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Title: Sonnets of a Budding Bard

Author: Nixon Waterman

Illustrator: John A. Williams

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SONNETS OF A BUDDING BARD

BOOKS BY

NIXON WATERMAN

A BOOK OF VERSES

IN MERRY MOOD

BOY WANTED

FORBES & COMPANY

CHICAGO

Sometimes I get to wishin’ I might be

A little lamb like Mary’s, fond and true,

With Susan Sanderson as Mary, see?

We’d play amidst the clover sweet with dew,

And everywhere that she wast there’d be me,

And if she wasn’t, I’dst be elsewhere, too.

SONNETS OF A BUDDING BARD

BY

NIXON WATERMAN

WITH DRAWINGS BY

JOHN A. WILLIAMS

CHICAGO FORBES & COMPANY

1907

Copyright, 1907, by

THE CENTURY CO.

Copyright, 1907, by

FORBES AND COMPANY

Printed by COLONIAL PRESS:

C. H. Simonds & Co., Boston, U. S. A.

CONTENTS

SONNET

PAGE

I.

Lines Wrote in School Whilst I Shouldst Have Been Studyin’ My Lesson

11

II.

Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ about Mary and Her Pet Lamb

13

III.

Lines Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ about How Pa Acts When Dressin’ Up

15

IV.

Lines Wrote Whilst Realizin’ We Oughtst to Be Kind to Dumb Brutes

17

V.

Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ of Our Parents in the Garden of Eden

19

VI.

Lines Wrote Whilst Smartin’ from Punishment Received for Lyin’

21

VII.

Thoughts Thought about Ma’s Notions Regardin’ Love and House-keepin’

23

VIII.

Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ of Peary on a Hot Summer Day

25

IX.

Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ of a Thanksgivin’ Day Turkey

27

X.

Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ of My Sister Maymie’s Homely Beau

29

XI.

Lines Wrote Whilst Recovering from an Accident Caused by a Hornet

31

XII.

Lines Wrote on a Summer Day Whilst Thinkin’ of a Soda Fountain

33

XIII.

Lines Wrote After Bein’ Scolded for Not Doin’ as Children Used To

35

XIV.

Lines Wrote On Readin’ How Cleopatra Made Men Act Very Foolish

37

XV.

Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ What I Wouldst Do with Carnegie’s Gold

39

XVI.

Some Thoughts Thought Whilst Havin’ to Bathe in a Bath-tub

41

XVII.

Lines Wrote in School Whilst Throwin’ Glances at Susan Sanderson

43

XVIII.

Thoughts Thought Whilst Mowin’ the Lawn on a Saturday Afternoon

45

XIX.

Sonnet Wrote on the Fly-leaf of My Grammar Durin’ School Hours

47

XX.

Thoughts Thought on Hearin’ Folks Find Fault with the Weather

49

XXI.

Lines Wrote After Seein’ Shakespeare’s Hamlet from an Upper Gallery

51

XXII.

Sonnet Wrote Whilst Retrospectively Contemplatin’ My First Cigar

53

XXIII.

Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ About a Vacation Spent on a Farm

55

XXIV.

Lines Composed After Seein’ a Book Full of Byron’s Love Letters

57

XXV.

Sonnet Wrote After Hearin’ a Youth Oratin’ about “Casabianca”

59

SONNETS OF A BUDDING BARD

LINES WROTE IN SCHOOL WHILST I SHOULDST HAVE BEEN STUDYIN’ MY LESSON

I’ve just about madest up my mind to be

A poet such as Shakespeare and the rest

Of them big literary gents, and dressed

In velvet clothes, write up the things I see

In some grand style to show that Browning he

Hast been done up! And when plain folks request

My autograph, then, throwin’ out my chest,

I’llst make them wish that they wast great like me!

I’m tired dwellin’ midst surroundin’s where

Cheap things art always waitin’ to be done:

I’dst rather loaf and dream and have long hair

Like all great poets dost: and, oh! what fun,

To dash off lays and sell them, then and there,

Whenever I’llst be needin’ any “mon.”

