which would have been bad enough, but side by side with
David at the table of the sixth form. As ill-luck had it, there was
provided for dinner that day beefsteak pudding, otherwise known as
“resurrection-bolly,” since it was firmly (though mistakenly) believed
that it was composed of all the scraps left on the plates during the
last week. This tradition was beyond all question of argument and
conjecture; it was founded on solid proof, since Ferrers had distinctly
recognised one day, in his portion of resurrection-bolly, a piece of
meat which he himself had intentionally left on his plate four days
previously. Consequently, however hungry you might be, it was a point of
etiquette never to eat a mouthful of resurrection-bolly; and David’s
misguided parent had not only eaten all his, but, like Oliver Twist, had
asked for more, and unlike him had obtained it, and eaten that as well
with praise and unction. Of course he could not be expected to know that
he had been eating scavenged remains (so much justice was done him), but
he had remarked on the excellence of it, whereas it was popularly
supposed to “stink.” Clearly, then, that was the sort of food which
Blaize was regaled on at home in the holidays, and witheringly sarcastic
pictures were drawn of Blaize’s pater in gaiters collecting scraps from
the dustbin in his shovel-hat, and gleefully taking them to the kitchen.

These miserable forebodings, well founded on bitter experience, were
interrupted by the arrival of the team from Eagles School, and the home
team took the visitors off to the dormitories to put on their flannels.
It fell to David’s lot to be host to a boy called Ward, of trying
deliberation in the matter of dress, who parted his hair four times
before he arrived at the desired result, and looked, with a marked
abstention from comment, at the decorations in David’s cubicle.
Consequently, when they got down to the field again, the rest of the two
elevens were practising at the nets, the grass was dotted over with
groups of boys whose parents had misguidedly determined to visit their
sons, while the happier class, unhampered with the dangers and
responsibilities attaching to relations, were comfortably dispersed on
rugs in the shade of the elms. David cast an anxious glance round to see
if his own responsibility had yet arrived, when his eye fell on the
figures at the nets, and the appalling truth burst upon him.

There was no possibility of mistake. Mingled with the crowd at the nets
on the other side of the field was a figure in gaiters and a shovel-hat
just taking off his coat and betraying—an added horror—a brown flannel
shirt. He held up a cricket-ball to his eye a moment, in the manner of
fifty years ago, and, taking a short stodgy run, delivered it. His hat
fell off and the ball was so wide that it went, not even into the net
for which it was intended, but into the next adjoining.

David’s companion saw (for that matter, David felt that all Europe saw)
and laughed lightly.

“I say, look at that funny old buffer in a flannel shirt!” he said. “He
bowled into the wrong net. I wonder why he wears such rummy clothes.”

David felt his heart sink into the toes of his cricket-boots, and leak
out. But there was no help for it: his father was perfectly certain to
kiss him when he joined the fellows at the nets, and the truth might as
well come out now.

“Oh, that’s my pater,” he said.

“Oh, is it?” said Ward politely, with a faint suppressed smile. “But I
expect he’s—he’s awfully clever, isn’t he? My guv’nor played cricket
for England one year, and made fifty.”

Just then David was beyond the reach of human comfort. At any other time
it would have been a glorious thing to be walking with the son of a man
who had made fifty for England, but just now such glory was in total
eclipse. There, fifty yards away, was his own father putting his
shovel-hat on again: he wore gaiters and a flannel shirt, he bowled into
the wrong net, he would preach to-morrow, and perhaps again eat twice of
resurrection-bolly. But a certain innate loyalty made him stand up for
this parody of a parent.

“Oh, my father doesn’t know a thing about cricket,” he said, “but he’s
frightfully clever. He writes books about”—David could not remember
what they were about—“he writes books that are supposed to be jolly
good. He took a double-first at Oxford, too.”

The Archdeacon had seen his son, and, to David’s great relief, did not
bowl any more, but came towards him. There were bad moments to follow,
for he kissed him in sight of the whole school, at which Ward looked
delicately away. Also he had turned up the sleeves of his brown flannel
shirt (as if brown flannel was not bad enough) and revealed the fact
that below it he wore a long-sleeved Jaeger vest. How hopelessly
impossible that was words fail to convey. Nobody ever wore vests in the
summer: you had your coat, waistcoat and shirt, and then it was you. It
was “fuggy” to wear a vest in the summer unless you had a cold, and
everybody would see that he had a fuggy father. And, oh, the idiocy of
his attempting to bowl! It was pure “swank” to try it, for at home he
never joined in his children’s games, but here the deplorable habit of
“joining in the life of the place” asserted itself. The same habit made
him, when at the seaside, talk knowingly to bewildered fishermen, before
whom he soon exposed his ignorance by mistaking a mackerel for a
herring, or, when in Switzerland in summer holidays, to walk about the
milder slopes of the Alps with a climber’s rope about his shoulders and
a piece of edelweiss stuck into his shovel-hat. If he would only stick
to the things at which he was “frightfully clever,” and not go careering
about in these amateur excursions!

Presently the field was cleared for the match; the home side won the
toss, and poor David, who was going in fifth wicket, endured the
tortures of the lost. His father sat next him on a bench in front of the
pavilion, still with his coat off, and continued to enter into the life
of the place by pouring forth torrents of the most dreadful
conversation. There were crowds of boys sitting and standing close round
them, every one could hear exactly what was being said, and every one,
David made no doubt, was saving it up for exact reproduction afterwards.

“And Virgil,” he said, “you wrote to me that you were reading the story
of Dido, _Infandum regina jubes_—but we must attend to the cricket,
mustn’t we? Ha! There’s a fine hit! Well played, sir; well played
indeed.”

The fine hit in question was accomplished by Stone. To any one who knew
the rudiments it was perfectly plain that he intended to drive the ball,
but, mishitting it, had snicked it off the edge of his bat through the
slips, where it should have been caught. Instead of which it went to the
boundary.

“Four, a fine four,” said the Archdeacon enthusiastically. “Ah,
butter-fingers! The wicket-keeper should have fielded that.”

“It was only being thrown in to the bowler,” said David.

“Ah, but if the wicket-keeper had fielded it, he might have stumped the
batsman,” said his father knowingly, suddenly and pleasantly recalling
fragments of cricket-lore long since forgotten. “The batsman was yards
out of the—the popping crease.”

Quite without warning a small boy standing close behind where they sat
burst into a bubble of irrepressible giggling, and walked rapidly away,
cramming his handkerchief into his mouth. Otherwise just close round
them was dead silence and attention, and David looked in impotent
exasperation at the rows of rapt faces and slightly quivering mouths,
knowing that this priceless conversation was being carefully stored up.
He was aware that his father was being gloriously funny, that if it had
been anybody else’s father who was enunciating those views, he would
have listened with internal quiverings, or, like Stephens, would have
found himself compelled to move away from politeness. But, agitated and
nervous, waiting for his innings, he could see nothing funny about it.
Wearily he explained that you could not be stumped off a hit to the
boundary, that you were given four runs without running for them; but
his father thought it an arguable point, and argued. . . .

Two wickets fell in rapid succession after this, and David began putting
on his pads. Aunt Eleanor’s five shillings had been spent in a left-hand
glove, and even at this dark and anxious moment it afforded him a gleam
of consolation. But the donning of these protective articles awoke
further criticism.

“Why are you putting all those things on, my boy?” asked the Archdeacon.
“You shouldn’t be afraid of a knock or two. Why, we never thought
anything of a shooter on the shins when I was a lad. And gloves: surely
you can’t bat in gloves.”

Firm, fixed smiles illuminated the faces of those round. David had
rubbed the second glove in, so to speak, rather profusely during this
last week; the school generally had heard a little too much about it.
But David was hearing a little too much about it now . . . and a shooter
on the shins! how could a shooter hit your shins? Blazes’ pater was
talking through his hat, that very odd hat.

“Oh, every one wears pads, and gloves, if they’ve got them,” said David
rather viciously.

“Well, well, I suppose we were rather too Spartan for these days,” said
his father. “Ah, well blocked; well blocked, sir.”

Things were going badly for the home-side; four wickets had fallen for
thirty, and David was feeling colder and clammier every moment. This was
far the most important match of the year, and he knew quite well that it
largely lay on him to stem the tide of disaster. He knew, too, even more
keenly, that he did not like the look of one of the bowlers in the very
least. The wicket was fiery, and he was bumping in the most
nerve-shattering manner. He himself was, primarily, a bowler; but, owing
to the twenty-five runs he had made last week, was put in fifth wicket,
instead of being reserved for the tail, when, the sting being taken out
of the bowling, he would have been quite likely to make runs. But this
morning the sting had not at all been taken out of the bowling; it was
still detestably steady, and he saw, in the agonised period of waiting
for the next wicket to fall, that he ought to play a careful game, and
wait for opportunities of scoring instead of running any risks. On the
other hand, with his nerves in this condition, he felt that nothing
could give him confidence except one or two proper slogs. With them duly
accomplished he thought he could wipe off the paralysing effect of his
father’s presence and conversation. Then came a shout of “How’s that?”
from the field, and Stone was out, caught at the wicket.

There were three more balls in that over, to be delivered, not by the
bumping terror, but by a slow bowler, and, as David walked out to the
pitch, he abandoned prudence, and determined to hit out, if possible, at
once, and so get the confidence he needed. He looked carefully round the
field; and stood to receive his first ball.

If he had been able to choose, he would have selected no other ball than
that. It was a half-volley, clear of his off-stump, the very ball to
smite at. He did so, and in the very moment of hitting he heard that he
had mistimed it. Somehow or other he got right underneath it, and it
soared and soared almost straight up in the air. As he ran, he knew the
feverish clapping of one pair of hands, and his father’s voice shouting,
“Well hit, well hit, David.”

Then the ball was easily caught by cover-point, and David was sure that
never till the end of his life would he be able to get over what had
happened. He was out, first ball, off a simple half-volley in the match
of the year. Everybody, from Jessop downwards, would know and would
despise him. And it was the boy whose father had made fifty for England
who had caught him.

It is falsely said that the serious troubles of life only begin when
manhood is reached. There was never anything so grotesquely untrue. When
manhood is reached, on the contrary, the apparently irremediable nature
of most events almost ceases. The man, though bitterly disappointed in
one direction, has the power of seeing that there are other directions;
he knows also that, though he is acutely unhappy at the moment, his
misery will be alleviated not only by his own efforts but by the mere
passage of time. But to any boy whose keenness and enthusiasm promises
well for the future, no such alleviation is possible. He has no
knowledge of the healing power of time in these crucial years, no
realisation that other opportunities will come; his misery, like his
happiness, is exclusive of all other considerations. The moment to David
was completely horrible: he was out on this monumental occasion without
scoring, while his hopeless father, though with no sarcastic intention,
had shouted “Well hit, David.” And there was this added sting in that
simple phrase, that now every boy in the school would know what his
Christian name was. For Christian names at Helmsworth were hidden
secrets: if you liked a boy very much you might tell him what your
Christian name was, but to have it publicly shouted out, so that every
one knew, was quite horrible. And as he walked back to the pavilion the
world contained no more for him than that he was out first ball, and
that his name was David. All sorts of stories from the book of Kings,
which, most unfortunately, was being read just now at morning chapel,
would be treasured up against him. They would ask after Jesse, and as
likely as not his stag-beetles would be known as Bathsheba and Uriah.

The innings of the home-side proceeded disastrously. The whole team was
out before lunch for seventy-two, and Eagles made twenty before the
interval without loss of a wicket. David, at present, had not been put
on to bowl, and was fielding deep, near where the Archdeacon was sitting
talking to Goggles and Carrots, who were apparently instructing him
about the disposition of the field, while the Archdeacon, in his manly
way, deplored the fact that the wicket-keeper wore gloves and pads. Also
he thought that boundaries were an effeminate institution; in his day
everything had to be run out (“and a jolly lot of running you had to
do,” thought David). But with optimistic hospitality, Helmsworth hoped
that lunch would worry the batsmen, though Helmsworth howling apparently
did not, and were assiduous in filling their visitors’ plates and
glasses. David’s acquaintance of the morning, who had made fifteen out
of the twenty runs already scored, proved himself as distinguished at
table as he was at the wickets, and ate lobster-salad in perfectly
incredible quantities.

During the last fortnight, friendship had prospered, as David had
thought probable, between Bags and himself, and Bags, who did not, so to
speak, know a bat from a ball, and so was not called upon to defend the
honour of Helmsworth, had a wise thought that day. He had been of the
group that had listened retentively to the Archdeacon’s preposterous
conversation, and had seen David’s inglorious and fruitless innings.
Then came the wise thought: “it must be jolly difficult to play cricket
if your pater is making an ass of himself,” and directly after lunch
Bags proceeded to tempt the pater away from the field. He got hold of
the key of chapel, listened with sycophantic interest to legends about
the saints in the windows, and managed to inveigle him into a long
stroll round the grounds. There was something heroic about this, for,
though Bags could not play cricket, he wanted to watch it, and in
especial to watch David. For when he was nice, he was, in Bags’s
unspoken phrase, “such an awfully fetching chap.” He had all that one
boy admires in another: he was quick and ready of laughter, he was in
the eleven, which was an attraction, he was very good-looking, which was
another, and in point of fact, at that portentous moment when it was
made matter of common knowledge that Blaize’s Christian name was David,
Bags would have rather liked it if some one had proclaimed that his own
name was Jonathan. But, as it was only George, it might as well remain a
secret.

Now David was a bowler of the type known as “wily.” In other words, he
bowled balls apparently so slow and stupid and devoid of all merit that
a batsman who did not know quite all about them felt insulted and tried
to do impossible things with them. So, the score having risen to thirty
without the loss of a wicket, Stone said, “Try an over this end,
Blazes.”

David had seen the departure of his father with Bags from the field, and
felt enormously better. Another opportunity in a new direction, had
come, and as he took up the ball his fingers tingled with possibilities.
He had a few practice-balls, sauntering up to the crease, and pitching
them slow and high without any spin. Then epical matters began.

He took an enormous prancing run at top speed, and delivered a ball of
surpassing slowness. Ward, who received it, suspected there was
something funny about it (which there wasn’t), and, as it was clearly
off the wicket, he left it alone. The next one was a slow, straight
half-volley which he very properly hit for four; so also was the next,
with which he did likewise. Then came the wile: David’s fourth ball, for
which he did not take nearly so long a run, was considerably faster than
the other two. Ward completely mistimed it, and was bowled. Off the last
ball of his over, a really fast one, he caught and bowled the incomer.

This was better, though still bad. Two wickets were down for
thirty-eight, whereas none had been down for thirty. Then ensued an hour
of tip-top excitement, at the end of which nine wickets were down for
seventy, of which David had taken seven. As it was a one-day’s match, it
was to be decided on the first innings, if there was not time for two,
and at that rose-coloured moment David was probably the most popular
person in Surrey.

It was his over again. His first two balls each narrowly missed the
wicket, the third was gently spooned into his hands, and he promptly
dropped it. The fourth was hit for four, and Eagles had won by one
wicket. With his next ball David captured the remaining wicket; but he
had already lost the match for them by dropping the easiest catch ever
seen.

Two exultant batsmen and eleven miserable fielders went towards the
pavilion. Stone, with spurious consolation, slipped his arm into
David’s, as they walked.

“By Jove, well bowled, Blazes,” he said. “You took eight wickets for
about thirty. Jolly good for your average.”

“Oh, blast my average,” said David. “As if I didn’t know I lost the
match.”

David’s comment was more in tune with the popular verdict than Stone’s.
It was quite certain that Helmsworth would have won had not that ass
Blazes (David Blazes) dropped the “pottiest” catch ever seen. Exactly as
in the world afterwards, his achievement in having so nearly won the
match for them by his bowling was entirely wiped out by his subsequent
mistake. Criticism, in fact, had nothing to argue about; it was all so
clear. And, as tea was in progress in the tent, Bags and the Archdeacon,
in a state of high animation, appeared on the lurid scene. They were
instructed as to the result.

“Somebody caught you; you couldn’t catch him?” said David’s father
playfully.

“Yes, just that,” said David, wanting the earth to open . . . he could
have caught that ball with his eyes shut. . . .

The Archdeacon found himself next Goggles, who had told him that morning
the difference between point and short-leg.

“I have been seeing the chapel-organ,” he said, “my young friend
Crabtree tells me you will play to-morrow. A noble instrument. And now
we have returned to see some more cricket. I am afraid the Blaize family
have not helped you much to-day, but to-morrow we will try again. David
is in the choir, is he not? One of us in the choir, the other in the
pulpit. Tea? Thank you, a cup of tea after the excitement of the match
would not be amiss.”

David felt as if he was being publicly insulted, though all that was
really at fault was his father’s friendly adaptability. He had been
markedly interested in cricket, when cricket was predominant, but, the
excitement of that being over, he transferred his mind to the next
engrossing topic, which was Sunday, when the Blaize family would make
another effort. But he erred in not adapting himself to the age and
outlook of those with whom he strove to identify himself, and in
thinking that it was possible for a boy in the school eleven who had
nearly won and then quite lost the match for his side to treat a tragedy
like that lightly, or feel the smallest interest in pulpits or choirs.

An hour of cricket succeeded tea, but, since it was impossible to arrive
at a finished second innings, this was but a tepid performance, and,
after the Eagles eleven had been speeded with cheers, in which David’s
father joined with wavings of his curious hat, he turned to more serious
concerns again, and took David off for a stroll in the grounds to have a
paternal talk to him. There was comedy in some of these proceedings, for
when they had put a hundred yards or so between them and the
cricket-field, the Archdeacon took out a cigarette-case.

“I should not like to be seen smoking,” he said, “by any of your
companions, but I think we are unobserved now.”

David nearly laughed, but managed not to. As luck would have it, his
father had stopped on the very spot which was sacred to the meetings of
the Smoking Club.

“The Head smokes,” he said encouragingly. He saw, too, that his father’s
brand of cigarettes was that preferred by the Smoking Club.

Then ensued the serious talk. Cricket was commended in moderation, but
as an amusement only, not as an end in itself. David’s school-work was
gone into, and he gave again the information he had put into his Sunday
letter a few weeks ago. Then, it appeared, his father had heard a boy
swear as he watched the cricket-match, and hoped that such a thing was a
rare if not a unique occurrence, and David, with the barrier of age
rising swiftly and impregnably between them, hoped so too.
Transitionally, noticing the blue of the July sky, the true meaning of
the Latin word _caeruleus_ was debated, and David cordially agreed that
it probably meant grey and not blue. Then his prayers were touched on,
which, as a rule, were not very fervent performances. This morning,
however, he had said one prayer with extreme earnestness to the effect
that Helmsworth should win the cricket-match which they had just lost,
and David, after the views that had been expressed on the subject of
cricket, felt it better not to give details on this subject. Take it
altogether, the talk was hardly a success, David’s father feeling that
the boy was not “being open with him,” which was perfectly true, and
David feeling that his father didn’t understand anything at all about
him. This happened to be true also; at any rate, his father had no
conception of what it felt like to be thirteen, any more than David had
any conception of what it felt like to be forty-five. Then came the one
bright spot.

“The Head is very well satisfied with you,” said his father as they
turned.

Instantly David’s eye brightened.

“Oh, is he really?” he asked. “How awfully ripping. Even after——”

He stopped, knowing that his father would not understand.

“Even after what?” said he.

David blushed.

“Oh, it was nothing,” he said. “I only was going to say after missing
that catch. But—but I suppose he would think that didn’t matter.
Though, of course, he’s awfully keen for the school to win the Eagles
match.”

He left his father at the Head’s house, and walked back across the field
to the museum class-room, where he was already late for preparation, as
the lock-up bell had sounded ten minutes before. He knew quite well that
his father was fond of him, and was anxious about his well-being, but
somehow the serious talks froze him up, and he could not feel all the
things he knew he was expected to feel. It was so odd not knowing that
fellows swore when they jammed their fingers in doors, or were suddenly
annoyed at anything. Probably grown-up people did not, but that was
because they were grown-up. He was afraid it was a distinct relief that
the “jaw” was over, and on the top of that, in a way that he did not
understand, he was sorry he was glad. And then suddenly he swept all
those puzzling regrets off his mind, and he became alertly and
absolutely thirteen again.

Walking across the field towards him came Mr. Dutton, who, on his
approach, as David’s extremely observant eye noted, put something in his
coat-pocket in an interesting and furtive manner. Without doubt he had
been smoking his pipe, as he came from common-room, a thing which all
the school knew was forbidden to masters in the school precincts, for
fear of the bad example to the boys. This was interesting; it might lead
to something; and David, knowing that the fact that he had been walking
with his father neutralised all possible penalties for being late for
lock-up, advanced timidly, as if he thought he was detected in some
breach of rules.

Mr. Dutton had just come out of meat-tea with the other masters, and was
feeling autocratic. He called David in a peremptory and abrupt manner.

“Come here, Blaize,” he said.

Now Mr. Dutton was not at all a nice young man, and his unpopularity in
the school was perfectly justified. He had favourites, usually pink,
pretty little boys, whose misdoings he treated with leniency, while
those who were not distinguished with his regard he visited with the
hundred petty tyrannies which his mastership gave him the opportunity of
exercising. He also had an effective trick of sarcastic speech which is
an unfair weapon to employ to those who are not in a position to answer
back. And of all those under his charge there was none whom he so
cordially disliked as David, who returned the aversion with uncommon
heartiness. Mr. Dutton was often not quite sure whether David, under a
polite demeanour, was not “cheeking” him (though he need not have had
any doubt whatever on the matter), and he was also aware that all the
impositions which he set the boy did not make him in the least an object
of reverence. However, in a small way, he could make himself burdensome.

“It’s after lock-up, Blaize,” he said. “What are you doing out?”

“Only walking about, sir,” said David.

“Did you know it was after lock-up?”

David looked guilty and shifted from one foot to another.

“Ye-es, sir,” he said.

“Then you will write out two hundred lines of the fourth ‘Æneid’ and
bring them to me on Monday evening. I suppose you thought that your
heroic performance to-day, that splendid innings of yours which came to
an end a little prematurely, perhaps, and the wonderful catch you so
nearly held, entitled you to place yourself above school-rules.”

This was excellent Duttonese, cutting and insulting, and impossible to
answer without risk of further penalties for insolence. For the moment
David’s face went crimson with anger, and Mr. Dutton rejoiced in his
mean heart, and proceeded to pile up irony. He had forgotten the pipe in
his pocket, the smoke of which curled thinly up. But David had not
forgotten it, nor did he fail to see that the Head was coming up across
the field towards them with his swift, rocking motion, and a vengeance
of a singularly pleasant kind suggested itself to him. Had not Dubs made
himself so gratuitously offensive, he would not have dreamed of taking
it; if he had even only stopped there, he might not have done so. But
the disgusting Dubs, intoxicated with his own eloquence, and rejoicing
to see David writhing under it, did not stop.

“It was a grand day for you, was it not?” proceeded this odious man,
“with your father to look on, and call out ‘Well played, Blaize’—I beg
your pardon, ‘Well played, David.’ And to finish with being late for
lock-up is a fine achievement.”

The Head was close to them now, coming up silently, on the grass behind
Mr. Dutton. At a few yards distance he joined in the colloquy.

“What is all this? What is all this?” he inquired.

Mr. Dutton turned.

“Blaize is late for lock-up,” he said. “I have just set him two hundred
lines.”

“Well, Blaize?” said the Head.

David shook off the guilty slouch, and stood erect and confident.

“Please, sir, I was walking with my father,” he said. “Mr. Dutton didn’t
ask me to explain, as he went on about my being out first ball and
missing that catch.”

“You have only just left your father?” asked the Head.

“Yes, sir, two minutes ago.”

The Head nodded.

“We will remit that imposition,” he observed.

Then David suddenly stared at that which he had been secretly glancing
at, namely, the whorl of smoke from Mr. Dutton’s pocket.

“Please, sir, you’re burning,” he said, anxiously pointing at it.
“Something is burning in your pocket.”

The Head transferred his awful eye to Mr. Dutton, and sniffed with his
omniscient nose.

“You may go, Blaize,” he said. “Well, Mr. Dutton?”

David scuttled off.

“Scored off, you cad,” he said to himself, still hot with indignation at
these insults.

                 *        *        *        *        *

But, as David had expected, there were far worse things to be faced than
the sarcasms of Mr. Dutton. Since the conclusion of the match, David’s
performances, heavily handicapped by those of his father, had been
subjected to serious debate, and had been found to be wholly
unsatisfactory. It was true that he had captured a quantity of Eagles’
wickets at small cost, but with the match in his hands, literally in his
hands, he had let it go. Taking his record as a whole, therefore, his
futile innings being also brought under scrutiny, it was fair to make
unkind allusions to his father. There were dissentients from the general
view, the chief of whom was Bags, who said hotly that it was a “chouse”
to rag Blazes, considering that if it hadn’t been for him Eagles would
probably have won by eight wickets instead of one, for who stood the
slightest chance of getting out the fellow whose father had made fifty
for England, even weighted as he was with salad of many lobsters? But
this view was that of a small minority, and an untrustworthy sort of
hush settled down on the first-form class-room as David entered with
simulated composure. No master was in charge during this hour of
preparation on Saturday evening, and though every boy had to sit at his
desk, talking was allowed. Sometimes a sort of patrol-master visited
them, and occasionally, for a pleasant surprise, the Head came round,
the knowledge of which possibility checked any exuberance; but, provided
that no row was made, there was nothing to be feared.

So there was an uncomfortable silence when David entered, the sarcastic
intention of which was not lost on him, for there was no mistaking the
chilliness of his reception. Bags, it is true, greeted him with a
“Hullo, Blazes,” but otherwise nothing was said. Then trouble gently
began to accumulate, like the quiet piling up of thunder-clouds, with
Old Testament allusions.

“I say, Jesse must have been a fine old chap,” said somebody. “He had
such lots of sons.”

“Oh, did he?” asked somebody else politely. “How many?”

“’Bout ten. But the elder ones didn’t seem to matter much.”

There was a dead silence, and David gathered himself up within himself.
Then conversation began again, with rustling of the leaves of Bibles, to
refresh memories.

“I suppose Jesse was a Jew.”

“Oh, rather. That’s why Bags is so keen about his kids. I say, it’s
sausages to-morrow, isn’t it?”

“Yes; Bags and Jesse and the kids won’t have any breakfast. Bad luck.”

David looked up, and caught Bags’s mild eye, which was gleaming with
sympathetic martyrdom. Then the attack became more direct.

“I say, Da—I mean, Blazes—I hope you had a good blow-out to-night.”

David had got a certain fighting-light in his eye, which Bags altogether
lacked. He replied briskly:

“Yes, thanks,” he said. “But why?”

“Oh, I didn’t know. As there are sausages for breakfast——” and a
subdued giggle went round.

David opened the lid of his desk.

“I say, Mullins,” he remarked to the last speaker, “if you don’t know,
you’d better find out. I’ll ask you about it when we go up to
dormitory.”

“Right oh,” said Mullins, strong in the consciousness of numbers to back
him; “but lots of chaps will tell you.”

“Then I’ll ask them all,” said David. “Two at a time, if they funk.”

His heart quaked, but the essence of courage is not that your heart
should not quake, but that nobody else should know that it does.

“Jesse had younger sons as well,” said somebody else, while Mullins was
thinking about this. “There was one who was ruddy. I should think it was
beastly to be ruddy.”

“Oh, yes. He was an awful corker, and kept sheep. Don’t suppose he could
keep wickets or anything like that. Probably he couldn’t hold the
simplest catch, either. But I expect he could spoon them up himself, all
right. Old Jesse would like that. He would probably say ‘Well played.’”

“I say, _what_ was the name of the kid?” asked a voice in tones of the
intensest interest.

David had been rummaging in his desk in a meaningless manner, not in
order to find anything, but to have something to do to cover his
self-consciousness. But when this direct question was asked his hand
closed firmly on a tight, solid classical dictionary, and he waited for
the answer.

“I think he was called David,” said Mullins, who had plucked up again
after David’s threat, which had silenced him for the time. “Yes, David,
I think,” he repeated.

“Oh, do you?” said David, and before Mullins had time to guard, the
classical dictionary, discharged with low trajectory, hit him violently
on the nose, which proceeded to bleed.

“And if anybody else wants to talk about David, that’s what he’ll get.
Chuck it up here, Bags.”

Bags gave a shriek of exultation, as he returned the dictionary.

“Jolly good shot,” he said. “Bang on the proboscis.”

Though David had followed that excellent maxim of war, “If in an
inferior position, attack,” he probably would have thought twice, had he
not completely lost his temper before attacking, for almost everybody
but Bags seemed to have coalesced against him, and he was taking on
rather a large order. But the very suddenness and savageness of the
attack certainly surprised the hosts of the enemy for a moment, and the
gore-streaked Mullins retired to comfort his nose amid dead silence. But
David’s cause was an unpopular one, and he knew it. The Eagles match was
won, except for him, and no one was level-headed enough to reflect that
it would have been much more decisively lost without him. Under the
circumstances, though he had silenced Mullins altogether (for Mullins
certainly would not want to be hurt again, and David in his present mood
did not care two straws whether he himself was hurt or not), he knew
that he must expect a disagreeable evening.

David would have supplied that night an excellent concrete example to
any philosopher who wished to study the unstable nature of popularity.
During that exquisite hour when he was tying up and confusing the Eagles
side with his “wily” bowling there was no bounds to his popularity, and
in one moment, by the insufficient closing of his hand, he had forfeited
it all. Bags alone was faithful, and though that shot with the classical
dictionary had silenced one of his tormentors, it had been a great
mistake. For any one who had lost the match so palpably as he had done
must expect to have sarcastic remarks made, and if David had only taken
them with the meekness that their justice demanded there would probably
soon have been a truce to his punishment. But meekness, unfortunately,
was one of those Christian qualities which he was totally devoid of,
and, though his summary hard-cornered answer to Mullins had been
successful enough, he found that, even if it had been possible to
continue making violent assaults on everybody, he had not the heart to
do so, so chilly and dispiriting was the general attitude towards him.
Stone, for instance, though he had congratulated David on his bowling
directly after the match, was swayed by popular feeling, and when, on
going up to dormitory, David offered him one of his supper biscuits,
which was highly sought after, Stone said “No thanks,” in a tone that
would have chilled a salamander. No one definitely cut him, and there
were no more direct allusions to the son of Jesse, for the portent of
Mullins’s nose was a danger-signal which it would have been folly to
disregard; but if he spoke, he was answered in polite monosyllables, and
if he joined a chattering group, the chatter ceased until he went away
again. No one but Bags came to sit on his bed, and though he made
pretence of being particularly communicative and cheerful, he jested
with a hollow heart.

Next morning was Sunday, and, in lieu of early school, the boys were
allowed to spend the hour before breakfast at the bathing-place. But
when David asked Stone to come and bathe with him Stone replied that he
was engaged to Mullins, and it was bitter to see Ferrers lend Mullins
his towel (though after he had finished with it himself) and find that
Mullins, fat, stupid Mullins, was regarded not only as an injured
person, which anybody could see who looked at his face, but an unjustly
injured person. And in the middle of David’s bathe, who should appear
but the Archdeacon himself! It is true that he went to the far end of
the bathing-place, which was known as the masters’ bathing-place, where
the Head himself sometimes swam fiercely about; but the stout apparition
of his father, clad in a striped jersey, cut off at the knees and
shoulders, standing on the header-board was a distracting affair. Even
the loyal Bags, who had followed David down to keep him company (for
Bags was not allowed to bathe, having a weak heart), even Bags gazed in
dismay at that squat, square form, and said “Lor’.” Simultaneously
somebody behind David remarked:

“Anyhow, he takes his gaiters off.”

David felt too desolate to resent this; also he was watching his father,
almost praying that he should take a neat header. But a loud, flat smack
was heard as he fell into the water.

And Ferrers said to Mullins:

“I say, can your pater take belly-floppers?”

Then Mullins (with a watchful eye on David) as he dried himself with
Ferrers’s towel, began to whistle “Once in royal David’s city.” Other
boys began to whistle it too. It was all deplorable.

The day had begun badly and continued badly. David offered to share his
hymn-book with the boy who sat next him in chapel, who appeared not to
see what he did. He asked Stone to come for a walk with him after
chapel, and again Stone was engaged to Mullins. But all the time Bags
was waiting like a dog to divert and console his master if only his
master would allow him, eagerly braving the unpleasantness of alliance
with the unpopular side, and though, twenty-four hours ago, David would
have scouted the idea of Bags consoling him, he turned to him eagerly
now, and even allowed him to have the Monarch’s travelling-carriage in
his pocket at dinner. And though all the slights and sneers which
surrounded them were of the general nature of chaff, they were of the
species of chaff which is meant to hurt. As Bags had once acutely
remarked, you can hit a fellow over the head just to show you like him,
but you can do the very same thing in an opposite spirit, and it was
this spirit just now that animated these small boys. It was “a rag,” no
doubt, but a rag with a sting in it, for David was paying the penalty of
having been popular, as well as of having disappointed his admirers.

But an eye, wholly unsuspected, was watching the situation. The Head was
perfectly aware that David had lost the match against Eagles (though he
had so nearly won it); he was aware also what manner of impression
David’s father would make on his irreverent school, and when all day he
saw David no longer the centre of groups that were making rather more
noise than was necessary, but either alone, or with Bags, he took
counsel with himself and stroked his grey beard for several minutes.
Then he went across to the museum, where the first form were sitting
under Mr. Dutton, about the time that the Catechism would be finished
and the third missionary journey embarked on. There, having excused Mr.
Dutton, he suddenly addressed David.

“Blaize,” he said, “though it is Sunday, and we are in school, I must
just congratulate you on your bowling performance yesterday. I have
watched a good deal of cricket at Helmsworth for the last twenty years,
and it was by far the finest piece of bowling I can remember. The school
ought to be proud of you. Now, for our work. Antioch! Stone, where is
Antioch?”

There was no getting round this. Stone, Ferrers, David, and Bags walked
arm-in-arm to chapel together. And Mullins’s nose suddenly became the
subject of unkind and universal comment.




                               CHAPTER V


David returned from the station on Monday morning, where he had been
permitted to go, in order to see his father off, in extremely good
spirits, with his straw hat, trimmed with the school eleven colours,
well back on his head, his hands in his pockets, where one caressed five
distinct shillings, the other the travelling-carriage of the Monarch,
while fragments of cheerful tunes came piercingly forth from the
aperture caused by his broken tooth. The shape of this orifice no doubt
had something to do with the deafening quality of his whistle, which
went through the head of the hearer like the chirping of a canary in a
circumscribed room, and when deeds of infamy, such as illicit feasts,
were going on in the bushes at the far end of the second-club field, he
was often suitably bribed to keep watch at the railings nearest the
school buildings, for his whistle carried that distance quite easily.
There was therefore, when his melodies were heard, time to remove all
traces of debauch before Dubs or any other incarnation of danger could
arrive. So desirable, indeed, was the gift of a really resonant whistle
that Ferrers had at one time begun operations on one of his own front
teeth with the file on his nail-scissors in order to get a similar
configuration, but increasing tenderness had made him desist before he
had got far.

David was conscious of a great many things that made for cheerfulness.
His father, to begin with, had put himself gloriously right with the
school, and had, very wisely, left in the hour of supreme popularity, so
that there was no fear of his forfeiting, by gaiters or Christian names
or flat headers at the bathing-place, or any such tragic follies, the
esteem he had won. For, greatly daring, as it seemed to the boys, he had
asked the Head to grant an extra half-holiday, and the announcement that
it would be given this afternoon, “in honour of his visit,” had duly
appeared on the school notice-board. It was supposed by some one who had
seen his flat header that the phrase “in honour of his visit” must mark
a sarcastic intention on the part of the Head, but whether that was so
or not there was no doubt about the half-holiday, which was all that
mattered. Even David, when quite respectfully appealed to, had no clear
idea as to why his father’s visit was an honour, but supposed it must
have something to do with the books he wrote, which were printed by the
Clarendon Press at Oxford. In any case, he felt quite certain now that
all the errors of which his father had been guilty would be pardoned and
forgotten, and that he would never hear any more of his hat or his
gaiters, of his excruciating performance at the cricket-nets, of his
belly-floppers into the bathing-place, of his betrayal of his own son’s
Christian name, or finally of the disastrous discourse he had
unfortunately delivered at school-chapel on Sunday evening. For the
moment, as he remembered that, David’s whistle ceased, and he clutched
at the five shillings and the Monarch’s travelling-carriage for comfort.
It had been too awful: not only had he talked the most dreadful rot
about the joy and peace of the chapel services (same as last year, only
worse) under the influence of which all troubles and anxiety melted
away, but he had gone on and on and on in a manner quite unparalleled.
For forty stricken minutes he had detained them (Stone said forty-two),
which beat all known records by at least nine minutes, and it was no
wonder that the boy next David had written “AND NOW” in capital letters
on the fly-leaf of his hymn-book and passed it to him. . . . But that
was all over; he had made the most honourable amends, and David knew
that his father would be considered a credit to him. Indeed that “he was
a first-rate old buffer” was quite a moderate estimate of him, and one
given by the most critical.

There were other satisfactory points about him also. He had asked that
David should be allowed to see him off at the station, so that he could
have a further talk with him. This meant missing half an hour (or more,
if he lingered on his way back, as he was doing) of repetition of Latin
prose. David had not been certain, at starting, that he would not sooner
do prose repetition than have more “jaw”; but the “jaw,” when it came,
was of the most delightful kind. Not only was he certainly to go to
Marchester in September, but, after consultation with the Head, it had
been settled that he was to go there next week to try for one of the
scholarships, a wholly lovely adventure. Apparently—this was news to
David—his work had shown great improvement during this last term; it
showed signs of perception and taste, and, though greatly wanting in
accuracy, which, the Archdeacon reminded him, could always be attained
by the industrious and painstaking, it might prove up to
scholarship-level. David did not attend much to these generalities: the
point was that he would go to Marchester for a three-days’ examination
next week.

Finally, as a cause of happiness, his father had on the platform
presented him with the five shillings that now he clutched in his
pocket, to commemorate his having got into the school eleven. That
presentation had been so sheer a surprise that David could have fallen
flat on his face with astonishment. He would have expected, if the fatal
topic of cricket was to occur again, to be reminded that it was only a
game, and to be bidden to take thought of it just as such and no more;
but to be tipped on such a scale had not entered into his most sanguine
calculations. Then the train had come in, and David submitted to be
kissed publicly without shying, even though a small vendor of papers,
with whom he had slight differences before this, ceased shouting “Dily
Mile,” and squeaked “Kiss me, ducky,” in perfectly audible tones. He
could be dealt with after the train had gone. . . .

So his father waved his shovel-hat from the window and David his straw
hat from the platform, after which he twitched off the paper vendor’s
cap and rubbed his face upwards with it, and hit him on the hands so
that he dropped all his papers and strolled back to school again in the
highest spirits. And not only were his spirits high, but, for the first
time in his life, he was conscious of how happy he was, instead of just
being happy. This morning he seemed to stand away from himself and envy
the boy (only it was himself) who was going to try for a Marchester
scholarship next week, and was certainly going there in September, and
had five shillings and two stag-beetles in his pocket, and was in the
school eleven. Child though he was, consciousness of self had come to
him: he knew that his head was full of delightful plans, that his limbs
were taut and strong, that he was set in the enchanted garden of the
world. He said, “By Gosh!” and saluted the discovery by kicking an empty
tobacco-tin that lay in the road with such firm accuracy that it flew
with a whirring, gong-like sound over the fence of the house where the
assistant masters of the school lodged, and David thought it wise to go
swiftly away, and not look behind.

He dropped to a sober pace again after putting a corner between himself
and the masters’ house into the garden of which the empty tin had so
pleasantly flown, and from mere happiness made a quantity of good
resolutions, one of which he immediately put into effect by not going
into the tobacco-shop where he had originally intended to buy a packet
of cigarettes as a present for the Smoking Club. Just now the solid
satisfaction of life rendered unnecessary such minor adjuncts, and,
since he did not like smoking, it was convenient that it happened to be
contrary to school rules. There were such hosts of things pleasant and
not against school rules, that he wished, by way of a thank-offering for
them, to resolve on a virtuous life. He really would get up at the sound
of the first bell in the morning for the future, he would not smoke any
more, he would not look up the answers to sums before he wrestled with
them, nor copy out on his shirt-cuff the principal rivers of Russia.
They were there now in fact, and in this sudden access of being good
because he was happy, he stopped then and there, and, with a piece of
india-rubber, expunged the Volga and the Vistula and the Don and the
Dnieper. And, as if to reward him, just as he got to the school-gate
eleven o’clock sounded, which meant that Latin prose repetition was
over, and since to-day was a half-holiday, there was only one more hour
of school, and that was English literature, the one lesson of the week
which he actively enjoyed, and, though the Head usually took it, was not
in the least terrifying. He asked but few questions, or sometimes there
were no questions at all, but he would read to them a poem, with
explanations of difficult words or sentences, so that any one could
understand it, and then perhaps shut the book and repeat it very slowly
in his deep, smooth voice, so that the magic of beautiful words wove its
spell round David’s wondering mind.

To-day, on his way to the museum, just as David passed the long French
windows of the Head’s study, he stepped out and called him.

“So you’ve seen your father off, Blaize?” he asked.

“Yes, sir; thank you, sir,” said David, beaming.

“Ah! Well, we’ll take a little stroll across the field, you and I,
before we begin our English literature.”

It was one of those days when Rhadamanthus unbent, when the man who
could be so terrible became wholly enchanting, a man not to fear but to
love. These days were not common, but when they came they were golden.
And now that tremendous person, who had been a rowing-blue at Oxford,
who was the incarnation of fate and retribution, laid his arm over
David’s shoulder and put aside his terrors.

“I had a long talk to your father, David,” he said. “No, no one can hear
me call you David; don’t be alarmed; and no doubt he has told you part
of what we said, that you are to go up for a scholarship at Marchester
next week. Do your best, won’t you, and be a credit, not to me, which
doesn’t matter so much, but to yourself. And I told your father I was
proud of you, and I meant it. You and I have had what they call words
before now, haven’t we? In fact, I’m afraid that sometimes it has come
to blows. You have often been most unsatisfactory, idle and careless and
disobedient; I dare say there’s not a single school rule that you
haven’t broken. But I told your father that I had never found you mean
nor bestial. I look upon you as a boy I can trust.”

David’s young skin flushed with pleasure, and then went white again with
a resolution that frightened himself.

“I—I’ve done lots of things you don’t know about, sir,” he said. “I
don’t think it’s right you should think me good—I’ve——”

The Head stopped, and David’s heart sank into his boots. What an ass he
had been to say that! Why not have received this handsome tribute,
however undeserved, without disturbing the misplaced faith that prompted
it? And yet he knew that he had done it deliberately and because he had
to.

“Do you wish to tell me about them?” asked the Head. But his voice was
still quiet and kind. David seemed to himself to be going mad. He just
heard his voice in a quaking whisper say:

“Yes, sir.”

“Well, then, David, I don’t want to hear about them,” said this
astounding man, “though I thank you for wishing to tell me. I feel sure
you have broken rules of school often enough, but I don’t think you have
broken rules of character. They are much more important, though school
rules have got to be kept as well.”

Suddenly his grip on David’s shoulder tightened, and his eye fixed
itself on the back of a small boy who was sitting on the wire railing at
the edge of the field, unconscious of their approach.

“Ferrers Minor, I think,” he called out in an awful voice.

The Head thought right, and Ferrers Minor presented his startled and
dejected countenance.

“Did you, or did you not, know the rule about sitting on the railings?”
demanded the Head.

“Yes, sir,” said Ferrers Minor.

“Then this is wilful disobedience,” thundered the Head. “I will not be
bullied by you, Ferrers Minor, nor have you disregard the rules with
which you are perfectly well acquainted. I suppose you wish to make a
fool of me, to hold me up to ridicule for having the impertinence to
frame rules which Mr. Ferrers Minor keeps or not, as he finds
convenient. Was that your plan?”

“N-no, sir,” said Ferrers Minor.

“Then I will make a plan for you instead, and it is that you write out
in your best copy-hand ‘I will not sit on the railings like an ass’ a
hundred times. You may go, Ferrers Minor.”

But Rhadamanthus, the inexorable terror, had only mounted his judgment
throne for a moment, and came down off it again. His grip relaxed, and
he patted David’s shoulder.

“And now for our literature lesson,” he said. “It’s too hot to hold it
in the museum, isn’t it, Blaize, when we can sit under the trees
instead. Let’s have it out here: go in, will you, and tell the class to
come out. And, personally, I shall take my coat off, and anybody else
who likes to do the same of course may.”

The boys trooped out at David’s summons, peeling off their coats, and
grouped themselves in the shade of the four big elms that stood in a
quadrilateral clump at the edge of the field. The Head had taken off his
coat, and, leaning on his elbows, lay on that part of his person which
in ordinary mortals is called the stomach, with a book or two in front
of him.

