Gee, Gee,
Yo better quit dat pestern me.
Woe, tell I unkiber dis corn,
A raskul like yo shud nebber ben bon,
When de sun comes out yo am looken fo de cool
An’ dat’s de powful acten uv a lazy mule.
Den dah’s de minet I gits de bridle
Yo eyes am shut yo mine goes idle.
Did yo had no risens or go to school—no.
Ah, dat’s de rezen yo’s a lazy mule.
Now maybe tumorh I’ll drove yo tu town,
And what I means yo gwine tu sweep de groun,
Yo won’t drug along acten a fool,
Yo’ll git up an muv, lazy mule.
Yo ets a wagon loder con an’ a bale o hay,
Den yo leans er ginst de fence when yo goes tu bray,
I recken som time you’ll ax fo a stool
So you kin set doun yo lazy mule.
Den tu I recken I’ll trade yo off,
Yo lon nekhog, yo ets de hay out de loft,
Now yo kin git mad but I got er nu rule,
Yo good for nothen lazy mule.
And when I goes tu mak dis deal,
Yo run around de barn an’ kick up yo heal,
Stah rit sid dat ole marh Brule
Den de man won’t no he’s giten sich a lazy mule.
Ah, an when he gits yo you’ll cease tu balk,
Fo he am goter a chalklin yo has tu walk,
From dat dah on yo’ll be a liven tool
Dat I’ll en yo actens uv er lazy mule.
An mah de dah come when yo cease tu breve
Den yo’ll flot wid de angles fru de trees,
An de buzzards will fite one mo duel
An I’ll sah dah gones de essene uv dat lazy mule.
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