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT MARY AND HER PET LAMB

Full oft I’ve read how Mary’s lamb didst go

Where’er his kind and lovin’ mistress went,

As if the little creature wast content

If it couldst only be where she wast. Oh,

I realize what madest it hanker so

To be in school that day: it surely meant

It loved her! Yet, that mean old teacher bent

On bossin’ things—he didst not seem to know.

Sometimes I get to wishin’ I might be

A little lamb like Mary’s, fond and true,

With Susan Sanderson as Mary, see?

We’d play amidst the clover sweet with dew,

And everywhere that she wast there’d be me,

And if she wasn’t, I’dst be elsewhere, too.

LINES WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT HOW PA ACTS WHEN DRESSIN’ UP

Whilst pa and ma art dressin’ up to go

To church or somewhere, so I’ve heard ma tell

The neighbor women, pa tears ’round pell-mell

And turns things upside down, and wants to know

Who hid his clothes! and makes ma stop and show

Him where to find them. Ma she know’st full well

They’re where he’s kept them since he earnest to dwell

In our house: that’s been twenty years or so.

And when ma’s donest her level best to try

To help pa so he wilt not fuss and fret,

And found his clothes, shoes, collar, cuffs and tie,

And there ain’t nothin’ more for her to get,

Pa looks at her and with an awful sigh

Says: “Thunderation! Ain’t you ready yet?”

LINES WROTE WHILST REALIZIN’ WE OUGHTST TO BE KIND TO DUMB BRUTES

Wise William Goat, familiarly addressed

As “Billy!” Thou art an amusin’ brute,

For thou hast some traits that are truly cute

And others, still, so it must be confessed,

That I hast learned in sorrow to detest.

’Tis fun to see thee, in thy manner mute,

When boys dost tease thee, give some one a “beaut,”

Yet, he who’s “it” deems thee a sorry jest.

Yestreen I met some other boys, and we,

At thy expense, wert havin’ much delight

Till thou got’st ’round to where I didst not see

That thou wast headed my way. Sorry plight!

That’s why I write this standin’—woe is me!—

And slept’st upon my bosom all last night.

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ OF OUR PARENTS IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

O Adam and O Eve! How very nice

It must have been to live where you wast at.

No neighbors anywhere with whom to spat,

Nor any one to give you free advice.

Ma says she’d gladly pay ’most any price

For such a lay-out. And she’s certain that

Because there wert no servants in your flat

Is how you camest to call it “Paradise.”

And pa says that if Eve hadst dressed the way

Our women do we shouldst have missed the fate

Of goin’ forth into the world to stray,

For she’d be somewhere, still, inside the gate

Delayin’ things, as women dost to-day,

A-tryin’ for to pin her hat on straight.

LINES WROTE WHILST SMARTIN’ FROM PUNISHMENT RECEIVED FOR LYIN’

O Washington! (O Reader, hast thou not

In readin’ high-toned poems wrote for show,

Observed how many of them start with “O?”

Well, anyhow, there is an awful lot.)

The noble deeds thou wrought’st are not forgot

But serve to make thy name, where’er we go,

A household word. If all they say is so

Thou didst some mighty clever stunts. That’s what!

And yet, thy fame belongest to thy dad;

Thou shinest by reflected light, forsooth,

For thou ’rt the only boy that ever had

A pa who, when his son dared tell the truth

About some kiddish prank didst not get mad

And lamm him! O thou heaven-protected youth!

THOUGHTS THOUGHT ABOUT MA’S NOTIONS REGARDIN’ LOVE AND HOUSE-KEEPIN’

When sister Maymie saidst she’d like to learn

To sweep the keys of a piano-forte,

Ma she spoke up and cut her right off short

And saidst she’d rather that a girl of her ’n

Shouldst know just how to sweep a room, nor spurn

A poor but honest man, for that’s the sort

Pa wast. And ma insists no woman ort

To spend more money than a man canst earn.