“All comfortably settled?” he said. “That’s all right. Now to-day I’m
going to talk to you about a man whom very likely you have never heard
of, and read you something he wrote. His name was Keats, John Keats. Has
anybody heard of him?” Nobody had.

“He was a chemist’s assistant,” said the Head, “and if some ninety or a
years ago, you, Stone, or you, Blaize, had gone into a doctor’s little
dispensary near Hampstead to get a dose because you had a pain in your
inside, from eating too many strawberries, or from having shirked into
Richmond and devoured more than a sufficiency of Maids of Honour you
might have had your medicine given you by one of the greatest lyrical
poets who ever lived. The doctor’s assistant, a pale young man with a
bad cough, might perhaps have mixed it for you, and if you were wide
awake you might have seen that when he got up to give you your pill or
your powder, he laid down a pencil and a piece of paper on which he was
scribbling. Stone, if you leave that wasp alone he will not get angry
and sting you, or lose his head and think it was me who was annoying
him. Yes, and then when you had paid your twopence and gone away with
your pill, you may be sure he would have taken up his pencil and paper
again. No doubt, if you had asked him, he would have copied out for you
what he was writing on another piece of paper, in which he was
accustomed to wrap up parcels, and wondered that you cared to pay
another twopence for it. But if you sold that piece of paper to-day you
would get, not twopence, but hundreds of pounds for it. For on it would
be written lines by John Keats, in his own hand. And what you might have
found on that piece of paper is this:

              “My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
              My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
              Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
              A minute since, and Lethe wards have sunk.

“Lethe we had in our Homer not long ago. Lethe, the water of
forgetfulness. Sometimes I think Blaize and others of you have drunk it.

               “’Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
               But being too happy in thy happiness
               That thou, light-wingèd dryad of the trees
                   In some melodious plot
               Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
               Dreamest of summer in full-throated ease.”

He read on, occasionally stopping to explain a word; once and again his
voice trembled, as it did sometimes when he preached; once it nearly
stopped altogether as he came to the lines:

          “Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
          Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
          She stood in tears amid the alien corn.

“In tears amid the alien corn,” he repeated.

The entire informality of these proceedings, the absence of the sense
that they were being taught and had got to learn, disarmed the boys, and
before this stanza was reached the fact that it was the portentous Head
who was reading to them had quite vanished. They were all sitting or
lying about at ease on the grass, one or two of them listening intently,
the others, for the most part, feeling just lazy and soothed and
comfortable. But among the intent listeners was David, and as the Head
paused and repeated “alien corn,” he rolled over on to his back,
absorbed and lost.

“Golly,” he said quietly to himself. “Oh Golly!” Then he became aware
that he had spoken aloud, but scarcely wondered whether the Head had
heard or not, so completely did the magic of the words possess him. And
in some mysterious way they added to his store of happiness: they became
part of him, and thus part of the fact that he was going to Marchester
next week, and would see Hughes, that there was a half-holiday this
afternoon, that he was in the eleven. Keats’s poem was part of the whole
joy of life, it, and its music, and the sense of longing for something
he did not know about, which it produced in him. Then his attention was
completely diverted by the feeling of a slight vibration in his
trouser-pocket, caused by the movements of the Monarch and his wife who
were there in their travelling-carriage, and, now that he recollected
them, became part of the beneficent joy of things in general. So for
fear of their not getting their proper share of the oxygen of the world,
he withdrew the box from his pocket, laid it on the grass, and forgot
about them again, in hearing of the “foam of perilous seas.”

The Head finished the Ode, and invited questions. Stone wanted to know
what Hippocrene was, thinking this an intelligent question, but
Ferrers’s inquiry as to what the “magic casements” were earned stronger
approbation from the Head, who mysteriously told him that no one could
tell till they looked out on to the “perilous seas.” It was not like the
“Commentaries” of Julius Cæsar, this which he had read them, because it
could mean different things to different people. Each sentence of the
“Commentaries” meant one thing and it was the business of boys to find
out, with the aid of a dictionary, what it was. But music and poetry
were altogether different: they meant to you what you were capable of
finding in them. Then he turned to David, who alone of the class had not
asked any questions, intelligent or otherwise.

“Nothing you want to know, Blaize?” he asked.

“No, thank you, sir,” said David. “But would you read it us again, sir,
as you do sometimes?”

The Head sat up, clasping his knees with his arms, and without answering
David began the Ode again in that extraordinary voice of his, this time
not looking at his book. He began in tones so low that it needed an
effort to hear him; it boomed out over “charioted by Bacchus and his
pards”; it sounded like a breeze at night in the stanza “I cannot see
what flowers are at my feet”; again it shook with emotion over the “sad
heart of Ruth,” and David felt a lump rise in his throat, a mysteriously
blissful misery took possession of him. And when the Head finished he
found himself smiling at him with mouth that trembled a little.

There was silence a moment.

“That will do for to-day,” said the Head. “You can go.”

The group rose from the grass with alacrity, for though Keats was all
very well, an extra half-hour at the bathing-place, for the lesson had
been very short, was even better. But in spite of the permission David
lingered.

“Did he write much else, sir?” he said.

The Head handed him the volume.

“You may see for yourself,” he said. “Give it me back when you’ve
finished with it.”

David deposited this in his desk in the museum, and then ran after the
others to the bathing-place, with lines still ringing in his head, but
untying and unbuttoning as he went so as to lose as few seconds as
possible before the first heavenly plunge out of the heat and baking
sunlight into the cool arms of the water. That, too, on this morning of
vivid life was more consciously delicious than ever before, when with a
long run he sprang, an arrow of gleaming limbs, off the header-board
which he left vibrating with his leap, and burrowed into the cool
embrace of the water. Some flower must have opened in his brain to-day,
quickening his sense of living, and though no whit less boyish than
before, he was far more conscious of the water and the sun, and above
all of himself.

He swam and floated and dived, came swiftly up behind Stone, who swam in
rather a water-logged manner, and with a firm hand placed suddenly on
the top of his head sent him down to the bottom of the bath, and before
he came up again, spluttering and more water-logged than ever, was
floating with arms and legs spread star-fish fashion, gazing serenely
and unconsciously into the sky. Stone concluded mistakenly that it was
Ferrers who had done this thing, and raised a storm of splashing in his
indignant face, and got ducked again for that, and so precisely flicked
with a wet towel when he came out that he cried on the name of his Maker
and danced with the shrewdness of the touch. Upon which David,
forgetting that his mouth was submerged, laughed, and thereon swallowed
so much water that he had to come out and lie face downwards on the
grass in order to disgorge it. That was pleasant also, and he lay there
on the grass with his forehead on his arms till his back was dry and
baked. Then, making a compact parcel of himself with his hands clasped
round his ankles, two friends lifted him and swung him into the water
again.

Bags the unbathed had brought down some strawberries and newly baked
buns, and David, having filled himself up with those things, took to the
water again in spite of Ferrers’s warning that if you bathed directly
after a heavy meal you got cramp in your stomach and sank like a stone
to rise no more. It was necessary to test the truth of this remarkable
legend, and it was found to be wholly untrustworthy. . . . And all the
time the magic casements and the alien corn wandered fragmentarily in
his head.

The first eleven played the next sixteen that afternoon, and still that
happy tide of the consciousness of life and the beautiful jolly things
of life bore David along. He made a catch of an unparalleled order off
his own bowling from a hit so smart that he had only meant to put up his
hands to protect his face, and the ball stuck in them to his great
surprise and hurt more than anything had ever hurt. Subsequently he made
thirty runs after being missed three times, which added zest to the
performance, and took the Head’s volume of Keats up to bed with him.
But, Glanders being ill, and the dormitory unpatrolled, he had a
wonderful pillow-fight with Bags instead of reading, and did not, as his
custom was, go instantly to sleep when at length he got into bed.
Instead he lay in a lump with his hands round his knees saying “Jolly
happy, jolly, jolly happy! By Gad, ‘fairy lands forlorn! Fairy lands
forlorn.’ Gosh, how that catch hurt! but what frightful sport!
Marchester next week too . . . five bob. . . .”

And these images lost their outline, and became blurred with the
approach of sleep.

                 *        *        *        *        *

One of the house-masters at Marchester was an old friend of the
Archdeacon, and it had been arranged that David should stay with Mr.
Adams when he went up for his scholarship examination. Hughes, David’s
great chum of a year ago, was in Adams’s house, and by permission met
him at the station, and, after the first greetings, looked David over
with an eye made critical by the adamantine traditions that bind junior
boys at public schools. Hughes was extremely glad to see him, but he had
certainly been very anxious to get an early and private view of him to
see if he came up to the standards and ordinances then prevailing, and
make such corrections in his bearing and attire as were necessary. It
would be an awful thing, for instance, if David turned up in a straw hat
with his school eleven colours, as those were identical with the Rugby
fifteen colours at Marchester, and to be seen walking about with a small
alien boy in fifteen colours was a nightmare possibility. But there was
a lot, as he saw at once, to be said in David’s favour: his clothes were
neat, he looked exceedingly clean (not grubby, a thing which Hughes,
from his faded reminiscences of Helmsworth, was dismally afraid of), his
hair was short behind and well inside his collar, and he stood straight.
On the other hand, there were certain details that must be altered.

“I say, have you been travelling in a smoker?” he asked. “Second, too.”

David wished he had spent his last shilling in going first.

“Yes, first was so frightfully expensive,” said David.

“Oh, I didn’t mean that: all the fellows go third. Yes, the bus will
take your luggage up, and we’ll walk, shall we? It’ll take the fug of
the smoking-carriage out of your clothes.”

David marvelled at this: he had thought a smoking-carriage must be the
manly thing. He had a packet of cigarettes also in his coat-pocket.

“Don’t fellows smoke here?” he asked, looking up in timid admiration at
Hughes, who had grown enormously.

“Oh yes, in some scuggy houses,” he said, “but not in Adams’s. It’s
thought frightfully bad form in Adams’s!”

David fingered his packet of cigarettes nervously, conscious suddenly of
the enormous gulf that yawned between a private and a public school, and
yearning to bridge it over by every means in his power.

“I’ve got some cigarettes in my pocket,” he said.

“Oh, chuck them away,” said his friend, “or give them to a porter. It
would be a rotten affair if any of the fellows in the house knew. You’d
come here with a bad name.”

David’s face fell for a moment, for those were gold-tipped cigarettes,
which he had thought would probably be so exceedingly the right thing.
Hughes noticed this, and gave consolation, for really Blaize was
extremely presentable.

“I say, Blazes,” he said, “I’m awfully glad to see you, and we’ll have a
ripping time. But it’s best to tell you what’s the right thing and what
isn’t, don’t you think?”

David responded cordially to this.

“Rather,” he said, “and it’s jolly good of you. Thanks, awfully. Do tell
me if there’s anything else.”

Hughes gave him another critical glance, as solemn as a tailor’s when
looking at the fit of a coat that he wants to be a credit to him.

“Oh well, that buttonhole,” he said. “I think I should take that out.
Only tremendous swells wear them, and even then it’s rather ‘side.’”

David instantly plucked out the offending vegetable. He probably would
have torn out a handful of his hair, if crisp yellow locks showed
“side.” Hughes nodded at him approvingly.

“Now you’re first-rate,” he said. “Oh, just send your stick up with your
luggage. Now come on. You look just as if you were at Marchester
already. You see I got leave for you to come and brew—have tea, you
know—in my study this afternoon, and it would have been beastly for
both of us, if you weren’t up to Adams’s form, and it turned out that
you smoked or kept white mice, or something hopeless.”

The two handsome boys went on their way up to the Mecca of David’s
aspirations, and he thought with the deepest relief of his decision not
to bring the Monarch and his wife with him. It had been a wrench to part
with them even for a few days, and an anxiety to leave them even in the
care of the assiduous Bags, to whom he had given a paper of directions
about diet and fresh air. But if it was hopeless to keep white mice, how
much more dire would have been his position if he had been found
possessed of stag-beetles, or if, as might easily have happened without
this oblique warning, he had incidentally mentioned to some of Hughes’s
friends that his tastes lay in those verminous directions! And Hughes
proceeded, inspired by that authoritative conventionality which public
schools so teach, that every well-bred junior boy of fifteen or sixteen
in any house is in characteristics of behaviour exactly like every
other. At one time buttonholes and smoking are _de rigueur_, at another
they are quite impossible; at one time it is the fashion to be
industrious, and every one works, at another to be as idle as is
possible. Morals are subject to the same strict but changeable
etiquette; for years perhaps the most admirable tone characterises a
house, then another code obtains, and Satan himself might be staggered
at the result.

“Jove, it was a good thing I came to the station,” he said, “and I
wanted to, too. Else you might have appeared with a stick and a
buttonhole and a cigarette, and a slow-worm for all I knew. Do you
remember we had a slow-worm, you and I, at Helmsworth? Of course some
fellows go in for natural history, and Maddox, who’s the head of our
house, collects butterflies. But then, he’s such a swell, he can do just
what he likes. I’m his fag, you know, and he’s awfully jolly to me.
Damned hot it is; let’s walk slower.”

David was extremely quick at picking up an atmosphere and he made the
perfectly correct conclusion that, though smoking was bad form, swearing
was not. But the mention of Maddox roused the thrill and glamour of
hero-worship—a hero-worship more complete and entire than is ever
accorded by the world of grown-up men and women to their most august
idols.

“Oh go on, tell me about Maddox,” he said.

“I dare say you’ll see him. Sure to, in fact. He’s not very tall, but
he’s damned good-looking. He’s far the finest bat in the eleven, and the
funny thing is he says cricket’s rather a waste of time, and hardly ever
goes up to a net. He’s editor of the school-paper, and played racquets
for us at Queen’s last year. But what he likes best of all is reading.”

“That’s queer,” said David.

“’Tis rather. He makes all our juniors work too, I can tell you. But
he’ll help anybody, and he’ll always give you a construe of a bit you
don’t understand, if you’ve looked out all the words first. And he’s
only just seventeen, think of that, so that he’ll have two more years
here. He never plays footer, though he can run like hell, and says Rugby
is a barbarous sport; and in the winter, when he’s not playing racquets,
he just reads and reads. His mother was French, too; rum thing that, and
the point is that H. T. (that’s Hairy Toe, an awful ass) who teaches
French, is English, and Maddox knows about twice as much as he. He makes
awful howlers, Maddox says, and pronounces just as if he was a cad. But
that’s all right, because he is.”

David skipped with uncontrollable emotion.

“Oh, I say, how ripping!” he said. “But I wish Maddox liked cricket and
footer.”

“Well, footer he detests; but he only means that thinking of nothing but
cricket is a waste of time. By the way, you’re in luck: there’s a
two-days’ match begins to-morrow against Barnard’s team. Friday’s a
whole holiday; some frowsy saint. They say Jessop’s coming. Wouldn’t it
be sport to see him hit a dozen sixes, and then be clean-bowled by
Cruikshank?”

“Oh, and who’s Cruikshank?” asked David.

“Well, that’s damned funny not to have heard of Cruikshank. Fastest
bowler we’ve ever had, and he’s in Adams’s too. He and Maddox don’t get
on a bit, though of course they’re awfully polite to each other.
Cruikshank’s awfully pi: fit to burst. Here we are.”

Hughes again cast an anxious eye over David, for the moment was
momentous, as the whole school would be about. But he really felt that
David would do him credit. They paused a moment in the gateway.

“If you like we’ll stroll round the court,” he said, “before we go down
to house. There’s chapel, you see, and hall next beyond it; foul place,
stinks of mutton. Then two more college boarding-houses—what?”

“But which is Adams’s?” asked David.

“Oh, that’s not here. These are all college houses, in-boarders, and
rather scuggy compared to out-boarders. Then there’s fifth form
class-room and sixth form class-room, and school library up on top. I
dare say Maddox is there now. Big school behind, more class-rooms and
then the fives-court. Like to walk through?”

No devout Catholic ever went to Rome in more heart-felt pilgrimage than
was this to David. It was the temple of his religion that he saw, the
public school which was to be his home. His horizon and aspirations
stretched no farther than this red-brick arena, for, to the eyes of the
thirteen-year-old, those who have finished with their public school and
have gone out from it to the middle-aged Universities, are already past
their prime. They are old; they are done with, unless the fact that they
play cricket for Oxford or Cambridge gives them a little longer lease of
immortality. But to be a great man, a Maddox or a Cruikshank in this
theatre of life which already his feet trod, was the utmost dream of
David’s ambitions, and if at the hoary age of eighteen he could only
have played a real part in the life of the scenes that were now
unrolling to him he felt that an honoured grave would be the natural
conclusion. Everything that might happen after public school was over
seemed a posthumous sort of affair. You were old after that, and at this
moment even the Head, for all his terror and glamour, appeared a
tomb-like creature.

Hughes exchanged “Hullo” with a friend or two, and said “Right:
half-past four” to one of them, which made David long to know what
heroic thing was to happen then, and took him past the east end of
chapel without further comment. David, quickly and quite mistakenly,
drew a conclusion based on his private school experience.

“I suppose chapel’s pretty good rot,” he said.

This was worse than buttonholes.

“Chapel rot?” said Hughes. “Why, it’s perfectly ripping. Maddox’s uncle
was the architect. It’s the finest school-chapel in England, bar Eton
perhaps. You’ll  see it to-night. You never saw anything so ripping.”

“Oh, sorry,” said David, flushing; “but I didn’t know.”

Hughes paused a moment and looked at him again.

“I say, Blazes, it’s awful sport your coming down like this,” he said.
“Do sweat your eyes out over this exam. It would be ripping if you got a
scholarship. We’re all working like beans in the house: that’s Maddox’s
doing. Work’s quite different, if you take an interest in it, you know.
Yes, that path goes down to the bathing-place, and there are
nightingales in the trees. Then hall: fuggy spot, we all have dinner
there, both out-boarders and in-boarders. See that don there in cap and
gown? He takes the fifth form. He’s frightfully polite, and is learning
to ride a bicycle. Consequently you always touch your cap to him as he
goes wobbling along, and he takes a hand off to return your chaste
salute, and falls off. Good rag. There’s his class-room, with the
library up above. We’ll just go down there, and I’ll answer to
name-calling on my way.”

They turned out of the big court into an asphalted square full of boys.
A master was standing on a raised dais at one end, calling out names
with extreme deliberation.

“Oh, damn, he’s only just begun,” said Hughes, after listening a moment.
“We won’t wait.”

He touched another boy on the shoulder.

“I say, answer for me, Plugs,” he said. “You owe me one.”

“Right oh! What’s your voice now, Topknot? Treble or bass?”

“‘Bout midway. Something with a crack in it. Thanks, awfully.”

Plugs, whoever Plugs was, saw Hughes’s companion.

“Who’s your friend?” he asked.

“Scholarship-chap from my t’other school. Decent!”

That was an aside, but clearly audible, and David swelled with pride,
and tried to look abnormally decent. . . .

They made their way through the crowd that was collecting and dispersing
as the roll-call proceeded, and went back down the long, empty passage
past the steps leading up to the school library. Even as they approached
them there was a clatter of feet on the concrete floor above, and a boy
came flying down them four steps to his stride. Beneath one arm he
carried a sheaf of books, and his straw hat was in the other hand.
“Maddox,” said Hughes quietly, and on the moment Maddox took his last
six steps in one leap, and nearly fell over them both.

All the hero-worship of which David was capable flared up: never did
hero make a more impressive entrance than in that long, lithe jump that
landed him in the passage. He nearly knocked Hughes down, and dropped
all his books, but caught him round the shoulders and steadied him
again. There was a splendid crisp vigour about every line of his body,
his black, short hair, his dark, full-blooded face.

“Topknot, you silly owl!” he said. “Don’t get in a man’s light when he’s
in a hurry. Haven’t hurt you, have I? I’d die sooner than hurt you.”

David picked up the scattered books, and Maddox turned to him.

“Oh, thanks awfully!” he said. “You’re Topknot’s pal, I suppose, come up
for the scholarship-racket. Good luck!”

He nodded to David, flicked the end of Hughes’s nose, and went off down
the passage to the sixth-form room, whistling louder than even David
thought possible.

“Gosh!” said David. There was really nothing more to be said.

“Oh, he’s always like that,” remarked Hughes, feeling that the meeting
could not have been more impressive.

“And he wished me good luck,” said David, still feeling dazzled. “Wasn’t
that awfully jolly of him? And he flicked your nose, same as you might
flick mine.”

“Oh, Lord, yes,” said Hughes.

After this all that immediately followed seemed but the setting and
stage from which the chief actor had departed, for that glimpse of
Maddox had been to David like some appearance of the spirit itself of
public school. Soon they left the college buildings and walked down some
quarter of a mile to where the red roofs of Adams’s rose between
full-foliaged elms. They had to cross a broad, swift-flowing
chalk-stream where rushes twitched in the current, and cushions of
star-flowered water-weed waved, and Hughes pointed out the wagging tail
of a great fat trout who was supposed to have baffled the wiles of all
fishermen from time immemorial. Arrived at the house, they had to part,
for David, as a guest, must present himself formally at the front door
while Hughes went round through the yard, where stump-cricket was going
on, to the boys’ quarters. There were cheerful cries of “Hullo, Topknot”
and David, waiting for the bell to be answered, thrilled again at the
thought of being part of all this. The idea of Mr. Adams was no longer
formidable, though he had pictured him as being rather taller than the
Head.

He was shown through a big oak-panelled hall, into Mr. Adams’s study,
and even if he had entered in trepidation, his fears would have been at
once set at rest. In a long chair by the open window, with a pipe in his
mouth, while two boys were leaning over the back of his chair, sat his
master, clerical as to collar, but with a blazer on instead of a black
coat. Just as David entered, one of the two boys, scarcely older than
himself to all appearance, and with a shrill voice yet unbroken, was
expostulating with him.

“Oh, I say, do go back and construe that again, sir,” he said. “I wasn’t
attending. Sorry.”

Adams held out a hand to David.

“That’s right,” he said. “Delighted to see you. Just wait half a moment.
Now, Ted, if you don’t attend this time, I will not go over it again.”

Ted took an injured tone.

“Well, there was a wasp,” he said. “It wasn’t my fault. Please get on
quick, sir.”

David thought he had never seen so pleasant a room, nor one which less
suggested “school” as he had known it. The windows looked out on to a
big lawn, in the centre of which two boys and a tall, black-haired girl,
whom he conjectured to be Adams’s daughter, were playing croquet. Round
the edge were cut five or six golf-holes where other boys were putting,
slightly to the derangement of geranium beds, and half a dozen more were
sitting in the shade of lime-trees reading and talking. Here inside, two
occupied the sofa, and, as David waited for Ted to be construed to,
another tall fellow strolled in and lay down on the hearthrug with an
illustrated paper. The walls were lined with low bookshelves, on the top
of which were strewn cricket-balls, books, and straw hats, while on the
table in the centre was a litter of papers, and in the middle a great
bowl of roses. Honeysuckle trailed trumpeted sprays over the spaces of
open window, and the dark-stained floor was bright with Persian rugs.

The construing was soon over, and Adams gave the book back to one of the
boys. Then he who had lain down on the hearthrug looked up from the
paper.

“Sir, Jessop’s coming down,” he said.

Adams got up from his chair.

“Then get him out at once with the very fastest ball ever bowled,
Crookles,” he said.

Some one from the sofa joined in.

“Oh, don’t be too hard on him, Crookles,” he said. “Let him hit you over
the pavilion a bit first.”

David’s eyes took on their most reverential roundness. Without doubt
this must be Cruikshank, the fastest bowler the school had ever had. And
yet he had a casual private life of his own, and was called Crookles.

“And here’s Blaize come down on purpose to see it all,” said Adams, “and
incidentally to get a scholarship—eh, David?”

Horrors! The Christian name again! But nobody appeared to think it the
least ridiculous, any more than that Ted, who was climbing out of the
window, should be known as Ted.

Adams looked rather unfavourably at one of the two boys on the sofa.

“Ozzy, go and wash your hands at once,” he said. “I won’t have fellows
in here with dirty paws.”

“Sir, mayn’t I just finish——” began Ozzy.

“No: finish when you’re clean. Come out into the garden, David. How’s
your father? Topknot met you at the station, didn’t he, and you’re going
to have tea with him. We might find some strawberries.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

David was packed off early to bed that night in order that his brain
might be in its most efficient mood for his examination next day, in a
whirl of happy excitement. Never in all his day-dreams had he conceived
that Adams’s could be like this. It was not like a school, it was like
some new and entrancing kind of home, with the jolliest man he had ever
seen as a master and father, and for family these friendly boys, and the
black-haired girl, Adams’s daughter, whom everybody called by her
Christian name. And yet the glamour of public school lay over it, and
among this happy family there moved, like ordinary mortals, the great
ones of the earth, Maddox and Cruikshank, and Westcott, captain of the
school fifteen, behaving like everybody else and seemingly unconscious
of their divinity. And these heroes had been seen with his mortal eyes,
and he had been taken by Hughes into Maddox’s study after tea, where he
had been permitted to help in washing up his tea-things. That to him was
the Vatican, a room some twelve feet by ten in material dimensions, but
a shrine, a centre. There were books everywhere—not school-books
merely, but novels, books of poetry, books in French which Maddox read
for his own amusement. Cricket-bats and a press of rackets were piled in
the corner, and such space on the walls as was not filled with books was
a mosaic of school photographs. And, perhaps most astounding of all,
though Maddox had his school cricket colours, his racket and five
colours, there was no trace of those glories anywhere; instead, on a
nail behind the door, was hung a straw hat with just the house-colours
on it, which David himself would be allowed to wear next September.
Somehow that was tremendously grand: it was like a king who had the
right to cover himself with stars and garters, preferring to go out to
dinner in ordinary evening dress. . . .

David’s bedroom was in the private part of the house, but next door was
one of the boys’ dormitories. Merry, muffled noises leaked through the
walls, and from the open window of the dormitory there came into his
room whistlings and cheerful riot, and from time to time the clump of
boots kicked off on to the floor. By degrees these sounds grew quiet,
but he still lay in wide-eyed contemplation and expectancy. The most
trifling preoccupation was always sufficient to make him forget to say
his prayers, and to-night he had got into bed without their ever
occurring to him. But, as he lay awake, among the million surmises that
came to him about life in this enchanted place, he wondered whether
fellows in the house said their prayers, since chapel apparently was a
thing to be proud of, and on the moment he tumbled out of bed and knelt
down. But only one petition seemed possible, and he made it.

“O Lord, let me get a scholarship and come to Adams’s,” he said very
fervently.

He thought for a moment, but really there seemed to be nothing else that
his heart desired.

“Amen,” he said, and, jumping into bed again, fell asleep.




                               CHAPTER VI


It was the morning of the day before Helmsworth broke up; examinations
were over, lists had been read out, and places and removes assigned to
those who would reassemble in September, and just now the whole school
was employed in the joyful task of packing play-boxes. This was not an
affair that usually demanded anxious consideration: it consisted in
shying your books into your box and shaking it until the lid consented
to close or burst in the attempt. But David on this particular occasion
was not sure that it was very joyful, and, as an outward and visible
sign of his doubts, he was actually packing his books, fitting them in
one with another, that is to say, instead of making salad. Glorious
things had happened, and a dazzling future was no doubt to follow, but
he was dimly aware that a chapter in life was closing, which in spite of
its drawbacks and terrors and annoyances had been jolly. He had been
happy, he was aware, without knowing it, and whatever the future held it
would not hold this again. No such scruples afflicted Ferrers, who was
emptying his locker into his play-box in the manner of a cheerful
cataract, holding up for competition anything he did not want.

“Old Testament Maclear,” he said. “_Quis_ for an old Testament Maclear?
List of kings of Israel and Judah in it, with lots of noughts and
crosses over it. Lord, I’d like to make a parcel of it and send it to
Dubs without any stamps on.”

David was considering the question of a catapult. In the famous visit to
Marchester he had discovered that catapults were scuggy inventions, but
he had at present been unable to bring himself to part with this one, so
great was its calibre. The stag-beetles he had given to Ferrers Minor
the day after his return, and their new owner had sat down on them with
total loss of life, a few hours subsequently. And now he hardened
himself again.

“_Quis_ for a catapult?” he said heroically, and a chorus of “Ego”
answered him. He threw it to Stone, who had clearly been first with his
“Ego.”

“Rotten things, catapults,” he said, to strengthen himself, “only scugs
use them at Marchester.”

Then he came upon the Smoking Club badge. Since his return from
Marchester he had broken with the S. C., but since, as a leaving gift,
he had made the club a magnificent present of twenty-five cigarettes and
a cherry-wood holder, his defection had not roused unpleasant comment.
But the badge had still something of the preciousness of the past about
it; he remembered the pride with which, by the assistance of a pair of
tweezers, he had shaped the copper wire into the mystic letters. He
slipped it into his play-box.

There was a loose cricket scoring-sheet, which he had craftily torn out
of the book, because it showed his own analysis on the day of the Eagles
match, and did not record the fact that he had missed the catch which
lost them the game. Well, there was no use for that now, any more than
for catapults or stag-beetles, since the fellows at Marchester would
care precious little what his bowling-analysis had been against a
private school of which nobody had ever heard. They had not heard of him
either, and at that thought David saw just where his vague regrets and
melancholy came from. He had to start all over again on a new page, to
part with everything that for its own sake or from familiarity had
become dear, to be a nobody again instead of being a big boy in his
circle. He had been used to consider himself rather a swell, with an
assured position; now he was nobody again, with no position at
all. . . . The school sergeant, the minister of fate who brought round
the slips of blue paper on which the Head had written the name of
culprits whose attendance was required, looked in at this moment.

“Master Blaize to go to the Head at once,” he said.

David’s heart stood still, not with fear but with suspense. For the last
three days he had hourly expected that news would come of the result of
the Marchester scholarship examination, and perhaps this meant its
arrival. But his friends thought otherwise, and Ferrers Major rattled
his keys and slapped a book with suggestive resonance.

“Don’t bully me, sir,” he said. “The other hand, sir. Whack, whack,
whack, all in the same place! The fellow who was going to take all the
wickets in the old boys’ match won’t be able to bowl a ball. Whack,
whack. Sobs and cries!”

“Oh, piffle,” said David getting up.

That was a word he had brought back from Marchester and was new to the
Helmsworth vocabulary. He had distinctly overworked it, with the result
that two days ago there had been a “piffle conspiracy” against him.
Whatever question, that is to say, that David asked anybody was answered
by “Piffle,” which became rather wearing to the nerves. But the
conspiracy was short-lived; it had lasted, indeed, only a few hours,
since David distinctly announced that he would firmly hit in the face
the next fellow who said “Piffle” to him. That checked off the juniors
at once; but, unfortunately there were others, and when David the moment
after said to Stone, “Will you come and bathe?” Stone said “Piffle.”
Immediately afterwards Stone had a black eye, and David a bleeding nose.
But he went for the next piffler with undiminished zeal, and the thing
had dropped, for it was not worth while fighting David over a little
thing like that. He also had dropped the use of the word, and this time
it slipped out by accident.

“And if anybody says ‘Piffle,’” he remarked cheerfully, “there’s heaps
of time to smash him silly before I go to the Head.”

This was too high-handed.

“One, two, three,” said Stone, and the whole class-room simultaneously
shouted “Piffle!” at the tops of their voices. That was a manœuvre
previously agreed on, in case David used the word again, and he was
scored off.

“Oh, funny asses,” he said witheringly, which was about the best thing
that could be done under the circumstances.

David walked down the path that led to the Head’s study with a suspended
heart, feeling certain that this was scholarship news, and not one of
his private misdeeds that was to be set before him, but yet hurriedly
attempting to recollect the omissions and trespasses of which he had
lately been guilty. But he credited himself with so stainless a record
that he was really open to the damning imputation of having become a
saint. For the effect of that glimpse of public school life had been
magical on his conduct: he had literally not cared to do the sort of
things any more that spelt trouble at Helmsworth. At Marchester, for
example, only scugs smoked, and therefore the temptation of so doing
(especially since he did not like it) had ceased to beckon him. The only
reason for indulging in it had really been the notion that it was grand,
and if by a higher standard it was not grand at all, the point of it was
gone. Again, the fact that at Adams’s house it was the thing to work,
had made industry a perfectly palatable mode of passing the time. Or
where, when he had once seen a master like Adams, was the use of
cheeking that dreary ass Dubs? You couldn’t cheek Dubs any more: it was
beneath you to do any such thing. Dubs was pure piffle.

There had been a paralysing row in the school a few days before, at
which the Head had appeared in his most terrific light; but David had
had nothing to do with that. A series of small thefts had been going on,
and the culprit had eventually been caught red-handed in a dormitory
deserted for cricket, had been held up to public execration, and
expelled. That scene had made David feel sick with terror: personally he
did not in the least desire to steal other fellows’ things, but he
quaked at the thought of being made the scorn of the assembled school as
had happened to Anstruther. He supposed that his whole subsequent life
would be cursed and blasted, as indeed the Head had assured Anstruther
that his was.

David tapped at the door, and entered in obedience to a stern, gruff
permission. The Head looked up, frowning.

“Blaize; yes, wait a moment.”

He finished a letter, reread it and directed it, and threw it on the
floor. That was one of his great ways: he just threw letters on the
floor, if he wanted them to be posted, and they were picked up and
stamped.

“I have just heard from Marchester,” he said. “You have done well, but
you have not got a scholarship. There were six given, and you were
eighth on the list. Don’t be discouraged; you have done well. But I am
recommending your father to send you to Mr. Adams’s house, anyhow. It is
more expensive than an in-boarder’s, and I wish you had got a
scholarship, so as to begin helping in your own education. But I think
you may consider that you will go to Mr. Adams’s next September.”

The Head suddenly took his keys from his pocket, and rattled them in the
lock of the drawer that held the canes. But he was doing it, so it
seemed to David, in a sort of absence of mind and not to be thinking of
what lay within. Then, leaving them there, he got up and rocked across
to the fireplace, where he stood on the hearthrug, looking gigantic. He
began a portentous, terror-breathing discourse.

“David,” he said, “a few days ago you saw a schoolfellow publicly
expelled. I saw you turn white; I saw your horror at the task that was
forced on me. Now you are on the point of going out into the bigger life
of a public school, and when you have been a week at Marchester you will
look back on the time you have passed here as a sort of babyhood, and
wonder whether it was you who smoked half a cigarette now and then, and
cheeked Mr. Dutton, and put—er—put resurrection pie into envelopes and
burned it.”

(“Good Lord,” thought David. “Is it going to be a caning for sundries?”)

Apparently it wasn’t.

“But you will find,” continued the Head, “that there are worse things
than smoking, and all the misdeeds you may or may not have been punished
for, and you will find out that there are even worse things than
stealing, and that many quite good chaps, as you would say, don’t think
there is any harm in them. Do you know what I mean?”

David looked up in quite genuine bewilderment.

“No, sir,” he said.

“Thank God for it, then,” said the Head. Then he moved across the room
to his cabinet of cigars, and broke his own rule, for he took one out
and lit it and smoked it in silence for a moment in the sacred presence
of one of the boys. Then he turned to David again.

“You don’t understand me now,” he said, “but you will. And when you do
understand, try to remember for my sake, if that is anything to you, or
for your own sake, which certainly is, or for God’s sake, which is best
of all, that there are worse things than stealing. Things that damn the
soul, David. And now, forget all I have said till the time comes for you
to remember it. You will know when it comes. And don’t listen to any
arguments about it. There is no argument possible.”

“Yes, sir,” said David blankly.

He could not understand why it was the Head had thanked God; but there
was no time for wonder, for instantly the Head’s whole gravity and
seriousness vanished.

“That is all I wanted to say to you,” he said, “and I feel sure you
won’t forget it. Now when does the old boys’ match begin? Twelve, isn’t
it? I hope you’ll be in form to-day with your bowling. We haven’t beaten
the old boys for six years, but I don’t think we’ve ever had such a good
chance as we have to-day. The wicket ought to suit you, if the sun comes
out.”

Gradually the sense of this dawned on David, its tremendous import. He
flushed with incredulous pride.

“Oh, but fellows like Hughes will hit me all round the clock, sir,” he
said.

“They will if you think they are going to,” remarked the Head. “That’s
all then, David. Hughes is staying with me over the night. You’ll sup
with us.”

“Yes, sir; thank you, sir,” said David.

In spite of his failure to win a scholarship David walked on air as he
went back to the packing of his play-box, for far more important, from
his own point of view, than the getting of a scholarship was the fact
that he was going to Adams’s. For a minute he wondered about what the
Head had said concerning things that were worse than stealing; but,
having been told to forget all about it, instantly proceeded to put the
question out of his mind in favour of more agreeable topics. And there
was no doubt that the Head implied that it was he who might win the old
boys’ match for the school. Jolly decent of him, considering that it was
he who had certainly lost the Eagles match for them.

Soon after the great men from Eton and Harrow and Marchester began to
arrive, and each appeared more enormous than the last. To-day, however,
there was no baleful father to trouble David’s peace, and in the
half-hour before the match began he went and bowled to Hughes at the
nets, who incontinently hit him three times running out of the field.
But David had the true temper of the slow bowler who expects to be hit,
while he studies the hitter, and observed that Hughes was not nearly so
comfortable with a slightly faster ball pitched a little outside the leg
stump, and (if luck accompanied the intention) breaking in. He quite
mistimed two that David sent down, upon which, having got this valuable
hint, David bowled no more of that variety, lest Hughes should get used
to them. Then, as there were plenty of bowlers at Hughes’s net, he went
on to the next, where Cookson, who had left two years before, was
batting. There, again, the wily David tried the ball which Hughes did
not care about, but found that Cookson had a special affection for it,
and hit it juicily to square leg. But he was less confident with a very
slow ball, such as Hughes had hit so contemptuously; so here was a
second bit of information. David committed that to memory, and tried a
third net, where he had no success of any sort or kind.

There had been six school matches before this; Stone had lost the toss
on five occasions, and on the sixth, when he had won, had put the other
side in with disastrous results. To-day, however, having, contrary to
all expectation, won the toss, he took the innings, and by lunch-time
six wickets were down for a hundred and three, while Cookson, the only
bowler of any real merit, was losing his sting, and David, in the last
over before lunch, had hit him impertinently for twelve, thus bringing
his own contribution up to twenty. During lunch he made a beautiful plan
that he would really go in for hitting hard afterwards; but this
miscarried, and he lost his wicket off the first ball he received, owing
to his hitting hard at it at the moment when his bails were already
whizzing like driven partridges through the air. Three quarters of an
hour later the innings closed for a hundred and thirty-five, a total
which might have easily been worse, but undeniably should have been
better.

David’s heart sank when he saw two immense figures coming out of the
pavilion to open the innings of the old boys, and found that he had to
begin bowling to one with a moustache and a forearm that seemed about as
big as his own leg. But, as the Head had augured might happen, the sun
had come out during lunch-time, and this, after the rain of the night
before, which had rendered the wicket easy this morning, might render it
very difficult (and also very suitable for his mode of attack) during
the afternoon. Without doubt the turf would cake, and a ball, if
judiciously handled, might do very odd things indeed. He felt as if the
Head had ordered the sun on purpose for him, which was a kind thought,
and, suddenly glowing with optimism again, pranced up to the crease with
his usual extravagant action, and was immediately hit clean out of the
ground. The Head had appeared in front of the pavilion just in time to
see this done, and David candidly reflected that it was worth seeing. It
didn’t often happen that the first ball of an innings was slogged for
six. Juicy hit, too!

David approached the crease again in a much more staid manner, and
delivered a second ball exactly like the first. There was really no
reason why it should not have been treated in exactly the same way, but
the giant carefully blocked it instead, for it looked different. That
thoroughly pleased David: he was creating an atmosphere. He did not use
that phrase to himself, he merely thought that the batsman suspected
something.

Again he altered his action, and took hardly any run at all. But this
time he delivered the slightly faster ball which had puzzled Hughes
during the practice at the nets. And it was feebly returned straight
into his hands, where it remained till he buzzed it vertically into the
air.

“Gosh, I’m devilish deep,” said David to himself in a spasm of odious
pride.

By six it was all over. Helmsworth had won by twenty runs, and David had
taken eight wickets. And though, since his return from Marchester, he
had often told himself that this was only a scuggy little private
school, this was a moment worth living for, for not only did the scuggy
little private school roar at him as he came to the pavilion with the
rest of the team, but the disgraced and vanquished giants of public
schools, people of sixteen and seventeen, came out shouting “Well
bowled, Blaize,” with the most generous appreciation. The Head was
there, too, clapping his hands, and Goggles was there, beaming through
her large round spectacles, and Carrots, with her hair shining in the
sun . . . they were all there.

David came up the steps to the pavilion all alone, for the rest of the
eleven suddenly stood away from him and shoved him forward, crimson in
the face with exertion and joy.

“Oh, ’twasn’t me, sir,” he said to the Head, who patted his shoulder.
“It was just the ground: it played awfully queer.”

And he buried his delightful confusion in a quart of lemonade.

So in delicious triumph the last hours of David’s school-life passed,
and from the train next morning he saw between the trees the fleeting
glances of the roofs which for three years had been his home.




                              CHAPTER VII


David’s father lived in a grey, rambling house in the close at
Baxminster, a plan of his that, as far as David went, had something to
be said both for and against it. In its favour was the fact that the
house contained a whole top-story of dusky and mysterious attics, roofed
in the dimness by cobwebby beams, and used only for lumber-places and
cisterns. Here it had been delightful in years gone by to find pleasing
terrors in these dark and doubtful corners, amid the gurgles of
water-pipes. Here he and his sister (in those years gone by, or in other
words until a few months ago) had often passed entrancing wet
afternoons, daring each other, particularly at the closing in of dusk,
to explore the farthest recesses even to that last attic of all, which
contained a large coffin-like box and a cistern that unexpectedly gave
sudden and mirthless goblin-chuckles to itself, most harrowing to nerves
already keenly on edge. The rules generally in force were that one of
them had to go and sit alone in that very spooky chamber, with face
turned honestly away from the door, while the other dressed up in any
horrific garb that might suggest itself to a fevered imagination, and,
having stealthily entered, frightened the watcher with this hideous
apparition, accompanying it by any such noise of screaming or groaning
that might appear suitable. With the victim looking steadily away from
the door, these noises might go on, like an artillery attack, until his
nerves were thoroughly shaken, though he had not yet seen what the
apparition was to be. David had once frightened Margery into hysterics
here, having entered the room in silence, swathed in a sheet, and
wriggling snake-wise along the floor. He had coloured his face purple
from Margery’s paint-box, and, having serpentined along till he was in
front of her, suddenly yelled and disclosed the horrors of that
apoplectic countenance. On that occasion the gurgling cistern had been
useful, for he swiftly washed his own face to reassure her. But, by a
variation of the rules, it having been ordained that the frightener
should enter the room first and get himself up to receive the frightened
on entry, Margery had got back her own again, for she had chalked her
face and put her tongue out, and lain down in the coffin-shaped box,
closing the lid as usual. David had looked for her with quaking tremors
behind the cistern, and found her not; he had peered into the darkest of
all corners, where an empty bookcase concealed a dangerous recess, when
suddenly the lid of the coffin-box, which he had not suspected, flew
open, disclosing Margery lying quite still, with white face and
protruding tongue. . . . David had run as far as the nursery-landing
before he could master the panic of his legs.

Clearly, then, there was, or rather had been, advantages in this house,
but to-day as Margery and David sat idly beneath the mulberry-tree in
the garden, from which every now and then a fat sun-ripened fruit
plopped on to the grass, David announced that there was no more savour
in these childish things. Margery was a year older than he, but, being a
girl, and already turned fifteen, and he a boy who had but last week
celebrated his fourteenth birthday (his father had given him a copy of
the “Christian Year,” for which he had very little use) she was
essentially some five years his senior, and knew how David felt.

“Yes, it used to be ripping,” he said discontentedly, in allusion to
those years, “and I used to be awfully excited, but I don’t care now.
You see the point was that we _were_ frightened: that was the ripping
part of it. Besides, you know, if any of the fellows at Adams’s asked me
what sort of games we played at home, it would be sickening to have to
say that we just hid behind boxes in a frowsty attic. ’Tain’t no use any
more! So what are we to do all this afternoon and to-morrow and the next
day? It’s funny that you can’t suggest something else.”

Margery gave a long sigh and ate one of the fallen mulberries. She would
have given anything to be able to suggest something else. In appearance
she was so like David that if brother and sister had dressed in the
other’s clothes, and corrected the discrepancy of hair and broken front
tooth, either might have passed a frontier with the passport of the
other.

“Well, I’ve suggested heaps of things, and you say they are all rot,”
she said. “I’ll play anything you like. We used to have rather fun
playing cricket. Wouldn’t you like to play cricket?”

“Oh, what’s the use?” said David. “I should hit you into the Deanery
garden all afternoon, and always bowl you first ball. I took eight
wickets against——”

Margery had a good deal of David’s spirit, as well as his bodily aspect.

