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Chapter
I	The Haunted Bookshop
II	The Corn Cob Club[1]
III	Titania Arrives
IV	The Disappearing Volume
V	Aubrey Walks Part Way Home—and Rides The Rest of the Way
VI	Titania Learns the Business
VII	Aubrey Takes Lodgings
VIII	Aubrey Goes to the Movies, and Wishes he Knew More German
IX	Again the Narrative is Retarded
X	Roger Raids the Ice-Box
XI	Titania Tries Reading in Bed
XII	Aubrey Determines to give Service that's Different
XIII	The Battle of Ludlow Street
XIV	The "Cromwell" Makes its Last Appearance
XV	Mr. Chapman Waves His Wand

I.	MYSTERY OF THE UNEXPECTED JULEP
II.	THE HOUSE ON CARAWAY STREET
III.	INCIDENT OF THE GOOSEBERRY BOMBS
IV.	THE GREAT WAR BEGINS
V.	THE TREACHERY OF MISS CHUFF
VI.	DEPARTED SPIRITS
VII.	THE DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS
VIII.	WITH BENEFIT OF CLERGY
IX.	THE ELECTION
X.	E PLURIBUS UNUM!
XI.	IT'S A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TURNING

The Perfect Reader	1
The Autogenesis of a Poet	5
The Old Reliable	19
In Memoriam, Francis Barton Gummere	23
Adventures at Lunch Time	30
Secret Transactions of the Three Hours for Lunch Club	36
Initiation	42
Creed of the Three Hours for Lunch Club	47
A Preface to the Profession of Journalism	51
Fulton Street, and Walt Whitman	57
McSorley's	63
A Portrait	69
Going to Philadelphia	73
Our Tricolour Tie	86
The Club of Abandoned Husbands	95
West Broadway	100
The Rudeness of Poets	106
1100 Words	110
Some Inns	115
The Club in Hoboken	124
The Club at Its Worst	129
A Suburban Sentimentalist	133
Gissing	138
A Dialogue	143
At the Gasthof zum Ochsen	147
Mr. Conrad's New Preface	151
The Little House	155
Tadpoles	158
Magic in Salamis	162
Consider the Commuter	167
The Permanence of Poetry	178
Books of the Sea	182
Fallacious Meditations on Criticism	192
Letting Out the Furnace	202
By the Fireplace	206
A City Note-Book	210
Thoughts in the Subway	229
Dempsey vs. Carpentier	234
A Letter to a Sea Captain	239

			PAGE
		Preface	vii
		On Making Friends	3
		Thoughts on Cider	10
		One-Night Stands	18
		The Owl Train	25
		Safety Pins	29
		Confessions of a “Colyumist”	34
		Moving	42
		Surf Fishing	48
		“Idolatry”	52
		The First Commencement Address	60
		The Downfall of George Snipe	63
		Meditations of a Bookseller	66
		If Buying a Meal Were Like Buying a House	71
		Adventures in High Finance	74
		On Visiting Bookshops	78
		A Discovery	83
		Silas Orrin Howes	91
		Joyce Kilmer	97
	Tales of Two Cities		109
I.	Philadelphia:
		An Early Train
		Ridge Avenue
		The University and the Urchin
		Pine Street
		Pershing in Philadelphia
		Fall Fever
		Two Days Before Christmas
		In West Philadelphia
		Horace Traubel
II.	New York:		163
		The Anatomy of Manhattan
		Vesey Street
		Brooklyn Bridge
		Three Hours for Lunch
		Passage from Some Memoirs
		First Lessons in Clowning
		House Hunting
		Long Island Revisited
		On Being in a Hurry
		Confessions of a Human Globule
		Notes on a Fifth Avenue Bus
		Sunday Morning
		Venison Pasty
		Grand Avenue, Brooklyn
		On Waiting for the Curtain to Go Up	236
		Musings of John Mistletoe	240
		The World's Most Famous Oration	242
		On Laziness	244
		Teaching the Prince to Take Notes	249
		A City Notebook	253
		On Going to Bed	270