A kid-gloved dandy with a stove-pipe hat

Wed ma’s proud cousin. Say, but he wast sly!

“Our home shalt be next thing to Heaven!” That

Wast what he vowed. Ma says that that’s no lie

For they art packed into a stingy flat

Four stairways up, and plumb against the sky!

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ OF PEARY ON A HOT SUMMER DAY

O Peary! With the scorchin’ summer here

And everybody payin’ double price

For little weeny, teeny bits of ice,

It dost no longer seem so very queer

That thou shouldst have the bravery to steer

Thy ship up North where it is cool and nice.

I’ll bet you smile whilst thinkin’ thou hast twice

The fun we’re havin’ at this time of year.

And, say! old boy, since thou dost understand

The pole is an imaginary spot,

Why not “imagine” thou hast found it and

Of time and trouble save an awful lot?

Couldst others track thee to that frozen land

And prove thou didst not find it? I guess not!

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ OF A THANKSGIVIN’ DAY TURKEY

O Eagle! emblem of my country, thou,

Who art the boss of every other bird,

My muse, to find the highfalutin word

With which to name thee, dost not know just how.

Yet ’tis not thee who hast, I must allow,

My patriotic breast the deepest stirred,

And they who planned our country’s banner erred

In makin’ thee the sign to which we bow.

For whilst, O Eagle, thou dost dare to climb

The highest mountain peak and greet the sun,

It is the turkey that dost nearest rhyme

With all the lofty thrills that through us run;

He beats thee to a standstill every time,

For, stuffed and roasted—say! he takes the bun!

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ OF MY SISTER MAYMIE’S HOMELY BEAU

O Love! ’Tis saidst that thou art blind. Alas!

I didst not think that it wast truly so

Until I saw my sister Maymie’s beau

Who’s awful stingy and as green as grass!

How love canst make such guys as he is pass

For something beautiful, I dost not know.

Hadst I my way, you bet! he’d stand no show

Of settin’ in our parlor wastin’ gas.

He steals things, too! Last night whilst in a nook

Of our dark hall I heardst him say: “Alack!

I must steal one!” This morn I went’st to look

And found’st all our umbrellas in the rack,

And so I guess whatever ’twast he took,

My sister Maymie madest him give it back.

LINES WROTE WHILST RECOVERIN’ FROM AN ACCIDENT CAUSED BY A HORNET

O Hornet! When I think’st what thou canst do

To make strong men just hump themselves and run,

Men who wouldst boldly face a ten-inch gun

But lack the “sand” to halt whilst you pursue,

And deem’st thy stinger something they wouldst rue,

I’ve wondered if, when things that weigh a ton

Flee from thy wrath, thou dost not deem it fun

To chase folks that are so much bigger ’n you.

Didst I accordin’ to my size possess

The means for gettin’ even thou dost own,

’Twouldst be great sport to tackle—well, I guess!—

A boy ’most any size, and hear him moan

As I didst when thou gavest me that caress

From something hotter than the torrid zone!

LINES WROTE ON A SUMMER DAY WHILST THINKIN’ OF A SODA-FOUNTAIN

When I’m a man I shalt not care to be

The President of these United States:

I’dst rather be the drug-store clerk who waits

On people at the soda-fountain. He

Hast lots more first-class fun, it seems to me,

For whilst the public dost not get rebates

On soda, he canst get it at cut rates,

And lots of times, I’ll bet, he gets it free!

Of course, I know it must be pretty fine

To hear the brass bands and the big bass drums

Come marchin’ by the White House all in line

And playin’: “See, the Conquerin’ Hero Comes!”

And, yet, no presidential job in mine:

The soda clerk’s the one that gets the plums!