“I know, you told me that,” she said. “Twice.”

David had a certain sense of being ill-used, common to his sex at his
age.

“Oh, all right,” he said with dignity. “But you _used_ to be interested
in my things.”

Margery had probably never heard of women’s rights; she only knew that
her beloved David was rather unfair sometimes. On these occasions she
never by any chance took refuge in pathos.

“Silly gubbins,” she said. “You told me twice, and I was interested even
the second time. David, do buck up! Go and smoke a cigarette, won’t you?
It’s quite disgusting of you to smoke, and some day father will smell it
and there’ll be trouble. But it used to make you feel—feel starched.”

“Given up smoking,” said David morosely. “Ages ago.”

“Hurrah! Did it make you feel extra-special unwell?”

“No, you ass. But it’s scuggish to smoke. Only scugs smoke at
Marchester.”

Margery nodded at him approvingly.

“I always told you you would cease to think it grand when you got with
nice boys,” she said.

“Oh, shut up,” said David.

Margery melted completely under this. She felt that he was only a little
boy, in spite of all the wickets he had taken, and that she was a woman.
Instinctively she took up the glory and burden of her sex.

“Oh, David, what’s the matter?” she said. “I am sorry you feel beastly.
What is it?”

David slid off his chair, and lay down flat on the grass, staring up
into the thick green leaves, chinked with blue sky. Almost immediately a
ripe mulberry dropped on his nose and burst, and though it was immensely
funny, Margery continued quite grave. David said “Damn,” and solemnly
wiped it off. Then she sat down on the grass by him.

“What is the matter, David?” she repeated.

David blew away a fly that wished to settle on his face.

“Oh, it’s so dull,” he said. “I am so bored! And fancy being stuck here
all August, as father’s in residence. You’re a ripper, all right, but
then you’re a girl. I expect you can’t help. I’ll come and play cricket
if you like.”

“I don’t,” said Margery. “Go on.”

“I don’t suppose you would understand,” said the superior sex, “but you
see I’ve got to start again. It’s scuggish to smoke or to keep
stag-beetles, and I shan’t see any of the chaps I was friends with again
(and some of them were jolly decent, in spite of what you say about
smoking) except Bags. It’s . . . it’s like emigrating. Of course, it’s
perfectly ripping going to Marchester, but . . . oh, well, I feel rotten
this afternoon.”

“Oh, is Bags going to Marchester?” asked Margery.

“Yes. I heard from him this morning. He’s going to Adams’s too.”

David’s tone was not that of one who finds a consoling circumstance, and
Margery felt her way.

“But you’re tremendous friends with him, aren’t you?” she asked.

“Oh, yes, I suppose so. He was jolly decent to me last half when a lot
of the fellows were against me. But he doesn’t play games, you know, and
has got a weak heart, and he’s rather an ass in some ways . . . and he
says he has persuaded his governor to let him go to Marchester, just
because of me.”

“Well then, he’s very fond of you,” said Margery.

“I know he is. That makes me feel rather a cad. Of course it’ll be
awfully nice to have Bags there and all that, but . . . oh, I can’t
explain, and you can’t understand.”

But Margery, being a child herself, could completely understand the
unfathomable mind of childhood.

“I shouldn’t worry about that, David,” she said. “Even if Bags can’t
play cricket, perhaps you’ll find he can do something else that’ll make
him all right.”

David regarded the roof of mulberry-leaves severely.

“Well, I suppose I’ve just got the hump,” he said. “I don’t care for the
old things, and I haven’t got any new ones yet. Look at these holidays!
I hate cathedrals, and we’re going to stop here all August. I don’t want
to grub in the attics any more, or to play pirates, and there’s no
cricket except one match against those rotten little choirboys. And
father talks the most awful tosh about cricket. Says he never wore pads
when he was a boy—I dare say they weren’t invented—and, anyhow, he
could never have played for nuts. I can’t argue with him; it isn’t any
use, because he doesn’t know!”

David sat up in a despair of indignation.

“Only the other day,” he said, “at the county match, he asked me where
Jessop was fielding. So of course I said, ‘At cover-point,’ which he
was. And father said, ‘Perhaps.’ It wasn’t ‘perhaps’; it was
cover-point. There wasn’t a ‘perhaps’ in the whole blooming show. Why,
even you know that! That makes it so unfair. If father tells me that
dog-tooth ornament comes in Norman architecture I don’t say ‘Perhaps.’”

The wise Margery continued her course of consolation.

“Oh, but David,” she said. “There are a lot of things you like besides
cricket. There’s that ripping poem you read me the other day, Keats’s
‘Ode to the Nightingale.’ I loved it. Was he head master of Eton?”

David wiped the final remains of the burst mulberry from his face in a
magisterial manner.

“Head master of Eton!” he said. “Why, he was in a sort of doctor’s shop,
where you might have got something for stomach-ache, the Head said. And
all the time he was writing that ode. Isn’t it rummy?”

The boy is father to the man, so also is the girl to the woman. Margery,
with secret glee, saw that David was feeling better, and inclined to be
interested.

“Yes, you did tell me,” she said penitently; “but I forgot. Sorry,
David.”

“Oh, that’s all right. I forget lots of things. I say, it’s an awful
pity you’re a girl, Margery. You would have been such a ripping boy.”

“I dare say I should have got on all right,” said she. “Or perhaps you
might have been a girl.”

“Me a girl?” said David. “But I couldn’t. Think of the things girls have
to do. It’s ridiculous.”

Margery felt she must stand up for her sex.

“I don’t see that the things we have to do are more ridiculous than your
smoking, or keeping those beastly stag-beetles,” said she, for she
shared Bags’s horror of that which crawled.

David got up with extraordinary dignity.

“Those are the things I told you in confidence,” he said.

“Well, and whom have I told?” demanded Margery.

“Besides, they’re all finished,” said David. “You shouldn’t bring them
up against me.”

“I didn’t; I was only arguing.”

“Then let’s stop arguing,” said David. “Lord, it’s only just three.
There’s that beastly cathedral clock striking. I suppose that’s Norman,
too, isn’t it? What are we to do?”

Margery made a little sympathetic grimace at David.

“Oh, David, I do understand,” she said, “and I’m so sorry you’re bored.
I know exactly what’s the matter with you.”

“Wish you’d tell me,” said David.

“You know, too, really. You’ve dropped one lot of things and haven’t got
the next lot yet. Then there’s this. Do you remember that green snake
you used to keep, and how, when it was changing its skin, it used to lie
quite still, not eating or drinking, and seeming awfully depressed? I
expect that sort of thing is happening to you. I shouldn’t a bit wonder
if our minds changed their skins now and then, just like snakes.”

David was interested in this, but it was necessary, in his present
humour, to be rather depreciatory.

“Girls do have such rum notions,” he said. “I can’t think where you get
them from. But what then?”

“Just that. You have been a little boy up till now, although you were no
end of a swell at Helmsworth, and you’re just beginning to see it. You
know you would have been furious with me if I had told you, even only
last holidays, that you were only a little boy. But you don’t mind now
because you know it yourself. You’re changing your skin. What—oh, I
forget that word of yours, the Marchester one.”

“Piffle?” suggested David.

“Yes. What piffle you would have thought the Keats Ode only a few months
ago, and at that time you thought it grand and grown-up to smoke.”

David sat down again, thoroughly interested in his own metamorphosis.

“Yes, that’s rum,” he said.

“No, not really. It’s just growing up.”

“It sounds sort of philosophical,” said he.

Margery picked up two or three fallen mulberries, and put them into her
mouth absently, one after the other.

“I dare say,” she said. “Oh, David, do be quick about changing your
skin, and let me see the new one. And now let’s go and do something. I
vote we go and look at that old bookstall by the Priory Gate. We might
find a Keats among the cheap lots in the tray. You asked me to come and
look for one this morning.”

She held out her hands to her brother, and he pulled her up.

“Right oh!” he said. “I say, Margery, you’re not a bad sort.”

And Margery was extremely content.

The garden where they had been sitting was one of peculiar charm, though
to David it ranked rather high among the disadvantages of the place, for
the lawn was not big enough to play any game into which hitting hard or
kicking hard entered, and, as that was the paramount requirement
demanded of pieces of grass, there was really very little to be said in
favour of this garden. Balls always went into bushes or flower-beds; it
was a very second-rate arena. The house itself, rambling and
grey-stoned, lay between it and the road that circled round the close,
and to north and south the garden on its longer sides was bounded by
brick-walls which centuries of sun and wintry weather had mellowed to an
inimitable softness of hue. Below the southern-facing wall a deep
flower-bed, the grave of many balls, ran the whole length of the grass,
which on the other side came up to the wall, flush as a carpet to a
wainscotting. A few rose-beds sunned themselves below the low stone
terrace that bordered the house, but the most distressing thing, from
David’s standpoint, was that this kindly thick-leaved mulberry-tree,
propped and strutted like a very old man taking the air, stood “bang” in
the centre of the lawn, so that lawn-tennis was out of the question.
Along the far end of the garden was a collection of sculptured stones
(“Roman or something beastly,” was his verdict there) probably unearthed
when the garden was first made. Here a gate in the middle of the third
brick-wall led into the kitchen-garden, which, of course, from the
orthodox athletic view of gardens, was also quite futile.

But to the unorthodox nothing could have been more charming. The
brick-walls were starred with stone-crop and self-sown wallflower, and
over the grey-tiled roof of the house rose the Norman tower of the
cathedral, grave and gracious against the sky. The care of the
flower-beds had lately been given into Margery’s hands, who had adopted
radical measures against the dreadful rows of geraniums, calceolarias,
and lobelias with which the gardener had been accustomed to make gay the
long border, and she had gone back to happier jungle-methods. Sweet-peas
stood in clumps like stooks of flowering corn, pansies and heliotrope
and love-in-mist were lowlier citizens, and behind hollyhocks and
sunflowers kept sentinel. And over all, pervasive and mellow as the
August sunshine, brooded that atmosphere of studious serenity which
belongs to such ancient homes of peace as cathedrals and monastic
places. But, æsthetic as such an atmosphere is, it is not greatly
appreciated by the young, nor indeed is there the smallest reason why it
should be. Everybody and everything (such was David’s view) was old
here, and for some inscrutable reason age was considered an advantage.
An old Bishop lived in an old palace, and the venerableness of both
appeared to the inhabitants of the close to be equally admirable.
Elderly rooks (at least they talked in an elderly and boring way) cawed
in immemorial elms. Roman remains were constantly being dug up, and put
in the museum, or, if not worthy of that fate, carefully grouped, as
here, into the form of an outrageous rockery. And now for seven weeks,
since this year the Archdeacon was in residence in August and September,
the monotony of six deadly week-days was only to be broken by the even
deadlier monotony of Sunday.

Such was the pessimistic outlook over life that David took to-day, and,
since pessimism was of uncommonly infrequent occurrence with him, it was
more than possible that Margery’s reference of it to skin-changing was a
correct one. This “sort of philosophical” explanation on her part had
already done something towards restoring him to more normal levels, and
the inspection of the boxes of books outside the window of the
second-hand shop, with the events that followed, completed the process.
For there, by the most apt dispensation of Providence, they found
(Margery actually found it, and instantly passed it on to David) a
rather battered and dog-eared copy of Keats. This was a triumphant
affair, showing that good could come even out of Baxminster, and they
hurried inside to complete the sixpenny purchase. Coming out again into
the street, they saw outside a straw-hatted figure turning over the
boxes they had just left, and suddenly David’s heart leaped, for he saw
that the colours on it were those of Adams’s house. The moment
after—wonder upon wonder!—he saw who it was.

Maddox turned round as they came out, and frowned for a second,
wondering where he had seen David before. Then he remembered.

“Why—why, you’re Topknot’s pal, aren’t you?” he said.

Then he saw that David was with a girl.

“I beg your pardon,” he added quickly, raising the enviable hat.

David took his courage in his hands: probably it was awful cheek, but
after all it was in the holidays, and they were not at school.

“Oh, this is my sister,” he said. “Margery, this is Mr. Maddox.”

Maddox shook hands, and turned to David again.

“Do tell me your name,” he said, “for the only piece of it I can
remember is ‘David.’ You came down to try for a scholarship and stayed
at Adams’s.”

It seemed wonderful to David that anybody so great should remember
anything.

“Blaize,” he said.

“Of course. And so you and David live here, Miss Blaize, in this ripping
town. I never saw such a jolly place. I could prowl about the close and
the cathedral for weeks.”

“Yes, my pater’s Archdeacon,” said David.

“I wish mine was,” said Maddox. “But I’ve got some right here. I came
down two days ago to stay with my uncle, who’s Bishop. I expect you know
him, don’t you? He’s got one of those gorgeous houses in the close.”

David again made a stupendous call on his courage.

“I say, won’t you come to tea?” he blurted out, “if you like these
houses in the close. We live in one, you know. Margy, do ask him.”

“David and I would like it awfully if you would come,” she said.

Maddox laughed, and he tilted his head back a little as he laughed, and
on the moment that appeared to David the only possible way to laugh.

“Thank you, very much,” he said. “We should all three like it awfully
then, so why shouldn’t we do it? But may I just look through this box? I
love looking through old book-trays. You never know what you mayn’t
find, though personally I never find anything but volumes of antique
sermons printed by request of a few friends. Have you been buying
something?”

“Yes, but only an old Keats,” said David, holding it out to him.

Maddox looked at the title-page, which was intact, and his eyes grew
round.

“My goodness, you lucky beggar!” he said. “And you bought it just this
minute?”

“Yes, why?”

“Only because it’s a book that a book-lover would give a lot for. Second
edition of Keats, that’s all. O Lord, if I hadn’t sat down doing nothing
after lunch, instead of coming here!”

“Oh, I say, please take it then,” said David. “I didn’t know anything
about it. I just thought I would like a Keats. Any other one would be
all the same to me.”

Maddox looked at him gravely a moment, and then began to smile.

“Thanks very much,” he said, “and I will then sell it you, if you like,
for ten pounds.”

Then he laughed again.

“I’m a greedy brute,” he said, “but there are limits. Take it back
quick, or it will grow on to my fingers. You are a lucky chap.”

“Ten pounds?” said David incredulously.

“I should think about that, but I don’t really know I’m not in the habit
of buying second editions of Keats. Let’s look again a minute; I’ll try
to give it you back. Yes, it’s quite complete.”

Suddenly David remembered that the find was not his but Margery’s.

“I bang forgot,” he said. “Margery, you found it. Congrats.”

For a moment his face grew troubled.

“And I offered it you, not remembering,” he said to Maddox. “I really
did mean it. Do take it. Margery, you understand, don’t you?”

Maddox laid his hand on David’s shoulder and looked at him.

“It’s quite ripping of you, David,” he said (and at that moment David
loved his Christian name), “but whether it’s your sister’s or yours, I
couldn’t possibly. But thanks, most awfully.”

“But are you sure?” asked David.

He laughed.

“Why, of course I am. What do you take me for? Oh, I can’t bother about
these beastly books, now I know what’s come out of that tray. Shall we
go, then?”

But on the way the question of the rightful possessor of this treasure
had to be laid before him. Margery’s contention was that David had
suggested going to see if they could find a Keats, and that she had
merely accompanied him, and therefore the book was his. David, on the
other hand, had contended that she had found it, and you couldn’t get
over that. They both referred the decision to Maddox with his seventeen
years’ experience of the world.

“Depends on what you are going to do with it,” he said. “If you mean to
sell it, I really think I should divide the proceeds. If not—well, I
should have a box made for it, with two keys, one for each of you.
Anyhow, I shouldn’t suggest the Solomon-trick, and cut it in half!”

The immenseness of all this momentarily obscured the honour and glory of
taking Maddox home to tea, and the fate of the Keats was warmly debated.
David was rather inclined to sell it, and revel in gold, but Margery
hinted that if they were each possessed of five pounds, it certainly
would not be they who revelled in gold, but the savings-bank. Before the
question was settled they had got back to the close, and David pointed
out his father’s house, a little way ahead of them.

Maddox clicked his teeth with his tongue, in a show of impatience.

“This is rather too much,” he said. “You find a second edition of Keats,
and bring it home to the most beautiful house in Baxminster. I call it
rotten. May I see all over it before tea, and the garden?”

David felt he must apologise for the garden. “Oh, the garden’s an awful
hole,” he said, “though Margery doesn’t think so. There’s no room for
anything, as you’ll see.”

So the Fairy Prince was led in and taken all over the house, and as they
went merits and glories undreamed of dawned on David. What had been
dark, ugly wood turned out to be A1 Jacobean panelling, and a frowsy old
picture of David’s great-grandmother in a mob-cap was pronounced the
most ripping Romney, who in his line appeared to be up to the high
standard already set by Keats. And, most astounding of all, was Maddox’s
verdict on the attics, which David had abandoned as a proper playground
for anybody who was going to Marchester in September. But the Fairy
Prince thought otherwise.

“What awful fun you could have playing horrible games like hide and seek
up here,” he said. “I hope you do. Lord, what’s that groan? Oh, a
cistern, is it? I thought it must be a ghost. How ripping!”

David instantly dismissed his resolution of not playing games here any
more.

“Oh, there’s a worse room yet,” he said. “Do come and look at it.
There’s a box like a coffin in it. Margery and I used to play gorgeous
games up here, dressing up and frightening each other, you know. Wasn’t
it fun, Margery?”

Margery was the soul of loyalty. She would no more have reminded David
that only to-day he had come to the conclusion that these games were
silly than she would have had him led out to instant execution.

“Yes, when it begins to get dark it’s awful up here,” she said. “You
can’t see anything distinctly, and the cistern suddenly groans, and you
can’t tell what’s coming next!”

Maddox, in spite of his seventeen years and Olympian elevation, did not
seem to be unbending. David, in fact, if his utterances this afternoon
were to be taken literally, had to unbend to him.

“I love being frightened,” said Maddox. “You ought to read ghost stories
to each other here, and the one who reads may make any sort of noise he
chooses at any moment. Just when the ghost is going to appear, you know.
Lord, I hope I shall never get beyond that sort of thing!”

He, Margery, and David were standing in a row opposite the coffin-shaped
box. Just then the cistern in the room behind gave one of its best
goblin-groans, and Maddox looked awfully round.

“Oh, what’s that?” he said. “That’s not the cistern. That’s a man
bleeding to death in there, that is. His throat’s cut from ear to ear.”

“No,” said David. “I’m sure it was the cistern.”

“Are you? It may have been the cistern before, but I don’t believe it
was that time. Pity it’s not a little darker. There’s too much light
really just now.”

Already to David the attic bristled again with entrancing possibilities,
under this stimulus. It was queer that any one of Maddox’s age and
attainments should see sport in what a few hours ago had seemed childish
and savourless to himself, but since this was so, it was clear there
must be something in it. But school-boy hero-worship made him see
through his hero’s eyes, and all that Maddox did or said was invested
with authority. True, he had seen him perhaps half a dozen times
altogether, but that was quite sufficient to make this matchless
glamour. In all the world there was no one so instinct with romance and
glory as this boy three years his senior who realised for him all he
wanted to be.

Of course they went downstairs again on the pronouncement that it was
not dark enough.

“I’m afraid you’ll think the garden is rot,” said David. “There’s a
beastly mulberry-tree bang in the middle of the lawn. But it’s not so
bad to have tea in: Margery, can’t we have tea out there?”

So the Fairy Prince was escorted downstairs and out into the garden, to
give his verdict on that despised spot, and looked round with those
quick movements of his eye from side to side without turning his head,
which again seemed now the only possible way of looking at things.

“But what on earth _is_ good enough for you, David?” he said. “You can’t
read Keats except out of a second edition, and you told me the attics
were rather fun once, and you say the garden is rotten! Look at those
brick walls, look at the house, look at the mulberry-tree! Oh, I say,
what are those stones in the corner? Isn’t that a Roman altar?”

“Yes, I believe so,” said David. “Do you care about those things?”

Maddox and he walked down to the collection of old stones which had
appeared to David the dullest of the antique things of Baxminster. Some
of the lettering on one of these was still distinguishable.

“Yes, ‘Optimo Maximo,’” said Maddox. “I expect that gap is ‘Jovi.’ Then,
lower down, do you see, ‘P. Aelius’: that must be the chap who dedicated
it. Funny that it should stand here now for you and me to read, while
the cathedral tower squints at us over the attics where the ghosts
live.”

Maddox had seated himself cross-legged on the grass to examine the
altar, and David leaned over him following the letters as he traced them
with his smooth brown finger. And at once the subject even of Roman
altars leaped into interest. Maddox shaded the lowest line of the
inscription with his hand to catch the shape of the weather-worn
letters.

“Can’t read any more,” he said. “But anyhow one day, long before the
cathedral was built, Publius Aelius set that up, because the gods had
been good to him. What a lot of jolly things there are! And some fellows
go mooning along never looking at anything.”

“I’m afraid you mean me,” suggested David modestly.

Maddox looked up at him over his shoulder.

“Well, I don’t,” he said. “And there’s a bit of an arch. Perhaps that
came from the temple where P. Aelius put his altar.”

Maddox asked for (and was given) another look at the Keats before he
left, and proposed to David that he should walk with him as far as the
old palace.

“Best afternoon I’ve spent for ages,” said the Idol, as they parted. “I
wish I wasn’t going away to-morrow, or I should ask to be allowed to
come again. Anyhow, we meet at Adams’s in September.”

A haunting doubt had been present in David’s mind at intervals all that
heavenly afternoon. Now it had to find expression.

“I say, I hope it hasn’t been awful cheek of me to have asked you to
have tea, and all that?” he said.

“I can stand lots of that sort of cheek,” said the other.




                              CHAPTER VIII


It was the afternoon of such a November day as the pessimistic call
typical: a cold, south-westerly gale drove streaming flocks of huddled
cloud across the sky, like some fierce and boisterous shepherd, and the
whole of the great court at Marchester stood ankle-deep in gravelly
pools of wind-flecked, rain-beaten water. The gale had stripped bare of
their few remaining leaves the avenue of lime-trees which ran between
the gate and the in-boarders’ house at the far end of the court, and
to-day they stood, stark pyramids of dripping branches and twigs, that
whistled as the wind hissed through them. Though the day was Saturday,
and in consequence a half-holiday, there were but few signs of outdoor
animation, for the conditions of the weather were sufficiently
diabolical to tinge with some touch of respect the contempt in which
healthy boys hold the vagaries of climate. One occasionally, with collar
turned up, fled splashing across the court from one house to another, or
now and then a small company of drenched enthusiasts would trot in, in
dripping shorts and sweaters, from their training run along the London
Road, or a couple of figures, with racquets protected under their coats,
would dash across from the racquet-court. But football had been
officially announced to be “off,” since the field was neither more nor
less than a morass, and without doubt the most comfortable conditions of
life were to-day to be obtained in front of a fire with a novel to read,
or, under stress of necessity, arrears of work to be overhauled and
demolished.

There was, however, in one of the open five-courts near the porter’s
lodge a notable exception to this indoor tendency. There two boys,
capless and streaming with water, were absorbingly engaged in playing
squash, a most apt occupation, since they and the earth and the sky
generally seemed to be in a condition of squash. Even in the drier parts
of the court the ball, as it bounced, sent up a squirt of water; at
other times it pitched in more definite puddles, and so did not bounce
at all. But the two, David and Bags, were quite undeterred by such small
drawbacks, and David talked without the least intermission.

“Six all,” he said; “and, as I gave you six, I’ve caught you up before
you’ve scored. Have some more points, won’t you? Very well, if you’re
proud, you needn’t, but if I played squash at all like you, I should be
damned humble. O Bags, you ass, I don’t believe you’ll ever be the
slightest good. Why can’t you hit the ball with the middle of your
racquet for a change? There, look at that: exactly one-eighth of an inch
above the line. I like them like that. Seven, six. Oh, good shot, jolly
well got up, but observe! You can’t get that, so what’s the use of
throwing yourself against the wall? Eight, six . . . oh, damn! Puts you
in: six, eight. . . . I’ll give you two hands if you like. Oh, you’ll
take that, will you? . . . one hand out then. . . . Oh, do get on: run,
can’t you? it’s raining. There; suck it! You expected it the other side
of the court, and that’s exactly why I didn’t send it there. Puts me
in. . . . I’ll play you for sixpence if you like, next game, and give
you eight and two hands. . . . No? Prudent fellow. I wish the rain
wouldn’t get into my eyes, though it’s sweat as well, I expect. Lord, I
am hot! Isn’t it ripping?”

David paused a moment both from talk and athletics, a truce gladly
accepted by the panting Bags, and pushed his dripping hair out of his
eyes. He was a completely dishevelled and yet a very jolly object, and
was quite altogether wet, his knickerbockers clinging like tights to his
thighs, the skin of which showed pink through them, while the water
trickled steadily down his bare calves into the dejected socks that lay
limply round the tops of his shoes. They and his legs were stained with
splashes of watery gravel, his shirt, open at the neck and slightly torn
across the shoulder, lay like a wet bag glued to his back, and his hair
was a mere yellow plaster from which the water could have been wrung in
pints. Bags was in similar plight, except that he wore a thick woollen
jersey over his shirt, which gave him a slightly less drowned aspect.

The game, and with it David’s running comments, were resumed after a
minute or two, and neither of the two saw a figure with trousers much
turned up and a large golfing umbrella who had paused on his way to the
gate, just behind them.

“Yes, I’m going to play racquets for the school some time next century,”
David was saying, “and squash is jolly good practice. Nine, six: that’s
rather a sell, Bags! Oh, I say, look at that for a half-volley. Just a
shade Maddoxy, I don’t think.”

The half-volley in question, that clung close to the left wall of the
court, finished the rally, and David turned to run to pick it up, and
found that Maddox was the spectator.

“David, you juggins, why haven’t you got a sweater on?” asked he.

“Hullo!” said David. “Oh, because I couldn’t find mine. Some brute’s
collared it, I suppose.”

“Well, by rights you ought to get pneumonia, and be prayed for in
chapel, and die in spite of it.”

David pushed back his hair again and laughed.

“Thanks awfully, but otherwise engaged,” he said.

“Are you going up to house after you’ve finished being drowned?” asked
Maddox.

“No, I was going to have tea with a fellow in college,” said David. “But
I’m rather wet, I’m afraid.”

“You’ll go up to house and change first, do you see?” said Maddox. “And
you might bring up a parcel there will be for me at the lodge. Hasn’t
come yet, but it’ll come any minute.”

“Right,” said David.

The game was resumed, but Maddox still lingered. Both boys played with
redoubled keenness before so honourable a spectator, but David’s artless
and incessant conversation was felt by him to be unsuitable. Maddox
watched in silence for a minute.

“No, let the ball drop more,” he said, Bags having made an egregiously
futile return. “Don’t take an easy ball like that till it’s quite low.
David, you play with your whole arm like a windmill, whereas you only
want your wrist. Just keep flicking it: look here.”

Maddox gave David the large umbrella to hold and, taking his racquet,
knocked up down the left-hand wall of the court, sending each ball
parallel and close to it, with easy accuracy. “Like that more or less,”
he said. “Now I’m wet, blast you both.”

He took his umbrella again, reminded David of the parcel, and splashed
off across the quadrangle.

Familiarity and closer acquaintance had not in the least made David get
over the glory and wonder of Maddox.

“By gad,” he said, “fancy his taking the trouble to coach two scugs like
you and me. Isn’t he a ripper? Come on, let’s have one more game.”

“Oh, I vote we stop,” said Bags. “It’s too wet for anything.”

“Rot! We can’t possibly get wetter than we are.”

David, of course, had his way, and it was not till twenty minutes later
that they trotted off down the Bath Road, on their way to Adams’s, David
going by preference through the larger puddles. Bags’s mind, and no
doubt David’s also, still ran upon Maddox.

“Does he always call you David?” he asked at length.

“Lord, yes, when we’re alone,” said David, “and I suppose he thought you
didn’t count. I remember how sick I was when my father called me ‘David’
at Helmsworth. Sort of disgrace to have your Christian name known. What
beastly little scugs we were, with smoking and keeping stag-beetles!”

“I never did either,” said Bags, in a rather superior manner.

David jumped with both feet in a particularly large puddle, and covered
Bags with splashed water.

“I know you didn’t,” he said. “You were such a scug, you see, that you
didn’t do those things when it was scuggish not to. But now, when it’s
scuggish to do them, I believe you do. I bet you smoke. You and Plugs
went out smoking yesterday after hall.”

“Well, what if I did?” said Bags. “And how did you know?”

“Because I stunk you when you came back, Simple. What a funny chap you
are! You never smoked at Helmsworth where it was the right thing, and
yet you do here where it’s the wrong thing.”

Bags plodded on for a little while in silence.

“Adams doesn’t really mind our smoking,” he said. “He chiefly wants not
to have it brought to his notice.”

“Yes, but Maddox does,” said David. “I wish he’d catch you at it. You
wouldn’t sit comfortable for a week or two.”

David pranced into the footpath; there was a limit to the amount of mud
that it was convenient to carry on your shoes.

“Let’s walk a bit,” he said; “I’m blown.”

They moderated their pace to a walk, and David squeezed his hands into
his pockets—a difficult operation as they were glued together with wet.

“Several fellows have asked me about Maddox,” he said, “and I don’t know
that the deuce they’re after. Hughes has, for instance. Hughes used to
be a ripper, but he’s different somehow now. He asked me the other day
if Maddox had become a saint, and if I’d converted him. What the devil
was he talking about? I don’t like Hughes as much as I used. He told
some filthy tale in dormitory the other night, and some of the fellows
laughed. I laughed too: I supposed it was polite, but I didn’t see a
hang what it all meant.”

“What was it?” asked Bags.

“God knows; some awful piffle. Sounded filthy, too. He wanted to explain
it to me; came and sat on my bed and wanted to explain. But just then
Maddox came to bed: he’d been sitting up late working, and he hoofed
Hughes out again in less than no time. It was the day after that that
Hughes asked me if Maddox had become a saint. Lord, wait a minute.”

For some inconjecturable reason known only to the feline mind, Mrs.
Adams’s cat had thought good to sit out in the rain this afternoon, on
the top of one of the brick pilasters which stood at the entrance of the
passage up to the house. There she sat unconscious of David and Bags,
contemplating the scenery. With infinite craft David, having picked up a
small pebble, threw it with such accuracy of aim that it passed through
the fur at the top of her head between her ears. She threw up her paws
and looked wildly round in startled dismay, and was there no more.

“Slap between her ears!” shrieked David. “Lord, didn’t she look funny
when she threw her hands up! Blow, I’ve forgotten Maddox’s parcel. What
an ass you are not to have reminded me! Hot bath, anyhow. Then I’ll go
back to college and fetch it.”

This cloud-laden gale had caused the dusk of evening to close in very
early, and the passage leading from the dormitories to the big room with
its rows of baths was already nearly dark. On either side of the passage
were the studies of the prefects, and David had to tiptoe delicately
through the danger-zone, since he owed fifty lines to Cruikshank, and
had not yet written them though they were overdue. But he reached the
bath-room without encountering the enemy, and wallowed in a heaven of
water so hot that if he moved he must almost scream. Bags was in a
neighbouring bath, but finished his washing first, and left David
intent, as the water cooled a little, on matters of soap and mud between
his toes. Then his rain-soaked head did not seem satisfactory, and he
washed the showers out, emerging eventually, towel-girt, to rub his head
into a semblance of dryness. This was a tingling, exhilarating affair,
and he accompanied it by bouts of piercing whistlings.

Next door to the bath-room was Maddox’s study, and about this time he
perceived that David had not filled his kettle for tea. Since David—for
his whistle betrayed him—was next door, it was simpler to go and fill
his kettle himself, rather than go in to fetch David to do it. There, on
the end of the bench below the steam-clouded windows, was David sitting,
his head enveloped in a towel, violently scrubbing, and whistling
whenever the towel was not in actual contact with his mouth. He had not
noticed his entry, and Maddox thought it would be rather amusing to sit
down without speech close beside him, holding out, in mute reproach, the
empty kettle that David should have filled. This he did.

In a minute David’s head was sufficiently dry to satisfy him, and it
emerged from its towel. He looked round astonished to find any one
there, for Bags had gone.

“Hullo, Maddox!” he said.

“Yes: got to fill my kettle myself,” he said.

David jumped up.

“I say, I’m awfully sorry,” he said. “I bang forgot. Give it me!”

But Maddox still held it, looking at him.

“Oh, it doesn’t matter,” he said. “Just having a bath, were you?”

                 *        *        *        *        *

David paused. There was Maddox only looking at him, only smiling. But
instantly he had some sense of choking discomfort. He looked back at
him, frowning and puzzled, and his sense of discomfort hugely increased.
He merely wanted to get away.

“Oh then, I think I’ll go and dress,” he said hurriedly, and, picking up
his sponge, left the room and ran away down the dark passage to his
dormitory.

                 *        *        *        *        *

David sat down on his bed for a minute, feeling as if he had escaped
from some distant nightmare that had vaguely threatened to come near
him. Then, very sensibly, running away from it instead of thinking about
it, he began to dress in a great hurry. He washed his hands over again,
went on rubbing his hair, did anything to occupy himself. In a few
minutes Bags came in dressed from his dormitory next door, but David had
no voluble conversation on hand, as he had half an hour ago in the
fives-court, and continued dressing in silence. Bags tried a few amiable
topics, but got no more response than grunts and monosyllables, which
were quite unlike David’s usually rampageous loquacity. After three or
four thwarted attempts it was borne in upon his lucid mind that there
was something the matter.

“What’s up, Blazes?” he inquired.

“Nothing. Why?” said David savagely.

“Oh, I don’t know. You haven’t got as much to say as usual.”

“Well, who wants to talk to a chap like you?” asked David, getting his
tie in a knot, and venting himself in irritation.

Bags felt slightly hurt, for he was unaware how he could have caused
this, but since David did not want to talk to “a chap like him,” the
most rudimentary sense of self-respect forbade the “chap like him” to
make any further overtures.

David cracked his nail over his collar-stud, failed to get any sort of
parting in his hair, and broke a bootlace. These material adversities
somehow sobered him, and he began faintly to see that really Bags had
nothing to do with his own mood.

“Sorry, Bags,” he said at length, having tied the ends of the broken
bootlace together.

Bags was the most amiable of mankind, and besides, this was David.

“Right oh,” he said at once. “But do tell me what’s up, if I can be of
any use.”

“Good old Bags, but you can’t; thanks awfully. Don’t ask me anything
about it, if you don’t mind.”

Suddenly the fact of the parcel at the lodge which he had forgotten to
bring down for Maddox presented itself. He felt that he couldn’t see
Maddox again just at once.

“I say, there is one thing you might do,” he said. “I wish you’d come up
to college with me, and get that parcel of Maddox’s. I should be
frightfully obliged if you would. I’m going to tea with a fellow there,
and I should have to go up and down twice.”

Bags felt that, if David offered this as an explanation of his
ill-humour, it was a pretty thin one.

“Oh, is that all you’re so sick about?” he asked.

David’s irritability returned.

“All right, don’t come then,” he said.

David was ready by now, and without another word he marched to the door.
He would have to bring the parcel up himself, but he was determined to
get somebody else to take it to Maddox’s study.

“Wait a second,” said Bags in a slightly injured tone. “Of course I’ll
come up with you.”

David took his arm.

“You are a brick,” he said. “But don’t ask me anything more. It isn’t
anything. I expect I’ve made a fool of myself.”

“Shouldn’t wonder a bit,” said Bags pacifically.

“Funny fellow! Don’t strain yourself.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Maddox had gone straight back from the bath-room to his study, without
filling his kettle. He sat for ten momentous minutes in front of his
fire without doing anything, without thinking even, but looking with
open eyes, so to speak, on himself. All these weeks that intense
friendship which was springing up between himself and David had been
splendidly growing, and till now his influence over him had been exerted
entirely for David’s good. He had constantly shielded him, as on the
night when he had found Hughes sitting on his bed, from all that could
sully him, he had checked any hint of foul talk in David’s presence,
for, of all his lovable qualities, there was none so nobly potent to the
elder boy than David’s white innocence, his utter want of curiosity
about all that was filthy. It didn’t exist for him, but the danger of it
(though, thank God, it was passed) he knew that he himself had brought
near to him. . . . Then he got up and looked at himself in the mirror
above his mantel-piece, hating himself.

“You damned beast,” he said. “You deserve to be shot.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Presently there came a tap at his door, and he remembered that he had
told David to bring up a parcel for him. Probably this was not David,
for he usually whistled and hardly ever tapped. On his answer Bags
entered.

“Oh, it’s your parcel, Maddox,” he said. “Blaize forgot to bring it down
after we finished playing squash, and so I went back with him and
brought it.”

Maddox held out his hand for it.

“Thanks,” he said. “Did—did Blazes ask you to bring it me?”

“Yes, he was having tea in college.”

“Has he gone there?”

“Yes, we went up together.”

Maddox got up.

“Right,” he said. “But he’s forgotten to fill my kettle. Would you mind,
please?”

That was exactly like Maddox. He always thanked fags who did things for
him, and treated them politely. Bags, in consequence, retired with
pleased alacrity, and returned.

“Getting on all right, Crabtree?” asked Maddox. “No troubles?”

“Oh no, thanks. I like it all awfully.”

“That’s right. I forget who your fag-master is.”

“Cruikshank.”

“Oh, yes. He’ll look after you. Thanks for filling my kettle.”

Bags went delicately and rather proudly away. Cruikshank never thanked
him.

Maddox put his heel into the fire to make a level place for his kettle,
and sat down again to work. But other thoughts kept interposing
themselves between him and his books, claiming precedence. He knew from
David’s abrupt exit just now that he scented danger, or, if that was too
strong an image, just turned his back on the miry road that had been in
Maddox’s mind, and his getting Bags to do the forgotten errand confirmed
that. Vaguely, perhaps, David had guessed something of the nature of
that muddy place, and had gone clean-footed from it. With much greater
sureness Maddox saw that, if their friendship was to continue, he must
turn his back on it too, and convince David that he had done so. He was
ashamed: he hated himself.

The kettle boiled over, sending a puff of steam and light ash into the
grate, and he took it off and put it in the fender. And still he sat
there, looking backwards into his life and finding no comfort there; and
then looking forwards, seeing a gleam of saving hope. At last outside
his study there came a familiar step, but there was no whistling, and
after the step paused there came a tap at his door. David entered,
looking shy and frightened.

“Oh, I came to clear your things away and wash up,” he said hurriedly.

Maddox did not want to shirk what lay before him. The friendship that
had become so intimately dear to him was at stake.

“Will you shut the door a minute, David?” he said, rising and standing
by the mantel-piece, with his face turned away.

David did so, and remained by the door.

“I want to say just one thing,” said Maddox. “I’m damned sorry, and I
apologise. You needn’t be frightened of me. It shan’t happen again.
That’s all. There’s nothing to wash up: I haven’t had tea.”

Some subconscious horror still lingered in David’s mind. He had been
obliged to come back here, to see to Maddox’s washing-up, else perhaps
Maddox would have sent for him, and that would have been worse. At the
moment he had no other desire, in spite of what Maddox had said, but to
get away.

“I’ll go then,” he said quickly.

“All right.”

David left the room, but he had gone only a little way down the passage
outside, when his feet simply refused to carry him any farther, or to
allow him to leave Maddox like this. All his love and his loyalty
insisted that he was wrong not to trust the regret and the assurance
that had been given him, that he was doing a mean and cowardly thing to
retreat like that. But the talk that he had had with the Head on his
last day at Helmsworth was very vivid in his mind; the Head had told him
there was no use in arguing about certain things, and his instinct, in
spite of his innocence, told him that such, vaguely and distantly, were
the things about which the Head had spoken. But the Head had never told
him to turn his back on a friend, or to refuse to trust that which his
heart knew was sincere. And so once more from inside Maddox heard a
familiar step return and once more David tapped and entered.

“I don’t know why I went away,” he said, “or why I was frightened when
you said I needn’t be. So—so I came back. Sorry.”

Then he had the instant reward of his confidence. He saw Maddox look up
at him with unshadowed eyes of affection. He came and stood close to
him.

“It’s bang all right,” he said. “I’m—I’m awfully glad it’s all right.”

Then a positive inspiration seized him. There was nothing more to be
said on this subject, and the sooner it was dismissed the better. He
instantly became Maddox’s fag again.

“I say, you’re awfully late having tea,” he said. “Why, your kettle’s
not boiling any longer.”

Maddox followed his lead.

“No, I took it off and forgot,” he said. “Put it on again. And there’s a
cake in the parcel Bags brought. Take it out, will you?”

David tore open the bag. “Two cakes,” he said. “Which do you want now?”

“Either. You can stop and have tea with me if you like.”

“Thanks awfully, but I had tea with a chap in college.”

“Well, have another.”

David considered this proposition simply on its own merits.

“Well, I think I will,” he said. “But you’ve got a rotten fire. Shan’t I
take your kettle to the gas-stove?”

“Yes; good egg. Pour a little into the teapot first, though. Hi! Not
over my fingers.”

“Sorry. It didn’t really touch you, did it?”

Maddox laughed.

“No, of course not. I should have smacked your head if it had. Thought
it was going to.”

“Just for safety,” said David. “I always swear before I’m hurt. Then
they take more care.”

“Yes; stick my kettle bang in the middle of the gas-stove. Say it’s mine
if any one objects.”

“Right,” said David. “It’ll be boiled in two shakes.”




                               CHAPTER IX


David had been placed in one of the two parallel forms just below the
lowest division of the fifth form when he entered Marchester at
Michaelmas, but failed to get his promotion at Christmas, and now in the
middle of the Lent term he was face to face with the fact that nothing
in the world was more unlikely than that he should get out of it at
Easter. There would be not more than half a dozen boys out of each
remove promoted then, and, as his place was seventeenth in the list of
the half-term results lately published, only a first-class miracle, the
sort that does not occur, would do it for him.

He had just received a letter on the subject from his father, who, as
usual, David thought, failed to grasp the situation altogether. But as
David had not dreamed of telling his father what the situation really
was, it was not much to be wondered at that the Archdeacon failed to
grasp it. But there were things you couldn’t tell your people, and this
was one.

At the moment David was reading extracts to Bags from this letter with
comments interspersed.

“He must have been an absolute infant phenomenon,” he said, “if he
really got his promotion every term, as he says. Nobody does now: it
simply isn’t done. And he’s written to Adams about my work, blow him.”

“Bad luck,” said Bags.

“And has asked whether I hadn’t better have a private tutor in Latin in
the holidays,” continued the outraged David. “It’s really too sickening,
just as if one didn’t have enough of the dreary fellows in the term. And
of course I had to lie about what goes on in the form. He asked me at
Christmas whether there was any cribbing, and I looked as if I simply
didn’t know what cribbing meant.”

“Perhaps nobody cribbed when he was an infant phenomenon,” said Bags.

David scratched his head.

“It’s all rather rotten if you come to think of it,” he said. “I only
crib sufficiently myself to get off impots, and very often I run it too
fine and don’t crib enough. But I do think it’s rot to crib your way to
the top of the form. Cribbing wasn’t meant for that. Plugs got full
marks last Euclid lesson, just by copying the propositions slap out of
the book. He didn’t have the decency to make a howler or two!”

Bags inserted a lump of sugar in a small hole which he had bitten in the
rind of an orange, and began to suck the sweetened juice. He had come on
amazingly during this last half-year, and David was no longer in the
least ashamed of him as a pal. He wasn’t any good at games, and
consequently would have been an entire nonentity in any house except
Adams’s. But in Adams’s, so the rest of the school thought, even the
juniors took an interest in all sorts of queer things like reading books
which had got nothing to do with school work, and knowing the difference
between Liberals and Conservatives. Such topics and pursuits were held
to be laudable affairs for the occupation of the mind in Adams’s, and
the daily paper was not merely the source from which it was discovered
who had made a century in a county match. Adams had half the house in
and out of his study all day, and the conversation was generally
supposed to be of the most abstruse type. An odd thing was, too, that
the house was just as keen on games as any other, and was possessed of
most of the competitive cups. But, having trained and practised and won
their cup, the house did not make this the sole topic of interest and
congratulation. This was not the usual plan, and the consideration that
Bags had won at Adams’s would certainly not have been his elsewhere.

Bags considered this short disquisition on the proper sphere of cribbing
for a little. He himself was in the parallel remove to David’s, where it
so happened that no cribbing went on. This was merely a question of
fashion, and was as arbitrary and inexplicable as all other fashions,
but as binding. Some forms cribbed, some didn’t. Local fashions, not any
sense of honesty, directed it.

“’Tisn’t a satisfactory state of things though,” he said. “If everybody
cribbed everything, it would be all right, because then everybody would
get full marks——”

David laughed.