	PAGE
TO THE LITTLE HOUSE	19
A GRACE BEFORE WRITING	20
DEDICATION FOR A FIREPLACE	21
TAKING TITLE	22
THE SECRET	25
ONLY A MATTER OF TIME	26
AT THE MERMAID CAFETERIA	28
OUR HOUSE	29
ON NAMING A HOUSE	31
A HALLOWE'EN MEMORY	32
REFUSING YOU IMMORTALITY	35
BAYBERRY CANDLES	36
SECRET LAUGHTER	37
SIX WEEKS OLD	38
A CHARM	41
MY PIPE	42
THE 5:42	44
PETER PAN	48
IN HONOR OF TAFFY TOPAZ	49
THE CEDAR CHEST	50
READING ALOUD	51
ANIMAL CRACKERS	52
THE MILKMAN	55
LIGHT VERSE	56
THE FURNACE	57
WASHING THE DISHES	58
THE CHURCH OF UNBENT KNEES	61
ELEGY WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY COAL-BIN	62
THE OLD SWIMMER	66
THE MOON-SHEEP	70
SMELLS	71
SMELLS (JUNIOR)	72
MAR QUONG, CHINESE LAUNDRYMAN	75
THE FAT LITTLE PURSE	76
THE REFLECTION	80
THE BALLOON PEDDLER	82
LINES FOR AN ECCENTRIC'S BOOK PLATE	86
TO A POST-OFFICE INKWELL	89
THE CRIB	90
THE POET	94
TO A DISCARDED MIRROR	97
TO A CHILD	98
TO A VERY YOUNG GENTLEMAN	100
TO AN OLD-FASHIONED POET	104
BURNING LEAVES IN SPRING	105
BURNING LEAVES, NOVEMBER	106
A VALENTINE GAME	107
FOR A BIRTHDAY	108
KEATS	111
TO H. F. M., A SONNET IN SUNLIGHT	113
QUICKENING	114
AT A WINDOW SILL	115
THE RIVER OF LIGHT	116
OF HER GLORIOUS MADNESS	118
IN AN AUCTION ROOM	119
EPITAPH FOR A POET WHO WROTE NO POETRY	120
SONNET BY A GEOMETER	121
TO A VAUDEVILLE TERRIER	122
TO AN OLD FRIEND	125
TO A BURLESQUE SOUBRETTE	126
THOUGHTS WHILE PACKING A TRUNK	129
STREETS	130
TO THE ONLY BEGETTER	131
PEDOMETER	133
HOSTAGES	134
ARS DURA	137
O. HENRY—APOTHECARY	138
FOR THE CENTENARY OF KEATS'S SONNET	139
TWO O'CLOCK	140
THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER	141
THE WEDDED LOVER	142
TO YOU, REMEMBERING THE PAST	143
CHARLES AND MARY	144
TO A GRANDMOTHER	145
DIARISTS	146
THE LAST SONNET	147
THE SAVAGE	148
ST. PAUL'S AND WOOLWORTH	149
ADVICE TO A CITY	150
THE TELEPHONE DIRECTORY	151
GREEN ESCAPE	153
VESPER SONG FOR COMMUTERS	157
THE ICE WAGON	158
AT A MOVIE THEATRE	161
SONNETS IN A LODGING HOUSE	163
THE MAN WITH THE HOE (PRESS)	167
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE GOD?	168
RAPID TRANSIT	170
CAUGHT IN THE UNDERTOW	171
TO HIS BROWN-EYED MISTRESS	172
PEACE	173
SONG, IN DEPRECATION OF PULCHRITUDE	175
MOUNTED POLICE	176
TO HIS MISTRESS, DEPLORING THAT HE IS NOT AN ELIZABETHAN GALAXY	179
THE INTRUDER	181
TIT FOR TAT	182
SONG FOR A LITTLE HOUSE	185
THE PLUMPUPPETS	186
DANDY DANDELION	190
THE HIGH CHAIR	192
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT	193
AUTUMN COLORS	197
THE LAST CRICKET	198
TO LOUISE	199
CHRISTMAS EVE	203
EPITAPH ON THE PROOFREADER OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA	204
THE MUSIC BOX	205
TO LUATH	209
THOUGHTS ON REACHING LAND	212
A SYMPOSIUM	214
TO A TELEPHONE OPERATOR WHO HAS A BAD COLD	218
NURSERY RHYMES FOR THE TENDER-HEARTED	219
THE TWINS	227
A PRINTER'S MADRIGAL	228
THE POET ON THE HEARTH	230
O PRAISE ME NOT THE COUNTRY	231
A STONE IN ST. PAUL'S GRAVEYARD	235
THE MADONNA OF THE CURB	236
THE ISLAND	240
SUNDAY NIGHT	242
ENGLAND, JULY, 1913	246
CASUALTY	250
A GRUB STREET RECESSIONAL	251
PRELIMINARY INSTRUCTIONS FOR A FUNERAL SERVICE	253

This hearth was built for thy delight—	Frontispiece
And by a friend's bright gift of wine, I dedicate this house of mine	23
And of all man's felicities—	33
A little world he feels and sees: His mother's arms, his mother's knees—	39
The 5:42	47
And Daddy once said he would like to be me Having cocoa and animals once more for tea!	53
But heavy feeding complicates The task by soiling many plates	59
How ill avail, on such a frosty night	65
The old swimmer	69
But Katie, the cook, is more splendid than all—	73
Perhaps it's a ragged child crying	79
The Balloon Peddler	85
If you appreciate it more Than I—why don't return it!	87
And then one night—	93
The human cadence and the subtle chime Of little laughters—	95
What years of youthful ills and pangs and bumps—	103
A Birthday	109
You must be rigid servant of your art!	123
You came, and impudent and deuce-may-care Danced where the gutter flamed with footlight fire	127
Hostages	135
My eyes still pine for the comely line Of an outbound vessel's hull	155
A man ain't so secretive, never cares What kind of private papers he leaves lay—	165
Mounted Police	177
Courtesy	183
The Plumpuppets	189
... It's hard to have to tell How unresponsive I have found her	195
... When you see, this Great First Time, Lit candles on a Christmas Tree!	201
The music box	207
Solugubrious	217
In the midnight, like yourself, I explore the pantry shelf!	221
The Twins	227
O praise me not the country	233
The wail of sickly children—	239
Ah, does the butcher—heartless clown— Beget that shadow on her brow?	245

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