LINES WROTE AFTER BEIN’ SCOLDED FOR NOT DOIN’ AS CHILDREN USED TO

I yearn’st to live to be ten times as old

As wast Mathusalem, the patriarch:

Then when some older person durst remark:

“When I wast young the children weren’t so bold

And always loved to do as they wert told,

And went to bed soon after it wast dark;”

I’llst say to him: My errin’ friend, now hark

To one who wilt no longer hear thee scold:

I knew thy great-great-great-grand-parents when

They wert sly youngsters vexin’ their poor nurse,

And children now art good as they wert then!

They always have been stubborn, mean, perverse,

And always wilt be, since, alas! like men,

They’re just as heaven makes them—only worse!

LINES WROTE ON READIN’ HOW CLEOPATRA MADE MEN ACT VERY FOOLISH

To-day I readst in an old history book

How Cleopatra used to make men do

Just any fool thing that she wanted to

By givin’ them a “lovey-dovey” look.

Time wast, long, long ago, when I’dst have shook

My head and saidst the story wast not true,

But that, alas! that wast before I knew

Miss Susan S. who hast my fancy took.

To-day I hadst an apple I’dst have not

Let any boy in school taste, but when she

Asked couldst she have a bite and took a lot,

I didst not mind at all, for, oh, to me,

Where she hadst bit hadst somehow made the spot

Taste awful sweet! Thus dost love rule us. See?

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ WHAT I WOULDST DO WITH CARNEGIE’S GOLD

O Great Carnegie! With thy wealth, oh, my!

I dost not know exactly what I’d do,

But seem’st to me I’d have more fun than you

Art havin’ with it. Anyhow, if I

Hadst money, as they say, “to burn,” I’d try

To burn it here, for, oh! ’twouldst make me blue

To think I’d have to smell it burnin’ through

The endless eons of the by and by!

And you can bet if I hadst gold in bins

As thou hast got, in quantities so vast

Thou canst not spend it, I’d buy diamond pins

And soda water to the very last!

And I’d be sorry that I wast not twins

So I couldst spend my fortune twice as fast.

SOME THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST HAVIN’ TO BATHE IN A BATH-TUB

I don’t like bathin’ in a bath-tub. Say!

It’s no more like a good old swimmin’-hole

Where you can dive right in and splash and roll

Or anything you please, than work’s like play!

Some afternoon of a hot summer day

When thou from school and poky things hast stole,

Oh, ain’t it good for heart and brain and soul

To plunge right in and swim your own sweet way?

I pity folks who bathe where they must wear

A bathin’-suit! I wouldst have none in mine.

Give me a good old shady corner where

Nobody’s lookin’. That’s what I call “fine!”

And when I bathe in this sawed-off affair,

The swimmin’-hole’s the thing for which I pine.

LINES WROTE IN SCHOOL WHILST THROWIN’ GLANCES AT SUSAN SANDERSON

“Oh, what is love?” the poet asks. I guess

I’dst better tell him. When a girl’s cheeks seem

As fascinatin’ to you as ice-cream,

And though snub-nosed and freckled, more or less,

She’s still the phantom of pure loveliness

That ever and anon athwart your dream

Comes stealin’, whilst you scheme and scheme and scheme

To be where she is, thou ’rt in love! Oh, yes!

When you keep thinkin’ how you’dst squeeze her hand

If sometime thou couldst be her little glove,

And if thou feelst that thou wouldst like to stand,

With only just the frosty stars above,

In some big snowdrift ’neath her window and

Stay there forever, then thou art in love!

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST MOWIN’ THE LAWN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON

O Circus Day! So very brief art thou,

From early morn when first doth rise the tent

Till midnight comes and all the show hath went;

Thou ’rt like a swiftly passin’ dream. Oh, how

I wish the laggin’ tasks that wet the brow

With per-spi-ra-tion (sweat is what I meant)

Would haste as thou dost haste. How different

This world wouldst be from what we find it now!