“But old Tovey is a suspicious dog,” he said, “and in that case he might
suspect something. He’s as blind as a bat, and you can have your crib
spread out on the desk bang in front of his nose, and he won’t see it.
He didn’t ought to be a beak at all. I put out my tongue at him the
other day, right out like that and held it there, and he never saw. I
think beaks ought to have their eyesight tested every year or two, like
they do for the army to see if they’re competent. He makes up for his
eyes by his ears though. If you try to prompt a fellow right at back of
the room, he hears like—like a megaphone.”

Bags continued to suck his orange till David had finished and then went
on.

“I repeat, if everybody cribbed everything it would be all right,” he
said. “And the only proper alternative is that nobody should crib
nothing.”

“Oh, ah,” said David. “Case of ‘Jerusalem the Golden,’ as applied to
Tovey’s. When we’re all saints we’ll wear nightshirts, ’stead of
pyjamas, and golden crowns and bare hoofs——”

“Don’t be profane,” said Bags. “You’re going to be confirmed.”

David wrinkled up his nose.

“Right oh,” said David. “Lord, do you remember the catechism classes at
Helmsworth?”

David finished his father’s letter and tore it up.

“Grown-up people seem to think that we think the same way as they do,”
he said. “That’s such rot. We might just as well expect them to think
the same way as us. They’ve forgotten about being fourteen, and we never
knew about being forty or fifty. Do you remember my pater’s sermon, too,
about the chapel being the centre of school life, just because the
cathedral is the centre of his? I think he’s forgotten a lot about being
a boy.”

Bags had a certain persistency about him.

“Cribbing,” he remarked, “I don’t see why it’s any worse to get full
marks for a thing by cribbing than to avoid an impot by cribbing. Either
you crib or you don’t. If you crib, why not crib it all? I don’t see
that Plugs is a bit worse than you. Blazes, why don’t you tell Maddox
all about it? You’re such pals with him, though you are his fag.”

“My word, you do have rum notions,” he said. “It would be sneaking;
Maddox always whacks fellows if he finds they crib!”

“But just confidentially,” said Bags.

“Simply imposh!” said David briefly.

The door of their study was open, and at the moment Plugs, the wholesale
cribber, came whistling by. His real name was Gregson, and he was
freckled. He put his head in and said “Frowsy beasts,” for no particular
reason except that he felt cheerful.

“I say, Plugs, come in a minute,” said David. “Have—have one of Bags’s
oranges?”

“Don’t mind if I do,” said Plugs politely, “that is, if Bags doesn’t
mind. What’s the row?”

“Oh nothing, but we’re just jawing about cribbing. Thought you might
help.”

“Not much to jaw about,” remarked Plugs. “It’s a dead cert that nobody
ever got out of Tovey’s without, if you mean that. Why?”

“That’s your mistake,” said Bags. “If nobody cribbed, fellows would get
out of Tovey’s just the same.”

“Didn’t say that,” said Plugs, “and the mistake’s yours. I said nobody
ever had got out of Tovey’s without cribbing. No more they have. What
would happen if nobody cribbed, ain’t the question. Every one always has
cribbed in Tovey’s since the year one. You can’t help it with an owl
like Tovey. Blazes cribs, and he’s three-quarters way down. Where’d you
be without it, Blazes?”

“Bim,” said David promptly.

“There you are, then! Can’t think why you don’t crib more, and get
higher.”

“But it’s such silly rot,” said Bags. “You’ll crib yourself into the
lower-fifth some time. Nobody cribs in lower fifth. Where’ll you be
then?”

“I shall be in the lower fifth,” remarked the astute Plugs. “That’s what
I crib for. Then I shall stop cribbing, and we all start again fair.
Besides, there’s a sort of sport in cribbing. You may always be nabbed.
It—it sharpens the faculties. Oh, there’s a lot to be said for it!”

“It would sharpen them just the same to learn your work,” said Bags.

“It might, but it would take longer. I can learn a thing in half the
time if I use a crib. I say, Blazes, there’s extra confirmation class
this evening. Whole of the second part of the catechi.”

“Oh, blast!” said David.

Plugs got up and left an arid orange-skin on the table.

“Jolly good orange,” he said. “And now I’ve got a squash court. Want to
play?”

“Can’t, with this extra confirmation-racket,” said David. “Don’t know a
word of it.”

“Crib it,” said Plugs. “It’s quite short, though tricky. Just like the
third hole on the links. Lots of little bunkers.”

David jumped up.

“Yes, I think I will,” he said. “I’ll do catechi after dinner. I’ll be
changed in two shakes.”

Bags’s ideas in this discussion about cribbing were limited to the
possibility of its being made systematic. It must be at once premised
that no sense of the dishonourableness of the practice so much as
entered his head, but it was absurd that there should be no standard
about it. At present everybody in Tovey’s cribbed according to his
lights, some to get full marks, others, more half-heartedly, like David,
to avoid impositions. And that owl Tovey, in his view, was responsible
for it. It was not a fellow detected in cribbing who ought to get into a
row, but Tovey who made such a state of affairs possible. As stated
before, in the parallel form which Bags graced by his presence, cribbing
was unknown; this was probably owing to fashion, but no doubt the
extraordinary quickness of eye possessed by Bills (Williams, the
form-master) had something to do with it. There it was, anyhow: nobody
cribbed in Bills’s; everybody cribbed in Tovey’s, and the same number of
boys were terminally promoted from each division into the lower fifth.
Bags himself ran a decent chance of promotion this half, whereas David
had none, but he knew that he had not David’s brains, nor yet the half
of them. David, for instance, had been _proxime accessit_ in the
scholarship examination last summer, whereas there had been no question
of Bags going up for it. It was a rum world.

Bags and David shared their study together, presumably in equal
quantities, but it was easy to see which was the master-mind, or, from
certain aspects of it, the master-body. The room measured some ten feet
by twelve, and appeared to be chiefly given up to David’s possessions
and implements. There were a couple of racquets in a press, and a bag of
racquet-balls, a squash racquet (for which he presently rushed in,
buttoning his shirt), a cricket-bat, an old deflated football, and a bag
of golf-clubs. There were school-books about equally divided, a few
cribs belonging to David, and on the walls some half-dozen rather thin
water-colours of the Archdeaconry and Cathedral at Baxminster, executed
post-haste by Margery after the famous day when Maddox had declared that
it was the rippingest cathedral in England, and David’s house the
rippingest house in the close. There was also a pen-and-ink drawing made
by David himself of the tower of the cathedral, which leaned in an
unsatisfactory manner till he had framed it slightly crooked in a
cardboard mount, which restored its dangerous want of equilibrium. The
two tables, supposed to belong severally to them, had been chiefly
annexed by David, since golf-balls, fives-gloves, and such paraphernalia
usurped the one, while the other was littered with his books, Bags
excavating a corner for himself when occasion absolutely demanded. But
this predominance of David’s belongings was not accomplished so much by
greed on the part of David as by Bags’s consistent self-effacement when
David’s interests clashed with his own. Indeed, it indicated one of the
most popular points in Bags’s character, namely that, as everybody said,
he was so deucedly easy to get on with. David was easy to get on with
too, owing to his intense appreciation of the humour of life in general.
And even when it was not humorous he thought it was, which was a
cheering way of looking at things. But of the two, David, both publicly
and privately, was the substance, and Bags the shadow: the shadow danced
in obedience to that which threw it.

But this morning Bags—the nickname had stuck to him in the new school,
for it was simpler than “Crabtree” and there was not anything else in
particular to say about him—Bags was meditating a dance of his own,
independently of David. He felt certain that if David had been in his
division, parallel to the one that he mildly cribbed in, where cribbing
happened not to be the vogue, he would probably be somewhere near the
top of the form, though, as it was, he was three-quarters of the way
down. David himself bore the weight of “things as they were” with
complete equanimity (for there they were) and he cribbed sufficiently to
avoid the tedium of impositions, but not sufficiently to secure himself
a decent place. He appeared to be quite content with this state of
affairs, except in so far that it might lead to having a private tutor
in the holidays, whereas to Bags it all seemed a gross miscarriage of
justice. No doubt if David turned to and worked with industry and zeal
he might make his difficult way upwards, but it was a tremendous
handicap to be obliged to sweat your eyes out in order to get on level
terms with people who slowly and correctly construed out of an English
translation of the lesson, and David would have been the first to turn
up his nose at such a proposal. It was less trouble to sit seventeenth
in the form, and avoid impositions.

Bags was not very good at independent action: his line was action that
fell in with other people’s wishes, and he meditated over any possible
idea that might suggest itself to him in his new rôle. He would have
liked to tell Adams (confidentially, of course) that Remove A relied so
largely on Tovey’s well-known shortsightedness, but, apart from the
general feeling that this would be sneaking, there was a considerable
doubt in his mind as to how Adams would take it. Adams was a splendid
chap, of course—that was the only possible view to hold of him; but it
was undeniable that he didn’t want to be bothered. He liked things to be
pleasant; he liked fellows to come and sit about in his study with clean
hands and a parting in their hair, and to be happy and contented. He
liked them also to be interested in general topics, and to bring their
work to him for help; but he did not like to know that school-rules were
being broken, or that the house was not getting on in a saintly and
successful manner. He wanted it to manage its own affairs, while he,
like a genial father coming home in the evening to his family, saw only
bright and cheerful faces round him. Once, Bags remembered, Cruikshank
had consulted him on a case where bullying was suspected, and Bags, at
Cruikshank’s invitation, had been present as a witness. But Cruikshank’s
reception, though perfectly cordial, had not been of a sort to encourage
confidence. Adams had thanked him, had appreciated his good intentions,
but had told him that he was sure the feeling of the house would prevent
any such occurrence in the future. The feeling of the house was the best
jury, and he wished to leave the matter in the hands of the prefects.
Bags conjectured quite easily from his recollection of this what was
likely to be his own reception if he informed Adams confidentially that
Remove A consistently cribbed. No; that would not do, and David had been
horrified at the idea of Maddox being told. . . .

Then quite suddenly all scheme of independent action was taken from
Bags. Somewhere down the passage a door was opened, and David’s name was
shouted. David, in any case, was not here, having gone to play squash,
and, though the voice was Maddox’s, Bags saw no reason for going to tell
him. If David did not answer, he would conclude that David did not hear.
Probably Maddox only wanted him in a general sort of way. Then came a
step along the passage from the bath-room, where the prefects’ studies
were, and along the corridor and round the corner, and Maddox entered,
genial and cordial as usual.

“David out?” he asked. “Why didn’t you shout ‘Not at home’? But when he
comes in you might tell him——”

Maddox’s eye wandered round the study.

“I say, what a God-forsaken mess you and David keep your room in,” he
said. “Piles of books and golf-balls in between. What’s this?”

Maddox suddenly took up from the table a book in a dark blue cover. It
was an English translation of Thucydides, edited by the obliging Mr.
Bohn.

“Is this yours?” he asked.

“Yes,” said Bags, instantly.

“Well, I shall confiscate it, and I shall whack you. Better come and be
whacked now, and get it over. But it’s a damned bad plan to use cribs,
Bags. When you get into the fifth form, you’ll find you’re no end of a
way behind fellows who’ve worked their way up, instead of cribbing their
way up. Got any more of these silly things? Let’s have them all. I don’t
want to search your study, you know. I would much sooner you gave me
them, all of them, and told me there aren’t any more. Word of honour,
you know.”

Bags thought feverishly a moment.

“There are several more,” he said.

“Right; let’s have them.”

Bags got down from the table where he was sitting, feeling rather limp
physically, but quite resolved to see this through. Meantime,
unfortunately, Maddox had opened the volume of Bohn’s Thucydides, with
the idle habit of the book-lover, and turned to the title-page.

“And you wrote David’s name in it, though it was yours?” he asked.

Here was an awful complication. And what an unspeakable ass was David,
so thought Bags, to write his name in a crib. He remembered his doing it
now, in Greek characters. He quite intensely wished he had not said it
was his own. But that he proposed to stick to, and if Maddox chose he
might think him guilty of the unutterable meanness of owning a crib and
writing a pal’s name in it.

“Yes, I wrote Blaize’s name in it,” he said, “in Greek.”

But he did not say it particularly well. Or Maddox was confoundedly
sharp. Probably both.

“Oh, that’s a lie, isn’t it?” he said.

Bags was between the devil and the deep sea, and any other uncomfortable
neighbours that are possible to a boy. He had been quite prepared to
take a whacking on David’s behalf, and, though the flesh was weak, his
spirit really embraced the opportunity. But now, just as likely as not,
he was going to take a whacking on his own behalf, without getting David
off. It was all pretty bad, but how could he have foreseen that Maddox
would look at the title-page, or have forgotten that David had been such
a juggins as to write his name there? So, being landed in this awkward
place, he made up his mind to stop there.

“No, that’s all right,” he said. “I wrote Blaize’s name there.”

Maddox looked at him, so it seemed to Bags, with a certain respectful
sympathy.

“And in David’s handwriting?” he asked. “Makings of a forger. And are
you doing Thucydides this half? David is, I know, because I’ve often
given him construes. But you’re in the other remove, aren’t you?”

It was no use lying about this. Bags surrendered and told the truth.

“Yes, in Remove B,” he said.

“Then you can’t be doing Thucydides, because they always do different
books. Oh, cave in! Out with it!”

“Well, then, it’s Blaize’s crib,” said the unsuccessful Bags.

“So I knew. Why did you say it was yours?”

“I don’t know,” said Bags.

“Think then.”

Bags threw his sucked orange, the third of them, into the waste-paper
basket.

“Because I thought you’d just whack me, and there wouldn’t be any more
bother!” he said.

Maddox again looked sympathetic.

“Just to save Blaize a whacking?” he asked.

Bags suddenly took courage. Maddox was such a ripper, he would
understand.

“No, not altogether,” he said. “But I felt I’d sooner let you think it
was mine than his. He’s so awfully proud of you. I didn’t want you to
know that . . . oh, blast it all,” he added desperately.

Maddox kicked the door shut.

“You didn’t want me to know he cribbed,” he said, “because then I
shouldn’t think him such an awfully decent chap?”

“About that,” said Bags.

Maddox nodded.

“You’re a good chap, Bags,” he said; “but I’ve found out that David
cribs in spite of you, and I shall whack him for it. ’Tisn’t your fault.
You did your very best, and a rather good one too, to prevent it. But
cribbing is all rot. I hadn’t an idea David cribbed. Do other fellows in
Remove A crib much?”

Then Bags saw his opportunity made for him from beginning to end. Here
was Maddox, who mattered so much more than Adams, or any one else,
asking for information, instead of being reluctantly saddled with it.
For a moment he hesitated, since David had been so horrified at the
thought of Maddox being told; but then Maddox said:

“’Tain’t sneaking, Bags. I’m not going to make visitations ’cept on
David. In fact, I want to clear things up.”

Bags’s hesitation vanished.

“Yes, they all crib in Remove A,” he said. “It’s—it’s just the fashion.
Blazes doesn’t crib much, only enough to avoid impots. Other fellows
crib to get marks; that’s why he’s so low.”

“Never thought of that,” said Maddox.

“No, why should you? But there it is.”

“And do the fellows at the top of the form crib?” asked Maddox.
“Remember you’re not giving anybody away in the sneaking sense.”

“Rather; that’s why they’re there.”

Maddox had sat down on a pile of books and golf-balls, and there was a
rolling-about and spilling as he got up.

“Thanks,” he said. “I’ll think what can be done, and remember you know
nothing about it all. But the fact that I’ve found a crib of David’s is
another matter. Send him to me when he comes in.”

There was a piercing and cheerful whistle outside at this moment, quite
unmistakable, and David burst gaily in.

“Hullo, Maddox!” he said.

“Hullo! I say, I’ve got a Thucydides crib of yours here, with your name
written in it, you silly ass. Collect all the cribs you’ve got, and
bring them to my study. I’m going to whack you!”

He waited a moment, just to make sure that David was not going to say
that everybody cribbed in Remove A. Of course David said nothing of the
kind, and he went back to his study.

“Bags, you ass!” said David, innocent of all that Bags had attempted to
do. “Why didn’t you sit on it or something, when he came in?”

“Couldn’t. There simply wasn’t time.”

David searched his shelves, swearing softly to himself, and the result
was a rather voluminous load.

“I shall simply descend to the bottom of the form,” he said. “Private
tutor too, in the Easter holidays. Oh, damn, I think you might have
managed something. Maddox lays on, too. It’s a blasted affair.”

David had grown in breadth no less than in height during this last
half-year, but it was an extremely limp figure that appeared in Maddox’s
study a few minutes afterwards, with eight volumes of Mr. Bohn’s
classical series. He had felt rather queer all morning, and the sight of
a racquet-handle on the table gave him an unpleasant qualm.

Maddox took the books from him.

“These are all, David?” he asked.

“Yes. That’s the lot.”

“Anything to say?” asked Maddox.

David might have had something to say, namely, that everybody cribbed in
Tovey’s. But it never occurred to him, however remotely, to say it.

“No,” he said, “’cept that I’ve got beastly thin flannels on.”

“So I see. I’m not going to jaw you as well as lick you, but cribbing’s
an utterly rotten game, and I always whack anybody whom I find doing it.
So get over that chair. I shall give you six.”

“Gosh,” said David quietly, presenting himself.

Maddox gave him four, and not in fun; it was not meant to be fun, and
David felt the cold sweat stand on his forehead. He could just prevent
himself from crying out, but there was not much to spare, and he felt
doubtful if he could stand two more. But Maddox, at the same moment,
felt that he certainly couldn’t, and he threw the racquet-handle into
the corner.

“That’s enough,” he said.

David straightened himself up and turned round, wiping the sweat from a
very white face.

“You—you can whack,” he said. “I say, I feel rather bad. May I——”

There was a sudden singing in his ears, and Maddox caught him as he
reeled, and put him gently down into a chair, as he leaned on him. But
David’s faintness was only momentary, and, recovering almost instantly,
he saw that Maddox was looking almost as queer as he himself felt.

“I’m all right again,” he said. “I say, thanks awfully for not giving me
six. Rotten of me to feel squeamish, but I couldn’t help it.”

“I say, for God’s sake don’t crib again, David,” he said, “or anyhow,
don’t let me catch you.”

David smiled and got up rather gingerly. He understood nothing of what
was in his friend’s mind, knowing only that he had been caught with a
crib, and that summary retribution had been most effectively carried
out.

“I’ll jolly well try not to,” he said.

“Right. Shake a paw, then,” said Maddox. “By the way, Bags tried to make
me think the crib was his—told me so in fact—but then I found your
name.”

David stared.

“Jolly decent of Bags,” he said. “But whatever did he do that for?”

“I expect he’s rather fond of you,” remarked Maddox.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Maddox gave two days’ consideration as to the question of the next step
to be taken, and found the rival claims of honour and justice rather
hard to reconcile. As far as he himself was concerned, he cared not one
farthing what the Remove A would think of him in case, if, as he thought
he might have to do, he went to Adams or the Head Master with the
information that cribbing was the fashion in that form; but he realised
that it would never do if it came out somehow that Bags was the source
from whom his information had been derived. Remove A would argue, with
irrefutable logic, that somebody must have sneaked, and would take all
steps with all the ingenuity that was theirs to find out who had done
so. Again, there was David, on whom suspicion might fall. It would be
certainly known that Maddox had licked him for cribbing; it would very
likely be inferred that he in self-defence (though the self-defence had
proved singularly ineffective) had tried to justify himself by saying
that the practice was a universal one. And that was precisely what David
had refrained from saying; it would be the rankest injustice that he
should be executed for cribbing and disgraced by the supposition that he
had attempted to justify himself. On the other hand, cribbing was a
rotten system, and Maddox intended to do his best to stop it.

It was not easy to decide what to do, and he turned all his acute boyish
brain to the solving of the problem, which to him seemed one of the
utmost delicacy and importance. It made all the difference to the
well-being of the house, which, quite rightly, was to him the world,
that Remove A should cease to crib, and that they should be unaware how
the news of their habits had come to the authorities. He wanted to take
the wisest course, and, had he considered the matter a trivial one, he
would have been in his sphere, and for his age, every whit as culpable
as the Prime Minister of a State who shrugs his shoulders at some
astounding national abuse. It mattered immensely, and, indeed, more than
he knew, for the right management of the affairs of such small kingdoms
as a house or a form in a public school goes to build up the foundations
of the right management of the affairs of big kingdoms. Character and
judgment are formed there; a responsible boy takes into the big world
exactly that which he has learned in smaller spheres. Maddox, it may be
remarked, not being a prig, did not indulge in those edifying
reflections, but only said to himself, as he scratched his curly head,
“I’m damned if I know what to do!” But his wise boy’s brain worked and
explored and burrowed, and two days after he went to his house-master.

“I hate bothering you, sir,” he said, “but I’m in a fix.”

“Cruikshank?” asked Adams, who knew there was not much cordiality lost
between the two. For himself, he respected Cruikshank, but loved Maddox.

“Oh no, Crookles and I are getting on all right, thanks. It’s another
thing.”

Adams, as has been stated, disliked exercising his authority. He held
the slightly dangerous creed that a house managed itself best when left
alone, and that public opinion was the most effective check on irregular
practices.

“You always manage house affairs much better than I could, Frank,” he
said.

“Don’t know about that, sir. But this affects more than the house.”

Mr. Adams lit his pipe. He rather wanted to play golf, but Maddox seldom
bothered him with problems, and it might be well to listen.

“Fire ahead, then,” he said.

“Well, sir, I had to lick David a couple of days ago for having cribs,”
began Maddox.

“Why isn’t the little beast higher in his form then?” remarked Adams.

“I was coming to that. I learned from—well, from another fellow—that
everybody cribs in Remove A, that it’s absolutely the regular thing,
which is rotten. Also I learned that David cribs only about enough to
avoid impots, whereas other fellows crib their way to the top of the
class. It isn’t fair, sir.”

Adams decided to go into this.

“Shut the door, Frank,” he said. “Of course, all you say is
confidential, unless you give me leave to mention it. Go on!”

“Well, sir, it’s really all old—it’s Mr. Tovey’s fault,” said Maddox.
“You see, he’s so jolly blind, that fellows practically must crib.”

“Then David has been suffering vicariously for Mr. Tovey,” remarked
Adams.

Maddox laughed.

“Yes, sir, about that,” he said.

Adams relit his pipe.

“Funny thing this should have happened just now,” he said, “for Mr.
Tovey has been sent to bed with flue.”

Maddox gave a cackle of delight.

“Gosh, what luck!” he said.

“Why?”

Instantly a scheme lit itself up in Maddox’s head.

“Why sir, you might suggest to the Head that some of the
prefects—particularly me, I mean—should take some of Mr. Tovey’s work.
He’s rather keen on that sort of thing; don’t you remember he told me to
take your form for a couple of days when you were laid up last half?
Well, sir, if you could manage that I descended on them out of the blue,
say, to-morrow morning, before they know that Mr. Tovey’s gone sick, I
bet I can reap a lot of them in. They’re sure to have learned their work
with cribs; and then, you see, I’ve got David’s cribs, and I can tell if
their construing comes out of cribs. O Lord, I see it all!”

Adams considered this.

“And how about telling the Head that the form cribs?” he asked. “Perhaps
he’d join in and take some of the work himself!”

Maddox laughed again.

“Gosh, what a time Remove A’s going to have,” he said. “But the Head
mustn’t make it retrospective. It must all be found out afresh, sir, if
you see what I mean.”

Adams nodded.

“Yes,” he said. “The Head will understand that.”

Later in the day a conference between the powers hostile to Remove A was
held (the powers in question being the Head, Adams, and Maddox) and a
diabolical plan of campaign was hatched. The classical work of the form,
hitherto presided over, blindfold, so to speak, by Mr. Tovey, was to be
taken with the suddenness of a thunderstorm by Maddox. Not a word was to
be said; he was simply to march in at early school next day, and open
fire on his own system. The lesson was Virgil, and that evening he
closely studied the excellent translation as given by Mr. Bohn in the
volume he had confiscated from David.

Construing began from the top of the form, and boy after boy translated
with extreme elegance and fluency, and Maddox was beaming and
complimentary. Among his other weird accomplishments he knew shorthand,
and, screened by the sloping cover of his desk, he made an accurate
transcript of what the translation of each boy had been.

“Yes, very good, very good indeed,” he said when this was finished.
“Quite a lot of you have got full marks.”

He opened the lid of his desk, and took out of it the Virgil crib which
he had confiscated from David three days before.

“I hadn’t time to mug it all up,” he remarked, “and so I shall just read
you through a translation out of a crib which—which came into my
possession a few days ago.”

He began; read a line or two, then stopped and consulted his shorthand
notes. Then he nodded to the top of the form.

“Just the expression you used,” he said genially.

He went on a little farther.

“I think that is how you translated it, Plugs—I mean, Gregson,” he
observed to the second boy.

This was not quite comfortable, and uneasy glances passed about. Who
could possibly have expected that Maddox would bring a crib into form?
There was a really distressing parallelism between it and the renderings
given by most of the boys, and in consequence there were pensive faces.
But Maddox made no further comment, and proceeded to ask a few questions
about grammar.

“And now,” he said, “you will turn on a hundred lines farther and
translate on paper the twelve lines beginning at line 236. You will use
no books at all for this, neither dictionaries nor—nor any other.”

There was a quarter of an hour’s silence, broken only by the scratchings
of labouring pens. The unlucky Gregson, who had been positively
brilliant over the prepared lines, could make neither head nor tail of
the fairly elementary passage that Maddox had set, and ventured on a
protest.

“I say, Mr. Tovey never gives us unseens,” he said.

“I dare say; but I do,” remarked Maddox.

Suppressed giggles: this was rather a score.

“Nor do I allow laughing,” he added.

Decidedly this hour was not going very comfortably, and no alleviation
was possible, for it was somehow quite hopeless to think of ragging
Maddox; it was also very nearly hopeless to translate this unknown
passage. And then a thing far more dreadful happened than any that had
gone before.

The door of the class-room opened, and the Head entered in rustling silk
gown. He nodded to Maddox, who got up.

“All going well,” he said, “in Mr. Tovey’s absence?”

The form did not think so: but, unfortunately, the Head had not asked
them.

“What are you doing with them, Maddox?” he said.

“Virgil lesson, sir,” he said. “We’ve had the prepared lesson, and I’ve
set them a short unseen.”

“Very good practice,” said the Head. “And the marks for the seen
translation were satisfactory?”

“Yes sir, very,” said Maddox.

“Excellent. Please take the unseen translations over to my house after
school, and I will look them over myself. It isn’t fair to give you all
the work.”

“Yes, sir,” said Maddox.

The Head still lingered by Maddox’s desk, in a rather beastly fashion,
and peered (he was a little short-sighted) at Maddox’s shorthand notes.

“And what are those cabalistic symbols?” he asked.

“Just notes I took in shorthand of the fellows’ translations, sir,” he
answered.

“Ha! I shall like to compare these with the unseen. Write them out for
me, Maddox, will you, and bring them over to me. And this?”

He took up the volume of Bohn’s translation which Maddox had been
reading out of.

“It’s a Bohn, sir,” said Maddox. “I brought it in myself. I hadn’t time
to learn up the lesson, and I thought I’d better have a crib by me.”

The Head, so thought the eager audience, looked rather stern for a
moment. Then, quite naturally, he laughed.

“I shall confiscate that,” he said, looking pleasantly round. “Better
practice for you, Maddox, to get up your lesson without one.”

He rustled out again, leaving uneasiness behind him. It had been rather
sport to see Maddox’s crib taken from him, but behind that somewhat
superficial pleasure there was a vague idea that dangerous things were
getting into dangerous hands. Maddox had been bidden to supply the
shorthand notes of the prepared translation, which would reveal the
parallelisms between Mr. Bohn’s renderings and that of the Remove A. It
would be a dreadful thing if the Head, in an abstracted moment,
consulted Mr. Bohn also. Added to that there was the fact that the Head
was going to look over the unseen work, and would no doubt be struck by
the amazing contrast between that and the prepared lesson. It was almost
too much to expect that he would credit the form with such extraordinary
industry and taste as to have prepared their set piece so perfectly, and
yet to be so lamentably wanting over an unseen. Such, at least, was the
private meditation of most of Remove A, who wished severally and
collectively that they had not been so brilliant over the first part of
the lesson.

Breakfast and desultory confabulation when the form assembled again for
the next lesson had not tended to make things more comfortable. But
there was nothing whatever to be suspicious about as to the manner in
which those ill-omened decrees of fate had unfolded themselves. Mr.
Tovey had happened to have influenza, the Head had happened to tell
Maddox to take his place, and Maddox had happened to set them an unseen
and to take shorthand notes of their previous translation, and the Head
had happened to come in to see how Maddox was getting on, and had taken
for his own delectation a crib, shorthand notes made manifest, and those
dreadful attempts at an unseen. All this was hurriedly debated after
Remove A assembled for second school, awaiting the arrival of Maddox,
who was a little late, and, so it was sarcastically said, was probably
mugging up the Thucydides lesson in another crib. Then the uneasiness
increased into dismay, for the door opened, and there appeared, not
Maddox at all, but the Head himself. He had a packet of papers in his
hand, which were rightly and instantly conjectured to be the Virgil
unseen of the hour before.

Dr. Hamilton did everything rather quietly and slowly, and was
distinguished for a politeness of manner that on occasion became
terrible. He had never been, as far as the school was aware, notable for
athletic prowess; but, in spite of this defect, he was always a keen
observer of cricket and football matches, and was certainly intelligent
about these matters, so that his heart was felt to be in the right
place. It was quite certain also that his head was in the right place,
for he had been the senior classic and Chancellor’s medallist at
Cambridge, a fact which was viewed in the light of a strong testimonial
in favour of the dead languages. But, quite apart from any of his
accomplishments was the cause of the awed respect in which he was held,
and, though the Sixth themselves could not have told you why he was so
impressive a person, the reason, except to boys, was not far to seek. It
was the justness and the bigness of him, his character—a thing not
definable by those whose characters are not yet formed, but quite
clearly appreciable by them. To please the Head was worth effort; his
praise was of the nature of a decoration. It may be added that it was
quite as well worth an effort to avoid displeasing him.

He went, with his rustling gown gathered up in his arm, straight to the
desk that Mr. Tovey was wont to occupy, and for five awful minutes,
without the slightest allusion to Thucydides, continued reading from the
sheaf of papers he carried with him. He did not look at all pleasant, as
occasionally he made a note, or occasionally drew his thick blue pencil
across a page. And all the time the hapless Remove A sat in a state of
confirmed pessimism.

It was noticed that he had divided his sheaf into two packets. He came
to the end of it, and tore up, across and across, the larger packet of
the two. The rest numbered perhaps half a dozen sheets. Then he spoke.

“I have never seen a worse set of unseen translations than those which
the form showed up to Maddox this morning,” he said. “Some half-dozen
are passable, and one, that of Blaize, is good, or nearly so. Blaize!”

“Yes sir,” said Blaize.

“What is your place in the form by the half-term marks?”

“Seventeenth, sir,” said David, from his lowly abode.

The Head glared at him and spoke very advisedly.

“That is a disgraceful place for a boy who can make such a decent unseen
translation,” he observed.

This had precisely the effect that that diabolical Head had intended.
Rather bad luck on Blaize, reflected the form generally, to be whacked
for cribbing, and then to be slated by the Head for being so low.

The Head paused a moment.

“You may close your books for the present,” he said, “and listen to what
I have to say to you. It is an extremely serious matter. Before doing
your unseen you construed a piece of prepared work, and out of the
twenty-four boys in the form, sixteen got practically full marks for it.
You may remember that at last lesson I took away from Maddox the crib he
had brought in with him, and I also took the transcription of the
shorthand notes he had made. I see, by referring to the crib, that all,
or, I think, nearly all of the boys who got full marks, had used that
crib. They had not even the sense to alter their translations so that
their indebtedness to it should not have been so glaringly obvious. They
are fools, in fact, as well as knaves, and I have no use in Remove A or
in any other part of the school for either. Now I have not the slightest
intention of asking any of you if you used a crib or not, because,
without your telling me, I know that you did. I will just take one
instance, the first that comes to hand. Gregson translated his prepared
lesson perfectly, and in it used three expressions which were identical
with expressions in Bohn’s translation. His unseen, on the other hand,
was simply beneath contempt. I use his name only as the first that
occurs to me, and I do not single him out as being a worse offender than
many others. Nor do I wish him or any of you to confess, still less to
deny that he used a crib. He and you alike are a very rotten set of
fellows.”

The form generally, during this quiet and biting address, was growing
stiff with horror, and Gregson, who, as Plugs, had conversed so lightly
in Bags’s study about the advantages of cribbing, was feeling singularly
empty. It was one thing to talk airily about the merits of the system;
but they were not so apparent when the Head spoke like this about its
demerits.

He let this sink in for a bit, without looking at poor Plugs any more
than at anybody else. Then he continued:

“I have looked through the marks of the half-term,” he said, “and it is
quite inconceivable to me that such high marks as those earned by the
boys who are at the top of the form could have been come by honestly. I
am therefore going to cancel the whole of the marks which to-day
determine your places, and begin fresh with the marks for the unseen
which I have just looked over. You will therefore now take your places
in the new order which I shall read out, and the whole of the marks of
the term hitherto are cancelled. If any boy, high or low, in the newly
constituted form has the slightest protest to make, he will please state
it fully, and I will listen to it with respect. I am not talking
sarcastically, and I only want to do justice, roughly, no doubt, but to
the best of my power. I dare say you have all used cribs to a certain
extent, but I do not want to go into that unless any one wishes me to.
It is dishonest to use cribs at all, and there is the end of the matter.
I will, however, go into any individual case, for the purpose of doing
justice. You may talk it over among yourselves if you wish, and, while
you do so, I will leave your class-room and come back when you have made
up your minds. If any boy wishes me to go, he will please hold up his
hand, and go I will. No notice will be taken by me of the owner of any
hand that is held up.”

They could appreciate that; there was a justice about it that commanded
respect. But though the Head’s promise was implicitly trusted by all
present, not a hand was held up. The Head gave ample time for this.

“I take it, then, you are satisfied,” he said at length. “You will
therefore take your places in the new order. And do not take any books
out of your desks before you take your new places. I will read the list,
and each boy will take his place according to these marks as his name is
read.”

There was the scraping of boots, the stir of changed places, and in a
couple of minutes the new order was established.

“And now,” said the Head, “every boy will look in his new desk, and give
to its previous occupant all its contents with the exception of any
cribs that there may be there. Now make the exchanges, and place all
cribs you find in front of my desk.”

There was an impression at this point that the Head was showing
ignorance. He should have known that most cribs were not brought into
school at all, and that the large majority of them were securely
reposing in their owners’ studies. But here they reckoned without their
host.

Some dozen books were given up, a very meagre total, and the form
generally (wrong once more) expected that the Head would make a
desk-to-desk visitation himself. He did nothing of the kind.

“You will now,” he said, “each of you, go to the house and the study of
the boy whose place you now occupy, and bring me all the cribs you find
there. I have told Maddox to go round after you. I sincerely
hope—sincerely—that he will find nothing to do. If he does the
consequences will be quite serious. I shall come back here in exactly
twenty minutes, and shall expect to find the books ready, piled here.
Maddox will go his rounds after you have finished and report to me. You
all of you share studies with other boys and you will understand that
all cribs found therein will be brought here, whether belonging to
members of this form or not. Now you had the opportunity of consulting
each other before, and you must not consult now. If any of you don’t
know the house to which the owner of your present desk belongs, ask.”

The Head got up, rustled down the room, and went out looking neither to
right nor left. A perfectly silent form dispersed.

They were back again in their places before he reappeared. In front of
his desk was a solid pile of books. He did not even glance at them.

“We will now do our Thucydides,” he said. “Who is the top boy of the
form? You, Blaize. What chapter of what book are you at?”

“Book three, sir,” said David. “Chapter fourteen.”

“Read the Greek then, aloud, till I stop you, and then construe.”

A rather trying half-hour followed. The form generally was addled with
emotion, and it was almost a relief when Maddox appeared from his
search. He had no fresh and incriminating volumes with him, but he might
have left them outside.

“Well?” said the Head.

“No, sir,” said he, “I couldn’t find any more.”

And his eye fell almost respectfully on the appalling pile already
found.

“Thanks,” said the Head. “I am glad. Please take the lesson to-morrow
morning.”

He instantly resumed Thucydides.

“Gregson, read and translate,” he said.

Poor Plugs! . . .

At the end the Head got up.

“There is no need to speak to you further,” he said, “because I think
you all understand. I may say, however, that any boy found using a crib
in the future will be flogged and degraded into the fourth form. You
will find it unwise to try. At least I think so.”

He gathered up his gown, and for the first time, apparently, saw the
heap of books piled in front of his desk.

“The lowest six boys of the form will bring those silly volumes across
to my house,” he said. “The head boy will count them here, and then come
across when they are all removed and count them again to see that the
numbers tally. You understand, Blaize?”

“Yes, sir,” said David.

“And I am ashamed of you all,” said the Head.




                               CHAPTER X


David’s soft grey hat with house-colours on it was tilted over his eyes
to screen them from the sun, and he lay full length on the hot dry sand
above high-water mark on the beach at Naseby, stupefied and simmering
with content. His arms, bare to the elbow in rolled-up shirt sleeves,
were extended, and he kept filling his hands with sand and letting it
ooze out again through the interstices of his fingers in a pleasant,
tickling manner, hourglass fashion, though the action evoked in him
neither edifying nor melancholy reflection on the subject of the passing
of time. Beside him lay two coats and two bags of golf-clubs, for he and
Maddox, with whom he was staying, had just come back from a morning
round of golf, and had gone down to the shore to bathe before lunch.
They had tossed up as to which of them should go to fetch towels, and,
Maddox having lost, had just disappeared up the steep, crumbling path
that led to the top of the sand-cliffs, where was perched the house his
mother usually took for the summer holidays. A few hundred yards farther
north these cliffs broke into tumbled sand-dunes and stretches of short,
velvety turf, where greens nestled in Elysian valleys surrounded by
saharas.

Maddox would be absent some ten minutes, and David let his lazy thoughts
float down the stream of the very pleasant thinkings which made up his
extreme contentment. He did not direct them, but let them drift, going
swiftly here, eddying round there, while the memory-shores of the last
few months glided by. In the first place, and perhaps most important of
all, he was staying here with his friend—this was an eddy; he went
round and round in it. Though he had been here three days already,
passing them entirely with Maddox, playing golf with him, playing tennis
with him, bathing with him, and quite continuously talking to him, David
could not get used to this amazing situation. He called him “Frank” too,
just as if he was nobody in particular, and at the thought of it David
rolled over on to his side, wriggling, and said “Lord!”

It was but a little more than a year ago that he had been, in his own
phrase, “a scruggy little devil with stag-beetles,” capable, it is true,
of hero-worship, and able to recognise a hero when he saw him, for had
not his heart burned within him when, going up for his scholarship
examination, the demigod had thrown a careless word to him? It was quite
sufficient then that Maddox, the handsomest fellow in the world, the
best bat probably that Marchester had ever produced, and altogether the
most glorious of created beings, should have noticed him at all: indeed,
that was more than sufficient; it was sufficient that Maddox should
exist. And since then only a year had passed, and here he was calling
him Frank, and leaning on his arm when so disposed, and tossing him who
should get towels, and staying with his mother. Often she would say
something to him in French, unconscious which language she talked, and
Frank would answer in French, which seemed wonderfully romantic. Though
their ages were so diverse (for Frank was eighteen and David fifteen,
and three years, when the combined total is so small, make a vast
difference) here, staying with him, David hardly felt the gap. At school
it was otherwise, a hundred seasons sundered them, but here they were
equal. All difference was swallowed up in friendship, friendship even
swallowed up hero-worship sometimes.

David dwelled gluttonously on the steps that had led up to this. There
was that meeting at Baxminster, with the splendid adventure of the
second edition of Keats, and here he made an agitated excursion into the
fate of that. He and Margery had decided to sell it, and had got the
enormous sum of twelve (not ten) pounds for it. But the glory of that
had been abruptly extinguished, for their father had insisted that their
equal shares should be invested in the savings bank, to roll up at some
beggarly rate of interest, and do no good to anybody. Really, grown-up
people were beyond words. . . .

He dismissed this distressing topic and hitched on to Maddox again.
Public-school life began with his installation as fag, and there
hero-worship had soared like a flame day by day, until that afternoon
when, after playing squash with Bags in the rain, he had gone back to
the house for a bath. David had always avoided the thought of that; it
remained a moment quite sundered from the rest of his intercourse with
Frank, embarrassing, and to be forgotten, like the momentary opening of
a cupboard where nightmare dwelt. Anyhow, it had been locked again
instantly, and the key thrown away. Never a sound had again issued
therefrom.

Thereafter came a flood of jolly things to swim in. After the new
arrangement in Remove A, consequent on that monumental cribbing-row, he
had got into the lower fifth at Easter, and would, when he went back at
Michaelmas, find himself in the middle fifth. Frank had made him work
with intelligence and industry as well, though the distractions of the
summer-half had been frightfully alluring. For David was really coming
on as a wily left-hand bowler, and it had been extremely difficult to
give more than casual attention to the “Commentaries” of Julius Cæsar,
when his inmost mind was wrapped up in cricket. It was not hundreds of
overs, but thousands of them that David delivered in imagination when he
ought to have been crossing the Alps with Hannibal, or challenging
Medea’s strange use of the pluperfect when that infuriated lady was in
the act of stabbing her children. But he had got his remove, and a
satisfactory report of his work, so that there was peace and joy at
Baxminster, and his father sanguinely prophesied that he would go up
into a fresh form every term, as he himself had done.

Half-way through the summer-half had come the most intoxicating
possibility, namely, that he had a chance of getting his house-colours
for cricket, his very first year at school. This was a thing nearly
unheard of (though, of course, Maddox had done it), but he had been
tried in house-matches, and had done rather well. Then that hope had
gone to the grave, for when Maddox put up the list of the completed
house-eleven his name did not appear. But he had known that it was not
going to do so already, and the manner of its exclusion was, secretly to
him, almost a greater gratification than its appearance would have been.
That, too, lying on the hot sand, he turned greedily over in his mind,
licking the chops of memory.

It had happened thus. He had come one afternoon into Maddox’s study,
just before the final promotions were made, and Maddox opened the
subject.

“David, would you be fearfully sick if I didn’t give you your
house-colours?” he asked abruptly.

David had already allowed himself to hope for, even to expect them, and
the sunshine went out of life.

“I think I should,” he said. “Not that it matters a hang. . . . I say,
I’m going up town. Do you want anything?”

“No, thanks. But just wait a minute. Oh, don’t look like that!”

David’s face had taken an expression of the most Stygian gloom.

“Sorry,” he said. “Of course I was an ass to hope it.”

“No, you weren’t,” said Maddox. “But I’ve been bothering about it, and I
thought I’d talk to you. It’s like this: you and Ozzy have about equal
claim, and, if we weren’t such pals, I think I should toss up which of
you I gave colours to. But the house would think I was favouring you if
I put you in. There’s another thing, too; it’s Ozzy’s last year, and
your first. I don’t know that that matters so much; so, if you find
yourself left out, it’ll be because we’re pals. See?”

David moved a step nearer; the woe had gone from his face.

“Gosh, then, leave me out,” he said. “I—I prefer being left out, if
that’s it.”

“Really?” asked Maddox.

“Yes, rather, and—and thanks ever so much.”

There had been no need for more than these jerked telegraphic sentences,
but David went up town, treading on air, with a secret heavenly pride
that was certainly among the “rippingest feelings” he had ever had. He
congratulated Ozzy with complete sincerity. . . . And here was Frank
himself sliding down the crumbling sand-path with towels.

Frank threw a towel at him and knocked off his hat.

“Mother’s lunching out,” he said, “so we can bathe just as long as we
please without being late. Oh, and she said to me, ‘need you’—that’s
you—‘go away on Saturday?’ I said I’d ask you.”

David had no hesitation over this.

“No, of course I needn’t,” he said. “At least——”

“At least?” said Frank, emptying the sand out of his shoes.

“I mean, are you sure I’m not being a bore? I should love to stop, of
course. But won’t you and your mother get blasted sick of me?”

“Don’t think she will,” said Maddox gravely. “I shall rather, but it
doesn’t matter. In fact, I was wondering whether perhaps you’d mind
going on Friday instead of Saturday.”

David laughed.

“That’s a poor shot at getting a rise out of me,” he said. “Absolute
failure. I shan’t go away on Friday or Saturday.”

Frank just shrugged his shoulders, and stifled a yawn with dreadful
versimilitude. David gave him one short, anxious glance.

“And that wasn’t such a poor shot after all,” said Frank. “Just for a
second you wondered if I was in earnest.”

“No, I didn’t,” said David promptly.

“And that’s a lie,” said Frank.

David gave it up, and lay back on the sand again, beginning to unbutton.

“I know it is,” he said. “You yawned jolly well.”

Frank picked up a handful of the dry powdery sand and let it trickle
gently into the gap of shin that showed between the end of David’s
trousers, and the beginning of his sock. This caused him to spring up.

“Lord, what’s that?” he said. “Oh, I see. Funny; I thought it was a bug
of sorts.”

“Well, if you will grow so that your trousers only reach half-way down
your legs, what else is to be done with the intervals?” asked Frank.

“I grew two inches last half,” said David. “I shall be taller than you
before I’ve done.”

“Very likely. You will be the image of a piece of asparagus, if you like
that. And certainly, if you grow up to the size of your feet, you’ll be
big enough. I shall call you Spondee.”

David’s shirt was half over his head, but he paused and spoke muffled.

“Because why?” he asked.

“Because a spondee is two long feet.”

David gave a great splutter of laughter, as his shirt came off.

“Oh, quite funny,” he said. “Wish I had guessed. Jove, doesn’t the sea
look good? I’m glad it was made, and—and that I didn’t die in the
night. You didn’t bring down anything to eat, did you? Isn’t it bad to
bathe on an empty tummy? Or is it a full one?”

“Don’t know. I’m going to bathe on my own, anyhow. David, there’s a
sharp line round your neck, where your clothes begin, when you’ve got
any, as if you’d painted your neck with the sprain-stuff, Iodine.”

“I did,” said David fatuously, standing nude. “Come on; the ripping old
sea’s waiting for us.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

The tide was high and the beach steep, so that a few steps across the
belt of sand all a-tremble in the heat, and a few strokes into the cool,
tingling water, were sufficient to snatch them away from all solid
things, and give them the buoyancy of liquid existences. The sea slept
in the windlessness of this August weather, and, as if with long-taken
breaths, a silence and alternate whisper of ripple broke along its rims.
Far out a fleet of herring-boats with drooping sails hovered like
grey-winged gulls; above, an unclouded sun shone on the shining watery
plains, and on the two wet heads, one black, one yellow, that moved out
seawards with side-stroke flashings of white arms clawing the sea, amid
a smother of foam. Farther and farther they moved out, till at last
David rolled over in the water, and floated on his back.

“Oh, ripping,” he said. “Good old mother sea!”

Frank turned over also and lay alongside.

“It’s like something I read yesterday,” he said. “‘As the heart of
us—oh, something and something—athirst for the foam.’ I seem to
remember it well, don’t I?”

“Yes. What is it, anyhow? Who did it?”

“Fellow called Swinburne. Good man is Swinburne, at times. Lord, you can
lie down on the sea like a sofa, if you get your balance right. Oh, dear
me, yes; Swinburne knows a trick or two. For instance, ‘when the hounds
of spring are on winter’s traces, the mother of months in meadow and
plain fills the shadows and windy places with lisp of leaves and ripple
of rain. And the bright brown nightingale’—oh, how does it go?”

He lay with head a-wash, and eyes half closed against the glare, and the
spell of the magical words framed itself more distinctly in his mind.

“O listen, David,” he said. “Drink it in!”

               “‘For winter’s rains and ruins are over,
               And all the season of snows and sins,
               The day dividing lover and lover,
               The light that loses, the night that wins:
               And time remembered is grief forgotten,
               And frosts are slain and flowers begotten,
               And in green underwood and cover
               Blossom by blossom the spring begins.’”

David would have appreciated this in any case, but never had any poem so
romantic a setting as when Frank repeated it to him here, as they lay
side by side right out away from land, away from anything but each other
and this liquid Paradise of living water.

“Oh-oh,” he said rapturously. “And what’s the name of it? Go on,
though.”

Frank thought a moment.

“Can’t remember the next verse,” he said. “But it’s ‘Atalanta in
Calydon.’”

“Oh, she’s the chap that went out hunting with her maidens,” said David
confidently.

“She is. Look out, there’s a jelly-fish. All right, it’s floating by. I
say, the water’s as warm as—as—I don’t know.”

“I think you’re babbling,” said David. “Go on about Atalanta. Did she
have good sport?”

Maddox laughed, forgetting that he was balanced in a briny sea, and
swallowed a large quantity of it.

“What’s the row?” asked David. “What did I say?”

Maddox ejected as much of the water as was accessible.

“Oh, you are such a kid,” he said, “and I keep forgetting it.”

David kicked himself into a perpendicular position and trod water.

“Well, I’m getting older as quick as I can,” he said in self-defence.
“Blast! I wish it could go on for ever.”

“What?”

“As if you didn’t know! Being in the sea, and being with you, and being
alive, and so on.”

“Same here,” said Frank. “Lord, but I wish I could _be_ the sea as
well.”

“Rather jam. But I don’t think I’d allow everybody to bathe in me,” said
David. “Dogs, yes, and some people, not all. Or should we charge a
shilling, and let anybody?”

Maddox pushed himself upright in the water.

“’Fraid we ought to come out,” he said. “It must be latish. I’ll race
you to shore.”

“Right oh. Give me twenty yards start.”

“Measure them very carefully,” said Frank.

“Well, twenty strokes then,” said the wily David, shoving from Frank’s
shoulder to get a movement on, and then, taking very long, slow strokes,
letting his impetus exhaust itself.

“Now,” he said.

Both boys swam with the overhand side-stroke, breathing whenever their
heads happened to be above water, and ploughed landwards with waves of
bubble and broken water behind them. Frank overtook the other in the
last thrilling ten yards, won by the length of an arm and a head, and
panting, but still cool, they lay for a little in the shallow water, and
then reluctantly went up over the beach to where their clothes lay.
There the hot sun soon rendered superfluous the towels Frank had been at
pains to fetch, and presently after they laboured up the sandy path to
the house, slack and hungry and content, with the half of the wonderful
day still in front of them. Once on the upward ascent David paused, his
mind going back to the magic of words.

“O-o-oh,” he said again rapturously. “‘Blossom by blossom the spring
begins.’ I shall read some more of that after lunch.”

Lunch took a considerable time, for David’s appetite, like his bones and
muscles, seemed but to grow larger with the food he ate, and it was not
till he had taken Frank’s evil advice and drunk a second bottle of
ginger-beer that he declared himself able to turn his attention to
literature again. They were going to play golf once more in half an
hour, and David staggered out on to the lawn to lie on the shady
terrace-bank for a short spell of Swinburne, which Frank went to fetch
from his bedroom. Letters had arrived during lunch, and he found one for
himself and one for David, which with Swinburne and the daily paper that
would contain one important matter, namely, the result of the county
match between Sussex and Surrey, he took out with him.

“There’s a letter for you,” he said, “and there’s Swinburne and the
_Daily Telegraph_. What order of merit?”

“Oh, _Telegraph_ first,” said David. “I bet you that Surrey—oh, this
letter’s from Margery. Might just see what’s going on. I say, I know
exactly how a balloon feels. But it was jolly good ginger-beer.”

Frank flopped down on the bank by him, and began opening his letter.

“What else do you expect,” he said, “if you inflate yourself with gas,
as you did at lunch?”

“Don’t expect anything else,” said David thickly. “And it was you who
suggested it. I think I must see what happened in the match first.”

“Well, let’s have a look too, you selfish devil,” said Maddox, putting
down his half-opened letter. “Can’t you turn over, and put the paper on
the grass here, so that we can read it together?”

“Lord, no,” said David. “At least it’d be a risk. But I can sit up if I
do it slowly.”

Sussex, which had the good fortune to be David’s county, and for which
he felt rather responsible, had done him credit on this occasion, and
had won by half a dozen wickets. The rest of the paper did not seem to
contain anything that mattered, and, throwing it aside, he and Frank
began on their letters. Margery’s was quite short, though good of its
kind, and, having finished it, David looked up, and saw that Frank was
reading his, and that there was trouble in his face.

“Oh, I say, is anything wrong?” he asked.

Frank did not reply at once.

“I’ve heard from Adams,” he said at length. “There’s been a row. Some
letter has been found, and Hughes isn’t to be allowed to come back in
September.”

“Why? What sort of letter?” asked David.

Then, as Frank was still silent:

“Oh, something beastly, is it?” he asked. “What an ass Hughes is! He was
such a nice chap, too, at my other school.”

Frank had finished reading, and was looking out over the Surrey garden,
biting his lip.

“I say, Frank, what’s wrong with you?” said David.

Frank gave Adams’s letter to him.

“Read it,” he said.

David took it. It spoke of the letter written by Hughes to a boy in the
house, a letter disgusting and conclusive. . . . Then it spoke of the
disgrace Hughes had brought on himself, and the misery he had brought on
his father and mother. He read it and gave it back to Frank.

“Well, I’m awfully sorry, just as you are,” he said; “but if fellows
will be brutes——Old Adams seems no end cut up about it. But somehow,
I’d ceased to be pals with Hughes. Where’s the Swinburne?”

But still Frank did not answer, and David knitted puzzled brows.

“What’s up?” he said.

Maddox turned over on to his back, and tilted his hat over his eyes till
his face was invisible.

“I might have been Hughes,” he said.

Again the memory of what David always turned his face from came into his
mind.

“Oh, rot,” he said lamely, hating the subject.

Maddox was silent a moment.

“’Tisn’t quite rot,” he said. “But then there came a thing, which I dare
say you’ve forgotten, only I haven’t. You came in from playing squash
one wet afternoon, and you and your innocence made me suddenly see what
a beast I was.”

David could not help giving a little shudder, but the moment after he
was ashamed of it.

“I don’t care what you were like before,” he said. “But what I’m
perfectly sure of is that since then—I remember it very well—you’ve
been all right.”

“Yes.”

“There you are, then!” said David.

Frank was still lying with his hat over his face, but now he pushed it
back and looked at David.

“It’s all serene for you,” he said, “because you’ve always been a
straight chap. But it’s different for me. I feel just rotten.”

David scratched his head in some perplexity. The whole matter was vague
and repugnant to him, and he did not want to hear more or know more.
There were such heaps of jolly proper things in the world to be
interested in and curious about. But he understood without any vagueness
at all and with the very opposite of repulsion, that his friend was in
trouble, and that he wanted sympathy with that. So the whole of his
devoted little heart went out there. It was bad trouble, too, the worst
trouble a fellow could have.

“It must be perfectly beastly for you,” he said, “and I’m as sorry as I
can be. But you’re sorry yourself, and what more can a chap do? If you
weren’t sorry it would be different. There’s another thing too, to set
against what you’ve done, and that’s how you’ve behaved to me. You’ve
been an absolute brick to me. You’ve kept that sort of filth away from
me: I know you have.”

David paused for a moment. This morning alone on the hot beach his mind
had dwelt long and eagerly on this wonderful friendship, and now, just
when it was the very thing that was wanted to comfort Frank, this aspect
of it struck him. He remembered how often Frank had, by a seemingly
chance word, discouraged him from seeing much of certain fellows in the
house; he remembered the night when Hughes came and sat on his bed, and
with what extraordinary promptitude Frank had ejected him; he remembered
how his dormitory had been changed, and he had been put in Frank’s, and
had since then slept in the bed next him. All this with swift certainty
started into his mind, and with it the policy that lay behind it. Frank
had consistently kept nasty things away from him; here was his
atonement.

So he went on eagerly.

“I know what you’ve done for me,” he said. “You’ve always—since
then—had an eye on me, and kept filth away. I’m no end grateful. And
since you’ve done that, chalk it up on the other side. You’ve made it
easier for me to be decent. Oh, damn, I’m jawing.”

David suddenly became aware of this, and stopped abruptly, rolling over
on to his side, with his face to his friend.

“Haven’t you been doing that on purpose?” he demanded. “I could give you
heaps of instances.”

“Well, yes.”

“Then let’s chuck the whole subject,” said David.

“In a moment, I just want to tell you: I tried, instead of corrupting
you, to uncorrupt myself. But you did it; it was all your doing. You
made me ashamed.”

David gave a shy little wriggle towards him.

“I never heard of anything so ripping,” he said. “Though it sounds
rather cheek.”

Maddox sat up.

“That’s what you’ve done,” he said. “And if it was cheeky, the other
name of that is salvation.”

There was silence a moment, and probably David had never known such
intense happiness as he tasted then. And, just because he was feeling so
deeply, the idea of anything approaching sentiment was impossible. It
had been said, and the harvest was garnered.

Frank felt that, too; they could not feel differently from each other
just then, and away went the whole subject, a mountain a few minutes
ago, and now light as thistledown on a summer wind.

“It’s done,” he said. “Oh, what was the other thing we brought out?
‘Atalanta in Calydon,’ wasn’t it? First chorus.”

“Yes, that would be ripping,” said David. “At the same time it’s just
struck three, and we were to play golf at three.”

“Jove, so we were! How you must have jawed!”

For one second David was not quite certain whether Frank was trying to
get a rise out of him or not, with such naturalness did he speak.

“Sorry,” he said quickly. “I’m afraid I did.”

Frank laughed.

“David, it’s no sport trying to get a rise out of you,” he said. “You
simply rise at anything. I really didn’t think you’d rise at that.”

“Oh, all right,” said David; “then it was a nice surprise for you. Come
on. If you’ll give me a stroke hole, I’ll—I’ll probably get beaten,” he
added, in a sudden accession of modesty most unusual. “I say, what a
ripping day it’s being.”

“’Tain’t bad. And you’re not such a bad little devil.”

This bordered on past conversation again, and he hastened away from it.

“Go and get our clubs, David,” he said. “I lost the toss about the
towels this morning.”

“That’s not fair,” said David. “We tossed this morning, and that’s
finished. We’ll toss again. Heads!”

“Well, then, it isn’t. It’s tails. But I’ll go if you like!”

It was still very hot, and the links, although the usual August crowd
was at Naseby, were nearly deserted, since it seemed to most of the
world to be the better part of wisdom to sit quiet till the heat had a
little abated, and resume activities again after tea. The two boys,
therefore, had an empty green before them, and since finance in both
their cases happened to be precarious, and there was no need to keep
their places on the green, they took no caddies. On the right along the
first hole lay the sea, shimmering and still, so near that it was easily
possible (to say the least of it) to slice a ball on to the beach, and
in front lay the fairway of the course, stretches of velvet grass,
interrupted by tossing seas of sand-dunes, fringed and bearded with
coarse bents, while a flag planted thereon showed where lay the
direction of the desired haven. Then came trudges through sandy places,
with breathless suspense to see whether the balls had carried the last
of the bunkers and in other cases the equally vivid conviction that they
had done nothing of the sort, and would be found nestling in little,
steep, bare hollows and be-devilled hiding-places. David, in especial,
found himself frequently in amazing and awful places, of which Satan had
certainly been the architect.

But, in spite of the intimate nature of all that had passed between the
two so few minutes before, their unbroken solitude together did not
produce in either of them the least wish to re-open the subject. It had
been closed; a door had been triumphantly slammed on it, so that even if
golf had not been so absorbing, they would neither of them have
mentioned it again. And yet, deep down in each, and unknown to them, all
that had passed had taken root, and was silently germinating, making
fibre in their unconscious minds, building up the stem on which
character bursts into blossom. Many words were consciously spoken, and
many thoughts thought, and all the words and all the thoughts did not
stray beyond the fortunes of the little white india-rubber balls.

At Marchester golf was a recognised school game, played on their own
links, for the two winter halves, when it did not interfere with
cricket, and Frank—it was just like him, so thought David—had become a
fine player with really no trouble at all. He had only played for two
years, but at school he was a scratch player, and here at Naseby had
just won a medal prize, starting from four. He confessed that it had
come easy to him (everything seemed to), and to David’s observant eye he
did not seem to do anything particular that caused him not to top one
drive, and send the next spouting in the air like a geyser. When it came
to approaching, it was with the same supple ease that he flicked the
ball high with a little fid of turf flying after it. It all appeared so
perfectly simple: you merely hit the ball with the middle of the club.
At times, if you were playing against him, the thing became almost
monotonous.

Whatever could be said about David’s play, it could not be called
monotonous. He gave an excellent example of his methods this afternoon
at the third hole, slicing far and gorgeously from the tee out on to the
sand. There had been no interest in Frank’s drive; it had merely gone
straight, and a very long way, and so he came with David to walk up his
ball, which was found to be lying fairly well.

“Silly ass,” he said to him as David took out an iron and prepared to
play with it. “Take your niblick and make certain of getting back on to
grass.”

“But I could get on to the green with an iron, if I hit it,” said David
excitedly, “and then I should be there in two, and you can’t get them in
less than two, and I’ve got a stroke and should win the hole off you, if
I putted my first near it.”

“Right oh,” said Frank. “Never mind the ‘ifs.’”

“Not an atom!” said David.

The ball was not lying so very badly, and there was really a certain
excuse for David. So he took his iron and hit the ball rather firmly on
the head. It went about fifteen yards in an injured manner, and settled
itself in the moat of what had been a child’s sand-castle.

“And it’ll take the deuce of a putt to get near the hole from there,”
remarked Frank.

David, as always, took his game very seriously, and for a moment felt
merely wild with rage, impotent, ineffective rage. Nobody cared.

“Hell——” he began.

Then his admirable temper asserted itself before he settled what hell
was going to do.

“Oh dear, you’re always right, Frank,” he said. “Niblick it is, and I
wish it had been before. Now I’m going to take trouble.”

He shifted with his feet in the loose sand, as Frank had told him to do,
till he got a firm stance. Then (which Frank had never told him to do)
he took the most prodigious wipe at his ball and shut his eyes as the
sand fell in showers round him.

“Didn’t see it!” he said. “What happened?”

Somehow or other he had hit the ball clean and hard and perfectly
straight for the green. It wasn’t a niblick shot at all; nobody, David
least of all, knew how it had happened.

“Well, of all the almighty flukes,” said Frank. “Probably on the green.”

David bubbled with laughter.

“Oh, I say, what sport!” he said. “Now I know how to play golf. If you
lie rather badly, take an iron and make it worse. Then take a niblick
and hit it home.”

They went back to the course to walk up Frank’s ball. It was lying
impeccably twenty yards short of the shored-up bunker that guarded the
green. And for once he was not monotonous; he chipped at it with a lot
of back-spin, and it bounced against the boards of the bunker and fell
at their feet. Thereafter he played racquets against the boards. Then he
gave it up, and David, the reckless and unreasonable, was lying just a
foot beyond the bunkers.

In such wise the hot, heavenly afternoon went by. Dreadful and
delightful things happened. Frank, after long consideration as to
whether he could get over the brook with a drive at the tenth hole,
decided to play short with a cleek, and pitched full into it. David,
with two strokes in hand, putted four times at the eleventh before he
got down, and, both of them trying to carry the far bunker at the
thirteenth, topped into the near one instead. But there were delightful
incidents to balance these distressing ones: Frank holed a mashie shot
at the sixteenth, and at the next David ran through two (not one)
bunkers off a topped drive, and a third with his second shot. But, deep
down below, the basis of their enjoyment was their friendship, and
neither thought how easily that priceless possession might have
foundered and been lost in quagmires. . . .

Frank won: a wholly loathsome putt on the last green, which went into
the hole not by the honest front-door, nor even with a kick at the
honest back door, but with a stealthy, sideway entrance, after circling
round the hole, decided the match.

“Oh, good putt,” said David politely, and instantly the politeness broke
down. “Gosh, what a fluke!” he added.

“Rot! I tried to hole it, and did,” said Frank.

“Well, I said ‘good putt’ once,” said David. “And I can’t say it again.
Simply can’t.”

After tea at the club-house, it seemed a necessity to play again, and
this time, regardless of financial stringency, Frank treated David to a
caddy, and they went forth with pomp, now playing seawards into the hazy
east, now westwards into the blaze of the declining sun, absorbed in
their game and yet absorbed in their friendship of boy-love, hot as fire
and clean as the trickle of ice-water on a glacier. The knowledge of
their talk had made Frank able to turn himself away from all the bad
business of Adams’s letter, and instead of brooding on the irremediable
worst of himself, he took hold of all that was best. And by his side was
David, the friend of friends, now with his arm linked in his, now
excitedly addressing a cupped ball with his largest driver, now
brilliantly slicing among untrodden sand-hills, now dancing with
exultation at the success of a shot that was wholly beyond expectation,
now half whispering to him, “Oh, it’s the rippingest day.”

Then followed lawn-tennis, till it was so dark that the ball could
hardly be seen at all, and in consequence David, standing at the net,
got hit full on the end of his nose, which bled with extraordinary
profusion. Indeed, had murder been committed that night at Naseby, as
Frank said, when they went down for a hurried dip before dressing for
dinner, it would have required no Sherlock Holmes to draw the certain
but quite erroneous conclusion that the deed had been done in David’s
bedroom, and the body carried down to the beach afterwards with the idea
of its being taken away and out by the ebbing tide and the seaward
current. A slop-pail with blood-stained water (analysed by Professor
Pepper and found to be Mammalian) would be discovered in his bedroom,
and at intervals down the path to the beach, further traces of the same
incriminating gore.

The cool sea-water put an end to David’s bleeding, and as he dressed he
began to feel delightfully uncomfortable (as in the attics of
Baxminster) so grimly and gravely did Frank reconstruct the history of
the crime with fearful imaginative details thrown in. A little way from
them on the beach was something vague and black and humped up, and Frank
suddenly pointed at it.

“Do you know what that is?” he asked David in a whisper.

“That black thing? No. What?”

“It’s the body,” said Frank.

Of course this was all nonsense, but David peered at it through the
gloom, and Frank suddenly gave a deep and hollow groan, which startled
him quite awfully.

“It wasn’t utterly dead,” he explained. “It tried to call for help, but
it couldn’t call loud, as its throat was cut from ear to ear. But it
just groaned. The body was that of a boy of fifteen, tall for his age,
David, and well nourished.”

David could not help it; he had to run in his bare feet to where the
supposed corpse lay, kicked it, and came back.

“Only seaweed,” he said. “Now the murderer did it in my room, you say, I
mean he cut the well-nourished boy’s throat there, and then carried it
down to the beach. That won’t do. There are only quite a few drops of
blood on the way down. If its throat had been cut from ear to ear,
there’d be more blood.”

“Not at all,” said Frank. “The murderer held the two edges of the wound
together—no, he’d want both hands to carry the body—he pinned the
edges of the wound together with—with safety pins, so that it only just
leaked. He carried it down to the beach like that, and then took out the
pins, because he had a saving disposition, and this let the boy bleed to
death. As I said, he thought the tide would carry it away, but it
didn’t, and it was found there next morning. Lobsters had got at it
though, and howked pieces out of it. There’s lobster for dinner
to-night. Then the police traced the bloodstains to your bedroom, and
found the slop-pail, and you were kept in prison till you were sixteen,
and then hung at Norwich.”

“And what did he—I—I don’t know which I am, the corpse or the
murderer——”

“You’re both,” said Frank. “The pins? They were put back in the
pin-cushion on your dressing-table, where I saw them just now. There
were stains on them that looked like rust. But they weren’t rust, they
were——”

“They were blood,” said David. “Mammalian.”

Frank looked hastily round for more material for horror, and saw a
fisherman coming down the steep path just behind them carrying two
lobster-pots. This was luck, for David had not seen him, being employed
in putting his shoes on. Frank went on without pause.

“After that the beach at Naseby,” he said, “was not a place where
prudent people cared to be after sunset, especially during the month of
August, and particularly on—on August the tenth, which was the exact
day when the murder was committed. Prudent people avoided it, for there
was no doubt it was haunted. A figure was often seen coming down that
steep path just behind us, carrying a ghastly burden.”

David looked quickly round with the intention of reassuring himself that
there was no one there. That was a dreadful mistake. There was. Frank,
after his one glance at the figure, had not looked at the path again.

“Good Lord,” said David in a whisper. “There’s something coming down it
now. It’s coming straight towards us!”

Then he saw more distinctly, and gave a great cackle of laughter.

“Oh-oh-oh, it’s only a fisherman with lobster-pots,” he said. “But you
did give me such a turn. You said that awfully well. When I looked round
and saw that old buffer coming down I could have screamed. I say, do
lobsters really eat deaders?”

“Whenever they can get them. There are a good many about now, too. The
cook told me that the one we’re going to have for dinner to-night had a
man’s finger in its claws when they brought it up to the house. The best
ones——”

“Oh, dry up,” shouted David. “You’ve a foul mind.”

Frank laughed.

“Oh, you kid!”

Nor was the immortal day over yet. The man-eating lobster was in turn
eaten by man, and after dinner Frank read to his mother and David the
neglected “Atalanta,” after which they played ridiculous games till
bedtime. Frank’s room and David’s communicated with each other, and, as
they undressed, further details and embellishments of horror were added
to the murder story, through the open door. But to one of Frank’s most
gruesome inventions there had been no response, and, looking in, he saw
that David was kneeling by his bed. And at that he went back to his room
again.

The silence was not of long duration, and in a moment David called to
him.

“What was that last, Frank?” he said. “It sounded jolly beastly, but I
wasn’t attending.”

Frank repeated it, and David squealed as he drew his bed-clothes up to
his chin.

“I think that’s enough,” he said. “I shall have gory nightmares. Oh,
hasn’t it been a jolly day?”

“Ripping. Good night, David.”

“Good night. What a pity it can’t be this morning again.”

Frank lay long awake that night. Before he slept he slid out of bed and
followed David’s example.




                               CHAPTER XI


David, with the tip of his tongue stuck out at the corner of his mouth,
was engaged in the delicate, and apparently (until you know the reason)
meaningless task of lashing two pens together with a piece of cotton, so
that their respective nibs should be fixed at a particular distance
apart from each other. The distance, as he took pains to measure
accurately, was exactly that between the first and fourth line on a
piece of scribbling paper. If this is neatly done—and David with his
deft fingers was doing it very neatly indeed—it will be clear that, if
both pens are dipped in ink, and one writes certain words along the
first line of the paper, the second pen, duly adjusted, will
simultaneously be writing the same words along the fourth line.
Similarly, when the first pen is engaged in the second line, the other
will be engaged on the fifth. Thus, provided the pens are securely
lashed and behave reasonably, a sheet of scribbling paper of the sort
that holds twenty lines can be filled with hexameters from any given
part of the highly over-rated adventures of the pious Æneas in the time
that, without this contrivance, it would take to transcribe ten of those
lines. Any boy, moreover, and such adults as still preserve a brain of
moderate ingenuity, will easily guess why those pens, in David’s very
superior contraption, were lashed together at a distance of three lines,
for were they lashed together at the distance of one or even two lines
apart, this engaging scheme by which two lines were written
simultaneously would be much more easily detected. As David had to write
out no fewer than five hundred lines of this piffling “Æneid,” he thus
hoped to be quit of his task in the time that it would take a less
ingenious devil to write two hundred and fifty.

It was already getting dark at the close of a half-holiday afternoon
towards the end of February, and Bags, while David was engaged in these
preparatory processes, was making tea for them both in the study they
shared together. It was a considerably larger one than that which they
had inhabited during their first year, but David’s belongings seemed to
have grown proportionately to his own limbs, and they still usurped by
far the greater portion of the available room. His task, though
tiresome, was not one that required much concentration of attention; it
was mere dull transcribing work, and he could quite well converse as it
was going on. Besides, it was a very short time since he had copied out
these same pages before; he had a certain familiarity with them.

He finished adjusting the pens, found that he had got their distance to
a nicety, and, gripping them on the place where their handles crossed,
he dipped them in the ink. . . . Then, as a refinement of ingenious
engineering, he took Bags’s inkpot and put it in such a place that the
two pens were dipped simultaneously.

“‘Infandum regina jubes,’” he said. “What an awful gasser Æneas was! He
talked straight off for two books, and I suppose Dido didn’t go to
sleep, ’cause she was so mad keen on him. Why can’t I copy out something
decent, like Keats or Swinburne, instead of this mouldy old Johnny? I
should really rather like that.”

“Perhaps that’s why they don’t let you,” said Bags, giving him a cup of
tea.

“Shouldn’t wonder if it was. Thanks awfully, Bags: did you put four
lumps of sugar in? Oh then, two more please. But, as regards the patent
pen, of course there is a certain risk that Owlers (this, of course, was
Mr. Howliss) will spot it and I shall have to do it again. But it ain’t
likely three lines apart. Great security in three lines apart.”

“You’ve spent most of your time this half writing lines,” said Bags.

“I know. I don’t seem to be able to keep out of rows. I don’t want to be
late, or cut chapel, or go out of bounds, but I don’t seem to be able to
help it. Adams jawed me this morning; said he didn’t know what to do
with me, and I’m sure I couldn’t tell him. Maddox is rather sick with me
too, which matters more; says I play the goat too much. And he doesn’t
know about the seal and this last impot yet. I shall have to tell him
though; it’s the best rag I’ve had yet. Yes, more tea, please.”

“I think you’re rather an ass, unless you prefer writing out the ‘Æneid’
to any other ploy,” said Bags.

“I dare say. But I can’t help it. I simply can’t. I should never have
gone to that silly old fair up town last week if they hadn’t put it out
of bounds; but when they put it out of bounds I had to go. It wasn’t
because I wanted to see the fat woman and the skeleton dude. If I take
to smoking, which I haven’t done yet, it won’t be because I like it,
which I don’t, but just because it’s against the rules. That’s good
enough for me.”

Bags took up the first page which David had written, and which resembled
some loose sort of triolet with its repetition of lines. In spite of the
difficulty of managing two pens with success, it was wonderfully
uniform, and written in David’s neat and vigorous hand.

“I’ll get on with another page of them, if you like,” suggested Bags,
“all the fellows say I write exactly like you.”

“Thanks; that’s jolly good of you,” said David. “And you do write
awfully like me. I wonder why. You used not to, as when Maddox spotted
my handwriting in that crib.”

“Oh, I suppose it’s being with you and all that,” said Bags vaguely,
knowing quite well that he had long tried to write like David, out of
affection and admiration for all that pertained to his pal. “I’ll begin
at line a hundred, shall I, so that when you get there you can skip the
next hundred and go on at line two hundred?”

“Yes, that’s the trick,” said David. “Thanks awfully. Sure it doesn’t
bore you? I say, shall I lash a couple more pens for you?”

“Don’t think I should get on well with them,” said Bags.

The Lent term, about half of which was now over, seemed to David a very
poor affair in comparison with other terms. Rugby football was finished
with; cricket, of course, did not exist; the weather had been
consistently diluvian, so that the golf-links where he had intended to
pass most of his leisure, were generally half flooded. Other fellows, it
is true, were busy on athletics, but David, seeing through Frank’s eyes,
had no sympathy with just running when there was no ulterior object
except to run quicker than anybody else. In fact, there were no games
except fives and racquets, and, the demand for courts being largely in
excess of the supply, he could not get one as often as his energy
needed. Thus, since there was so little that might legitimately be done,
he had chiefly occupied himself in breaking school-rules, and, as Bags
had said, he had really passed most of the half in writing lines, which,
though it took time, merely bottled up instead of relieving him of his
exuberant vitality. Furthermore, since there was not the slightest
chance of his getting out of the middle fifth at Easter (only geniuses,
of whom he was certainly not one, did that) David had argued that the
less time he spent over work the better.

The worst of it was there was so very little to do, and Maddox had jawed
David on this subject of “playing the goat” before, suggesting that the
devil had entered into him. It was not quite that really: it was only
the rampageous energy of David’s youth seeking an outlet. He was growing
enormously, and, as sometimes happened, this process did not make him
languid and slack, but seemed only to increase the vitality that stirred
and bubbled in him as in some long-legged colt, making him throw up his
limbs and scamper simply because he was vigorous and growing. But his
escapades and general obstreperousness somewhat exercised his friend as
well as his house-master, who at the present moment, while David and
Bags were writing lines together, was talking to the prefect about the
house in general, and the affairs of David in particular. His general
line, as has been said, was to let the senior boys run the house, while
he enjoyed the tranquillity that their management brought him. But
David’s persistent adventures had protruded themselves into his notice,
and a consultation with Maddox seemed to him desirable.

“About David,” he said. “It’s only energy, Frank, and not viciousness.
You gave just the same sort of trouble yourself, when you were his age.”

“Sorry, sir,” said Maddox. “But I don’t believe I was ever quite such a
nuisance as David is. If ever there’s a crash in the house, it’s always
David breaking a window or throwing his boots at somebody.”

“Can’t you do anything with him?” asked Adams. “He’ll listen to you when
he won’t attend to a word I say.”

“Oh, he listens to me all right,” said Maddox; “but then, he forgets.
Besides, he’s so awfully funny: he makes me laugh.”

Adams lit his pipe and sat down on the floor in front of the fire, for
Maddox happened to be occupying his particular arm-chair. At the moment
all the electric lights went out.

“I’d bet a shilling,” said Maddox, “that David’s at the bottom of that.
Shall I go and see, sir?”

“Yes, do, and then come back.”

Maddox felt his way along the passage to David’s study, and knocked. He
always knocked before he went into other people’s rooms.

“Come in,” shouted David. “But take care of yourself, whoever you are.
There are inkpots about, and it’s as dark as hell and smells of cheese.
Good old Bags; fancy finding a candle in this den. Hullo, Frank!”

“Have you been fooling with the electric light?” asked Maddox.

“Yes, of course. This beastly plug didn’t work and so I dug a knife into
its bowels, and something went off, and gave me an awful start.”

“Ass!” said Maddox. “You’ve put out the lights all over this passage and
Adams’s study.”

“Oh, what larks!” said David. “Let’s have a procession of the
unemployed, who want to work like good little saps, and can’t work in
the dark. Let’s——”

“Let me just get at you,” said Maddox, as David dodged round the table.
“I’ll teach you——”

David squealed with hideous resonance.

“Well, it wasn’t my fault,” he said. “I only jabbed it with a knife.
Wow! Spare me! Have mercy upon me! Wow!”

Frank drove David to a corner and punched him heavily in the ribs, and
boxed his ears, and smacked his head. Summary and effectual justice
being then done, he observed David’s patent lashed pens.

“I know that trick,” he said. “What! is the virtuous Bags doing lines
too?”

“Oh yes,” said Bags airily. “Some of the fourth ‘Æneid.’”

“For David, I suppose, eh?”

“Well, yes,” said Bags.

“How many lines is it this time?” asked Maddox. “And what for?”

“Five hundred,” said David. “At present for a good little Owlers. Gosh,
I wish you wouldn’t hit so hard.”

“Do you? And what has good little Owlers done?”

David began to laugh.

“Oh, Lord, it was funny,” he said. “It was worth five hundred lines.
He’s just as blind as possible, blinder than Tovey, you know; and I
thought it was very likely I shouldn’t be put on construing——”

“Why?” asked Maddox.

“Oh, I don’t know; it seemed likely. Well, he was taking us in the
museum, so I fetched down a stuffed seal, and stuck it up in my place,
so that if he counted heads I should be there, and then I went to play
squash. Bags, you go on. I didn’t see.”

Bags took up the wondrous tale.

“There we all were,” said Bags, “with the seal sitting up in David’s
place. I saw Owlers count heads, and then we began construing. Then it
didn’t quite pan out as David expected, for after a bit Owlers said ‘Go
on, Blaize,’ and of course the seal didn’t say anything whatever.”

“Poor thing, how could it?” said David.

“And then Owlers said, looking very kind, ‘Perhaps you haven’t prepared
quite as far, Blaize.’ But the seal had nothing to say to that, and
Owlers asked him why he didn’t answer. And then Owlers gave him a long
jaw, and told him he was sulky, and there the seal sat with his glass
eyes fixed on the ceiling. Finally Owlers got awful sick with him, and
set him five hundred lines.”

It was no use trying not to laugh: the idea of Owlers jawing the seal
was too much for Maddox, and the three went off into peals of laughter.

“And didn’t he spot the seal at all?” asked Maddox at length.

“Rather not. He went tottering out at the end of the hour, just
reminding the seal to show them up to-morrow.”

David took up his double pen again.

“Oh I wish somebody else had done it,” he said, “for I missed Owlers
jawing the seal. But it was my idea.”

Maddox got up.

“Well, you’ll get into worse trouble if you don’t look out,” he said.
“I’m talking you over with Adams.”

“Oh, may I come and listen outside the door?”

“You may not.”

“Well, stick up for me,” said David encouragingly.

Maddox went back to his house master, still giggling.

“Well, did David make the darkness?” he asked.

“Yes, sir, rather. He investigated the electric plug with a knife, and
something went off, he said. So I hit him about. They’re putting another
fuse in.”

He laughed again.

“David was writing five hundred lines as usual,” he said, “with Bags
helping. I think I must tell you why.”

Adams made no attempt at gravity and shook with laughter.

“But it can’t go on,” he said. “David’s becoming a nuisance, and gating
him and giving him lines to write is no earthly good. What he wants is a
good licking and plenty of exercise. There’s not an ounce of harm in
him.”

“Oh, he’s the straightest chap in the world,” said Maddox.

“Well, you might warn him. Tell him next time he’s reported to me, I
shall send him to the Head with a request that he shall be swished. And
how’s the rest of the house?”

“Oh, pretty slack, sir. It’s rotten weather, you see. Weather makes a
lot of difference to us.”

“I know. There’s always more trouble this half than any. Try to keep
them up to the mark, Frank.”

“I’ll do my best sir. But I’ve got an awful lot of work with this
Trinity scholarship exam. coming or in a fortnight. I’m as rusty as
nails over my history.”

Adams smoked his pipe for a little in silence.

“By the way, you pull all right with Cruikshank now, don’t you?” he
asked.

“Rather. I used to bar him awfully, but we—well, we had a talk after
Hughes was sent away, and decided to get on better together. Crookles is
a good chap.”

“Glad you’ve found that out,” said Adams. “You never would believe me
when I told you so. Well, tell David that the wooden eye of Nemesis is
on him, and see if you can’t make him less obstreperous. He thinks more
of what you say than of what any one else says. He simply jumped down my
throat the other day in your defence.”

“What about, sir?”

“Because I ventured to criticise your play in that house-racquet tie,
when we were nearly beaten by Thomas’s. I said I thought we should have
won more easily if you had served with more care and less force. David
turned quite purple, and said, ‘I shouldn’t wonder if he knew what he
was about.’”

“Frightful cheek,” said Maddox.

“Well, I don’t know. He only reminded me that you know more about
racquets than I do, which is perfectly true. Well, are you off? Tell
David not to make himself so conspicuous.”

Maddox went upstairs again after this to his study, where his fag was
putting out his tea-things. David, of course, after his promotion into
the fifth form, had ceased to be in a state of servitude, and his
successor was a small bony youth called Jevons, who usually had a cold
in the head, and an inky handkerchief with which to minister to it.
There was no kind of briskness about him; he was timid and slovenly and
melancholy, and went about his duties as if laying out the bake-meats
for the funeral of a dear departed friend. Maddox did his best with him,
tried to encourage him to look the world in the face a little more, and
wash a little more, and not drag his feet as he walked; but it was a
dismal change from being attended to by the adroit and willing David.
David, it is true, sometimes smashed things by running with them, or
from excess of zeal in cleaning the inside of a tea-cup, but that was
better than finding forgotten tea-leaves in the pot one day, or crumbs
and other foreign substances in the sugar, and little bits of butter
sticking to the bottom of the plates. But though Maddox was kind to this
spiritless youth, David, on the occasions when he came across him, was
severely critical. It seemed to him a dreadful affair that his place
should be filled by so abject a specimen, and, mixed with his contempt
for Jevons, there was a certain jealousy that he should go in and out of
Maddox’s study as he chose, and joylessly perform all the offices in
which David had delighted. Fifth-form boy as he was, he would have loved
to continue fagging for Maddox, for the sake of seeing that he was
properly looked after, and for the intimacy which that would give him.
Now, since their ages and places sundered them so widely in ordinary
school-life, David necessarily saw much less of him than before. He knew
that this must be so, but it did not make him like Jevons the more.

There was the sound of cheerful whistling going on from the bath-room
where David was washing up on his own account, when Maddox came up to
his study, but it ceased as Jevons went in to fill his kettle, and a
half-cracked admonitory voice took its place.

“Well, have you put a nice bit of butter in the milk-jug to-day,” it
asked—the voice was as unmistakably David’s as the whistle—“or have
you rubbed it round the edge of the tea-cup? Lord, rinse out the kettle
before you fill it, can’t you? Here, give it me. I say, you really
should smarten yourself up a bit, Jevons. Wash your hands while I get
the kettle ready. I wonder Maddox can eat a thing when you’ve touched
his crockery.”

“David!” shouted Maddox.

“Want me?” asked David.

“Yes, come here a minute. I’ve got something to say to you.”

David went to his study followed by the depressed Jevons, who shuffled
about the room for a bit, dropped a knife, and then left them.

“Jove, it’s jolly in here,” said David appreciatively, “though how you
can stand that scug mucking about, I can’t think. I used to run you much
better than this, Frank. What do you want me about?”

“I’ve been talking to Adams about you,” said Frank, “and I should advise
you to try to go steadier. Adams told me to tell you that the wooden eye
of Nemesis is on you, and the next time you’re reported he’s going to
send you to the Head to be swished.”

David shrugged his shoulders.

“Wooden eye is good,” he said. “But I don’t much care. I’m not sure I
wouldn’t sooner be swished than be writing lines to all eternity. I
never get them done; there are always some more.”

“Finished that five hundred?” said Maddox parenthically.

“Lord no, but I was just washing up and taking an easy. Bags is going
on.”

“Well, I said I would pass on Adams’s message. Of course you can be
swished if you like: nothing easier. But the Head makes you feel a bit
cheap first, and afterwards lays on.”

David sighed heavily.

“I suppose I ought to promise you to be an absolute record for
saintliness,” he said, “but it’s no use. Something goes ‘fizz’ inside
me, and I can’t help playing the fool. I wish I was older or younger. If
I was older I suppose I should see what a rotter I am, and if I was
younger I should simply do what you told me. I know you’re right, but
then comes a minute and I can’t help doing something foolish on any
account, if you know what I mean.”

David looked round the study again, and it made him feel rather
melancholy. He hadn’t seen much of Frank this term, for Frank had been
working hard, and again the sense of the distance they were apart in the
world of school severed them. It was greater now that he was an
independent person in the fifth than it had been when he was Frank’s
fag, and in Remove A. And the intimacy which had been theirs at Naseby
was no longer possible at school. At that moment, also, a tooth began
suddenly to ache and gave him a series of staccato stabs with a really
brilliant touch.

“Gosh, and I’ve got the toothache,” he said. “It’s suddenly begun
hurting like hell.”

“Sorry,” said Frank.

David leaned back in his chair, with his long arms and legs sprawling.

“It ached yesterday,” he said, “but then I didn’t mind as I was having a
good time over the seal. But it’s rot having toothache when other things
are beastly. Why should this blighter decay? My other teeth don’t. What
a rotten show it all is!”

“What’s up, David?” asked Frank.

“Oh, I don’t know. There’s a sort of conspiracy against me. Whatever I
do gets found out, and I’m writing lines and being gated the whole
blooming time. And the sight of your study gives me the hump. I haven’t
been here for a week I should think, and now you’re sick with me, and
so’s Adams.”

“Well, don’t play the goat,” said Frank.

“Yes, it’s easy to say that,” observed David, “but it isn’t as if I set
out to play the goat. It just comes: it just happens. Oh, Lord, the seal
was so funny, sitting there on its sloping brim, and staring with its
glass eyes at the ceiling, and all my books spread out in front of it.
Soon as I’d got it fixed, I hopped out of the window, you know. There it
was looking at the ceiling all moth-eaten, and the Owlers never guessed
it wasn’t a boy.”

David gave a shrill laugh that began in a high treble and ended
baritone, for his voice was cracking. Then he became quite grave again.

“Things are rotten,” he said. “I get amused like a kid, and suddenly in
the middle of it, I remember I’m not quite such a kid. I know it really,
but I can’t help skipping about and butting round. Why can’t I be your
fag instead of that mucky Jevons, and, if not, why can’t I be a sensible
person? I made Jevons wash while I made your kettle decent again; you
should have seen his fingers. And then he sniffs and blows his beastly
nose with a sort of tight sound. And I’m no better; I’ve got the
toothache and I’m gated at five, and I’ve the best part of five hundred
lines to write still, and you’re sick with me, and I shall get swished
if I don’t take care.”

Frank had been through this: he knew the transitional disquiet of being
fifteen, which has just got to be lived through. He poured out a cup of
tea and handed it to David.

“I think I won’t,” he said. “I’ve just had tea. Isn’t it rum how you can
be no end cheerful, as I was when I jabbed the electric light, and then
suddenly go rotten? I dare say it’s only toothache.”

Frank got up.

“There’s some chloroform somewhere,” he said, “which I used for killing
butterflies. If you stick some on cotton wool, and jam it in your tooth,
it’ll be all right.”

He rummaged in his cupboard, and with the aid of a pin put the soaked
wool into David’s tooth.

“Gosh, that’s better already,” said David after a minute. “Thanks
awfully. Perhaps if I drank some tea the other side, it wouldn’t hurt
it.”

There was a cake also, and David was induced to try this as well.

“Better,” he said at last.

“That’s good. More?”

“Well, just a little. Then I’ll wash up for you properly, just for
once.”