Or ’twouldst be better still if time wouldst pass,

Whilst laughin’ at the antics of the clown,

As slow as run’st the sands within the glass

Whilst I, ’neath sun that almost melts me down,

Must mow the lawn. O Fate, why must, alas!

Thy smile be so much shorter than thy frown?

SONNET WROTE ON THE FLY-LEAF OF MY GRAMMAR DURIN’ SCHOOL HOURS

O Education! Maybe thou art all

Our teachers tell us, but just let me say

That if my folks wouldst let me have my way,

From early Spring till frost comes in the Fall

I’dst be outdoors, you bet! a-playin’ ball

Or otherwise enjoyin’ each fine day.

It seem’st a shame for boys to have to stay

Like culprits shut in by a prison wall!

I guess if you get rich folks wilt not care

If you don’tst know your grammar to a T,

For baby boys, you’llst find ’most everywhere,

Art named for uncles who hast money, see?

Though they hain’tst got no learnin’ they canst spare

Nor never spell their ’taters with a p.

THOUGHTS THOUGHT ON HEARIN’ FOLKS FIND FAULT WITH THE WEATHER

I love cold winter weather with the snow

A-driftin’ on the walks I hast to clear,

And frost a-bitin’ nose and cheek and ear,

With the thermometer “away below.”

I also love the summer when it’s so

Red-hot that clothes next to you all “adhere”

And everybody’s frantic, pretty near,

And sayin’ things that hot folks dost, you know?

I love both seasons, but I wish I could

Enjoy them whilst they’re with us, for, you see,

It’s winter when the summer seem’st so good,

And summer when the winter pleases me.

But, somehow, I have never understood

Why either of them whilst it’s here’s “n. g.”

LINES WROTE AFTER SEEIN’ SHAKESPEARE’S HAMLET FROM AN UPPER GALLERY

O Shakespeare! Thou whom’st all the world dost think

Hast written some good things, I, too, wouldst pay

My best respects to thee; yet, wouldst I say

That whilst I like thee yet I dost not shrink

From tellin’ thee that thou art on the “blink”

And very sadly out of date to-day.

Still, if thou’lt follow my advice thou may

Still count as one of us, and get more “chink.”

Your plays ain’t any good the way they stand:

Thou ought’st to tone them up with something nice:

Some coon-songs, fire-engines, blood-hounds and

A swingin’ bridge and chunks of floatin’ ice

Wouldst make your old plays draw to beat the band,

And folks wouldst crowd your show at any price!

SONNET WROTE WHILST RETROSPECTIVELY CONTEMPLATIN’ MY FIRST CIGAR

Oh, woe is me! and other things like that!

Yestreen I soughtst to smoke my first cigar:

It gav’st my system a tremendous jar!

I didst not have the gumption of a gnat.

All night I couldst not tell where I wast at.

I wish I knew just what those cheap smokes are;

It seem’st to me they’re made of glue and tar.

Ah, me! I’m weaker than a half-starved cat.

Oh, let them smoke henceforth, say’st I, who will,

For who am I that I shouldst dare condemn

Their vile tobacco? I have hadst my fill:

Let others have it; I sha’n’tst envy them,

For I’llst not never smoke no more until

I’m ten times older than Mathusalem!

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT A VACATION SPENT ON A FARM

O Farmer, independentest of all

Mankind art thou! I know, because, last year

I spent my whole vacation, pretty near,

On Uncle Eben’s farm, and though I’m small,

I hoed the corn and beans, and helped him haul

And stack his hay. I’dst work until I’dst fear

I’dst just drop down and end my sad career

Before they’dst give the welcome dinner call.

My uncle dost not weigh his words with care,

For once he told me that I wast a shirk;

But I wouldst rather breathe the country air

Than be a shut-in office-boy or clerk;

For I found out whilst visitin’ out there

That I like farmin’, but I hate farm work.