“That’ll be ripping of you. And, as we’re pretending you’re my fag
again, I shall just jaw you. You see, I know quite well what it feels
like to do something goatish, just because it’s against the rules, but
that wears off, David. You’ll get to know that most rules are pretty
sensible. You see you couldn’t have a whole division of stuffed seals.
Therefore you mustn’t have any.”

David laughed in a full-mouthed manner.

“Oh, but wouldn’t they look ripping?” he said.

“Yes, but things couldn’t go on if every one behaved like you. Therefore
you mustn’t. See? By the way, I told Adams you were the straightest chap
in the world.”

David flushed with pleasure.

“Oh, did you really?” he said.

“Yes, why not? But he’ll send you to be swished just the same if you
bore him.”

David got out of his chair.

“Well, I’ll try not to,” he said; “so I’d better get on with those
lines.”

“Perhaps you had. I must work, too. And don’t get any more. You’ve only
got to stump along, and be ordinary. By the by, I’ve got a racquet court
to-morrow at twelve, and I can’t use it. You may have it if you like.”

“Oh, ripping,” said David. “Tooth out first, then racquets. Thanks
awfully.”

He lingered a moment.

“What jolly good days those were at Naseby,” he said.

“I know that. They’re all alive too. There’ll be lots more of it.”

David put his hands on Frank’s shoulders, as they stood together for a
moment by the fireplace.

“I believe they are,” he said. “And I believe I’m as tall as you.”

“Oh, you’re getting a big lout,” said Maddox.

But the evil star continued to shine balefully on David next day. The
device of the double pen was promptly detected by Mr. Howliss, his lines
were torn over, all to be done again, and Bags’s friendly help was vain
labour also. Bags had been opposed to the patent-pen system, on the
ground that it was liable to detection, and though theoretically it
saved time, it didn’t save so much, as nobody could wield the double pen
with the same swiftness as the single one. Consequently he made no
renewed offer of help with regard to the reimposed imposition, and David
had to stop in at twelve next day after an excruciating interview with
the dentist instead of playing racquets. And this parsimonious dentist
quite refused to whip out the aching tooth, and have done with it (a
pang to which David had strung himself up); he said it could be saved,
and the salvation thereof included a whizzing drill, and the stuffing of
it with something painful to the feelings and obnoxious to the taste,
and implied a further visit the day after to-morrow.

Then followed a brief interval of delightful happenings, while the
baleful star hid itself. The tooth was comforted and reinforced, so that
it could be bitten on again even with nuts, an unexpected mid-term
largesse of ten shillings from his father, and half a crown from
Margery, which was almost insanely noble of her, turned up, and with
Bags for a partner David won the school junior-fives competition. This
was a triumph of the juiciest kind, for all Europe must have known that
Bags was a fives-player of no class at all, and that portion of
civilised Europe which saw the final were aware that David practically
played it single, butting about from side to side of the court, while
Bags effaced himself in the manner of a shadow against the wall, so as
not to be in the way. That meant another sovereign, which had to be
expended in the purchase of a small silver commemorative cup and to that
sum he added five shillings out of the tips from home, and bought for it
a black polished stand of pear-wood with a plated shield on which was
engraved his name and that of his innocuous partner.

“First of my cups,” he announced when it came home, “and it jolly well
will not be the last. Won’t it be ripping when I have a whole shelf-full
of them? No, I’m blowed if I have my tea in an ordinary cup. Pour it in
here, Bags, and I’ll drink your good health for getting out of the way
so well! Lord, how hot it gets!”

Simultaneously with these propitious events, came the early rounds of
the house handicap golf competition. David had adopted a wise policy
over this. For ten days before the links had been practically unplayable
owing to floods, but he had remembered a word of Frank’s. “If you want
to improve, go out with half a dozen balls and practise mashie shots on
to a green. When you’ve got them all there, putt them all out.”

So for the last week David had “slacked out” with a mashie and a putter,
found a green that was not under water, and had put this hint into
practice. It was dull, but then there was nothing else to do, and the
reward looked within reach. He had been entered with a handicap of
fifteen, but, thanks to his practice, he was already a stroke or two
better than that. He had met Maddox in the second round, and receiving
eleven strokes had beaten him. Then he encountered Gregson, whom he
played on level terms, and, emerging by the skin of his teeth from that,
had wiped up the floor with Cruikshank, who gave him six. This brought
him to the semi-final.

Then from behind the clouds out popped the baleful star again, and shed
its dreadful beams on him with peculiar effulgence. First of all Maddox
went up to Cambridge for his scholarship examination, and David, who had
never known what school was like without the sense of his being there,
who was the first person he saw when he woke in the morning, and the
last before he went to sleep at night, felt lost and rudderless. Next
him in dormitory was the empty bed, and all day long he knew there was
no chance of Frank’s dropping in, or calling him to his study. Then Bags
got influenza and disappeared also, leaving David bereft of his two
great friends, to find out for the first time how solid and comfortable
a pal Bags was. Then came the semi-final of the golf-handicap, in which
he was completely off his game, and got beaten on level terms by the
mild and spotty Joynes, to whom David felt competent to give four
strokes in the round. But such proved, on this fatal afternoon, not to
be the case.

It was a gusty, boisterous day, and David, liable at all times to be
rather wild and given to exuberant slicing, sliced in a manner probably
without parallel. With his loose arms he could drive a very long ball,
but to-day that was a disadvantage rather than otherwise, since he sent
it to remote cover-point. This was exasperating, and Joynes, who usually
had the honour, exasperated him further, for, having himself gone not
far, but straight up the middle of the course, he overwhelmed David with
a sort of envious condolence.

“By Jove, what a long ball!” he would say, as David’s drive started on
its insane career. “I wish I could drive like that. Oh, the wind’s
catching it; bad luck. Look where it’s going, miles away! It’ll be
rotten bad luck if it’s on the road.”

Or, again, David would make an astonishingly feeble putt, and Joynes
again showed sympathy.

“Pity it wasn’t a little harder; it was dead on the line. I wish I could
putt as straight as that. Hullo, you’ve missed the second one, too. That
leaves me three for it. You’d much better make me putt them out. I can
miss anything. Hullo, it’s gone in. Sorry.”

This sort of thing goaded David to madness, and presently he could bear
it no longer.

“I say, would you mind not talking quite so much,” he said politely.
“It’s awfully rotten of me, but I think it puts me off.”

Upon which Joynes hermetically sealed his lips, till they came to the
fourteenth hole, where the match came to an abject end. . . .

All this was sufficiently depressing, and there was no quietly
sympathetic Bags to be a comfort. Nor was there Bags to get tea ready,
and it struck David really for the first time to-day how invariably Bags
did that. And he could not find his milk-jug, and when he did it smelled
sour, for it had not been washed up . . . and there was nothing to eat,
and he would have to go up to school-shop to get a cake. It was all
deplorable, and on the way he met Gregson, his victim in the third
round.

“Suppose you disposed of Joynes all right, Blazes?” he asked.

“No, he disposed of me. Easily as anything,” said David.

“Hurrah!—I mean sorry. But you see I bet a shilling he would.”

“Congratters,” said David insincerely.

The wind had turned bitterly cold, and spikes of sleet half frozen had
begun to fall as he came back from the shop. That, again, seemed to
David part of the conspiracy to make his life as disagreeable and
uncomfortable as possible: Nature herself had joined in. He did not want
to be unreasonable, but if, on the top of all these things, it was going
to snow, he felt that even Job’s patience would break down. Snow ruined
everything; it was incompatible with any form of exercise, and
mournfully he went back to his solitary study.

But when he had drawn the curtains, and pulled his chair up to the
hot-water pipes, so that he could rest his feet on them, and divided his
attention between “Ravenshoe” held in one hand (he had got to where Gus
and Flora were naughty in church), and tea in the other, things seemed
to cheer up a little. Outside evidently the weather had got worse, for
the wind squealed round the corner of the house, and on his panes,
behind the thick red curtains he could hear the muffled patter of the
driven snow. And, after all, there was a bright side to snow, for it
would mean that there would be prayers in the house to-night, and he
would not have to turn out to go to chapel. And Maddox would be back on
Saturday, and it was Thursday evening already. Also Bags had written to
him from the sick-room, saying that he was better, and expected to be
out again by Sunday. David’s spirits began to improve, and he kicked off
his shoes, in order to enjoy a greater intimacy with the hot-water
pipes, and burst into a shout of laughter as Flora announced that she
had left her purse on the piano. . . .

It would have been a poor heart that did not rejoice next morning, for
during the night the wind dropped and so smart a frost had set in that
the snow lay hard and crusted on the ground, and it would be clearly
possible to go tobogganing on the slopes of the down at twelve. At
breakfast, moreover, there was a postcard for him from Frank, with a
highly coloured photograph of the great quadrangle at Trinity on the
back, and a couple of lines to say he would be back by mid-day on
Saturday, and that Cambridge was a topping place. It warmed David’s
heart to think that Frank should have remembered him, and, with the
prospect of tobogganing at twelve, and the cheer of the frosty-shining
sun, his spirits went up to a pitch of inexpressible buoyancy as he slid
along the trodden path to go to ten-o’clock school.

Paths had been swept in schoolyard between the various class-rooms, but
the rest of the broad space lay white and untrodden. David got there
while it still wanted five minutes to ten, and hung about with a few
friends outside the class-room door till the hour should strike. There
was a quiet exchange of small snowballing, furtively delivered, for it
was very strictly forbidden in the quadrangle, and David had just lobbed
one not bigger than a racquet-ball with extraordinary success, just
between the collar and neck of Joynes, who had not the vaguest idea who
had done this. Now he was moulding another larger one in his hand, with
an absent eye in Joynes’s direction, and his shoulders trembling with
suppressed laughter, for Joynes’s attempts to scoop the snow out were
really very funny, when Gregson came up to him.

“Jolly good shot,” he said. “I saw. But I bet you can’t chuck a snowball
right across the quad.”

“Bet-you-I-can,” said David all in one word.

He put down his books, took a couple of quick steps, and discharged the
snowball he had prepared. He had aimed it, a high howitzer sort of shot,
at the blank wall opposite. But it went rather to the left, and at the
exact second of his throwing it, the door of the master’s common-room
opened, and out came Owlers.

“Lord, I’ve got him,” squealed David, though he had not intended to
“get” anybody. And immediately behind Owlers came the Head.

David was quite right: the snowball “got” Owlers just in the middle of
the waistcoat, and the Head saw. Very quickly and delicately the group
of boys among whom David was standing dispersed into the two class-rooms
that stood side by side, David with them, and amid stifled sniggers took
their places. Immediately afterwards the Head entered, stiffly rustling.

“Did any boy here throw a snowball across the court just now?” he asked.

David stood up at once. It was no good not doing that, for, unless he
gave himself up, it was quite certain that there would be punishment for
the whole of the two forms in their corner of the court, and that was
not to be thought of.

“You, Blaize?” said the Head.

“Yes, sir.”

“Very well. You knew that snowballing in court was forbidden?”

“Yes, sir,” said David.

“Who is your house-master?”

“Mr. Adams, sir.”

That was all for the present, but after school David saw the Head
talking to Adams, and remembering Adams’s warning, felt prepared for the
worst, and tobogganed without any particular zest. Subsequently that day
Adams remarked laconically, “So you’re determined to have your way,
David,” and next morning the school porter entered his class-room with a
small blue paper, which he presented to Owlers. He peered at it in his
short-sighted manner.

“Blaize to go to the Head at twelve,” he said.

Going to the Head at twelve implied knocking at the door of a small
empty class-room, barely furnished, next the sixth-form room. The Head
was there waiting, standing in front of the fire, and looking vexed.

“Blaize, I have been talking to your house-master about you,” he said,
“and he tells me that you have given a great deal of trouble this term.
He tells me also that he had warned you that the next time you made a
nuisance of yourself he would send you to me. Did you get that warning?”

“Yes, sir,” said David.

“Very well, then, I shall give you a good whipping,” he said. “It isn’t
for just throwing a snowball, you understand, but for all the
accumulation of silly, disobedient things you have done. You have been
gated several times this term, and you have had frequent impositions.
Your form-master gives me exactly a similar report of you. These
punishments don’t seem to have made any impression on you, so I shall
try another plan. It’s no use your going on like this, and I’m not going
to have it. Rules are made for you to obey, whereas you seem to think
you may break them or not exactly as you please. They were not made
without a purpose, and I am going to show you that they cannot be broken
indefinitely without great inconvenience.”

David had not quite allowed for the horrid effect of the Head’s tongue.
He had faced the fact that he was going to be swished, but he had not
faced the fact that the Head would take all the stuffing out of him
first, so to speak, just when he wanted the stuffing.

“I am not going to whip you for my amusement,” he continued, walking
towards a cupboard, “far less for yours. I am whipping you because I
wish to give you something by which to remember that you must keep rules
instead of breaking them. Reasonable methods have been tried with you,
and they don’t succeed, and I am going to treat you as if you weren’t
reasonable, and hurt you. I don’t like doing it, you will like it much
less, and I want you to understand that it’s a lower method of treating
a boy like you, who is quite big enough and clever enough to know
better. You have been behaving like an unreasonable animal instead of a
sensible boy. You are going to be sharply reminded to have more sense in
the future. Now get ready.”

David had not imagined it would be pleasant, but it was a great deal
more unpleasant than he had anticipated. The Head never swished unless
he meant it; there was no such thing as a light swishing, and that fact
was most clearly comprehended by David during the next minute. Nor was
there any consolation from his executioner when it was over.

“That will do,” he said. “You richly deserve what I have given you.
Don’t let me have to send for you again.”

David went out, biting his lip. It had really been very hard not to cry
out under those stinging blows, considering how very abject he felt
before they had begun, and almost the worst part of all was the waiting
between the strokes which were delivered with pauses for thought. But he
got through without giving himself away, and went down to his house,
feeling rather glad that Bags was in the sick-room, since an interval to
pull himself together again in solitude was certainly desirable. But
hardly had he got into his study when there came a tap at the door, and
Maddox entered.

“Hullo, David,” he said; “I’ve just got back. Did you get my postcard? I
half wondered whether you would come up to the station. I say, what’s
up?”

“Just been swished,” said David.

“What for?”

“Accumulations, so that blasted Head told me. Throwing a snowball
finished it.”

“Oh, you infernal ass,” said Maddox. “You jolly well deserved it.”

At that the devil, no less, entered into David.

“Anyhow, I never deserved being expelled,” he said very evilly.

Frank looked at him a moment; then, without a word, he left the room.

For a few seconds David was not in the least sorry for that speech. He
was smarting himself, and if all Frank had to say was that he deserved
it, he was glad to have made Frank smart too. . . . And then with a
sudden sense of sick regret, he remembered who Frank was, and all that
Frank had been to him. And on the moment he was out of his study, and
off down the passage to Frank’s. He went in without knocking.

“I say, I’m a damnable chap,” he said. “I’m frightfully sorry. I don’t
know if you can forgive me.”

He put out a rather timid hand. Instantly it was clasped and held.

“I didn’t mean it,” he said. “I felt mad.”

“David, old chap,” said Frank.

They stood there for a minute in silence, for really there was nothing
more to be said. Then David smiled.

“I think I’d better not make an ass of myself any more,” he said.

“Beastly good idea,” said Frank.




                              CHAPTER XII


David was sitting on the steps in front of the cricket-pavilion in
school-field, with a pad on each leg and a glove on each hand, and an
icy lump of nervous fear inside his canvas shirt to take the place of a
heart. But nobody paid the least attention to him, or gave him a single
word of encouragement, or cared at all for his panic-stricken condition,
because everybody was utterly absorbed in what was going on at the
wickets. The whole school and the whole staff were there watching the
end of the final tie in house-matches in absolute tense silence, except
when a run was scored, or a smart piece of fielding prevented one being
scored. Then a roar went up from all round the ground, cut off again
suddenly, as if a hand had been placed over all the mouths of some
many-throated beast, as the bowler received the ball again. During the
pause between overs a buzz of talk rose as if the cork had been taken
out of a bottle where sonorous bees were confined; this talk was
silenced as the next over began.

Probably such a final as this had been seen before, but that did not
detract from the tenseness of the excitement. The present position,
arrived at through many delightful adventures, was that Adams’s wanted
twenty more runs to win, with two wickets to fall. Maddox, luckily, was
in still, and Cruikshank (a miserable performer with the bat) was in
with him. If either of them got out, the forlorn and trembling David had
to take his place, last wicket, to totter down the steps and walk
apparently about twenty miles to the wicket, in the full light of day,
with the eyes of the world on him. Maddox, of course, was the only hope
of salvation; neither David nor Cruikshank could, even by their most
optimistic friends, be considered as capable of doing anything but
getting out against such strength of bowling as they had against them.
And, in order to make David quite happy and comfortable about it all,
there was indelibly written on the tablets of his memory the fact that
he had got out second ball in the first innings “without,” as the school
paper would record on Saturday, “having troubled the scorer. . . .” What
if the paper added that in the second innings he proved himself as
independent of the scorer again? So, while the groups of boys round him
regaling themselves the while on bags of cherries and baskets of
strawberries, seethed with pleasant, irresponsible excitement, David was
merely perfectly miserable, as he waited for the roar that would go up
round the field, to show another wicket had fallen. That would not be
abruptly cut off like the tumult that succeeded a run or a piece of
fielding: the Toveyites would go on screaming “Well bowled” or “Well
caught” until he marched out across the field. All that he could think
of in this hour of waiting was the fact that he had been completely
bowled by the second ball he received in the first innings after having
been completely beaten by the first. Tomlin, who had kindly sent down
that fatal delivery, was bowling now, and no doubt he would be bowling
still when he went in.

The match had been full of entrancing and agonising vicissitudes.
Adams’s had batted first, piling up a respectable total of a hundred and
eighty-two, which gave no cause for complaint. Then Tovey’s had gone in
and had been ignominiously dismissed by Cruikshank and Mellor for
eighty-one, and the sages were inclined to think that the match was as
good as over. They had followed on, but, instead of being dismissed for
eighty-one again, they had amassed the huge total of three hundred and
twenty-nine. Cruikshank, the demon of the first innings, had been hit
completely off his length, and David had been put on as first change,
not having bowled at all in the first innings. But the glorious personal
result of that afternoon’s work gave him no encouragement now, for his
mind was filled to the exclusion of all else with the fact that in his
previous appearance with the bat, and not the ball, Tomlin had beaten
him twice and bowled him once. But yesterday, when he was bowling,
Tovey’s could do nothing with him; he bowled their captain, Anstruther,
in his first over (after being hit twice to the boundary by him) and had
proved himself altogether too much for the rest of the side. The wicket
was fast and true, and there was no reason for their not being able to
play him, except the excellent one that he bowled extremely well. He was
left-handed, with very high action, and had (as an accessory) cultivated
a terrifying prance up to the wickets, with a crooked run and a change
of feet in the middle of it, like a stumbling horse. After this he
delivered a slow high ball, while every now and then (but not too often)
he laced one in as hard as ever he could with precisely the same
delivery. In the end he had taken seven wickets for ninety runs, while
the rest of the three hundred and twenty-nine had been scored off the
other bowlers of the side who had captured two wickets (one being run
out) between them.

There came a roar from the ring of spectators round the field, and
shouts of derisive laughter from a group of Adams’s boys standing near,
and David, forgetting everything else for the moment, added a piercing
cat-call whistle to the general hubbub. Tomlin had changed his field
with the obvious intention of getting Maddox caught in the slips,
sending mid-on there, making the fourth of them. Then he proceeded to
bowl a little wide of the off-stump. Maddox had let three balls go by,
but the fourth he pulled round to exactly where mid-on had been, and
scored four for it. Oh, a great stroke, and no one could tell, perhaps
not even Maddox, how it was done.

There was one more ball of this over, and it was wonderfully important
that Maddox should score one or three or five off it, so as to get the
bowling again. But it was no use attempting to do anything with such a
ball, it was all he could do to play it. So Cruikshank got the bowling.
Well, it was better that Cruikshank should face Crawley than Tomlin. If
only Tomlin could receive a telegram saying that his father and mother
and his three brothers and his four sisters (if he had any) were all
seriously ill, and that he had to go home absolutely this minute. . . .

It was clear that Cruikshank was nervous—David knew of somebody else
who was nervous, too—but he presented a dull solid wall to two straight
balls. Then, with extreme caution, he lobbed one up in the direction of
long-off, and ran like the devil. “Come on,” he shouted to Maddox, for
he was just as anxious that Maddox should get the bowling as was the
rest of Adams’s.

Maddox wanted a run as much as anybody, but he was completely taken by
surprise at the impudence of this. But there was Cruikshank half way up
the pitch, and it meant a wicket lost, if he told him to go back. So he,
too, ran like the devil.

The situation only lasted a couple of seconds, but it made up in quality
what it lacked in quantity. If long-off, who already had the ball in his
hands, had thrown it in to the end from which Cruikshank had started, he
had a good chance of getting Maddox run out, while if he threw it in to
the bowler, close to him, he had the practical certainty of running
Cruikshank out, which was not nearly so important. Simultaneously both
wicket-keeper and bowler shouted “This end!” and he threw it wildly to
about the middle of the pitch. And there were fifteen more runs to get
to win.

It seemed to David, as he watched, forgetting himself for a moment or
two, that Maddox himself was feeling the strain, especially after this
last and unmerited escape. He spooned a ball feebly in the air short,
but only just short of point, and the next, though he scored two off it,
was the most dangerous stroke, and as unlike as possible to his usual
crisp cutting. Still, it might be only that there was something
dreadfully unexpected about that ball, which caused him to mis-time it.
But if only he would kindly _not_ mis-time balls for a little while
longer. Then came the last ball of the over, which he hit out at,
completely missed it, and was nearly bowled. So Cruikshank had to face
the fatal Tomlin.

There ensued some piercing moments. There was an appeal for a catch at
the wickets, confidently made, which was not upheld, and Cruikshank
proceeded to play like a clockwork doll, imperfectly wound up. After
failing to play two balls altogether, he hit out as hard as he could at
the third, intending to drive it, and snicked it between his legs for
one. But that gave Maddox the bowling again, and off the last ball he
scored one, and thus secured the bowling again.

A little faint glimmer of hope came into David’s heart. There was a bye
for two, which left eleven runs only to get, and perhaps, perhaps he
would not have to bat at all. If only Maddox would hit three fours in
succession, a feat of which he was perfectly capable, the match would be
over, and David thought it would be quite impossible ever to stop
shouting again. For nothing in the whole world mattered to him now,
except that they should win, and nobody mattered except those two white
figures at the wicket. Yet one was Frank, and David so far mastered his
trembling knees as to go to the scoring-box to see how many he had made.
His score was just eighty, so that he could not get his century, even if
he scored the rest himself. Rather a pity, but certainly nobody would
care less than Frank.

At the third ball he opened his shoulders, and gave a little skip out to
drive, and a celestial stroke it was. The ball flew along the ground,
rather to the right of long-off, and it seemed as if it must go for
four; but that odious fellow just reached it, stopping it with his foot,
made a beautiful return, and instead of four it was a single only. And
Cruikshank had the bowling.

A roar had gone up on account of the smart fielding of the last ball,
and was instantly silent again. Now there went up another, not so soon
coming to an end, for Cruikshank’s leg-stump had been sent flying. And
there were ten more runs to get.

David got up, put on his cap and then with great deliberation took it
off again. He didn’t know if he wanted a cap or not, and it was
immensely important to settle that. It was sunny, but the sun was still
high, and would not really come in his eyes. But he certainly wanted
something to drink, for his throat had suddenly become gritty and dry
like the side of a match-box, and he wanted to run away and hide, or to
do anything in the world rather than cross that interminable stretch of
grass, across which Cruikshank was now walking. But as soon as
Cruikshank reached the pavilion he would have to go. That impossible
feat had to be accomplished.

Bags had been sitting by him, thoughtfully eating cherries, after David
had refused them, but it was long since he had had any clear
consciousness of Bags or of any one else except those white figures in
the field. But at this awful moment Bags proved himself a friend in
need.

“Oh, David, how ripping it will be,” he said, in a voice of complete
conviction, “that you and Maddox win cock-house match for us.”

Up till that moment the possibility had literally not entered David’s
head: he had been entirely absorbed in the prospect of losing it for
them. But this suggestion put a little bit of heart into him, instead of
the cold fear.

“By Gad,” he said, and, drawing a long breath, went down the steps on to
the level field.

The moment he got moving, even though he was only moving to the place of
execution, he found that it was not so impossible as it had appeared in
anticipation. It had seemed out of the question at this crucially
critical period in the history of cricket, which was more important than
the history of the world, to face this. But now there he was, going out
all alone, bat in hand, and he did not sink into the earth or fall down
with a few hollow groans. And then two other things encouraged him
further, neither of which he had contemplated. As his tall, slight
figure detached itself from the crowd in front of the pavilion a real
cheer went up, not from the boys of his house only, but from the school
in general. He told himself that they were not cheering him, David
Blaize, but only the last actor in this enthralling piece of drama, in
spite of which he felt much the healthier for it. And the second thing
that encouraged him was far better, for Maddox, leaving the wicket, had
come half-way across the ground to meet him and walk back with him.

“David, old chap, isn’t it ripping,” he said (even as Bags had said),
“that it’s you and me? Just the jolliest thing that could happen. Don’t
bother about runs; they’ll come all right. Just keep your end up, and
don’t take any risks. The bowling’s absolute piffle, so long as you
don’t try to hit it.”

Then they had to part company, each going to his wicket.

There were, so David remembered with hideous distinctness, two more
balls of the over, and after taking middle and leg he had a look round.
The two points that struck him most were that the other wicket seemed
nightmarishly close to be bowled at from, and that there were apparently
about thirty fielders. But then as Crawley walked away to get his run,
the rest of David’s nerve, now that the time for action had come, was
completely restored to him. He had never felt cooler nor clearer of eye
in his life.

He received his first ball. At first he thought it was going to be a
full-pitch, but then he saw it was a yorker. He saw it in time and he
heard, sweet as honey to the mouth, the chunk with which it hit the
centre of his bat close to the end.

There was no doubt whatever about the second ball: it was a half volley
well outside his leg-stump. David made one futile attempt to be prudent
and resist the temptation, but he was quite incapable of it, danced out
a yard, and smote for all he was worth. He heard the solid impact of the
bat, telling him he had hit it correctly, and—there was the ball,
already beyond and high above mid-on. It was not worth while starting to
run, since this was a boundary-hit, if ever there was one. And—almost
more important—this was the end of the over. Opposite he saw Maddox
shaking his fist at him, as the roar of applause went up, mingled with
shouts from his particular friends of “Well hit, Blazes! Smack ’em
about, David,” and he swaggered out of his ground, to slap a perfectly
true place on the wicket with his bat. He looked up with a deprecatory
smile at Frank.

“Sorry, I had to,” he said.

“You little devil!” said the other.

A silence more intense than ever settled down over the ground, as the
last shouts consequent on David’s immortal feat died away, for Tomlin
proceeded to send down perhaps the best over he had ever bowled in his
life. Once he completely beat Maddox, and must have shaved the varnish
off his bails, and from the rest the batsman made no attempt to score,
being quite satisfied with stopping them. At the end Anstruther looked
round the field.

“Wace, take an over at Crawley’s end, will you?” he said.

Then that period, deadly for a newly arrived batsman, had to be gone
through, when the fresh bowler has a few practice-balls, and rearranges
the field, and it made David fret. Long-on had to be moved two yards
nearer, and one yard to the right: cover-point had to go much deeper,
point had to come in a little, and the slips went through a mystic
dance. This being concluded, Wace proceeded.

David opened with an appalling stroke, that would have been easily
caught by cover, if only Wace had not moved him, and thereupon Wace
brought him in again. So David, with an even worse stroke, spooned the
ball over his head, so that if he had not been moved the second time, he
must have caught it. For this he scored one amid derisive and exultant
yells, and Maddox hit at him with his bat as they crossed each other.
And there were four more runs to get.

Then the end came. Maddox played two balls with great care, and the
unfortunate Wace then sent him a full pitch to leg. There came the sound
of the striking bat; next moment the ball bounded against the palings by
the pavilion. And Maddox had played his last house-match.

Frank waited to see the ball hit the palings, and then ran across the
pitch to David.

“Didn’t I tell you so?” he said. “And wasn’t it ripping that you and I
should do that? Hullo, they’re coming for us. Let’s run.”

All round the ground the crowd had broken up wildly shouting, some going
towards the pavilion, but others, headed by a detachment from Adams’s,
streaming out on to the pitch. The two boys ran towards the pavilion,
dodging the first few of these, but both were caught and carried in
starfishwise. Then again and again, first Maddox alone, then both
together, they had to come out on to the balcony, while the house and
school generally shouted itself hoarse for this entrancing finish.
Indeed, the honours were fairly divided, for if Maddox’s batting had
saved the situation to-day, the situation would have been impossible to
save if it had not been for David’s bowling yesterday. Then by degrees
the crowd dispersed, and the shouting died, and the two sat for a while
there, the happiest pair perhaps in all England, blunt and telegraphic
with each other.

“David, you little devil,” said Frank. “Frightful cheek, your hitting
that four. Second ball you received, too.”

David gave a cackle of laughter.

“Don’t rub it in,” he said. “I apologised. Juicy shot, too. I say,
Tomlin sent you down an over of corkers after that.”

“Nearly spewed with anxiety,” said Frank. “Absolute limit of an over.”

“Wicked fellow, Tomlin,” quoth David. “Glad I didn’t get any of them.”

“So’m I, damn glad. Else——”

“Of course nobody can bat except yourself,” said David.

“You can’t, anyhow.”

“But we’ve won.”

“Have we really? Don’t interrupt. I should have added that you can
bowl.”

“You can’t,” said David, getting level.

“No, filthy exercise. I’ll take you down to bathe, if you don’t bar
washing, and then I’ll take you to school shop, and you may eat all
there is. Lucky I’m flush.”

“Right oh, thanks awfully,” said David. “But you won’t be flush long.”

They got up to go, but at the door Maddox paused.

“Best of all the days I’ve had at school, David,” he said.

“Same here,” said David.

School bathing did not begin for another hour, but Maddox had the
sixth-form privilege of bathing whenever he chose, and Adams, whom they
ran to catch up on their way down, gave David leave to go with him. He
had dutifully and delightedly watched every ball of the match, and had
helped to carry David into the pavilion as there was no chance of
assisting at the entry of Maddox.

“Yes, by all means, yes, you—you blest pair of sirens,” he said,
quoting from the Milton Ode which was to be sung at concert at the end
of the term. “And take care of David, Jonathan, and don’t let him sink
from being top-heavy with pride. We shall want him to bowl next year.”

They trotted on for a little, in order to arrive at the bathing-place in
the greatest possible heat.

“I say, wasn’t that ripping of him?” said David. “Didn’t know he knew we
were pals.”

“Jolly cute,” observed Maddox.

“But how did he know? We don’t go about together in public. Lord, here’s
the Head coming. Lucky I’ve got leave.”

They had gone through the gate into the master’s garden, beyond which
lay the bathing-place. This was penetrable only by masters and by the
sixth-form, and there was no turning back, or avoiding what was to David
a rather formidable meeting. It was quite illogical that he should find
it so, since he had leave, but he had not met the Head since the
interview in the disused class-room, and the halo of terror still shone
about his head.

He nodded kindly to the boys as they dropped into walking pace and took
their caps off, and then stopped.

“Fine innings of yours, Maddox,” he said. “I congratulate you. You too,
Blaize. A lot to expect, wasn’t it, that you should bowl Mr. Tovey’s
eleven out one day, and keep up your wicket to win the match the next?
Very glad you did it successfully.”

David, still rather awed, shifted from one foot to the other.

“Thanks awfully, sir,” he said. “I—I’ve got leave to bathe from Mr.
Adams.”

The Head looked at him a moment, with a certain merriment lurking below
his gravity.

“Quite sure?” he asked.

David saw this was a joke, and laughed.

“I want just a word with you, Maddox,” said the Head. “Will you go on,
Blaize?”

The Head waited a moment.

“It’s about Blaize I wanted to speak to you, Maddox,” he said. “How is
he getting on? I had to give him a good whipping last term. Is he
more—more rational?”

“He’s come on tremendously sir,” said Maddox. “He’s getting on
excellently.”

“I’m glad you think that, because I believe he’s one of the most
promising boys we’ve got, and you know him, I should think, better than
any of us.”

Maddox wondered how on earth the Head knew that. Adams might know; but
how did the Head?

“I don’t want his cricket to interfere with his work,” he said. “The
middle fifth had to write an essay last week, and I told Mr. Howliss to
send them in to me to look over. All but two or three were dreadful
rubbish, but Blaize’s was excellent. And, as you’re a Trinity scholar as
well as being captain of the eleven, you can see my point of view. Do
you think he’s getting cricket out of focus? He ought to be higher in
his form, you know.”

Maddox shook his head.

“Oh, I don’t think Blaize is a bit unbalanced about his cricket, sir,”
he said. “I always rub it in that cricket doesn’t matter. At least I
usually do, though I didn’t to-day, because I couldn’t after he’d bowled
like that. But I’ll rub it in again after to-morrow.”

“Why after to-morrow?” asked the Head.

“Because I was going to put him into the twenty-two to-night sir, though
he doesn’t know yet, and I must let him enjoy it a bit. And then there’s
the eleven against the sixteen on Saturday next, and after his whole
record in house-matches, it’s just a question whether he oughtn’t to
play for the eleven. There are four places left.”

The Trinity scholar had certainly got absorbed in the captain of the
eleven.

“You mean he has a chance of his school-colours?” asked the Head.

“Yes, sir, if he goes on developing like this,” said Maddox. “It’s five
weeks yet to the Lords match, and it’s easily possible he may be the
best slow bowler in the school.”

Maddox paused a moment.

“He’ll have to practice a lot,” he said, “and he’ll have to think about
it a lot. Three-quarters of a slow bowler is brains, you know, sir. Or
would you rather I didn’t try to bring him on at cricket? He wouldn’t
notice; he hasn’t the slightest idea how good he is. And even if he
had——”

“Well?” said the Head.

Maddox dropped the surname altogether.

“You see, David’s the best chap who ever lived,” he said, “and we’re
tremendous friends. If I didn’t put him in the twenty-two even he’d
think it was perfectly all right. As you’ve talked to me about him, sir,
I want to tell you that I’ll do what you think best for him. I should
naturally put him into the twenty-two this evening, because he deserves
it, and, as I said, I was thinking of playing for the eleven next week.
But if you think not, if you think it would do him more good all round
to be kept back, well, I will. But there’s no fellow in the school less
uppish, if you mean that.”

That was all the Head wanted; he had got at David’s character, as seen
by Maddox, with far more completeness than Maddox knew.

“Do just what seems best to you as captain of the eleven,” he said. “But
there are lots of you fellows who want watching, and it takes work off
my shoulders if I know that you elder and steady men are doing some
watching for me. Good luck to both of you. If you live till ninety,
you’ll never find a better thing than a friend. At least I haven’t.”

Maddox found David wallowing in the tepid water, and at intervals making
hazardous experiments from the high header-board. This was instructive
as showing the flight of heavy bodies through space, and was
occasionally followed by further interesting results as showing what
happened when these heavy bodies flatly met a flat and incompressible
material. Thereafter they went to school shop, and David ate his way, so
to speak, from in at one door to out at the other. This was a long and
sumptuous process, for the place was full, and congratulations were
hurled at them. Tomlin, the diabolical, was there among the crowd,
taking his defeat in a wide-minded manner.

“Thought you had me once or twice during your last over,” said Maddox to
him. “Fiendish over, Tommy.”

Tommy considered this.

“’Twasn’t a very bad one,” he said. “I think I should have liked to have
sent it down to Blaize instead of you. Jolly good match, though. Hullo,
Blaize! You’re a rotten bad bat you know. I’ll stand you both
strawberry-mess.”

It was perfectly impossible for David not to feel elated at sitting down
to strawberry-mess with two members of the eleven, in the full light of
day, and in sight of the school generally, or, having dreamed night and
day of being “some good” in house-matches, not to feel exalted when
those dreams had merged into realities that so far exceeded all his
imaginings. But in a little while Maddox and Tomlin began to speak in
undertones, and David rose, with the sense that private conversation was
going forward.

“I think I’ll be getting back to house,” he said. “Thanks awfully for
the strawberry-mess, Tomlin.”

“Wait a minute,” said Maddox. “I’m coming down in a second. Go and blow
yourself out a little more.”

David thought it the part of wisdom not to do that, and strolled outside
to wait for his friend. Glorious as all those things had been there was
nothing so glorious as that Frank and he had been associated in them.
That friendship meant more to him than cricket, or this sort of open
recognition of itself. Till now their ages and places in the school had
necessarily divided them in public; and so to-day it was best of all the
delicious happenings when Frank joined him, and they went off together.

“The Head asked after you this afternoon, David,” said Frank. “Made
inquiries. I told him you were fairly rotten.”

David did not rise at this.

“You always stick up for a chap,” he observed. “Anything else?”

“Yes. I may as well tell you, as everybody else will know by
chapel-time. Fact is, I’m putting you into the twenty-two to-night. And
on Saturday, next week, you’re playing in the eleven and sixteen match
for the eleven.”

David stopped quite dead. And then he thought he saw. Frank had tried to
get a rise out of him just now and failed, and of course was trying
again. It wasn’t really quite nice of him to try to get a rise out of
him over such matters, but then he didn’t know how dreadfully David
cared.

“Oh! Jolly funny!” he said, and walked on again.

“David, do you think I’m such a brute as to try to get a rise out of you
with that sort of thing?” asked Frank.

“B-b-but do you mean it’s true?” asked David suddenly stammering.

“Yes, you ass. That’s what I wanted to consult Tommy about, and he
agrees. We can’t have a kid like you bowling the eleven out, so you’ve
jolly well got to bowl the sixteen out instead. And I’ll take away your
twenty-two cap, if you don’t.”

“Oh, Frank, I can’t quite believe it,” said David. “What’s it all for?
What have I done?”

“That’s one of your bad points, as I told the Head,” said Frank. “I said
you were filthily conceited.”

“Lord!” said David.

“Well, congratters on your twenty-two. And you can bring your
preparation to my study if you like, and I’ll give you a construe. I
haven’t got any work to do myself.”

“Comes of being a scholar of Trinity,” remarked David, and fled.

Frank had written out the list of promotions into the twenty-two when
David came to his study with a copy of “Œdipus Coloneus,” which was his
lesson for next day, and he pushed it over to him.

“I’ve stuck you in first,” he said, “to prepare for your appearance next
Saturday. Now we’ll leave the silly business alone. What’s your work?
‘Œdipus Coloneus’?”

“Yes; twenty-five lines of a chorus that’s simply beastly,” said David,
finding his place. “There; line 668.”

Frank looked over his shoulder.

“Oh, it’s not without merit,” he said. “Now look out every word you
don’t know, and then try to make something of it for half an hour. After
that, I’ll give you a construe. No talking.”

“Oh, won’t you construe it first?” asked David. “It’ll save me a lot of
trouble.”

“And did you suppose I wanted to save you trouble?” asked Frank.

David sighed.

“Thought you might,” he said. “It’s rather flat working after this
afternoon.”

“No, it isn’t. You’ve got to learn that people like Sophocles matter
more than any silly house-match.”

“’Twasn’t a silly house-match,” said David.

“Don’t talk!”

David looked round.

“Lend me your dictionary, then,” he said. “I’ve left mine in my study.”

David had a very vivid sense of the beauty of words, and though it took
him some time to whistle his mind away from the splendours of the
afternoon and from the glories of that list that lay on the table, which
would soon be displayed before the eyes of the entire school, he became
conscious before long that the words of the “beastly chorus” which was
open before him were beautiful things, and that their meanings, so his
dictionary told him, were beautiful also, for it was all about horses,
and nightingales, and thickets, and ivy the colour of wine—this was
rather puzzling unless perhaps it meant _crème de menthe_—and
clustering narcissus. Then by degrees he became absorbed in it, and all
the time was slightly ashamed at being able to be interested in a mere
Greek chorus, when his name lay on the table as heading the list of
promotions into the twenty-two. But his absorption gained on him.

“Why, it’s ripping!” he said to himself under his breath, and, whistling
softly, hunted up another jewel of a word. Then he lost himself again,
diving into wonderful translucent depths.

“Gosh! I’ve done more than twenty-five lines,” he said at length, “and I
never noticed. I say, give me a construe, Frank; I’ve been more than
half an hour. I want to hear how it sounds in English.”

Frank drew his chair up to David’s, so that they could both share the
same book.

“Right oh,” he said, “but let me read it through first.”

This was the education of David, and Frank was tremendously anxious to
construe the beautiful passage well, and he took some five minutes more
going over it, while David’s glance fed on the list of the twenty-two
promotions. Then he began.

“Stranger,” he said. “Blast it; that won’t do: it sounds American.”

“Guest?” suggested David.

“Yes; that’s better. ‘O guest in this land of horsemen, thou hast come
to the most fair of earth’s homes, to gleaming Kolonos, frequented by
the nightingale that bubbles liquidly in the shelter of green glades,
making his habitation amid the wine-dark ivy, and the untrodden bowers
of the god, myriad-berried, unseen of the sun, where Dionysus, master of
revels, ever treads, companied by the nymphs that nursed him.’”

“O-o-oh!” said David, pushing back his yellow hair, and still rather shy
of liking this.

“‘And, fed with heavenly dew, the sweet clusters of the narcissus are
flowering morn by morn, the immemorial crown of the great goddesses, and
the golden-beamed crocus is a-blossom. Nor dwindle ever the sleepless
springs whence come the wandering waters of the Kephissus, but every day
he flows in stainless tides over the plains of earth’s ripening bosom,
giving speedy increase, nor have the choirs of Muses abhorred the spot,
nor golden-reined Aphrodite.’”

Maddox paused.

“That’s your twenty-five lines,” he said.

“Oh, ripping,” said David. “It really is. Absolute A1. Do go on.”

“I told you it had merit,” said Frank, and proceeded to the end of the
chorus.

“Why, it’s better than ‘Atalanta,’” said David at the conclusion,
despite his barbarian instinct that things like the beauties of Greek
literature might perhaps be thought about, but hardly talked of. Maddox,
however, had no such notions.

“Of course it is,” he said. “And some time, if you work frightfully
hard, and love it all, you’ll find, as the Head told us the other day,
that you simply laugh at the thought of translating it at all. You’ll
know it can’t be translated, and that will be the reward of your work,
for it will mean that Greek has got into your blood, that it’s part of
you.”

“Do you mean the Head’s like that?” asked David. “All the same, I think
I would sooner translate it like you.”

“You don’t understand, but you would if you had heard him the other day.
We had a Plato lesson with him, but instead of going through a single
line of it, something set him off, and he talked to us for the whole
hour about Athens and the life they led there. You never heard anything
so splendid. You could go up to the Acropolis in the morning, and look
at the frieze Pheidias had put up in the Parthenon, a procession of
horses and boys riding to the temple on Athene’s birthday. He showed us
pictures of it; some were mounted,—oh Lord, they had good seats—and
others were still putting their horses’ bridles on, and one horse was
rubbing its foreleg with its nose, or t’other way round.”

“Pheidias?” asked David.

“Yes; biggest sculptor there’s ever been, far ahead of Michelangelo or
Rodin or any one. And when you had seen that, you and your friend—you
and me, that is—would sit on the wall of the Acropolis looking over the
town out to the mountains, the purple crown of mountains, as they called
them, Hymettus where the honey came from, and Pentelicus, where they got
the marble for the Parthenon, and another one—what’s its name?—oh,
Parnes. Then to the south you would look over the sea, all blue and dim,
out towards Salamis which, as the Head said, was the Trafalgar of
Athens, where they beat those stinking Persians; and then we should
lunch off grapes and figs, and cheese wrapped up in vine-leaves, and
yellow wine, and go down to the theatre just below to hear perhaps this
very play by Sophocles, first performance, and no end of an excitement.
Then perhaps we should see Pericles, awfully handsome chap, and the
biggest Prime Minister there ever was, and a queer, ugly fellow would go
by, who would be Socrates. And all the boys and young men were fearfully
keen about games, quite as keen as we are, because they used to date the
year by the Olympic games, same as we use A.D., or B.C. . . . Lord, I’m
jawing; I wish I could tell it you as the Head did.”

“Oh, go on,” said David.

“Well, it wasn’t only games that they were so keen about. They loved
sculpture and painting and writing so much, that no one ever touched
them at it, before or since. It was the consummate age, so the Head
said. And then, when it came to fighting, a little potty place like
Attica, no bigger than a small English county, just wiped the Persians
up. In everything, so the Head told us, the Athenians of the great age
were the type of the perfect physical and intellectual life. Oh, David,
let’s save up and go to Athens.”

“Rather! But why did the Romans walk over them?”

Frank got up; the bell for chapel had begun.

“Because they became corrupt and beastly.”

“What an awful pity! I say, you made me feel awfully keen with that
construe, and telling me what the Head said. I haven’t thought about the
twenty-two for—for ten minutes. And one’s got to try to get at it all
by sapping?”

“Yes; that’s how you’ll get to love it.”

“Sounds almost worth while,” said David. “But they liked games as well.
That’s a comfort.”

Frank took up his straw hat; he took up also the list that lay on the
table.

“Come on,” he said. “I want to put this up on the notice-board before
chapel.”

“Oh, don’t,” said David. “All the fellows will see it, and I shall turn
crimson when we stand up for the psalms.”

“Bosh; every one expects it.”

David’s volatile mind went back to the Greek talk.

“Pheidias, was it?” he said.

“Yes: sculptor-man,” said Frank.

David, usually a solid sleeper, could not take his usual plunge into the
dim depths that night on getting into bed, but he did not make any
particular effort to do so, for it was really waste of time not to lie
awake when there were so many delightful things to think about. Round
and round in his head they turned, like some bright wheel, and now it
was the events of the last three days (house-match, in other words) now
the more immediate happenings of the evening, his promotion into the
twenty-two, and the much huger honour of playing for the eleven next
week that sparkled on the wheel, or again this sudden illumination with
regard to the Greeks fed his contemplation. Up till now it had not been
real to him that the people who wrote these tedious or difficult things
which he had to learn were once as alive as himself, or that beauty had
inspired them to make plays and statues, even as beauty had inspired
Keats and Swinburne. Until Frank had given him the gist of the Head’s
discourse, he never thought of those plays as being performed in a
theatre, before an audience, who had not to look up words and learn the
grammar, and consider what governed an apparently isolated genitive, or
account for an irregular aorist. They were not bookworms and scholars,
but men and boys who ran races and crowned the victor, and had their
Trafalgar just as if they were English. . . . It was all vague, but
decidedly there was a new light on matters concerning Sophocles.

But, permeating all these things, was their inspiring spirit, Frank, who
lay in the bed next him, whose face he could dimly see in the light from
the unblinded open window just opposite. And then for the first time it
was borne in upon David with a sense of reality that in a few weeks
more, five and a piece, to be accurate, Frank would have left. At that
thought all the pleasant and interesting things which had so
delightfully entertained this waking hour was struck from his mind, and
he sat up in bed giving a little despairing groan.

“Hullo!” said Frank softly. “You awake too? What’s the groaning about?”

“Oh, nothing,” said David, lying down again.

“Well, then, what isn’t it about?”

David slewed round in bed facing him, as he leaned on his elbow.

“It’s only five weeks to the end of the half,” he whispered, “and—and
you don’t come back.”

“I know; it’s foul. I was thinking of it myself. It’s been keeping me
awake.”

David was silent a minute; then Frank spoke again.

“I’m sorry to leave for a whole heap of reasons,” he said. “One more
than any.”

“What’s that?” said David.

“Fellow called Blaize. Thought I should just like to tell you. Now don’t
groan any more. Go to sleep, you swell in the twenty-two.”

“Right oh, fellow called Maddox,” said David.




                              CHAPTER XIII


David was sitting on the bank below the pavilion on the last afternoon
of the term, waiting for Frank, who was paying certain bills in the
town, to join him, and take his cricket things away. To save time, David
had packed them for him, emptying his locker into his cricket-bag, and
now it and his own, ready packed, lay beside him on the grass. The plan
was to sit here and talk till chapel-bell began, when they would take
their belongings down and leave them at the lodge in readiness for the
’bus to the station next morning. It was their last opportunity of being
alone together, for after chapel they would have to go down to their
house to dress for concert, and after concert was the house-supper in
honour of their having won the cricket-cup. It would all be exceedingly
public and rejoiceful, and Frank would have to make a speech, and David
was afraid he would want to groan again instead of applauding, which was
quite out of the question, as the occasion was one of uproarious mirth.

The last five weeks had passed with awful speed; he had worked a good
deal, he had played cricket a good deal, and, though he had not got into
the eleven, everything had been tremendously prosperous. He had been
tried twice for the eleven, once against the next sixteen, once against
a team of old boys from Cambridge, and in both matches he had bowled
with considerable success. But then the weather had changed, and instead
of the dry, crumbling wickets which suited him, there had been ten days’
rain; wickets were soft and slow, and certainly would be for the match
at Lords the day after to-morrow, and David had become about as much use
as a practical bowler as a baby-in-arms would have been. So Crawley,
only this morning, had been given the last place in the eleven, which
was absolutely all right, for Crawley could bat as well, and in the last
school match had both taken wickets and made runs, the slow ground
suiting his style in both respects. In the same match Maddox had scored
a hundred in his inimitable style, and David had shouted himself hoarse,
and . . . and all these things were dead and done with.

Apart from cricket work had taken up a good deal of his time, and work,
mere silly work in a class room taken by Mr. Howliss had assumed a
different aspect. This had all come out of that talk with Frank when he
translated the chorus from “Œdipus Coloneus” on which occasion David had
realised that Pheidias was a real person, and Pericles a real Prime
Minister, and that Socrates was jolly to young fellows, and told them
heavenly stories about the gods. They had all become people who went to
the theatre like anybody else, and went to Olympia, just as anybody now
might go to the Oval, and had play-writers like Aristophanes who made
just the same sort of jokes as people make nowadays. Out of that
evening, too, had resulted the fact that David, instead of occupying a
modest and unassuming place some half-way down the middle fifth, had
heard, to his great astonishment, his name read out at the top of that
distinguished form. A prize was the consequence of that, presented him
that morning at prize-giving by a Royal Duchess, who said she was very
much pleased, which was distinctly civil of her. But all those things
were dead also; they had happened.

There was but little more to happen, little that mattered. There was the
concert, in which David was one of a group of tenors who would take part
in the Milton Ode. That would be rather jolly; there was a delightful
passage at the end about ‘O may we soon renew that song.’ And the name,
‘Blest pair of sirens,’ had an aroma about it. Adams had quoted it to
him and Maddox just after cock-house match, when he had asked for leave
to go down to bathe. What a good day that had been! perhaps the best day
of all these dead days.

Then, after the concert, would be the uproarious house-supper with a
farewell speech from Frank. David felt empty inside at the thought.

The field was speckled with groups of boys straying about in the
idleness of the last day. Some sat on the grass, some were playing
stump-cricket, and all seemed unreasonably cheerful. Now and then two or
three passed near him, and he exchanged friendly “Hullos” with them;
sometimes they would ask him to join them in a stroll. But David’s reply
was always the same: “Sorry, but I promised to wait here for a chap.”
Then Bags detached himself from a passing group, and sat down by him.
David could talk to him with freedom.

“Oh Bags, I feel beastly,” he said. “What rot the end of term is!”

“But you’re going to have rather a decent time, aren’t you?” asked Bags.

“Oh, yes. There’s a cricket week at Baxminster, and they’ve asked me to
play in two matches. And it’s awfully good of you to want me to come and
stay with you. I’ll let you know as soon as ever I can. Depends on my
pater. Perhaps we’re all going to Switzerland.”

“Come whenever you like,” said the faithful Bags. “I shall be at home
all the holidays. I think you might enjoy it. There’s a lot of
rabbit-potting in August, you know, and some partridges in September.”

“Is it easy to shoot?” asked David.

“Lord, yes. I get on all right, and I haven’t got your eye!”

“Well, it’s awfully good of you. I should like to come if I may. But I
don’t care about anything to-day. Hump, I suppose.”

Bags looked out over the yellow-green of the midsummer field.

“Here’s Maddox,” he said, “almost running. Wonder what he’s in such a
hurry for.”

David sat up.

“So he is,” he said. “I say, let’s sit next each other at house-supper.
Take a place for me if you get in first. I’m a singer at concert, and
singers always get out last.”

“Right oh,” said Bags.

He got up quite slowly, and it seemed ridiculous to David that he should
not skip away at once. But he still lingered.

“I dare say Maddox is coming up to take his cricket things away,” he
remarked.

“I dare say that’s it,” said David.

By a stroke of Providence, Gregson and a friend came by at this moment.

“Ripping sport,” said Gregson. “Come on, Bags. There’s a terrier at
school-shop, and they’re going to put a ferret into the rat-holes.
Place’ll be alive with rats. Coming too, Blazes?”

“No; hate rats,” said David.

Bags departed; a moment after Frank joined David, just nodded to him,
and sat down by him.

“Been waiting?” he asked. “Sorry. I couldn’t get through with my jobs
before. Have you stuck my things into my bag? Good work. We can just sit
here till chapel-bell.”

“Yes; I emptied your locker,” said David. “I stuck everything into your
bag, old shoes, old twenty-two cap, all there was. Afraid I didn’t pack
it very neatly.”

“Doesn’t matter,” said Frank. “Funny that there should be an old
twenty-two cap still there.”

“Very curious,” said David precisely.

Frank gave a short little laugh.

“It’s all pretty beastly, isn’t it,” he said. “You look rather depressed
too. But there’s the house-supper to cheer you up.”

“Oh, damn the house-supper,” said David.

Frank’s pretence at light conversation broke down.

“’Tisn’t as if we were going to lose each other,” said he. “And we’re
not dead, either of us, David. Do buck up.”

“Can’t,” said David.

“Then it’s rotten of you. It isn’t a bit worse for you than me. You’ve
lots of things in front of you: you’ll get into the eleven next year,
you’ll get into the sixth at Christmas if you try. You’ll swagger
horribly, you’ll——”

Frank could not manage to pump up any more consoling reflections: they
were all beside the point. So, like a sensible boy, he left them alone,
and went to the point instead.

“David, old chap,” he said, “I don’t believe two fellows ever had such a
good time as we’ve had, and it would be rot to pretend not to be sorry
that this bit of it has come to an end. I dare say we shall have
splendid times together again, but there’s no doubt that this is over.
On the other hand, it would be equal rot not to feel jolly thankful for
it. The chances were millions to one against our ever coming across each
other at all. So buck up, as I said.”

David had rolled over on to his face, but at this he sat up, picking
bits of dry grass out of his hair.

“Yes, that’s so,” he said. “But it will be pretty beastly without you. I
shan’t find another friend like you——”

“You’d jolly well better not,” interrupted Frank.

David could not help laughing.

“I suppose we’re rather idiots about each other,” he said.

“I dare say. But it’s too late to remedy that now. Oh, David, it’s a
good old place this. Look at the pitch there! What a lot of ripping
hours it’s given to generations of fellows, me among them. There’s the
roof of the house through the trees, do you see?  You can just see the
end window of our dormitory. I wonder if happiness soaks into a place,
so that if the famous Professor Pepper——”

“Oh, mammalian blood?” said David.

“What’s that? Oh yes, the crime at Naseby. Same one. I wonder if he
would find a lot of happiness-germs all over the shop.”

“I could do with a few,” said David, with a sudden return to melancholy.

“No, you couldn’t. You’ve got plenty of them, as it is. . . . Lord,
there’s that rotten speech I have to make at house-supper. What am I to
say?”

“Oh, usual thing. Say Adams is a good fellow, and we’re all good
fellows, and it’s a good house, and a good school, and a good
everything—hurrah.”

“That’s about it,” said Frank. “Oh, there’s one other thing, David. Look
after Jevons a bit, will you? He’s turning into rather a jolly little
kid.”

“Inky little beast!” said David. “All right.”

Again they were silent for a while.

“Rather a ripping verse in the psalms this morning,” said Frank at
length.

“Was there? I wasn’t attending.”

“Well, it seemed rather applicable, I thought. ‘For my brethren and
companions’ sake I will wish thee prosperity.’ Just as if the other
David, not you, was talking to _his_ school. And there’s chapel-bell
beginning.”

They sat still a moment longer; then Frank rose.

“We must go, David,” he said. “Wouldn’t do to be late, as it’s the last
time. Give me your hands; I’ll pull you up.”

David stretched out his great brown paws, and Frank hauled him to his
feet. David stood there a second still holding.

“Good old psalm,” he said.




                              CHAPTER XIV


David was sitting in front of the fire in his house-master’s study one
afternoon late in November, occasionally reading the _Sporting and
Dramatic_ and otherwise listening with a strong inward satisfaction to
the slinging of the sleet on to the window panes, which, as pointed out
by Lucretius, emphasises the warm comfort of present surroundings. He
had a large foot on each side of the fire just below the chimney-piece,
and a large cushion at the back of his head, and no intention at all of
going into the foul, cold shower-bath called “out-of-doors.” What made
his satisfaction the more complete was that a notice had been passed
round at hall from Gregson, the captain of the house at football, that
every one had to go out for a three-mile run with a view to keeping in
training for house-matches, and it added to David’s pleasure to think of
all those poor wretches plodding through the rainy sleet and the mud and
the puddles, while he, like the king’s daughter in the psalms, was “all
glorious within.” Gregson—_alias_ Plugs—who was a pal of David’s, had
called him by all the insulting names he could think of, when David had
absolutely refused to obey orders, and the end of it had been that David
had picked Gregson up (he was a little fellow, though an admirable
half-back at Rugby football) and carried him all the way upstairs in his
arms and round each dormitory in turn to show him that he was in
perfectly good training already. Thereafter he had taken the _Sporting
and Dramatic_ from the reading-room, against all rules, and retired to
Adams’s study to spend a cosy time before the fire.

Adams himself came in before long, and David pushed his chair back, and
took down his large feet, so that he did not usurp the whole of the
hearthrug and the entire warmth of the fire. He had, like half the
house, the habit of sitting in Adams’s study, who wanted nothing better
than to have his boys about.

“Not gone for a training-run, David?” asked he.

“No, sir. Plugs—er, gave me leave-off.”

Adams lit his pipe, and sat down on the hearthrug, which was his usual
place.

“On what grounds?” he asked.

David laughed.

“I carried him round the house, sir, to show him I was in good
training,” he said. “He didn’t mind a bit.”

“That’ll do for my text,” said Adams. “I wanted to sermonise you. That’s
the sort of thing, David, that I wish you wouldn’t do. You are rather
given to undermining authority. It doesn’t set a very good example, and
though you probably don’t know it, the house takes its tune from you and
one or two others. You are pals with Gregson, I know. And that’s all the
more reason why you should support him. And, while I’m on the subject, I
want to ask you not to swear so much.”

David sat up in astonishment.

“Sir, I bet you’ve never heard me swear,” he said.

“I know I haven’t, but I’ve heard young Jevons, and I draw the perfectly
correct conclusion that you do. I’m awfully grateful, by the way, for
your taking him up as you’ve done, and teaching him to wash his hands,
and not look as if everybody wanted to thrash him. Did anybody suggest
it to you?”

“Oh, yes, Frank,” said David.

“Well, you’ve done good work, though I didn’t mean to praise you. But
Jevons copies you: he brushes his hair like you, and whistles between
his teeth, or tries to, and runs instead of walking, and, as I say,
swears. Do stop it, will you? He was leaning out of his study window
yesterday, exchanging compliments with somebody, and I never heard such
an assortment of Billingsgate. It’s such awfully bad form, you know.
Also the sentiments expressed by bad language are not edifying.”

“I’ll try, sir,” said David. “I—I never thought of swearing as meaning
anything.”

“I know you didn’t; I never said it was the expression of a foul mind.
But the house is becoming a perfect company of bargees. Try not to swear
yourself, and kick anybody who does when it’s convenient. That’s all
about that.”

“Right, sir,” said David.

“Then there’s another thing,” said Adams. “I want you to tell me about
the Court of Appeal. I’ve only just heard about it, and I don’t think I
like it.”

David frowned. This wasn’t his idea of a comfortable afternoon indoors
at all, and he wished he had gone out for a run instead of carrying
Plugs round the house.

“I don’t think I can, sir,” he said. “There are other fellows concerned
in it.”

“Oh, I know that. The Court is you and Gregson and Bags; chiefly you.
That’s why I asked you. I heard about it from the Head. He doesn’t like
it, either. I said I would go into the matter. I don’t promise that he
won’t as well.”

“I suppose that little beast Manton told him,” remarked David.

“I don’t agree with ‘little beast,’” said Adams, “but I agree that
probably Manton told him. I really don’t see what else the Head of the
house could do. Now I want to hear what the Court of Appeal have to say
about themselves, just as I shall want to know what the prefects say
about them. Gregson and Bags are quite safe in your hands as
_advocatus_—well, perhaps, not quite _diaboli_. You can trust me for
that.”

David raised himself and sat Turk-fashion with crossed legs in the big
basket-chair.

“It’s rather a long story, sir, if I’m to tell it from the beginning,”
he said.

“Never mind.”

“Well, you see, sir, there was such an awful change in the house when
Frank and Cruikshank left at the end of last half. You see, they were
proper prefects; they used their authority properly, and it was jolly
well necessary to respect it. You couldn’t cheek fellows like them, when
they gave orders; it simply couldn’t happen. And it was so frantically
different to get little clever squirts like Manton and Crossley in
authority instead. They couldn’t keep order a hang; the whole house
would have been out of hand in no time. You’ll see that the Court of
Appeal was really meant to preserve order. Why, the very fags used to
laugh at them. One of them put soap in Manton’s kettle one day, and when
it boiled it came bubbling out of the spout like blowing soap-bubbles.
You never saw anything so funny. But the Court of Appeal stopped that.”

Adams preserved his gravity.

“That’s rather a new light,” he said. “Go on, David. You needn’t bring
in names if you think you’d better not. But it’s only fair that the Head
should know your side of the question, as he has heard Manton’s.”

David got red in the face.

“Manton’s a bl—— filthy little sneak,” he observed. “Also, I bet he
hasn’t told the Head the truth.”

“He probably told him the truth, as it struck him,” said Adams. “It
strikes you differently. But he didn’t sneak as you think. The Head got
his first news about the Court of Appeal from quite another source.”

“May I know what source?” asked David.

“Yes, I don’t mind telling you, but you must be officially ignorant.
Jevons went to breakfast with the Head the other day, and remarked, in
an outburst of confidence, that you were far the biggest swell in the
house, because you were the President of the Court of Appeal. He said it
in all innocence, but the Head was naturally interested to hear more,
and applied to—well, to the proper quarter, which was Manton.”

David recovered from his spurt of temper.

“That funny little Jev probably thought it all quite regular,” he said.

“Of course he did; he wouldn’t have given you away on purpose. Go on;
we’ve got to the soap in the kettle.”

David laughed.

“Yes, sir, you should have seen it coming all rainbowy out of the spout.
So of course Manton sent for the—the fellow who did it, and he couldn’t
even cane him alone, but had to have Crossley in to help. It’s perfectly
degrading, sir, to have prefects like that. So Crossley held the fellow
down, and, just as Manton began to lay on, the fellow kicked out, and
Crossley slipped across to get out of the way, and Manton landed him an
awful wipe over the shin. And so Crossley let go, and stamped about, and
they made such a row between them that I had to look in. I’d gone on
tiptoe to the door, sir, in case anything funny occurred, and so, as I
say, I looked in, and there was Babbington—oh, name slipped out by
accident—fit to burst himself with laughing, and the kettle boiling
over again with soap-bubbles, and Crossley hopping about on one leg, and
Manton apologising to him. And then Manton turned on me, and told me I
was undermining discipline; so I had to say there seemed a precious lot
of discipline to undermine. And then Manton lost his presence of mind
and whacked out again at Babbington, and missed him and smashed his
electric light. O Lor’! I never saw anything so funny!”

David shrieked with laughter again at the remembrance, and Adams could
not resist joining him as he turned to beat out his pipe against the
bars of the fire.

“Well?” he said at length.

“I could tell you heaps of stories like that,” said David, wiping his
eyes. “Another time it was Crossley who told a fellow to write out fifty
lines. So he wrote out ‘Fifty lines,’ just like that, on a sheet of
paper, and showed it up. Fancy doing that to Frank, or Crookles! Why,
you couldn’t! And then Crossley told him to write them out twice. So he
took another bit of paper and wrote ‘Them out twice’ on it. And then
Crossley said he would cane him, so Jevons—Lord, there’s another name;
please forget it, sir—Jevons came and appealed. Precious lot of good
that did him, for the Court were satisfied that he’d deserved his fifty
lines, and so I gave him six frightful stingers myself, as I knew
Crossley wasn’t fit to, for cheek to a prefect. And yet you and Manton
say I’m undermining discipline, sir,” added David in a voice of outraged
virtue. “Why, we’re enforcing it. Jev had to write out his hundred
lines, and got a whacking too. Though the Court of Appeal can reverse a
prefect’s decision, it also may enforce it, and then the—the appellant
gets it twice as hot for having appealed. Same as in English law, sir.”

“This is all rather news to me,” remarked Adams.

“Well, sir, something had to be done,” said David, “or the whole house
would have gone to pot. Why, the fags might have taken it into their
heads to cheek fifth form next when they’d finished with the sixth, and
there would have been trouble. You see, most of the big fellows in the
house are in the fifth. That’s the way the Court of Appeal started.”

“Go on,” said Adams.

“Well, the next thing was—oh, I must tell you this—one night a couple
of juniors made an apple-pie bed for Gregson. Awful cheek! So naturally
he whacked them soundly and formally, and they went to Manton, and told
him that Gregson had been whacking them. So round comes Manton and tells
Gregson, before the whole dormitory, and him captain of football, that
he’s no right to, as he wasn’t a prefect. And of course Gregson said
he’d heard that a little before Manton had caned Crossley (that was the
Babbington affair) and that he hadn’t any right to cane a prefect.
That’s the sort of thing that went on all the first weeks of this half,
sir; there’d have been a regular revolution unless we’d done something.
And so I say that the Court of Appeal is more to support authority than
the other way about.”

“Well, now we’ll take the other way about,” said Adams. “I mean I want
to know about the cases in which you upset the prefect’s authority.”

David thought for a moment.

“Well, sir, those two, Manton and Crossley, did all sorts of things
we’re not accustomed to have prefects doing,” he said. “When they went
the round of the studies during preparation to see that we were working,
they used to put on slippers and open the door quick to try and catch
you doing nothing; and of course they often did. Well, that’s not
playing the game, sir. Frank always came clumping along, and he always
tapped at your door. It was just the same when they went the rounds of
dormitories after lights were out. Slippers! You don’t do any good by
spying, you know; you won’t stop fellows ragging or—or anything else,
that sort of way. It only means that two can play at that game, and if
you want to do anything of the kind that you shouldn’t, you just put a
sentinel at the door. Spying just encourages fellows to break rules.
Smoking, too.”

“Well, smoking?” said Adams.

“Crossley suspected a certain fellow of smoking, and one day, when he
was out, he went and looked in his table drawer and found a pipe there.
Now, sir, that sort of thing’s all rot. He wanted to whack him for it,
and the fellow appealed. So naturally we gave it in his favour when it
came out that Crossley had looked in his private drawer. You wouldn’t
dream of doing it yourself, sir. Naturally not. So of course we reversed
Crossley’s sentence, and wouldn’t let him be whacked.”

“Did you three appoint yourself the Court?” asked Adams.

“Yes. I suppose it was about that. We were all pals, you see, sir, and
the rest of the house seemed satisfied that we’d take a fairish view of
things, and so about a month ago, after we’d settled that something must
be done, we just let every one know that they could appeal against any
impot or caning that those two, Manton and Crossley, proposed to give,
and we would decide. But then, you see, sir, if any one appeals, as I
said, and the Court upholds the prefect, he gets it twice as hot.
Hundred lines instead of fifty, etcetera. We’ve written it all out in a
book. ‘Constitution of the Court of Appeal,’ so as to have it regular,
and in case we forgot.”

“Good gracious, it’s a constitution, is it!” asked Adams.

David became slightly dignified.

“Yes, we thought it better to put it on an orderly footing, sir,” he
said, “and have everything regular, so that we shouldn’t contradict
ourselves, and do one thing one time and another another. Also the
fellows know what to expect. And, what’s more, we see that the impots
are properly done if we confirm them. Canings, too. Why, one day
Crossley caned a fellow”—David began to bubble with laughter
again—“and he pretended to go to sleep and snore, and when Crossley
told him it was all over, he pretended to awake, and said, ‘Hullo,
morning already?’ Why, it’s a farce, sir; it’s sheer childish! What’s
the use of caning a fellow if you don’t jolly well hurt him? So we took
that out of the prefects’ hands and the impots get properly written, and
fellows get properly whacked, if it’s a whacking. I don’t say it
increases the respect in which the house holds those two little fellows
at the top, but surely it’s better to have some authority than none!”

Adams thought over this for a while. The Head had apparently been given
to understand by Manton that the authority of the two prefects had been
wrenched out of their hands by these large, athletic upstarts of the
fifth form, and that in consequence anarchy prevailed, and the house had
become a sort of Medmenham Abbey. But David’s account had put a
perfectly different aspect on the affair, and one that was eminently
reasonable. Adams was a fair-minded man, and, putting aside altogether
the fact that he delighted in David and disliked Manton, he believed
that David’s version was the true one. It had always been his plan to
let the house look after its own affairs as far as possible; he gave it
home rule, in fact, and certainly the transfer of government to the
fifth form (though highly irregular and in defiance of school-rules) he
believed to have been distinctly for the good of the nation. Again (a
thing which bore out this view), the first weeks of the half had been
full of trouble and worry; small boys were for ever appealing to him
against the prefects, and prefects were as constantly invoking his
authority to endorse their own lack of it. Then, about a month ago, all
these disturbances had ceased, and Adams, with his habitual optimism,
had supposed that the house had shaken down together now. But in the
light of all this, it seemed far more reasonable to suppose that the
remedy had been brought about by this brigandage of authority. Certainly
the restoration of peace and quiet was coincident with the establishment
of this impertinent Court of Appeal, which would have to come to an end
as a recognised institution. But during its existence it seemed to have
been effective.

“Do you reverse many of the prefects’ rulings?” asked Adams.

“Oh no, sir, not now,” said David, anxious to do such justice as could
be done to those two impotent figureheads. “You see, neither of them
liked their silly rulings reversed, and they’ve become much more
sensible. But you simply can’t have a prefect looking in your study when
you’re out, and wanting to cane you because he finds a pipe there. Fancy
Frank or Cruikshank doing a scruggish, low-down trick like that!”

“You seem rather fond of that instance,” said Adams.

“Yes sir, because it’s so jolly typical,” said David.

Adams got up.

“I’m considering what to say to the Head,” he remarked. “I shall
certainly tell him there’s another side to the question, besides
Manton’s.”

“Oh, ripping!” said David cordially. “I felt sure you’d see it.”

“I suppose you enjoyed the Court of Appeal a good deal?” he asked.

“Rather, sir,” said David. “I should think we did. Wish you could have
heard one of the trials, with us three on the bench, and Manton as
defendant, and some junior as plaintiff. You see, sir, Manton and
Crossley consented to it all; that’s another point in our favour, isn’t
it! Gregson planned all the ritual, because his pater’s a real judge in
Appeal Courts, and we call each other ‘My learned brother Crabtree’ or
‘Blaize,’ for of course there are no nicknames or Christian names in
Court. It’s all quite serious; there’s no rag about it. We were thinking
of appointing a permanent counsel to plead for plaintiffs——”

Adams laughed.

“David, you don’t suppose that the Court of Appeal is going to be
allowed to remain in existence?” he asked.

“That’s as you wish, sir,” he said. “But——”

“Well?” asked Adams.

“Nothing sir. I was only thinking that there’ll be rather rows again.”

“I hope not,” said Adams. “That’s exactly what you and fellows like you
have got to prevent.”

“But how can we if you’re going to stop it?” asked David.

“In hundreds of ways: by backing the prefects up without over-riding
them. You’re sensible enough to know that.”

David considered this.

“Is the Head sick about it, sir?” he asked.

“He’s never sick about anything till he’s in full possession of the
facts. He was prepared to be uncommonly sick, when he had only heard the
other side. In fact, he said something about giving you another lesson
with regard to obeying authorities. But after what you’ve told me I
don’t think you need be alarmed.”

“Oh, I’m not,” said David. “Of course he’ll see there’s another side to
it, same as you’ve done. Something had to happen when we got Manton and
Crossley instead of Frank and Cruikshank.”

At this moment a small and completely soaked boy burst into the room,
not seeing Adams, who was sitting behind the door, but only David.

“Letter for you, Blaize,” he said. “Oh, and I want to appeal. Sorry,
sir, I didn’t see you.”

“You do now, Jevons,” said Adams. “So go on, tell Blaize what the
appeal’s about.”

“Well, sir, somebody put my sponge on the top of Manton’s door, made a
booby-trap, and because it’s my sponge he says I’m responsible unless I
find out who put it there.”

Adams nodded to David.

“Go on, learned brother Blaize,” he said.

“Notice in writing, Jev,” he said.

He had seen the handwriting of his letter, and tore it open.

“Oh, I say, how ripping!” he said. “Frank’s mother’s ill, and is ordered
out of England for Christmas—at least, it’s beastly that she’s ill—but
Frank wants to know if he can stay with us for a week. I say, Jev,
you’re awfully wet, aren’t you? I mean, you couldn’t get much wetter, so
I wonder if you’d take a tellywag just down to the office.”

“Rather. And I’ll put my appeal in your study, shall I!”

“Yes.”

“Right. I’ll be back in a second if you’ll have your tellywag ready.”

“Is the telegram to Frank saying he can come?” asked Adams.

“Yes, sir.”

“Then hadn’t you better write to your father first? It might not be
convenient.”

The impulsive David had already written  “Ripping: stay as long as you
can,” but he paused.

“Oh well, I suppose it would be best, sir,” he said; “I wish you hadn’t
thought of it.”

David got up to go to his study, and write the note which was so far
outstripped by his desire.

“And may I talk to Bags and Plugs about the Court of Appeal, sir!” he
said.

“Certainly. You can talk it over with Manton, too, if you like. In fact,
I rather recommend it.”

Adams’s recommendation seemed to be rather sensible when David thought
over it, though not perhaps strictly in accordance with Adams’s idea in
suggesting it. It would give the Court an opportunity perhaps of finding
out what Manton had said to the Head, and, should Manton not choose to
tell them, it was easy to threaten, as a counter-move, that the Court,
when called upon, as it undoubtedly would be, to appear before the Head,
would give a highly coloured account, strictly based upon facts, of what
had led to its formation. Also they could put before Manton and Crossley
a very depressing picture of what their position would be if the Court
was dissolved, and, privately, chose not to back up their restored
authority. It required but small imagination to picture the status of
those two unfortunate prefects if they had to enforce discipline in the
house without the support of what had been the Court.

Bags and Gregson had just come in from their run, and Gregson, being in
his bath and in the superior position of having no clothes on, could
take reprisals by water on David’s having refused to go out. David, in
fact, had to dodge a soaking sponge thrown at him, before he had time to
begin to explain.

“Oh, _pax_ a minute,” he said. “There’s a damned—an awful serious thing
happened, Plugs. The Head knows all about the Court of Appeal, and it’s
goin’ to be gone into.”

“Rot,” said Gregson, filling his sponge again. “Now who wouldn’t go out
for a sweat, David?”

“’Tisn’t rot,” shrieked David, snatching up a towel to shield himself.
“I swear it isn’t. While you brutes have been having an innocent happy
sweat along the road this nice weather, I’ve been jawed by Adams. It’s a
solid fact. We’re all going to be hauled up before the Head, and he was
disposed to be uncommonly sick about it, so Adams said. Do shut up being
funny with sponges.”

“Right oh,” said Plugs, “if you swear you’re not lying.”

“Swear!” said David. “Hurry up and dress, and come to my study, because
you and I and Bags have to talk. It’s—it’s a welter of politics.”

The Court accordingly met in about ten minutes’ time in David’s study,
where he had made tea for them, and where, on the table, lay Jevons’s
appeal. He laid before the other two all his talk with Adams,
reproducing it with laudable accuracy.

“And as it’s a dead cert that we shall appear before the Head,” he
finished up, “we’ve got to agree exactly what we say. We mustn’t give
different accounts of it.”

Bags caressed what he hoped was going to be a moustache.

“Of course not,” he said. “We’ve just got to say what’s happened. Truth,
whole truth, and nothing but.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean we were to make things up,” said David, “but the only
question is, how much we tell the Head. I vote for a conference—Adams
suggested it—with Manton and Crossley, and see if we can’t let each
other down easily.”

“Compromise out of Court?” suggested Plugs.

“Yes: something of the kind. We can give them away hopelessly by saying
how inefficient they were, and they can give us away, by saying that we
have undermined the prefects’ authority. Don’t you see? It might all be
toned down a bit.”

“That’s no use,” said Bags, “if Manton’s given us away already.”

“But that’s just what we don’t know,” said David. “I vote we try to get
Manton to tell us what he told the Head. He may not have told him much;
he may have said it was an amicable sort of arrangement. On the other
hand, he may have told him that our object was to undermine prefects’
authority. Well, as I told Adams, there’s another side to that; we
generally supported it, except when it was manifestly unfair. I want to
know what Manton told him. That we have put ourselves above the prefects
is true, but we did it in the cause of order, though of course we all
enjoyed it frightfully.”

“And the house accepted us,” said Bags.

“Lot the Head will care for that! I want to get Manton and Crossley to
come and talk. Crossley doesn’t matter, but Manton anyhow, as he’s
already seen the Head. You see, when the Head has us up, we can tell him
a lot if we choose. He’ll ask us for our account of it. Manton’ll see
that. He isn’t a fool, though he is such a squirt.”

With Plugs as well as Bags, David was the master-mind, and after a few
minutes Bags went to Manton’s study, and quite politely asked him to
come round and confer with the Court.

Manton rather liked this: he promised himself a pleasant time in telling
the Court that the Head was going into the whole matter himself, and
that he had nothing more to do with it. He was prepared to be
maliciously civil and courteous, and to express his regret the Court had
made such an ass of itself as its spontaneous generation implied. He
thought it would be rather fun, and came very blandly, with his
spectacles on, and a book that he was reading. His finger kept his place
in a cursory manner.

“Here I am,” he said. “Hullo, Blaize! Hullo, Gregson! Yes; the Court of
Appeal. It wasn’t I who went to the Head about it, you know; it was that
little fellow, Blaize’s friend, who let it out. What’s his name! I
forget.”

“Oh, Jevons,” said David.

“Yes, Jevons told the Head about it, and so of course the Head asked me
more. He put it rather nicely: he said it was my business to tell him
about it, as head of the house.”

David was seated between his two learned brothers, just as if a regular
Court was going on.

“Oh, we know about Jevons,” he said. “We can leave Jevons out.”

“Waive!” said Plugs formally.

“Yes, we can waive Jevons,” said David, “as my learned brother
suggests——”

Manton gave a little cackle of laughter.

“I shouldn’t wonder if you had to waive everything,” he observed
pleasantly.

“Oh, we’re not going to waive you just yet, if you count for anything,”
retorted David. “But perhaps you don’t count for much.”

Bags suddenly laughed in a hoarse manner.

“I beg pardon, brother Blaize,” he said.

“Right oh, brother Crabtree, but just contain yourself. Well, Manton,
you’ve been to the Head with your version, and next we go to the Head
with ours. We can make it pretty sultry for you if we choose, and we
shouldn’t mind doing it a bit. But it all depends on what you have told
the Head. That’s what we should like to know.”

Manton still felt in a very superior position. All he had told the Head
was quite true, namely, that these three fifth-form boys put themselves
in a position above the prefects, so that any order or punishment by the
two sixth-form boys in the house could be appealed against, and if they
thought proper could be reversed. The Head had been extremely grave
about it, and at present there was no doubt in Manton’s mind that he was
going to uphold the authority of the prefects in a summary manner, and
probably make it very hot for those who had set themselves above it. He
felt quite secure and comfortable, and smiled in rather a lofty manner.

“I dare say the Head will tell you as much of what I said as he thinks
good for you,” he observed. “But I really don’t see why I should. You
see he takes the view that prefects are not to be dictated to by two or
three members of the fifth form. Bad precedent, you know; it might lead
to a couple of fellows out of the fourth form dictating to you. Jevons
and a friend might make a super-Court of Appeal. Rather funny that would
be.”

David passed the ghost of a wink to Gregson. He wanted to draw Manton on
a little further, before he unmasked his batteries. It required some
control to assume an attitude of humility, when delicious sentences were
beginning to seethe in his brain. But it was heavenly to see Manton’s
malicious little eyes beaming at him through his spectacles, and notice
what an awful scug he looked with his hair, rather long behind, lying
outside his collar. He gave a sigh.

“I say, I’m afraid we’re in for it,” he said disconsolately.

Manton let his mouth expand into an odious smile.

“Yes, I should say you were,” he observed. “You see the Head’s view is
that the authority of prefects is an institution which has his support,
and he doesn’t quite see why it should be taken away by three fellows in
the fifth. He asked me all sorts of questions, and so I had to give him
a pretty full account. I should make a clean breast of it, I think, if I
were you.”

David could stand this no longer. He felt that he must burst if he had
to listen to any more of Manton’s advice.

“You say you gave him a pretty full account,” he said, “though you have
not chosen to tell us what it was. Well, I shouldn’t wonder if we made
it a bit fuller for you. I beg your pardon, brother Crabtree——”

Bags was leaning back, looking dreamily at Manton.

“Learned brother Gregson,” he observed, “do you remember one day how Mr.
Manton wanted to whack a little boy called Babbington, and how he had to
call in Mr. Crossley to help?”

Plugs assumed a portentous air.

“Yes, brother Crabtree,” he said, “and how soap-bubbles came out of Mr.
Manton’s kettle, though he had not meant to wash.”

David chimed in.

“And we all remember, my learned brother,” he said, “how the house was a
perfect bear-garden for the first month of this term before we started
our worshipful Court, and how——”

David turned to Manton.

“Perhaps you didn’t tell the Head that,” he said. “We shall. We shall
tell him how you couldn’t get lines done for you, till we enforced the
authority you hadn’t got. We shall say how you walk round the house in
slippers, and when you get back to your own fuggy studies you daren’t
walk straight in for fear of finding a booby-trap come down on your
mangy heads. Jolly wise precaution, too, on your part. We shall tell the
Head all that.”

David licked his lips, as he warmed to his work. He took Jevons’s appeal
off the table in front of him.

“I shall take this to the Head, and read it him,” he said. “Just listen:
pretty dignified position for you, isn’t it? ‘To the Court of Appeal.
Please Blaize, Manton got an awful soaker because somebody else put my
sponge on the top of his door, which soused him; and because it was my
sponge he says he’ll whack me unless I find out who did it and tell him,
which isn’t fair, because it’s not my business. So I appeal. M. C.
Jevons.’”

Manton was getting a little rattled. Otherwise he would not have done
anything so foolish as try to grab this paper. David whisked it away.

“I shall say, too, that you tried to get hold of this,” he said. “Better
sit down, Manton. That’s right. And I shall tell him that your notion of
authority is to look in a fellow’s private drawer when he’s out, to see
if you can nail a pipe.”

“I never did,” said Manton wildly. “That was Crossley.”

“Oh then, I suppose Crossley will explain that,” said David. “Of course
it may all be stale news to the Head, since you gave him a pretty full
account, but I’ll just see if the Head happened to listen to that part.
You see, we don’t in the least mind telling you what we’re going to say
to the Head, though you’re too superior to tell us what you said. I’ve
told Adams about it already, and he thinks you’re an awfully good
prefect, of course. And then, you see,” concluded David cheerfully,
“when we’ve told him all that really happened, why shouldn’t we make up
a lot that didn’t? Probably you did the same. Gosh, the Head will have a
wonderful high opinion of you before I’ve done. I shouldn’t wonder if it
isn’t more than he can bear, and jolly well breaks down and sobs and
kneels and gives thanks that he has such a ripping couple of prefects in
this house, to keep us all in order.”

“Well, you needn’t be sarcastic about it,” said Manton.

“Yes, I need, because you began about having a fourth-form Court of
Appeal to override us. You think that it’s only you who can be so damned
sarcastic and superior, and give any garbled account you like to the
Head——”

“It wasn’t garbled.”

“It must have been, or do you suppose that a sensible chap like the Head
could have taken your side? Perhaps you didn’t invent things, but I
swear you left out some jolly important ones, like your not being able
to cane a cheeky junior without getting Crossley to help you, and then
whacking him on the shin instead. You should have seen Adams shaking
when I told him about it. And I bet you said we set ourselves in
opposition to you. That’s a lie. We backed your authority up except when
you made such utter squirts of yourselves that we couldn’t. We helped
you, you goat! We did for you what you couldn’t do for yourselves! Lord,
it makes me hot to talk to a chap like you. Go on, Bags—I mean, Brother
Crabtree.”

Manton was beginning to present so ludicrous an appearance that learned
brother Blaize could hardly prevent bubbling with laughter, which would
have spoiled the forcibleness of the situation. His finger no longer
kept his place in his book; his tight little mouth no longer
complacently smiled, but had fallen open in dismay at David’s surprising
remarks. And learned Brother Crabtree, with his suave style and slow
sentences, did not reassure him.

“You see, there’s nothing like fair play, Manton,” said Bags. “I take it
that you agree. And, as you’ve had an uninterrupted innings with the
Head, and have run up a good score against us, I’m sure it is only
proper that we should have our turn. Now, you were not wise in refusing
to tell us what you had said to the Head; but the time for that is past
now, and even if you wanted to, I don’t suppose we should listen to you.
It was foolish of you, because you make us guess what it was, and
naturally we guess that you made up a lot of lies, since we think that
is the sort of thing you would do. So when you leave us now, which will
be very soon, we shall make up some rippers about you and
Crossley—really awful things, you know. I began making some up when
Brother Blaize was addressing you. They are beauties.”

Gregson took up the tale with a wink at David in the eye away from
Manton.

“And yet I don’t know that we need bother to make things up, Brother
Crabtree,” he said. “It’s easier to say just a few of the things that
really happened. We will tell the Head the sort of thing that goes on in
Manton’s study when he thinks all the house are at preparation.”

Now Manton, for all his feebleness and ineffectiveness as a prefect, was
as blameless as the Ethiopian.

“But I don’t know what you mean,” he said.

Gregson gave a little laugh which he transformed into a cough.

“Oh really?” he said. “But the Head will soon know what we mean.
David—I mean Brother Blaize knows.”

David had caught the wink correctly. He put on a scornful face.

“Oh, _that_!” he said. “Yes, disgusting. You should be more careful
about shutting your door, Manton. I and Gregson were walking about the
house in slippers, following the example of the sixth form.”

“But I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Manton.

“Right oh. We won’t talk about it any more—to you.”

It was in vain that Manton assured himself that, as was perfectly true,
his conscience was as clear as noon-day, for this wicked and
subtly-acted fraud on the part of those fifth-form devils made him
uncomfortable in spite of himself. And though he had not told the Head
anything false about this beastly Court of Appeal, he certainly had not
put their side of the case before him with the directness that it now
appeared they were going to do on their own behalf. He had not, for
instance, said that the Court of Appeal propped up, endorsed, supported
the authority of himself and Crossley far more than they overrode it,
though it was perfectly true (as he had told the Head) that they
arrogated the supreme authority to themselves. Nor had it occurred to
him to tell the Head that he and Crossley were quite incompetent to
maintain discipline, that they got ragged to the point of having soap
put in their kettles, that they toured the house in slippers. Truly the
supplement to his tale was likely to be as voluminous as the tale
itself.

Then David rose.

“Well, I don’t think we need detain you,” he said politely, “in fact,
we’ve got a good deal to talk over among ourselves. Thanks awfully for
coming. I expect we shall all meet again at the Head’s. That’s all
then.”

But Manton was not quite sure that this was all. Various remarks by one
or other of the members of the Court were beginning to cause him
somewhat acute internal questionings. In especial he disliked the fact
that Adams was in possession of the Court’s side of the case, and as
like as not would give the Head the benefit of it.

“Perhaps we might discuss it all a little more,” he said, with a faint
air of condescension still lingering about him. “I can—well, go to the
Head, because he told me that if I had anything more to tell him, I was
to. I might say—I really should be quite glad to—that Crossley and I
didn’t want to get you into trouble.”

“Oh that’s all right,” said David cheerfully. “Don’t bother about that;
you’ve got us into no trouble at all. I expect we shall come out
perfectly right.”

“But the Head was awfully sick about it,” said Manton. “He laid a good
deal of stress on the fact that you did set yourselves up as an
authority superior to the prefects.”

“I expect I’ll make that all square,” said David. “I dare say I shall
put our case as strongly as you put yours. Adams will have done the same
too, I’m pretty sure. Of course we thought we might let you down more
easily if you told us what you told the Head, and, after all, we gave
you an opportunity of doing so. But you didn’t take it, so that’s
finished.”

“Well, I think perhaps I was wrong not to tell you,” said Manton.

“I’m sure you were,” assented Bags warmly. “Isn’t it an awful pity one
doesn’t think of that sort of thing sooner?”

“And so, if you like, I’ll tell you now,” said Manton, finishing his
sentence.