LINES COMPOSED AFTER SEEIN’ A BOOK FULL OF BYRON’S LOVE LETTERS

One reason why I’m ’most afraid to get

So famous like we poets always do,

Is that they’ll print my spoony letters, too,

As is the way with all of us who let

Our fancies caper. Hadst I thought whilst yet

Unknown, I’dst be a poet, quite a few

Endearin’ words with which I soughtst to woo

More girls than one I’dst not have wrote, you bet!

If Susan Sanderson shouldst find I sent

The valentine I saidst I wrote for her

To Jane Jones, too, the thirty cents I’ve spent

For soda water’s wasted, I’dst infer:

Why must we poets do things we’ll repent?

And oh! why thus didst me and Byron err?

SONNET WROTE AFTER HEARIN’ A YOUTH ORATIN’ ABOUT “CASABIANCA”

O Boy, that stood’st upon the burnin’ deck

And gotst thyself in our school readers and

The “Whoop-’er-up” school speakers of our land

Because thou wouldst not leave that sinkin’ wreck,

Oh, don’tst thou think if thou hadst saved thy neck

And wisely cut and run to beat the band,

Thou couldst have later done things still more grand?

Alas! too soon didst death thy valor check!

Oh, didst thou stay because thou couldst not swim?

Or wast it fame for which thy heart didst yearn?

Of course thou gotst a name time canst not dim,

But seemst to me that all I canst discern

In thy foolhardy, stickin’-to-it whim

Is that thou deemed the world hadst boys to burn.

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Table of Contents

SONNETS OF A BUDDING BARD

CONTENTS

LINES WROTE IN SCHOOL WHILST I SHOULDST HAVE BEEN STUDYIN’ MY LESSON

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT MARY AND HER PET LAMB

LINES WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT HOW PA ACTS WHEN DRESSIN’ UP

LINES WROTE WHILST REALIZIN’ WE OUGHTST TO BE KIND TO DUMB BRUTES

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ OF OUR PARENTS IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

LINES WROTE WHILST SMARTIN’ FROM PUNISHMENT RECEIVED FOR LYIN’

THOUGHTS THOUGHT ABOUT MA’S NOTIONS REGARDIN’ LOVE AND HOUSE-KEEPIN’

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ OF PEARY ON A HOT SUMMER DAY

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST THINKIN’ OF A THANKSGIVIN’ DAY TURKEY

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ OF MY SISTER MAYMIE’S HOMELY BEAU

LINES WROTE WHILST RECOVERIN’ FROM AN ACCIDENT CAUSED BY A HORNET

LINES WROTE ON A SUMMER DAY WHILST THINKIN’ OF A SODA-FOUNTAIN

LINES WROTE AFTER BEIN’ SCOLDED FOR NOT DOIN’ AS CHILDREN USED TO

LINES WROTE ON READIN’ HOW CLEOPATRA MADE MEN ACT VERY FOOLISH

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ WHAT I WOULDST DO WITH CARNEGIE’S GOLD

SOME THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST HAVIN’ TO BATHE IN A BATH-TUB

LINES WROTE IN SCHOOL WHILST THROWIN’ GLANCES AT SUSAN SANDERSON

THOUGHTS THOUGHT WHILST MOWIN’ THE LAWN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON

SONNET WROTE ON THE FLY-LEAF OF MY GRAMMAR DURIN’ SCHOOL HOURS

THOUGHTS THOUGHT ON HEARIN’ FOLKS FIND FAULT WITH THE WEATHER

LINES WROTE AFTER SEEIN’ SHAKESPEARE’S HAMLET FROM AN UPPER GALLERY

SONNET WROTE WHILST RETROSPECTIVELY CONTEMPLATIN’ MY FIRST CIGAR

SONNET WROTE WHILST THINKIN’ ABOUT A VACATION SPENT ON A FARM

LINES COMPOSED AFTER SEEIN’ A BOOK FULL OF BYRON’S LOVE LETTERS

SONNET WROTE AFTER HEARIN’ A YOUTH ORATIN’ ABOUT “CASABIANCA”

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