“Oh, we don’t care a hang either way,” said David. “If you wish you may
tell us, but it’ll be because you ask us if you may. We don’t want to
hear it.”

“But I thought you asked me to,” said this dismal prefect.

“We did, but it’s no use to us now. We’ve made up our minds what to do.”

“Well, shall I tell the Head that you did often support the authority of
the sixth? It might make him less sick with you.”

“Rubbish!” said Gregson. “You’re proposing these things now simply
because you want us not to tell the Head our side of it. Is that the
reason, or not?”

“I think it would——”

“‘Yes’ or ‘no,’” said Brother Blaize in a terrible voice.

“Yes.”

“Why not have asked for mercy sooner then, instead of giving yourself
all these airs? Get on!”

It was a very unstuffed Manton who was left at the end of this recital,
for though he had not told the Head anything palpably false, yet the
picture the Head must have drawn of the whole affair was about as
erroneous as it could possibly be. He had let the Head assume that the
authority of the prefects over the house was complete and satisfactory
until the Court of Appeal set itself up, and he had certainly not said
that the Court in most cases endorsed their authority, and saw that
their orders were obeyed. All this was drawn from him by cool and
ruthless questioning.

At the end David gave a long whistle.

“Well, ’pon my word, you are in a mess,” he said. “I’m not at all sure
that I shouldn’t resign my prefectship if I were you before the Head
kicked me out. You are the deuce of a hand at _suppressio veri_—ain’t
that it, Brother Gregson? Why there isn’t an ounce of truth that you
haven’t suppressed. And it’s all as full of _suggestio_—er——”

“_Falsi_,” said Bags.

“Yes, _suggestio falsi_, as it can stick. The best thing you can do is
to go and talk it over with Crossley, and then come back and tell us
what you propose to tell the Head. If you don’t make a clean breast of
it to him, and let him see that he’s only got a garbled—yes, I said
garbled—version of it at present, you may be sure we shall. And when
you’ve made up your minds, come back and tell us. Tap at the door
first.”

The unstuffed Manton rose.

“Yes, I’ll do that,” he said. “Er—thanks.”

The door closed behind him, and David, who was growing extremely red in
the face with _suppressio risus_, turned over and buried his face in the
sofa-cushions, kicking wildly in the air. The other learned brethren
stifled themselves lest Manton should hear them, and for a few minutes
the Court of Appeal writhed in the agonies of silent mirth.

“O Lord,” said David at length, “I didn’t know there was such richness
in the world! To think that half an hour ago that little squirt thought
he had us on toast. Toast’s there all right, but ’tisn’t we who are on
it. And now he’s making up another version which is ours, and wanting to
know if that’ll satisfy us for him to go to the Head with. O Lord!”

“Too much mercy to let him,” said Bags.

“Not a bit of it. It’s much more effective if Manton puts our side of it
to the Head.”

“But what if he doesn’t tell the Head all he says he’s going to?” asked
Plugs.

“He must. The only way he can save his face is by going to him at once,
before Adams can. Oh, there’s toast enough! Besides, when the Head sees
us, we can soon tell if Manton’s given him the correct version.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

David, as President of the Court, was summoned to the Supreme Presence
next day.

“I’ve been into the question of the Court of Appeal,” said the Head,
“and what Manton told me last night puts a different complexion on it
from what I had heard before. Of course the court must be dissolved at
once, Blaize, you understand that?”

“Yes, sir.”

A faint smile spread over the Head’s face as he looked at the big, jolly
boy.

“And tell your—your learned brethren,” he said, “what I say. The
authorities in your house are Mr. Adams and the prefects, and there are
no other authorities. But I believe now that on the whole the court
meant well, and I am quite certain it enjoyed itself immensely. That
particular enjoyment, I am afraid, must cease; but I want it—the court,
that is—to continue meaning well in a private capacity, and to support
the prefects’ authority, though it may no longer enforce or reverse
their orders. And, Blaize, this is for your private ear alone: I think
the Court probably did very useful work. But we mustn’t have any more
courts. That’s all, then. How are you getting on? Well, I hope, and Mr.
Adams seems to think so. Heard anything from your friend Maddox lately?”

“Gosh, what a brick!” said David to himself, as he went out. . . .




                               CHAPTER XV


David was lying on his back under the big elm-tree near the cricket
pavilion one Sunday afternoon in mid-June. By him, upright and
attentive, sat the faithful Bags, listening and occasionally playing the
part of Greek chorus (that is to say, putting in short, appropriate
reflections) to a quantity of surprising information. Both boys wore the
white tie characteristic of prefects on Sunday, for both had got their
promotion into the lower sixth at Easter, and were colleagues of the
inefficient Manton and Crossley. Those two young gentlemen, it may be
remarked, were vastly relieved to have the burden of authority taken off
their somewhat feeble shoulders, and David and Bags (particularly David)
ruled the house with genial exuberance, and, when necessary, a rod of
iron.

Just now both the iron and the exuberance were relaxed, and David lay
there in an abandonment of physical laziness. His straw hat, with
cricket eleven colours, was tilted over the top part of his face, so as
to shield his eyes from the speckles and sparkles of sun that filtered
through the canopy of leaves above him, and his mouth and chin alone
were visible. His long legs were stretched out in front of him, showing
a white hiatus between a despondent sock and the end of his trousers,
and a persistent fly kept settling there, an attention which he
acknowledged by dabbing at it with the other ankle.

“’Tisn’t as if I was a little boy any longer,” he said. “When a fellow
is close on seventeen, as you and I are, it’s time he began to realise
that he’s grown up. Why, my mother was only seventeen when she married.”

“But do you propose to marry at seventeen?” asked Bags with sarcastic
allusion to the conversation that had gone before. “Where’ll she live?
She can’t very well sleep in dormitory.”

David gave a little spurt of laughter, and the sun shone on his white
teeth, and down his red throat. But he quickly became grave again.

“Is that funny?” he said. “If so, I suppose I’d better laugh, though I
wish I saw the point. Who said I was going to marry? O gosh, what a
clipper she is!”

“And it’s not much more than a fortnight ago that you thought all girls
were rotten,” said Bags.

“More fool me, then, and more fool you for still thinking so. Lord, I
wish I was really grown up, quite old, I mean, nineteen or twenty. I
say, do you think she looked at me at all in chapel this morning?”

“I don’t think so,” said Bags cheerily, “and I was watching her pretty
nearly all the time, as I knew you would ask. Oh, yes, she did once,
when you began to sing Amen before it was time. But she looked away
again at once.”

“Ha, ha,” said David in a dry, speaking voice, not laughing at all.
“Well, she’s bound to come to the Old Boys’ match, isn’t she? And I
don’t see how she can help noticing if I take any wickets.”

“Nor if you get constantly hit out of the ground,” said Bags.

David found he agreed with this.

“You’re a jolly sympathetic sort of pal,” he said at length.

Bags had a certain defence.

“Well, it seems so queer of you,” he said. “It’s rot if you’re going to
think about and talk about nothing else than a female girl. Besides, she
must be frightfully old. I shouldn’t wonder if she was twenty. Why, your
mother had been married three years when she was as old as that.”

“Yes, and had had two children and had also died,” said David rather
embarrassingly.

“Oh, sorry; I didn’t know,” said Bags. “But about your girl now,” he
went on hurriedly. “How do you know she isn’t engaged already? She
easily might be; she’s awfully pretty. I grant you that: at least, I
suppose she is, though both you and I used to think that all girls
looked exactly alike.”

“Idiots! Idiots we were!” said David, kicking wildly in the air.

“And what are you going to do?” continued Bags, who always saw the
practical issues. “Are you going to tell her how frightfully keen you
are on her!”

“I expect she guesses,” said David solemnly. “She came to tea with me
twice in my study, and it’s rather marked for a fellow to ask a don’s
daughter to tea twice in the same half, specially if she comes the first
time.”

“Well, but you didn’t say anything sweet and moonlightly to her,” said
Bags. “You talked about nothing but cricket. Besides, Plugs and I were
there the whole time, and so was Mother Gray.”

David drew a long breath, and stretched his arms and legs out in the
form of one crucified till elbows and knees were taut.

“Violet Gray!” he said, dwelling on the syllables. “Did you ever hear
such a jolly name? And it’s just like her; it’s a slim,
honey-coloured-hair name.”

Bags groaned slightly. It really was appalling for David to be in this
deplorable state.

“Violet Gray,” he said, in a business-like manner. “H’m, Violet Gray! I
think it sounds better than Violet Blaize.”

David sat up.

“Bags, you don’t understand one single thing about it,” he said. “How
can I explain? She’s just the most wonderful and beautiful thing that
ever happened. I wonder if Frank will understand. I shall tell him, but
nobody else. He’s coming down end of next week.”

“He’ll probably cut you out,” said Bags, who thought a bracing treatment
was best for his idiotic friend.

“Not he: we’re pals. Of course he could if he wanted, since any girl
would fall in love with Frank straight off, if he held up his little
finger. Jove, I’d give anything to see the ’Varsity cricket-match this
week. And to think that in final house-match last year I was in at one
end, and a Cambridge cricket blue the other.”

“Well, that happened to everybody else in the house-eleven,” said Bags,
“since Maddox went in first and carried his bat!”

David laughed.

“So it did,” he said. “I’ll back you against any one in the world, Bags,
for bald literal prosaicness. You haven’t got an ounce of imagination.
You see things just exactly as they happen. You’ve less of romance
than—than a horse-roller,” he said, looking round for inspiration and
seeing that useful article with its shafts in the air.

“Perhaps I have, perhaps I haven’t,” said Bags. “But it’s perfectly true
I don’t jaw about it. Never mind that. Look here: supposing you might
either kiss Violet Gray, twice, we’ll say, or see the Oxford and
Cambridge match, which would you choose?”

“Depends on the match,” said David. “Of course if Frank was going to
make a century, and I were to see him do that, I don’t know what else I
could choose. O Lord, but fancy kissing her, though! I wish you wouldn’t
ask such stumpers. But that’s you all over. You want me to be practical,
and say which I should like best. But I just can’t! I—I feel like a dog
which is being whistled to from opposite directions by two fellows it
loves. Doesn’t know which way to go.”

Bags sniffed scornfully.

“Oh, you’ve not got it so desperately, if you only feel like that,” he
said.

David shut his eyes and made his mouth tight with an air of martyr-like
determination.

“I should choose kissing her,” he said, “because Frank could tell me all
about the match afterwards, and besides, it would all be reported in the
_Sportsman_, and I could read about it. But I couldn’t read about my
kissing her in the paper; at least, I don’t know in which. Oh Lord, but
fancy missing seeing Frank putting perfectly straight balls away to the
leg boundary in the ’Varsity match, and then scratching his ear, as he
always does when he hits a boundary, as if wondering what on earth has
happened to the ball. I don’t know which I should choose. I Don’t Know.”

David looked mournfully round for inspiration and lay down again.

“After all, I wonder whether it’s worth while doing anything or getting
anything,” he said with a sudden lugubrious accent. “I tried to think it
would be a damned fine—jolly fine thing to get into the sixth, and yet
before a month was out we both got absolutely accustomed to it. It’s
been just the same about getting into school-eleven—oh, well, not
quite, because I do enjoy that most awfully still. But I dare say it
won’t last. Why, a year ago, if I had been told that I might have any
two things I wanted, I should have chosen to get into the sixth and the
eleven. It didn’t seem that there was anything more to want.”

“I should have thought you would have chosen that Maddox shouldn’t
leave,” remarked Bags.

“No use wishing that: he had to. Besides, if he hadn’t, he wouldn’t be
in the Cambridge eleven now. And you can’t choose anything that clips
your pal’s wings. ’Tisn’t my expression; Adams said it the other day
when he was talking to me about Jev.”

“Didn’t know Jevons had any wings,” said Bags.

“Nor did I. But Adams seems to think so. I say, Adams is rather a wise
sort of man, and he sees just about three times as much as I thought.
Oh, and he told me Hughes had passed into Sandhurst. He must have become
a decent chap again.”

“They do,” said Bags.

“Jolly glad! About Adams: I always imagined that as long as he wasn’t
bothered, he didn’t mind much what happened, short of a public row. But
I believe his funny old eye is on us more than we think.”

“And much more than it used to be!” said Bags. “You know the bizz
about the Court of Appeal woke him up tremendous. There was a regular
Insti- and Consti-tution going on in the house under his very nose,
and he had never suspected it. Up till then he didn’t bother about
what any one did as long as there wasn’t a row. You know, David, the
house was a perfect hell about the time you and I came here, and
Adams hadn’t a notion of it.”

David sat up quickly.

“I dare say,” he said, “but Frank kept all that away from me. Anyhow,
the house is pretty well all right now. There is nothing to make a row,
no smoking, no cribbing, no filth. It’s ever so much more cheery to be
like that. And just think that less than three years ago, Bags, you and
I were just beginning as two dirty little fags. What a bag of tricks has
happened since then! What were we talking about? Oh, Jevons. Adams was
awfully decent to me about it; made me blush. He said I’d taught Jev to
be clean—that’s true. When he first used to fag for Frank, I wanted to
wash the tea-cups again when his filthy little paws had touched
them—and, oh yes, he said I’d cured him of swearing, which perhaps was
true also, though it seemed rather bad luck on him to be whacked by me
for swearing, when, as Adams said, he’d picked it up from me. So I had
to cure myself as well, which I’ve almost done. But then I couldn’t
whack myself when I swore, so Jev got on quicker than I did.”

“You’re not getting on much now,” remarked Bags, patiently listening.

“Yes, I am. Shut up; I’m just coming to the wings. Adams said I was
fussing over him too much, and tying a string to his leg, and clipping
his wings, when it was time for him to fly about as he damn pleased.
(Lord, Jev would have got whacked for that!) But, you see, he’s turning
out rather a fetching kid—good-looking, you know, and all that, and I’m
not going to have him taken up by some brute and spoiled. However, any
one who tries will have a nasty time with me first. But I suppose Adams
is right: Jev’s got to begin looking after himself. I’m rather sorry in
a way though. It’s good sport looking after a kid like that, and seeing
it doesn’t come to any harm. He’s an affectionate little beggar, too,
and I believe he knows it would make me pretty sick if he got into
beastly ways. I say, I’m afraid I’m talking like a missionary.”

“On the plains of Timbuctoo,” remarked Bags.

“Yes, anywhere. Rum fellow you are, Bags. You let me jaw to any extent
without yawning or telling me to shut it. But there are such a lot of
frightfully interesting things that you must talk about in order to find
out what you really think. Jev, for instance: I had no idea that I was a
missionary till I began to jaw. By the way, my father is coming down for
the Old Boys’ match next week. D’you remember that awful morning when he
bowled into the wrong net at Helmsworth and how ashamed I was? Funny how
one changes: I should just love it if he did it again now, because it’s
so jolly sporting of him to try to bowl at all. My sister’s coming, too,
and of course Frank will be here playing for the Old Boys. What a
family! They all love Frank at home; he and my father are tremendous
pals: they talk about Norman and Perpendicular and Transitional till
all’s blue. He stayed with us most of the Christmas holidays, you know,
when his mother was abroad.”

David sat up again.

“Lord, what a lot of things there are!” he said appreciatively.

“Not to mention Her,” said Bags.

“No. Oh, by the way, I saw her coming out of Madden’s the photographer’s
the other day. Do you suppose she’d been done? By Jove, shouldn’t I like
one?”

“Well, ask her then,” said Bags with infinite patience.

David knitted his forehead into a diplomatic frown.

“I couldn’t straight off like that,” he said. “But I might lead up to
it. I might say I thought Madden took jolly good photographs, and see
what she said.”

“Suppose she said that she thought he didn’t,” said Bags wearily.

“Well, I could say that—that no one could do justice to some people. Or
is that laying it on rather thick? Oh, by the way, I’ve been devilish
cunning. The Head told me that my last iambics were pretty rotten, and
that I’d better have some private tuition, so I asked if I might go to
old Gray for it. Jolly smart, that. So I’m going to drop French and have
private tu with Gray, beginning to-morrow.”

“‘Come into the garden, Maud,’” remarked Bags.

“What’s Maud got—oh, I see, you mean Violet. Yes, that’s the idea.
Going in and out of the house, I’m sure to run across her. See? Why,
it’s striking four. Let’s go down to house.”

David, as is the way of boys rising seventeen, had been growing
tremendously these last six months, not in physical ways only, but in
stature of the mind. It was impossible to imagine a boy less of a prig
than he, or one so unweighted with the sense of duty or responsibility,
but with his growth he had taken up his responsibilities quite simply
and unconsciously and eagerly, without having any egoism about it. He
did not, in fact, do these things and behave in a manner that made him
so breezy a treasure to his house-master because he heavily realised
that there were things he ought to do, and a manner in which he ought to
behave, but because he obeyed unconsciously the bent of his natural
instincts, which were those of a very high-spirited and excellent fellow
now budding from boyhood into early manhood. He had no private
meditations at all on the subject, but merely lived in active and
wholesome ways and enjoyed himself immensely, and if by any chance he
had come to learn what Adams really thought of him, he would have had no
doubt that his informant was just “pulling his leg.” His genial
unconsciousness that he had any influence at all was exactly that which
made his influence so strong. He had the admirable gift of not thinking
about himself, but purely about the large quantity of attractive affairs
that made up life, and the number of “jolly chaps” with whom he was
associated. He had even been known to admit that Manton and Crossley, to
counteract whose ridiculous ineffectiveness the Court of Appeal had been
founded, were decent enough, though of course no earthly good as
prefects. In the same way, it was from no sense of conscious duty that
he had educated and still watched over Jevons: “it was sport looking
after a kid,” was exactly the true account of the trouble he had taken.
Then, part of his growth, had come this violent adoration of Violet
Gray, as natural as the strutting of the young male bird, when first it
is conscious of another sex than his. David had suddenly perceived that
though in many things girls are “rotters,” there was something about
them that made it necessary to wear buttonholes, and, if possible, make
runs or take wickets for other reasons than those generally
necessary. . . .

The two boys strolled at Sunday pace down over the hot, sunny field,
which wore its air of Sabbatical and empty leisure. May had been a wet
month, and the grass still retained the varnished freshness of spring
except where in patches it had been worn by pitches or practice-nets.
But for the last fortnight no rain had fallen, and the light soil, quick
to dry, was beginning to get hard and give bowlers such as David the
crumbling wickets in which his soul delighted. Adams’s house had scraped
through the first ties of house-matches, for though David, on whom they
relied to thwart and discomfit their opponents, had proved on that
occasion to be extremely expensive, and quite useless as a bowler, he
had in some weird fashion of his own managed to make fifty of the most
awful runs ever scored, chiefly by amazing miss-hits over the heads of
point and slips. He had also been badly missed off the first ball he
received, which added humour to the performance, and a little later his
leg-stump had been smartly hit, though without displacing the bails. (He
had hailed this with a shriek of laughter.) But in the second tie played
last week he had shown himself in truer colours, and had been bowled
fair and square in both innings without scoring at all, but had done
things with the ball that really seemed inspired by Satan. He had grown
into a bowler of the googliest type, and had discovered, all for
himself, that if he let his shirt-sleeve wave in the air instead of
rolling it tight up round his elbow it presented a much more puzzling
outline to the batsman.[1] On that day there had been, too, a high
cross-wind, and all that most of the batsmen who were favoured with his
deliveries knew was that from very far off an immense lanky figure came
prancing in a curved run up to the wickets, and that from somewhere at
the end of clothes hung up to dry a quavering object that was supposed
to be a cricket-ball skidded through the air in such a manner that it
was really impossible to tell what it was doing or what it would do.
Sometimes when it looked most charged with incalculable waywardness it
did nothing but bounce as an innocent and rotund ball should; at other
times (chiefly when it looked almost pathetically guileless) it played
the lowest tricks that the laws of spin permitted. It kicked out like a
horse when it pitched, or it leaped nervously aside as if trying to
avoid the bat: in fact, the odds were that it did precisely what you
didn’t expect. Or, again, the demoniac Blazes would run up to the
wickets with less than his usual prance, but in a slow and thoughtful
manner as if he had a headache. But if the wary batsman imagined (as he
not unfrequently did) that this was the prelude to a slow and thoughtful
ball, he occasionally (though not always) found he was quite in error.
An extremely fast and straight ball was all that the thoughtful manner
meant, whereby we learn the danger of trusting to appearances. And what
made all these antics the more flustering and annoying was that David,
with guileless sincerity, frankly confessed that he was often by no
means clear himself what the ball was going to do.

“I always mean it to do something rum,” he said, “but of course it
doesn’t always come off, and sometimes it does just the opposite. That’s
such awful fun. It’s all silly tosh, my bowling, you know. Comes off in
house-matches sometimes, but any school team would hit me over the
moon.”

This perfectly sincere view of his own performance was not shared by
Humphreys, the captain of the school eleven who had twice been one of
David’s victims, and to whom this opinion was expressed.

“But the one you bowled me with in the first innings,” said that
much-injured young man, “came round my legs and took the middle-stump,
blast you. Didn’t you mean that?”

David put his head on one side, considering.

“Yes, I think I did,” he said. “It was rather a good ball for me. I
thought it might do something of the sort. Every one gets a good ball in
sometimes if they go on long enough.”

“Well, I wish you would keep them for school-matches,” said Humphreys.
“And second innings you had me with a roaring full-pitch, ninety-five
miles an hour. I thought it was only eighty-five, and so I missed it by
ten miles.”

David laughed.

“Sorry. It was rather a fast one,” he said. “I thought it had got you in
the tummy. Jolly glad it was only your wicket.”

“So’m I,” remarked Humphreys. “Come and bathe.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Since then, every day had added to the pace of the ground, and this
Sunday afternoon, as David strolled down with Bags, he looked at the
turf with extreme content.

“Just my luck all over,” he said, “that it should be getting into the
state that suits me best for Old Boys’ match. Lord, what a pity I said
that! I shan’t be able to send down a decent ball now. But I should love
to bowl Frank. Bags, I do think about cricket so tremendously in the
summer half. I lie awake making plans.”

He took a short run and brought his arm over his shoulder in a
complicated fashion.

“Why shouldn’t I bring my arm up overhand like that,” he said, “and turn
my wrist over underhand? You might say that the ball would simply fly up
gently in the air and fall at my feet. But something might be done with
it. You can usually do something with anything if you give your mind to
it.”

“Like you with Jev,” remarked Bags.

“Oh, that’s only Adams’s rot.”

He broke off and focused his blue eyes on a group of figures coming up
the field towards them.

“Lord, here’s Mother Gray and Violet coming,” he said. “I say, is my tie
straight? Who’s the man with them?”

“Don’t know. Friend of theirs probably.”

“Clever fellow! Hope they’ll ask me to tea.”

David had been carrying his straw hat in his hand, but put it on, in
order to have the joy of taking it off to them.

“Same man who was in chapel this morning with them,” said Bags in an
undertone.

“Was he? Didn’t see him. Lord, doesn’t she look ripping?”

There is always some slight discomfort attached to a meeting which is
seen, while yet a long way off, to be coming, a difficulty in knowing
the right moment to cease being absorbed in the landscape or in
intelligent conversation with your friend, and to become conscious of it
in proper time to apply a suitable smile of recognition to the face.
David, with his tingling heart, managed it with wonderful ill-success.
He put on a brilliant smile long before it could be seen at all, and,
feeling as if his cheeks would crack, took it completely off again. Then
he tried to talk to Bags in a natural manner, and pointed to nothing at
all away to the right. Then he proceeded to talk to Bags again much too
long, and did not look up till the adorable one was but a couple of
yards off. On came the smile of recognition again, and he took off his
hat and dropped it. And, alas for the hope of being asked to tea, when
he picked up his hat again, the vision had already gone by, and it was
only the most instantaneous return of his smile that he reaped from all
those muddled manœuvres. So on they went, Bags with face red from
suppressed giggles.

“What are you laughing at, you ass?” asked David in an indignant
whisper. “I don’t see anything funny.”

“No, you wouldn’t. You were the funny man.”

“What did I do!” demanded David.

“First you grinned an awful grin miles too soon,” said Bags. “Then you
looked as grave as a judge with indigestion. Then, miles too late, you
gave another awful grin and dropped your hat. Sorry you didn’t get your
tea, but it was too funny for anything.”

David was radically incapable of ill-humour for more than a few seconds
at a time, and grinned in a less awful manner.

“I never felt such a silly fool,” he said. “And I’m not sure I like that
man. What do you suppose they were talking about so interestedly?”

“Can’t say; run back and ask them,” said Bags. “I thought he looked
rather a decent chap. Awfully good-looking too; a bit like Maddox.”

David gave a snort of disdain.

“Like your grandmother,” he observed in a withering manner.

“Which one? I’ve got two.”

David took hold of Bags by the shoulders, and ran him down the bit of
steep hill to the gate.

“The ugliest,” he said. “And the fattest. And the beastliest. I say,
though, it was rather a sell for me.”

“Complete suck,” said Bags.

                 *        *        *        *        *

There are exactly as many ways of falling in love as there are different
natures in the world, and since every one, boy or man or girl or woman,
falls in love off the same carpet, so to speak, on which he transacts
the other affairs of life, it followed that David’s first excursion into
the enchanted country was made with enthusiasm and gaiety and innocence,
and with that forgetfulness of himself that characterised his other ways
and works. That he was in love at all, any grown-up man, who was so
unfortunate as to forget what it was like to be a boy, would probably
have denied, calling his feelings calf-love at the most, but no boy,
unless he was a shrivelled old man, could doubt for a moment the
genuineness of David’s emotion. It seriously threatened for the next few
weeks to dethrone the dominant passion inspired by cricket, and, since
that absolutely refused to vacate the supreme throne, love squeezed
itself in and sat beside it, so that if David lay awake on Sunday
pondering over fresh wiles in the matter of his googlies, on Monday the
googlies would not enter his head at all, except as shadows, and he
would devote the whole of his insomnia (which perhaps lasted half an
hour) to the contemplation of the adorable Violet. At such times he
would give vent to a sound between a sigh and a groan, and Jevons from
the next bed would ask if he had tummy-ache. Then David would say
savagely, “No, you little ass, go to sleep”; and add in a minute or two,
“Thanks for asking, Jev.”

At this high level his adoration remained for a whole month.
Occasionally, as during the two days of the Old Boys’ match, he would be
more absorbed in cricket while Violet looked on from the throne of his
heart, even as she looked on from the balcony of the pavilion; but on
the day succeeding the glorious discomfiture of the Old Boys, cricket,
as an active principle in his mind, lapsed into a state of quiescence,
while Violet became volcanic again. He did not want anything from her
(though the thought of kissing her, a wild flight of impossible fancy,
sent his heart into his mouth); he only wanted that she should be she
and he an adorer: he could have given no further account of it than
that. All his other friends, Frank and his own sister, and Bags and
Plugs, were on a different plane. He loved Margery, he loved Frank, he
esteemed and relied on Bags, but none gave him any tremor, any sense of
excitement. But for Violet, his boyish heart was full of a sweet tumult
and confusion, whenever the enchantress came within eyeshot.

Meantime the strange young man who had roused David’s suspicions on
Sunday afternoon continued staying with the Grays, but his presence was
accounted for, since, to David’s great relief, he proved to be a cousin.
He proved also, which was satisfactory, to be a man who played cricket
occasionally for his county, and thus had a claim to respect, and took
part in a match against the masters, playing for them. On that occasion
he proceeded to hit David’s bowling to all parts of the compass with the
utmost ease and enjoyment, a feat that raised him in the bowler’s
estimation. Eventually David got him out with a ball about which Mr.
Leonard Gray knew absolutely nothing, but he had been treated with
wonderful contempt first. And as Gray retired he nodded in a friendly
manner.

“Glad you didn’t send that ball down sooner, Blaize,” he said.

Then, with the suddenness of a thunderbolt, the end came. Bags brought
the fateful news, while David was ecstatically employed on a model
flying-machine which Frank had given him.

“Did you ever see anything so ripping!” he shouted. “Frank sent it me
this morning. It flew the whole length of hall just now. Wait till I
wind it up again.”

David picked up the beloved machine and began winding it.

“What’s up!” he said looking at Bags. “Anything beastly happened?
Nothing wrong in the house, is there!”

“Oh, David, I’m so sorry,” said Bags.

David let go of the winder and the propeller whirred and pulled as the
wheels ran round.

“Well, get on,” he said.

“She’s engaged to that cousin,” said Bags. “Banns were given out
yesterday at the parish church. Plugs told me; his people were down and
he went with them to church instead of chapel.”

David felt the world topple round him. He sat down and turned very red
in the face.

“Oh” was all he said.

Then Bags came a step closer.

“I say, David,” he said shyly, “if you only knew how I hate anything
that hurts you. I should like to kill that chap.”

And his plain, rather goat-like face glowed with that which had so long
inspired him, namely, his affection for David, that shy, silent passion
of friendship.

David spun the propeller once or twice.

“Well, he’s a jolly lucky chap,” he said at length.

Then he looked at Bags and saw in his eyes just that blind devotion that
you can see in a dog’s eyes, if you understand dogs. He got up, and put
a hand on Bags’s shoulder.

“It’s ripping of you to care, Bags,” he said. “I’m no end
grateful. . . . Hell!”

-----

[1] Later in the year, it may be remembered, the M. C. C. legislated on
this subject.




                              CHAPTER XVI


The school was assembled at evening chapel on the last Sunday of this
summer term. To-morrow would be prize-giving, with all its attendant
festivities, down to concert in the evening and another
house-supper—perhaps—at Adams’s in celebration of their again having
won the house cricket-cup. On Tuesday the school would break up, to meet
again in large numbers on Friday for the match at Lord’s.

Just now the hymn after the third collect had been sung, but after that,
instead of the chaplain continuing to read the prayers, the Head did so.
Next him in his pew was Frank. And before the prayer for all sorts and
conditions of men, there was a short pause and the silence became tense,
for every one present guessed what was coming. Then the quiet, slow
voice began again.

“Your prayers are requested for your friend David Blaize,” it said, “who
is lying dangerously ill.”

Then the three remaining prayers were said, but before the final hymn
was given out, there came another pause, and the Head rose. He spoke
more intimately now.

“You will all want to know what news I have to give you,” he said, “so
before we finish the service I will tell you. I saw David Blaize just
before chapel. He was quite conscious and not frightened at all. He knew
quite well, for his father had told him, that he was in extreme danger.
I only saw him for a minute, but I said we were going to pray for him
this evening, as we have done. Perhaps you would like to hear what he
said to me.”

The Head paused a moment, began once, and then mastered his voice
better.

“He said, ‘Thanks awfully, sir. That’ll do me good.’”

A little rustle and stir went round chapel, and all that any one had
known of David came and stood quite close to him. Bags, sitting at the
end of the seat of the sixth form, leaned forward, putting his head on
his hands. Frank, who had come down an hour before, just looked at the
Head, waiting.

Then the Head spoke again.

“I have told you this on purpose,” he said, “to show you how he faces
death, if it is that God wishes him to face. Also to show you that, as
he still hopes to live, we must hope it with him in all the power that
prayer gives us. But he faces death with all the—the gay courage with
which he faced that which has brought him into peril of it. There are
many of you who loved him, and I am among them, and we must be level
with him in our courage. Now we will sing the hymn, ‘Lead us, Heavenly
Father, lead us.’”

                 *        *        *        *        *

The whole school, of course, knew what had happened. Two days before a
young horse harnessed to a light cart, and frightened by a
traction-engine, had bolted straight down the steep High Street at
Marchester, full at its lower end with the crowded traffic of
market-day, and the driver had been pitched off the box, so that it
galloped on, unchecked and mad with fright. At the moment, David, with a
bag of macaroons which he had just bought, came out of school-shop;
throwing the parcel to Bags, who was with him, he had shouted out,
“Catch hold, and don’t eat any,” and had rushed straight out into the
road, taking a header, so to speak, at the horse. He had got hold of a
rein, and then, still holding it, had been jerked off his feet, and the
wheel of the cart had gone over him. But the horse was checked, and when
they picked the boy up they found that the rein was still wrapped round
his wrist.

There were severe internal injuries, not necessarily fatal, but, until
several days had elapsed, every minute was critical with danger. Up till
this morning all had gone well, but a few hours ago there had been
disquieting symptoms, with fever and restlessness and signs of
exhaustion. He had been conscious all day, and was no longer in great
pain, but it was feared that nervous shock consequent on internal injury
might overcome the splendid powers of rallying which he had shown at
first. His father and Margery had come down the day before, but to-day
they had scarcely seen him, since the utmost quiet was necessary. And an
hour ago he had been told that he was in great danger. It was to this
that the Head had referred.

Adams’s house was nearer to where the accident happened than the school
sanatorium, and he had been moved there since every extra yard was extra
danger, and for two days now a strange silence, as of life in a dream,
had lain over it. There had been no need for Adams to tell them not to
make any noise or disturbance, for the boys crept about like mice, and
no voice was raised. It seemed impossible that this should have happened
to anybody, most of all that it should have happened to David. And yet
in the room at the end of the passage, just beyond the baize door into
Adams’s private part of the house, he was lying now, midway between life
and death, horribly tired, but not afraid.

Maddox waited for the Head to disrobe after service was over, just
outside the chapel. The school and then the masters passed by him, but
he only nodded at one and another, and still waited. At last the Head
came out into the red twilight after sunset.

“Glad you waited for me, Maddox,” he said. “I didn’t know you were down
till just before chapel.”

“Is there anything more to tell than what you told us all sir?” he
asked.

The Head took his arm.

“No, my dear fellow,” he said. “It’s not hopeless, you know. They don’t
say that.”

“Would they allow me to see him, sir? He needn’t know I did. I could
just look at him without his seeing me.”

“You must ask the doctor about that. You got down this afternoon only?”

“Yes sir. I only heard this morning.”

They walked on in silence a little way as far as the iron gate into the
quadrangle. Then Maddox spoke again.

“He’s the best chap in the world, sir,” he said. “He saved me, you know.
Just saved me.”

The Head pressed his arm.

“Ah, that’s between you and David,” he said. “It’s not for me to hear.
But I know you love him, which is the only point. Please God, you’ll
have him with you many years yet. And if not, Frank, you mustn’t be
bitter, or think that it’s a cruel ordinance that takes him away. God
takes him, and we must give, even as David gave himself when he just
jumped at that horse. Do you think he would have withheld himself if he
had known what the result would have been? Not a bit of it; he would
have done it just the same; we both know that. His life was his, and,
like the brick he is, he chose to risk it.”

They walked on in silence half across the quiet quadrangle.

“Will you come and sup with us?” asked the Head presently. “I can give
you a bed, too, if you like.”

“Oh, thanks awfully, sir,” said Frank, “but I think I’ll go down to the
house. Mr. Adams will put me up somehow. Or I shall sit up. I should
like to be down there.”

The Head nodded.

“I see,” he said. “I quite understand. Good night then.”

Maddox went out of schoolyard, and down the road to his old house. The
afterglow of sunset was fading fast, the road showed grey between black
hedgerows, and as he crossed the stream, the reflection of a big star
wavered on the quiet, flowing water. The whole place was intensely
familiar to him, part of his blood, part of his intimate life, and,
passing the fives-court, he remembered how, on a wet day not yet three
years ago, he had given David and Bags elementary instruction in squash,
and had walked down this same road afterwards, waiting for David to come
in with a parcel for him. Now that friend of his heart lay between life
and death in the house of which the lights already shone between the
elm-trees. He tried to realise, and again shrank from realising, what
the loss would mean to him. He had a hundred friends alive and well, but
he could not measure David by any of them. He was just David. . . .

There was no fresh news when he got to the house: he saw David’s father
and sister for a minute only, but was not allowed to go in to see him.
After that he went into the boys’ part of the house, and found that Bags
was waiting up also, by permission, in the double prefects’ study which
he shared with David. Maddox knew it well: it was the one he had managed
to procure for himself alone the year that David came to the school and
fagged for him.

Bags was full of quiet politeness. He gave Maddox the sofa, and, since
the rest of the house had gone to bed, suggested that he might smoke if
he wished.

“Adams won’t mind,” he said. “It’s jolly of you to come and keep me
company. You know——”

And then Bags could not speak any more at once.

“Thanks, I won’t smoke,” said Maddox. “You were with David at his
private school too, weren’t you?”

“Yes, two years,” said Bags.

“And been pals ever since. Same as me. Both of us David’s friends, I
mean.”

Bags forgot to be shy of this great Cambridge cricket-blue.

“You should have seen David,” he said, jerking out the words. “He went
bang for that horse, like taking a header. I—I ought to have done it,
you know. I got out of school-shop just in front of him and stood
staring.”

“Oh, my God, why didn’t you?” said Maddox suddenly.

“I know, it was rotten of me,” he said. “But David was so damned quick
about it, you know. He just chucked a bag of macaroons at me, and simply
jumped. And then the wheel went over him, and he was dragged along with
the rein round his wrist.”

Bags gave one awful sniff and pointed to a white paper parcel that
protruded from the cupboard where tea things were kept.

“There they are,” he said. “He told me not to eat any. Last thing he
said. And . . . and I want to see him again so frightfully, just to see
him you know. What a ripper! He didn’t know how I liked him. You did
too. Same boat, isn’t it?”

Bags had no pretence of fortitude left, and mopped his eyes.

“Damn that horse,” he said. “Who’d have cared if it had killed the whole
High Street, so long as David didn’t put his carcase in the light,
silly—silly idiot. But—but a fellow just loves him the more for it. I
keep thinking over day after day of these last five years. Do you
remember when he was swished?”

Maddox nodded.

“Yes; jolly well deserved it too. And he was so sick with me afterwards
when I told him so. But we made it up. David said he was sorry. Silly
fool! As if he ever did anything to a pal he could be sorry for.”

Bags caught his breath.

“Don’t know what there was about him,” he said, “but there he was. Just
David, you know. And he liked you most awfully. I used to get damned
jealous. Sorry if you mind.”

The two sat there together while the warm night with many stars wheeled
overhead above the sleeping house, talking occasionally, but for the
most part in silence. Adams, who also was sitting up, came in from time
to time to see them, and they would sit all three together. From the
sick-room came no determining news: David was conscious and awake, and
they had given him all the morphia that they dared. His temperature had
not risen further, but he was very much exhausted; the question was how
his strength would hold out unless he got to sleep. This Adams told
them, and perhaps they talked for a little of David, recalling some
incident of past days. Then Adams would leave them again to go back to
David’s father and sister.

But not long after midnight he came in again, having only just gone out.

“David has suddenly asked if you were here, Frank,” he said. “He wants
to see you, and the doctor thinks you had better go to him. He is
getting very restless, and perhaps you may be able to quiet him. That’s
what they want you to do. You can trust yourself?”

Frank got up.

“Yes, sir; I know I can,” he said.

The room where he lay was lit by a lamp that was shaded from the bed,
and near the head of it was standing the doctor, who nodded to Frank as
he came in, and beckoned him to the bed, putting a chair for him by the
side of it.

“David, old chap, here I am,” he said.

David turned his tired eyes to him.

“Oh, I say, that’s ripping,” he said faintly. “But I can’t see you very
well. Mayn’t there be a bit more light?”

The doctor quietly tilted the shade round the lamp, so that the light
fell on Frank’s face.

“Will that do?” said Frank.

“Yes, rather. I wanted to see you awfully. I wondered if you would come.
I thought perhaps you would when you knew. Frank, am I going to die?”

Frank pulled the chair a little closer, and bent over him.

“No,” he said. “You’re going to do nothing of the sort. We can’t get on
without you possibly, so you’ve got to get well. See?”

The doctor came close to Frank and whispered to him.

“Tell him he must go to sleep,” he said, and stepped back again out of
sight.

“And to get well,” continued Frank, “you’ve got to go to sleep and bring
your strength back. David, don’t you remember our two beds at the end of
dormitory? Well, think yourself back in yours with me in the one next
you, and imagine it’s time to go to sleep. It’s quite easy you know.
Imagine it’s that jolly evening after our house-match last year, when
you were so tired you fell asleep without undressing.”

“Yes, I remember,” said David.

He was silent a little, but his eyes were still wide.

“I say, would it bore you awfully to hold my hand,” he said. “You’re so
strong and fit and quiet. I might get some. I don’t know. Am I talking
rot?”

“No, not a bit. There!”

Frank fitted his hand into David’s, which lay like a sick child within
it.

“Yes, ripping,” said he, a little drowsily. “Sure it’s not an awful
bore?”

“It’s a frightful bore,” said Frank.

David smiled.

“You didn’t get a rise out of me,” he said.

“Shall have another try before long,” said Frank. “Comfortable?”

“Rather.”

David lay for some ten minutes still wide-eyed, but quiet. Then his
eyelids fluttered, closed and opened again.

“Awfully comfortable,” he said. “I wanted just you to tell me what to
do. I did so want you to come.”

David’s eyelids dropped again, and the doctor came round to Maddox’s
side.

“Sit quite still,” he whispered, “and don’t speak to him again.”

“Sure it doesn’t bore you?” asked David once more.

Again there was silence, and the two, the friend and the doctor,
remained absolutely still for some five minutes. Then from the bed came
a long sigh. David’s head rolled a little sideways on the pillow, and
after that came the quiet, regular breathing. Then the doctor whispered
once more to Maddox.

“You may have to sit like that with your arm out for hours,” he said.
“We’ll try to make you comfortable presently. Can you manage it?”

“Why, yes,” said he.

The doctor quietly left the room, but came back soon after with pillows,
and, as well as he could, propped up Maddox’s outstretched arm. Then he
spoke to the nurse who was to sit up, and came back to the bed and
looked at David a moment, listening to his regular breathing.

“I’m going to get a bit of sleep now,” he whispered to Frank, “but I’m
afraid you won’t. You must stop just as you are. If he lets go of your
hand you must still sit there in case he wakes and asks for you. If he
says anything, answer him as if he was in his dormitory, and you in the
bed next him. You’re in charge.”

It was a couple of hours before David moved. Then he turned a little in
bed.

“Frank,” he said.

“Oh, shut up and go to sleep,” said Frank. “’Tisn’t morning.”

“Right oh!” said David.

All sensation had gone from Maddox’s arm; it was quite numb up to the
shoulder, and it was only with his eyes that, presently after, he knew
that David had let his hand slip from his own. Then very gently he
withdrew it, and it fell helplessly on to his knees.

David slept on through the hour before dawn when the flame of vitality
burns dim and the dying loose their hold on life, until through the
curtains the pale light of morning looked in, dimming the lamp-light.
Outside the twitter of birds began, and the hushed sounds of life stole
about within the house, and the nurse moved quietly to and fro in the
room, setting things in order for the day. She brought Frank a cup of
tea and some bread and butter, and he ate and drank without moving from
the bedside. Before long the doctor paid his promised visit, but there
was nothing for him to do, now that sleep had come to David. The
immediate necessity was fulfilled, and beyond that there was no need to
look at present. Only Hope, the little white flame which had burned so
dim and had come so near to being quenched the evening before, shone
more bravely.

All that morning Maddox sat by David’s bed as he slept. It was he who
had brought to him, through the tie of their love and David’s
instinctive obedience to his suggestion, the sleep that had been so
imperative a need, and the sunny morning grew broad and hot as he dozed
sometimes, but oftener watched, filled with a huge and humble exultation
of happiness that he had been able to help David. And when David woke,
as he did, a little after noon, it was the best of all. For even while
his eyes were yet scarcely unclosed, he spoke just one word—Frank’s
name, still sleepily.

“Oh, go to sleep,” said Frank, just as he had said it twelve hours
before. “No early school.”

But this time David reasserted himself a little.

“’Course not,” he said. “But I’ve slept ages and—and I want something
to eat.”

The beaming nurse stepped to the bedside.

“I’ll bring you some beef-tea in a minute,” she said. “Lie quite still.”

David turned his head.

“Why, it’s quite morning,” he said.

“Absolutely,” said Frank.

“And I’ve slept ever since you told me we were in dormitory together,”
he said. “How long ago was that?”

“Oh, about twelve hours,” said Frank.

“And you’ve sat here all the time?”

“Think so.”

“Oh, I say! And just because you thought I might want you.”

David’s eyes were bright and untired again: there was life shining
behind them, young life that may still be feeble as the snowdrops
raising their frail heads above the ground on some sunny morning of
February are feeble. But they answer to the beckoning of spring, not,
like late autumn blossoms, feeling the chill of the winter that
approaches.

Frank leaned over him.

“Yes, I thought you might want me,” he said; “but also I couldn’t go
away. I wanted you.”

David smiled at him.

“I was pretty bad yesterday, wasn’t I?” he asked.

“Yes, pretty bad.”

“I knew I must be, because I didn’t care what happened. I do to-day. I’m
going to get better.”

“Of course you are,” said Frank, “and here’s your food.”

“Lord, it smells good,” said David. “Do be quick, nurse.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

So there was house-supper at Adams’s that night.




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quotations necessary to the dialogue.

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